News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 54

Merkel promises to keep #Greece in debt slavery and 50% youth unemployment to fill German banks coffers. #eurozone dissolution fears up.

@philsouth you unemployed ?

Just today, I was down at the Unemployment office again (still LONG lines, thnx Obama!) and everyone was talking about Forcible Rape. #tcot

Dude tried to holla 2day....1st thing I ask ... What u do 4 a living ummmm I'm currently unemployed negative ghost ridder, I gotta go!

Love the life of an unemployed individual

So, new unemployment filings went up again this past week, and the market closed down, but BuzzFeed and Politico are trashing Romney / Ryan.

Feb. 2009 (after Potus was elected but b4 policies in place) unemployment was 8.3% & climbing. Today, 8.3%, yet GOP claims it's worse. [???]

day 4 of unemployment. *rises from afternoon alcoholic stupor to hear daddy yankee blasting outside window* *passes out again*

@MsSn0wie @misscee123 LOL ur right, it is bcoz ur unemployed. Didnt fink u can afford two holidays, remember ur goin to sierra leon

@DReaganite I was referring to the unemployment rate & my generation picking up Obama's spending... Since you don't understand that #BLOCKED

@Mowgli3 @ologies THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE HAS GONE DOWN, BUT NOT ENOUGH. HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH? IDK -- WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, AN IVORY TOWER TYPE?

@Min_Reyes @Anon_GovWatchCA And now what are the unemployed, and no longer eligible, going to live on?

@TheNewDeal Millions unemployed, America turning into a police state, NDAA, internet censorship, illegal libyan war, end of free market

Someone asked me if I thought Obama would ever lower his 8.3% Unemployment rate, I said, I don't know, but Rape is RAPE! #p2 #tcot

I'd rather gt fired dn Quit...I get unemployment,u work n we stl makin da Same xit!!!

Thank the world for idiots if not a lot of people would be unemployed. bhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahah

Adding $5+ trillion in debt in under Four years is NOT what I call a recovery. #WAR #tlot #tcot #foodstamps #unemployment #stimulus #NObama

@LouG_or_Dano That's cause they don't have the balls to blame @danawhite cause he will fire them and they will be unemployed forever.

I would rather be unemployed than dance on a toddler's tv show o.O

All dis white guys re so jobless, all they do is to send stupid BC's

If u hv time to tweet update status upload pics u hv time to be doin something for urself bcuz if ur jobless & not getting an education SMH!

I just took a nap and its still 3 in the afternoon. How do you jobless ppl this everyday ?

#JinnahKaPakistan Where is no unemployment #AltafHussain #MQM

@Tocamistetas u won't be unemployed long like that!

#BlessObamasHeart After all his hard work (cough) the past 3 1/2 years unemployment is still at 8.2% and GM is going bankrupt AGAIN!

@RositaBOout12 Your jokes are horrible and you're likely divorced and unemployed, get a job. #howaboutthemapples

The Bain Files do not show the cause of Obama's failed policies resulting in 8.3% unemployment and 5 Trillion in new debt. #tcot

Maybe I should stay jobless seems like my mom is so giving then haha

Silver lining… If we move to a new building, I'll be unemployed. Batman Clock can tweet that's 83.3°, but I can't xls, psd or ppt. Have a ?

OMG you guys I'm getting engaged ..but me and my money haven't set a date yet because I'm jobless #Haha

@TheTravelingDr Relax. Writers have to find some shit to write about, else they'll be jobless.

ExposeExpress Unemployed #Mixtape is out tomorrow!

@rewkysoprano @beccaannewright @frankieswalesx @rachaelwrightx you might have a degree rewk but have you ever had a job? #jobless #ianbeal

The city of philadelphia can suck my d**k... I don't understand how that many college grads are unemployed and these baboons have jobs.

Forever jobless

I'm unemployed now bc of soccer...fuck it

Out on my 32 day leave debating on whether I should get a part time or just sit on my ass off unemployment until I go back in October.

@Sindicato9 -Today, 40% of the world's unemployed are between the ages of 15-24, trapped in a cycle of precarious work. #CAW2012 #youth

@kristianlheap Yeah but I will be a jobless student and I don't want all my money going on my phone, so hunting for a cheaper contract X

see folk that say just living the dream when they are unemployed, stupit and ugly... i aspire to be like them one day

I'm now carless and jobless :( BUT it's all for a good cause.. To move to Leeds, and get shit-faced every night at uni :)

More worried about the scores of people who will become unemployed when the gas stations in JA become self-serve

New jobless claims up 372k = stock market down 100+ points!! Reckon there is a connection, Barack? Mtg w/ DNC but not w/ Job Council-Dumb!

@EireGunner stay in london, everywhere else is just full of unemployed people n shut down shops and pubs. #ghosttown

im tryna help ava get a a job and she laughin. dat ass gone stay unemployed!

@MonicaCrowley Quick question, prior to 2008, on average what was America's unemployment figure? 5%? Maybe 6%? Just curious,,. #comparing

@LiberallyLiving You're the one exploiting the unemployed. Seemed apt.

@JessGrose They see young workers as wage slaves. In a bad economy, the threat of being unemployed is used to overpower and control.

I keep my unemployment card in my Louis Vuitton wallet.

My stint of unemployment has just been like a brief vaction from working.

@TheTrivShow Antonetti and Shapiro have to go as well...to not make any moves last offseason plus Ubaldo trade = unemployment

For the Nauru Records, Australia has a very large number of unemployed Builders! Don’t forget our own Bob the Builder Abbott loves Nauru!

@dabaadger unemployed?! What...how...when?

@Nique_Nechel - He prob WAS gon get it for you w/that Verizon discount, but he's now unemployed.

Keen to do absolutely nothing with @jburgess19 @matthaigh_ and @HuwODell next week #Unemployed

@JChillin: @navidsworld you look like you eat enough cheddar. You're good guess I could afford better if my unemployment check was 21mill

@stewartritchie or the Irish UB40* if you're Bono. *the UK Unemployment benefit form, not the band)

i dont have shit to do, so i think ill apply everywhere today, this whole unemployed scene is starting to cramp my style.

@LeeVogler A higher minimum wage would be good, but everyone also needs to get back to work. Unemployment is down from last year at least.

@sindicato9 - real youth unemployment is 20%. Bad jobs early in life, limits access to EI, causes high debt loads. Lost generation #CAW2012

Inventing things....if u r unemployed, u have nothing but time.....make good use of it.....visit Quirkey .Com...better invention sites :)

They're so many Now Hiring signs but the unemployment rate is raising?!... Get a job folks

#obama pushing #clinton scented cigars #tcot #golf #drones #drunk driving uncle Omar #debt #deficit # jobless #wtf #oneanddone

So since I'm unemployed now I can focus on my school work

My names George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. @patrick0708

Feels like there've been so many afternoon games in 2012. Can't tell if it's unusual bc I was unemployed/never knew what day it was in 2011.

Bush supposed to have lost 800,000 jobs BO gained 4 mill. OK why is anyone unemployed 4mill more than 800,000 isn't it by BO math or mine

Hope all those lawyers and unemployed people are enjoying the game at Busch.

@TammyGaleJ: @trustyourvibes I've been unemployed for 4 years. :(

Oh man, Microsoft changed their logo. People are dying of hunger, 8 million+ unemployed, and we worry about a fucking logo? Shit, son.

I ate ice cream, cuddled with a kitten, tweeted and took a 4-hour nap today. Isn't unemployment the greatest? #Depressing

Unemployed by Tim Hortons! Time to work on my school work...

Tweeting about jobless niggas..

@blandfordlaura Blandford....thought i'd follow you back as i'm a true Gentleman. Still an unemployed tramp? #HarryPotterScar

@WSJ 25% in 1933 vs 8% in 2012 in perspective means: more people are unemployed now than in the past. Approx.125Mil at 25% vs 311Mi at 8%

@BarackObama The problem in this , Zeak!, is most families can't afford a new car, why you ask? because unemployment is out of control ) :

@Caroline_threal no, I'm unemployed. But I had to go to the employment office in another town so had to leave at 6:30am this morning

Im #WEAK but he is unemployed NOT BROKE @PoloDjeff plus HE will be employed on MONDAY!!! #NoseySister

Everything works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out, it isn't the end! - Unemployed Guy Screaming Outside His Old Job

@MittRomney @BarackObama The reason is because of all his public funding or unemployment, Americans need to bite the bullet and work.

@acciosativa @_milesofswag_ I'm jobless lol

Unemployment in Douglas County jumps from 9.7 to 9.9 % as more ppl enter the labor force.

@ggreeneva @AdamSerwer @NooneOfan More unemployment claims last week! We're doomed w more yrs of this fool and his tools! #tcot #ows #tlot

@swisssticks209: Is this the real @lam_Davido twitter account?Its not oo, dis person is just a jobless lowlife, hu has notin else 2 do!

@TheOracle13 8+% unemployment for 42 months, 25 million unemployed, fewer employed now than when he took office, ...

#fact more people are unemployed now than when @BarrackObama took office Better off?? I think not

Just remembered Why did me and a girl from work get recorded talking about the Paralympics go film the unemployed guy gosh

58 dollars for unemployment?? Like really? I thought it was going to be like 90%. This is 20

Ready to start school, still jobless though

@RosieWooler I will go back for you! Student loan and Uni sure beats being an unemployed bum at home with your parents!

@BarackObama Thanks to your poor economic policies and high unemployment, nobody can afford gasoline.

@DaleB_ long story pal! How's being unemployed?! Haha x

@LeonidasK10 oh okay baller...... Well I'm jobless so I'm always in need of money ?

@JTHAMZ Why do they need to be unemployed?

@DickDadamo or I can always reply with: 8.3% unemployment...not caused by Mitt's taxes.

So I am now officially unemployed

#Liberals claim that America is under-taxed yet the civilized nations with higher tax rates have greater deficits and unemployment rates.

@ElaineByrne you might find out how I might go about landing a job in EU institutions thus getting myself out of unemployment ridden Irl?

Truth. Im more broke now than when i was unemployed @gfrancofox5news: survey

Lool you are rilly jobless