News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 15

I might be unemployed but I still got $$ rolling in

FIX major Roads,fix electricity,fix Unemployment(This one is hard dou),Fix Education to a great extent...what else do we want?

@ragelwelch further clarification. I am a self-hating Chemical Engineer. Currently unemployed, looking to move into sustainability

Being jobless is the worst feeling

@mylittlelien I'd rather be unemployed than working at this place.. :$

how do u even fix Unemployment in this kind of Country sef?

@mbulivuyo cadre deployment is a problem tht undermines the graduates of our nation,leaving them unemployment

Indian army to disband its phone-tapping unit. Makes financial sense to outsource it to jobless News of the World guys.

@mbulivuyo on the question of youth unemployment I think pple should think of entrepreneurship as a career. Ghana is a good example of this

Okays, so if you guys didn't know, I've been unemployed my whole life.. UNTIL NOW! I WORK IN A FRUIT MARKET! Yeah boii :)

@ohno_ninjanat I'm good company! Of course I am unemployed so I could super glue our sides together and become Siamese twins..ur call bro

Indian PARLIMENT has INVESTED in #ChildSlavery #Poverty #PowerCuts #Unemployment #Crime #Inflation, & they are PROUD to preach #SansadBandh.

Frank, leave Joe's turkey burgers alone. You are unemployed #BB14

@salvadorsorian5 @sylviamaisonet you're Mexican and unemployed gtfo lol

Last shift at work, ever #unemployment #iamabum

@LexiRaeBologna heck no. Haha watch next week I'm gonna be unemployed and I'm gonna remember this conversation.

Tomorrow, I shall once again be employed! That was a whopping 4 days of unemployment. I spent it well.

Why do I have two unemployment bots tweeting at me? I have TWO jobs and my own company. Go away.

School's not always fun but where would we be without? Jobless eventually. Kids around the world would kill for my education.

Honours Media graduate 2001 unemployed. Either no experience or over qualified

Agree with @AshwathKNB. Lots of jobless maniacs around.

@KissMyBuckets no it jux being jobless

“@Taylor93_: Being jobless is the worst feeling

“@chAESuKAFReEASs: “@Taylor93_: Being jobless is the worst feeling

Monday needs to hurry up so I can see if I can get this damn unemployment

@rcooley123 SNAPn: look deeper, check unemployment. Too!

@Lynden93 @TaylorVavs here's to unemployment #cactuswednesdays

Honours media graduate 2001 unemployed either no experience or over qualified

27,823 newly unemployed/underemployed

#Chicago MURDER RATE up 38%,$17 Trillion Debt,28 Million jobless,40% total US wealth GONE! #Springfield #Peoria #Bloomington #Illinois #Ohio

Can we make love before you go? The way you say my name makes me feel like 'im that nigga' but im still unemployed -Frank Ocean

@mbulivuyo Corruption is the key reasn y we have so much unemployment its usually abt how much u have or who u knw#sad reality#

Cheap Supra Shoes for you need it most. Loans for unemployed can be either in the form of secured or unsecured. The…

I been jobless for almost 2 months...crazy shit is, ive been applyin everyday makin calls and I have experience... #SmH

It's better to be jobless than be moneyless hehe..

ROund of applause for the unemployed artist the under achieved the almost agreed NO we are rebels in disguise I cant relate I cant be fake..

In Gujrat Cong is promising homes,as in UP, students were promised laptop and tablet ,Unemployed were promised jobs, Baten hein baton ka kya

@jamestduncan Why do you hate the Unemployed and poor?

the majority of people continue to live in poverty and mass unemployment.

@LienY likewise! Hopefully next year I'll be unemployed again and be able to come to more, haha

If #GOIBlocks twitter, @BDutt will be so jobless :))

wait a sec, you are 70 years old, senile, unemployed for the past 20-30 years in America and you have the nerve to talk shit?

I know I go on and on about how useless babies are, but they don't even try! That's why babies have a 100% unemployment rate.

Congrats new nurses! welcome to the world of unemployed nurses heheheheh :)

Now I wont feel bad about tweeting 24 x 7 , I am officially jobless and have got all the rights to spam your timelines whole day. Oh, wait!

At least she hasn't called me a fatty jobless loser yet.

so it turns out that being unemployed means i got no sense of time, i sleep and wake up wheneva i feel like it! lool

@Member_MyName @DeVin_tHe_guY On me! We some rowdy ass niggas with no fathers cuzz! We snapping necks and Unemployment checks!

#whatmycollegedegreehasdoneforme depression, stress, jobless, alcoholism thanks #OU

All I need is a jobless hippy creative director with a camera thats cool with me and I can die happy.

@deja1422 And how has he helped us? The debt has, in fact, multiplied. Unemployment is higher than when Bush was in office. Gas is way up.

I'm an unemployed, full-time student with a month left of school. I'll be making bank sooner than you all know.

#Payday loan offers tentative financial relief to the unemployed #article 106869 Myartsubmit

Million Dollar question how #SansadBandh can help to solve #ChildSlavery #Poverty #PowerCuts #Unemployment #Crime #Inflation @OBEROI_R_US

@Wavie__Crockett I am also unemployed

GOD IS GOOD! I am now officially an unemployed RN! :)) #crazyladycryingandlaughing

Nobody wants a female unemployed, still got they family givin them money

If twitter is banned so many people will realise they are actually jobless :P

Welcome to the ever growing world of the unemployed!

Beautiful morning to be unemployed. :)

Being unemployed doesn't mean you are useless! Square your shoulders and keep your head up high: better days are coming!

Congratulations sa mga bagong Nurses ng Pinas! Welcome to the world of unemployed! Or Apply na sa call center! #NLE #PNLE #RN #NURSING

If biggie smalls, big l, tupac were still alive Gucci, lil b, solja boy would be working at mcdonalds or living off welfare/unemployment.

Jobless hoes make me sick lol --->> @Real_Lovee1

@deja1422 But his debt and his unemployment rate were much lower than they are with Obama. How has Obama helped us?

Anyone in the #RDU area have a ticket to the @joerogan show on Sept 28th that they want to hook a broke/unemployed college student up with?

@JuliaTwiggg well I'm sure Marian had good reason to take it away. Since she fucked up there she's now unemployed

Longest run of #unemployment over 8% since WWII. #ImaginaryRecovery #obama #fail #tcot

Results are already out! Congrats to the new RNs :) welcome to the world of unemployment. Hehe #realitybites >:D

Wow man, you're still jobless. And isn't that closer? #idiot

very treu :P @Sanga_Says f twitter is banned so many people will realise they are actually jobless :P

Hello new nurses! Welcome to the world of unemployed, tambay and nganga.

Lam lam is such a pest she's just disturbing me I have books to read madam not jobless atm lyk u

“@alyssa_curtin: Named my vagina Unemployment to attract more black guys.” omg i love when you get hacked hahaha

“@ABSCBNChannel2: Congratulations to our new nurses!! :)” nadagdagan nanaman ang unemployed. :>

#DNCSlogans Unemployment: The toughest job you’ll ever love

@luwiswis18 welcome to unemployment?haha

#unemployed #pooptweets I thought I was constipated but I just found out it's me being regular after being pizza pieless

@VersesAndFlow @IAMtashajones Yet being an artist was equivalent to being unemployed unstable is how he word it! #yes

@YungShaka100 there was no black unemployment...

@SamPackkk I think I know the answer..... Get an unemployed chick knocked up. #amiright #sorrynotsorry

What scares me about the next generation of people...i just convinced a MED student I was a 23 year old surgeon...but I am really unemployed

I shudder 2 think what will happen if the 51% unemployed hit the streets with demos. #jobs #grind #bread

My dad just accused @NickKarp510 of using MyRedbook because he is unemployed....my mood just flipped a 180.

@AshwinAcharya_ who eva dey r referrin t must b really jobless...

@LoveJones_1028 I'm unemployed sis I'm broke lol

is now officially jobless. Tentative dates of joining are a bit too far

Damn another day waiting on unemployment to deposit my fucking money...imma make this job shit happen before I blow up a building

@narcotic22 yeah! Then he'll beat you and you are jobless :P .. Anyways waiting for more creative ads

Congrats to the new nurses. Welcome to the world of unemployment. Lol.

you guys should start a team. Like a baseball team or a soccer team. All the Unemployed Joes.

Congrats #NLEboardPassers :) welcome to unemployed world!

Until I get a job I will be celebrating #unemployed My sugar mama will be taking care of me @CarlsBarklyUSA

@AndrewHolstine Well that's a surprise. Mittens got credit for improving unemployment but no one considers that Obama inherited mess from W

1.30pm USD Unemployment Claims

My hands dont like to be unemployed , they like to work

Poignant Greek stats: Population 9.9 million. At work 3.8 million. Officially unemployed 1.2 million. Then add austerity/firings. Then weep.

We pray that those unemployed may find work soon. Lord, hear us.

@kirkofdoom Lol, I won't wish for u to be unemployed! See u again soon.

@arielyapgalvez: Congrats to the new nurses. Welcome to the world of unemployment. Lol.- tumfact!