News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 63

#vinb if there are 100K ppl with mortgage difficulties,more than half million ppl jobless,how many children is that in stressful conditions?

@lukey_stanger @carrothead yes you did. You said the recession was due to subsidising unemployment with benefits. #forgetfulluke

@kane_sb i'm currently unemployed can i join?

eurgh I'm jobless in 2 weeks #awkward #nomoney #notcool

Being jobless is awesome and don't have school or college to go to is even better

@adelmahon hey!! Fine what about you!? Still unemployed tho

There's definitely a correlation between being unemployed and a warped sleeping pattern. You try doing a days work then staying up past 4am.

@BenjaminMarro I did, but you might be an unemployed badass. #JustSayin

@StGthaprodigy @Cu_Diss @oyin_baby I feel jobless talkin 2 dis dumb guy!like am d onlt one talkin,stg and oyin am out!

Obama has 5.4 million americans on unemployment for over 6 months or better.His auto bailout is a Lie it was downsized & still in Debt!

I think I figured out why there's so many unemployed people in the world: The applications are fucking impossible to figure out.

I have zero common sense, and am the most incompetent unorganised person alive how am I still unemployed?

economic data: Jobless Claims Rise Slightly Last Week, But The Trend Is Still Encouraging

@CokcyMoFo Hahahahaha! We both gonna be jobless.

The Way You Say My Name Makes Me Feel Like I'm That Nigga , But I'm Still Unemployed .

Winsford has highest unemployment in Cheshire West. We need to save industrial land for jobs not residential. Sign the petition for jobs.

Ethics aside, need a company for unemployed undergrads to get .50 cents for use of their K+ to individuals willing to pay. $120/m not bad.

Imaginary convo @ The Sun HQ Shld Fridays front page be Education, Unemployment, NHS or military cuts? nope, Let's run with Prince Harry

Twitfight this night! Jobless people..

@ArfonJ Wales is sorely lacking in aspiration. For too many life is-binge drinking/obesity/drugs/Jeremy Kyle/The Sun/Tatoos/unemployment...

False alarm. I'm still unemployed

.@RafaelMorataya2 so you want higher unemployment amongst minorities?

U spending a lot of time getting bitches per say but ur still unemployed shit have 1 of yo hoes bring u 2 get yo kids 4 da day #ijs

@Courtstuffs For long term unemployed, we have the 'Work Programme' & 'Employment Zone.' On it, we don't show up on unemployment stats.

Trying to decide what to do in my new Football Manager game. Go with a big team? Llama it? Start unemployed?

@dlovee_93 hell yeah. Those lucky/unlucky unemployed niggas..... lol

Today's adventure in unemployment: Ate a bag of Cheetos while riding a bike, looked for four-leafed clovers in my backyard, tweeted.

@angela_pedace next time there's an unemployed party I'll bring the #Sugar

if yall don't vote , no more section 8, no more unemployment , no more food stamps ...

@carms29 ...there's a huge possibillity i could be the assistant next year haha! From dropping out of college and being jobless, not..

I swear some of these bitches should work for twitter!!! Ya ass be on it all day every damn day #jobless slore

Anyone wanna give me $60 so I can go to passion pit with @KM_Cragg since I'm broke & jobless!? :)

In Jan 2009, when Barry took office, 11.6 million people were unemployed. Today, 12.7 million people are unemployed. #Backwards

@GTPW_Zay my phones off bruh. Message me on twitter. Niggas don't pay their phone bills anymore because we were just currently unemployed

Had a lovely afternoon of baking and chatting with @kingsabbo !! This whole unemployment thing is pretty sweet! :)

@hallsy04 Hope you reminded him that you're currently unemployed. #lockout

@MittRomney MI poster child, UAW had forsaken me, reeducated for a new career and still unemployed... Go Rx2!! #cyaintheam

@ChintalDarjee Girl you got to live in NYC for half a year.. whether you're unemployed or not you still shit over all our lives!

Are the unemployed 'victims of our society/gov't' or are they 'choosing' unemployment? Debate!

@TheLastAtheist meant, increases unemployment

We have highest unemployment in Cheshire West. Stop crazy Cwac plan to put residential site on industrial estate.

@jane_ann_hats you looked stunning great design unemployed had a bad day till saw you on telly thanks

Unemployed bitches be the first saying thirsty thursday like they wasnt out drinking all week

Unemployment is so nice #somuchfreetime

#unemployment can cause #homelessness!

@ThisIsRobThomas WTF!!!!!! I do believe she is unemployed.

#RealDNCPlatform Reduced carbon footprint by keeping unemployment high

@EmmaVasquez1 Ya should try being unemployed,365 day weekend!!And even longer in a leap year

It's a weird situation being employed but unemployed as well #ineedabigkidjob #oneday #whereismymotivation

@ahddrv @Sharonavraham @wsjaeboo unemployment, poverty and homelessness. (we haven't seen the half of it yet) Brown suggested 2 ways:

@AJRamelo good luck - welcome to the city with the highest unemployment rate!

@VictorB123 And even if it increases unemployment, the employed have more money and that allows the creation of a safety net.

@Sanya_nya Mmh, it's tough... I was lucky to get unemployment. Do you have that sort of thing in CZ?

@ylimedebruin @katcheatle she's at her dads office on Toronto right now she is actually unemployed and has no money #unemployable

@Winterbarringer glad one of us does #unemployed

Crude-oil futures overnight losses in trading as concern about weak Chinese manufacturing data and poor jobless claims.

@Ebibz_baba: @StGthaprodigy @Cu_Diss @oyin_baby I feel jobless talkin 2 dis dumb guy!like am d onlt one talkin,stg and oyin am out!Me 2

Another day of unemployment. I aggressively applied for jobs, built jr a treehouse and drank aggressively. repeat tomorrow #NowYouKnow

Jobless MF's get lucky for having a car while GoodNiggas like me & @NydoesIT have to ACTUALLY go get a job to get what we want #DamnShame

@JoeMc210 speaking of, i would love to know how the rate of unemployment is so high and yet the place i work at is so understaffed.

@nickpickles how about the 1,000,000 young people unemployed?

@Lis_Smith 8.3% unemployment, 60% think the country is on wrong track. What's tomorrow's shiny object, tool?

@OsamaBinLannah they call ma willy the mexican firefighter.. cos it's broon n jobless x x x

@Malieg8 Not even shaa! Akuto datawo some low life jobless graduate, but anoda kuzviita kunge hameno!

@HearSpeakListen I feel like freelancing is very much a grandiose term for unemployed.

I am somewhat pretty disturbed...I need to do more music.. I might quit my job and become unemployed.

@Reince @MittRomney @PaulRyanVP How about @BarackObama's #WarOnAmericasFuture with a 16 trillion dollar debt and 8.3% unemployment rate ?

Now unemployed.

which is why i am currently jobless, relationshipless and have a big forehead

@yukimeru thanks luv. Now unemployed yay

Being jobless is the worst thing ever... xs the time doesn't pass..

How many new employment opportunities has Meles created? A jobless economic growth is not going to Solve our problem.

Is there some reason why people are still even listening to Skip Bayless? He should have been Skip Jobless yeeeaaarrrs ago... #yankees

i need something to do #lonely #jobless

You’re 32, unemployed and you live in your moms house still? You must have so much swag huh bro?

If I dont get off work for the @piercetheveil concert im going to be jobless...

Got the seasonal clerk position yay won't be jobless! Super happy...

No longer an unemployed college grad, hello cities!!! #abouttime

@BarstoolBigCat Clearly he's playing the @BarstoolBlckOut tour in it's entirety. @DanteTheDon might want to head down to unemployment.

@ahddrv @Sharonavraham @wsjaeboo finances. We have no growth, high unemployment and poverty only going to get worse.

@IngrahamAngle How about @BarackObama's #WarOnAmericasFuture with a 16 trillion dollar debt and 8.3% unemployment rate ?

@Nicole__Leonard damn :{ thanks anyway...awe thanks haha should be fun defo don't want to go in for a 'talk' tomorrow #jobless :'( xxxx

@seanhannity the hate out there is unbelievable!You haven't made the unemployment numbers jump, the debt jump or taken money from Medicare.

Digging a generational gap of unemployed idiots @BenKnust

I got it: let's declare war on unemployment! Problem solved, take a three day weekend folks!

One of Chicagos most eligible bachelors, Kahlil Bell, is now unemployed

Like, are there not conceivable reasons why folks would move other than money? Not every Maritimer is a currently unemployed wannabe rig pig

@HeyTammyBruce @DLoesch How about @BarackObama's #WarOnAmericasFuture with a 16 trillion dollar debt and 8.3% unemployment rate ?

been unemployed for almost a week and lovin it. (any other time, i'd be freakin the fuck out over no job) #myhusbandspoilsmerotten

He's single, unemployed & probably needs a hug, @edyska. @vxmcclure23: Bears have waived Kahlil Bell after he was asked to take a pay cut.

@akristofcak i emphasize w/ ppl who are in dire straits, sick, jobless — not those who are going 2 b w/o their phone & sweater for 2 hours!

If you're only 21 & filing for unemployment that just means you're lazy. Get off your ass & find a job, stop stealing my tax dollars #rant

The fuck am I gonna do at Rasta Fest? Talk bout collecting unemployment with Junior Marshall and Delroy????

FREE AT LAST!! #jobless

I wish i had a job i wish everyon was unemployed so it were easier for me to get a job i wish i had a job because i would have a money

@iM_WAYTOOLOUD giving a nigga horrible advice fuck around and my ass would be jobless like most of y’all.

@106andpark #ItsFunnyWhen you stand there watching 2 ladies fight naked over a jobless punk fucking wretched nigga...... Smfh

Thanks @BarackObama and @janetnapolitano for the extra 800,000 workers to flood the workforce. That should help unemployment #tcot #ccot

First day of work Tuesday! Excited, but definitely making the best out of the last of my unemployment dayz

@hannahjc016 shut up. Go buy your own phone you jobless worthless loser.