News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 55

Ahhh, I'm jobless :/

#BlessObamasHeart 15 million unemployed and Obama hasn’t met with his jobs council for 7 months. Too busy getting Romney’s 2002 tax return.

Rafa is still jobless on the rock n roll #StandardScouser

@bananaheaded I don't know how it would work, I doubt there's much money in the pot. And I would be unemployed

@vflb2011 defo, the interview I had for job I got now was 1st interview I had in the 2yrs being unemployed :o( so hard xXx

@SunG108 you unemployed?

I'm quitting lol and I just started oh well(: unemployed to be

They was asking me questions with a camera in my face about my age how long I've worked there what I think of unemployed people

Got a job interview next wednesday, maybe I'll no longer be an unemployed bum O

@MrMike_H Pfft. BIG accomplishment. Here's another little statistic for ya 2008 unemployment 5.0%, now 8.3%, with real level approx. 15%.

i am no longer unemployed ... finally !

@catherinefloydd @Broski99 we'd both be jobless and in jail within a week if this took place. Haha

@PoloDjeff: @Nique_Nechel - He prob WAS gon get it for you w/that Verizon discount, but he's now unemployed.

@CarmichaelKevin I guess it depends on how much financial stability they're getting and other trade-offs (unemployment).

@PerdipJohal hehee u r my sweet, nice Sham bro cant 4get u. :) U and @turkish_fan r in similar situation, both jobless best of luck guys!

Being jobless also means browsing through fashion websites for hours :P @aradhananayak

Frank complaining aabout all the 'work' he has to do in the house, wants to go to jury house & relax. Unemployed schmuck. #bb14

@fredwimpy Unemployment up and spending out of control, but let's focus on the tax returns.

Unemployment hasn't been this high for this long in 60 years..

You'll be jobless n broke screaming YOLO sindio

I love technology. Just filed for unemployment on my way to a job interview. Either way I got somethin comin

Its just gets better! Boy accepted place at Uni in London! No extra gap year! *middle class for no longer unemployed globe trotting ....*!

#BlessObamasHeart whoever told him the answer to record breaking unemployment was in Romney's tax returns needs to clarify they were joking.

@Uniqueforu1 @anitamcnaught syrian baby is innocent// Did you notice I wrote unmarried, unemployed??

Gonna hand out some CV's tomorrow and see if I can fix this unemployed problem I have.. #skint

#BlessObamasHeart Putting more people in the UNEMPLOYMENT line

This dude just cashed an unemployment check but has $1.7 million in the bank.... y esa vaina??

The demand for unemployment insurance is down because the Michigan Legislature cut the weeks from 26 to 20 that's wrong people need help

The world would be a better place is everyone went to the unemployment office and the dealership.

Why would anyone 18-29 vote for Obama in 2012 given their unemployment & fact that he has zero plans for saving entitlements for them?

Obama doesn't care about unemployment. He wants us all on welfare, helpless, in despair & waiting w/ bated breath for our King to rescue us.

seriously I've applied to 10 different places within the last 2 days. if I don't get a call back, I'm meant to be jobless.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

i have become jobless yet again :)

Dems say the War on Women is health GOP says the (WOW) is unemployment Build a plant that employs women & makes coat hangers, problem solved

@Nique_Nechel: Ugh I cant stand Jarvis L. Noel

@Midnite79 dude, I just got another job on Tuesday. Being jobless sucked ass. I feel great now!

Yet another dose of Overpriced,Over engineered dont work ( I've had 3) DYSON CLEANERS. And they are Made in MAYLASIA, No work for UNEMPLOYED

@DaFakeMurphster Its like unemployment but you'se still gets paid

@Buckyworks Will those 1.8 M be reflected in future unemployment numbers? Or are they special?

I never want to be that close to unemployment ever again

Keep hearing businesses complain about lack of skilled workers. We have 8% unemployment

@ThisisntEasy 'adding' avg 150k/month -but, it takes almost 200k/month to keep up w/ pop. growth = y unemployment goes up

@longsight9a in fairness, transferring manufacture to the UK would cause unemployment where they're currently made...trade works like that

Jobless Claims Up Slightly.Faced w/ the same fact,one side argues:Government hasn't done enough.The other side:Govt should get out of way

Don't let me forget jobless, ugly and funky!!!

@LewisWilliam5 AW FUCK if i think its what im thinking then im actually weeing laughing right now. Ayee, i will NOT be unemployed for long!

Well officially unemployed for the next few days. Might as well blow all of my money in canada...#30%chanceIendupinjail

I really hope I'm over qualified for jobs and that's why I'm unemployed.

@TaleyDaley if I can find 60$ I will pay you to make me one lol. But I'm broke and unemployed you should really think about selling them!!

#BlessObamasheart He did inherit 7.5% unemployment and spent $6Trillion to keep it above 8.3% for over 42 consecutive months.

Ah nigga... take yo broke ass 2 the unemployment office first thing in the morning. Bc you ain't succeeding in the #StreetLife

How are you 23 years old living off unemployment & asking people to help you pay rent ? #BUMMMMMM

Niggas and dumb hoes just smoke to look cute news flash u look dumb as fuck and majority of you all are unemployed

Jobless claims revised upward...again!

@gheorghetheblog BAHAHA In unrelated news, district 8's unemployment is 22.5%

Stock market balks at jobless claims increase

Going to work to shake off the unemployed feeling.... #notsurehowIfeel

@GnarleyBiker @m_mcaulay HAHAHA! Will the feds provide educational retraining 4 all those unemployed w/ such a drastic and egregious cut?

Cause if a bit try to swing on me again today I will be jobless

I've been Unemployed for not even 48 hours

gotta love unemployment #Sleepin #Lazyday

@nickrowe93 I wish, you know I'm skint and jobless

@ImSoBlunted: Shoutsout to all you jobless niggas haha

@mediaite Could this b that most Americans want the media 2 focus on unemployment & jobs? What more can Romney say about Akin?

A large glass of wine and a classic movie, sometimes being unemployed isn't too shabby! #nowandthen #unemployed

Being Broke And Jobless Is Miserable And Stressful.

HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT = MORE GOVERNMENT DEPENDENCY. DEMOCRAT PARTY POLICY 101!! Not that difficult !!

I'm jobless ATM

@fluffy0705 I just remember one interv w/Hugh and RSL said he was unemployed and needed H to hire him. And H was like... okay... it was cute

Cant wait until this time next week when im unemployed again #studentbum #ladyofleisure

Black unemployment** said the RZA

@BarackObama Supported, not created. You have caused unemployment to rise to over 8%! You bend the truth to trick the stupid! #DirtyLiberal

After two weeks of constant work, I find my myself jobless today. So entertain me, Twitter.

You hear about the unemployed bumble-bee? Yeah, he got fired from the hive for failing a bug test!

@Aethica1 I'm unemployed too--I can totally relate. :(

@LeeVogler I wouldn't call a 0.8 drop from the previous year barely, though. That's pretty significant... Long term, unemployment is down.

Sure Unemployment, Debt, Deficits, Food & Gas Prices are higher now than when Obama took office, but #BlessObamasHeart he can sing Al Green!

the way you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga....but i'm still unemployed

@Icecoastkills just got off a nice long day on the lake ? #jobless

High-maintenanced customers make me feel quite relieved that I will very soon be unemployed.

@iFortknox haha some bish here thought I was jobless hahahahaha dude! Then she's trying to give me advise in DM. Fekkin

Unemployment rates drop here in the Buffalo Trace Area, details at 5 and 6.

@Rakroc getting a business degree is about going into business for oneself. Your unemployment argument is invalid. What does hair have +

Reminiscing about the days we were at our smallest we realise its when we were unemployed & playing rugby, therefore: poverty+rugby=slimness

Hooray unemployment.

uncle used unix / up units unemployment / up under use use

@mountainbabyizz my clan increase like black unemployment

Are you a fighter on the undercard and need help filing your unemployment form? #BonesKnows

I'm going through a state of jobless depression. I MISS GETTING PAID EVERY WEEK.

@SQLCraftsman It's called high unemployment or desperation or no better alternatives or .........

Ok I walked out, maybe jobless looool

@DWChen_MDaily I personally don't care. What I do care about is a looming debt crisis that could result in as much as 50% unemployment.

@AP_GetLikeMe damn for you to own everything u sholll is unemployed.!

About to be unemployed for a quick second.

The current unemployment rate in SA is equivalent to that of the US during 'the great depression'.

@Faz869 .. Unemployment than ever. Good luck though #Naive

@rosiesmokes: @ImSoBlunted: Shoutsout to all you jobless niggas haha all of a sudden, how wass ur frst day gee?

I have no life. #fag #fat #stupid #nolife #manbreasts #videogames #failure #jobless #nofriends #online #basementdweller #foureyes #idiot

@Mike_Mackem_Mcr jobless wot a whopper says the inbread crack seller who pimps his own mam out