News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 23

unemployment is purdy boring so im just gona traumatise myself by watching a history of violence. eep.

“@terranovajoe: Initial Jobless 8:30am survey calls for 365,000 last week 366,000” #EconData $$ $ES_F

Looks like I'm staying jobless

Nobody can be more jobless than sum1 who subs a person dah unfollows him/her on Twitter! LAWWL

@ChrisCanning13 yeah ur such a big help .. Since ur unemployed and bored will u find me a flight!!! Then we can be friends again? X

Too jobless,i just saw jumis DP,lmao@RedDopeLantern: Omo some peeps are jobless sha.. Lmaooo!! Cu vs BU oma ga o

One jobless human being wud jst bring up stupid argument nd d lame ones wud jump into it.

Lol! Wats with CU nd BU students disin each other? Ya'll jobless! Just go to school nd get yo fucking degree yeah! Pfft.

@reginatamr: Too jobless,i just saw jumis DP,lmao@RedDopeLantern: Omo some peeps are jobless sha.. Lmaooo!! Cu vs BU oma ga o

Does the U.S. have a structural hiring problem? Unemployed looking for jobs where there aren't any while some sectors have mass vacancies...

Let's just say this I passed all my GCSE's and im still unemployed

2 years ago I didn't get all As and A*s and now look at me. Unemployed. Moral is, fail and you die #ToryLiving

Previous Tweet: chronicles of the unemployed LOL ?\_(?)_/? #oops

@I_Am_TIP_C Is jealousy nAa. Especially dis jobless CU student

LOL but you guys are too jobless sha. Battle of schools now? 'Tis sad.

Can't win when it's beef with a neighbor that's unemployed and you working 3 jobs..bruh just waiting all day for the fade

Azin!! We're just too divided :( @taymie_GVO: LOL but you guys are too jobless sha. Battle of schools now? 'Tis sad.

Unemployment is high but it turns out there are lots of jobs available in one field. 7

Majorly cba to move but I need to get up or I'll stay unemployed for the rest of my days

@iLashes143 that's goood :) the kids are ok, my last week next week! Then I'm jobless again :( x

(Y)@elias_McBlack: Aint that Jobless, I'll ask u face to face fumes: How is donp? — Eliasss???? Is dis u? *Sigh*.....who is dt?

Don't mind dem@amacutiee: @I_Am_TIP_C Is jealousy nAa. Especially dis jobless CU student

@daddyTHEfather n who r u???oh I 4gt a CU student!!Get lost ur jobless

Lool asin eh :(@taymie_GVO: LOL but you guys are too jobless sha. Battle of schools now? 'Tis sad.

Your too happy about your results, give it 2 years. When your in a council flat, unemployed, failed A Levels. But at least u'll have an A

@Lorrie69 @parkesmilly get what time off you can get that week and we will work around you lorrie as I'm jobless from 13th :-) xxx

Waking up and realising you've rendered yourself unemployed in order to go on a 3 day mad one.

For the idiots trolling me, I have just one word for you- JOBLESS!!

@PlanetHyun no la. taipei! i quit-ed in June, before i went US.. and been...jobless :p

If it was up to me I would take those who are top DOWN! So they will feel how its like to be unemployed and ask 4 experience!! Shit!!!

Both #austerity & #competitiveness were always anorexia as a diet plan #starvethebeast #unemployment #underemployment #takebacks #bbc

I didn't get any qualifications at school & I now sell computer games to the unemployed 4 a living-Work hard kids-or u will end up in retail

@ItsCol_Moran *Mycroft's voice on the phone* Sebastian. It came to my ears that you're unemployed now *you can hear his smile*

…your mates who go to uni, who will be unemployed and in lots of debt.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF OUR NEW REGISTERED NURSES!! NICE ONE!!! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF #unemployed! nyahahahaa #NURSEAKO

Ahh GCSE results day memories..1A* 5As 5Bs..World was my oyster..Five years later unemployed uni drop out #GCSEsMeanSquatFightTheSystem!

@pjdelcampo2attn Bush did MUCH better than Obama during his first term. Check GDP growth rate, check the unemployment rate.@Tachyon362

@dansogzy_flyboy jobless fool..y una dey beef BU ppl?

@ZIGO8 it's unbelievable how many performers are unemployed, that have such great talent. People get yourselves out there.

I'm gonna spend the rest of nepali class tweeting zayn lol @p3yang join in if ure jobless lol

@shruti0708 @ndtv Thats bekoz 1000s of Indians retailers will get unemployed due to it !! even people in US want companies like walmart 2 go

Jobless men dey analyse manechin hips.....smh

I dont work, nor do I collect unemployment, nor do I hustle or prostitute && still got all da bills && rent && phone && car note up to date!

#Jobless #Unemployed wat else !!!

#eurusd seem to be waiting for unemployment data from the US

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How do I know I'm unemployed? When I've seen this Judge Judy before. #Dejavu

@101greatgoals maybe something to do with 25% of the country unemployed?

@scarlettyork well done cuz,just need to stay at college now,an not end up jobless bum like @adammarcusgee!! #mustgetyourbrainsfromme

@Bettyboop7179 all's good with me Hun still unemployed but hoping for some good news soon! Just realized Joshua will be 1 next week......! x

I think ima be a unemployed, worthless, rude, inconsiderate, club hoppin, triflin bitch then maybe I'll get a man

Jobless girl@0motola_Y

What is it with fannys phoning the record hotline. Everyone slated us. I think there all just unemployed huns with nothing better to do!

@KunalBilakhia Yes, currently unemployed mom. :( @WeirdJourno @parthans @BlooBerry16 @gaganjeet @Mystique_16

Dont wake me up!!! In CB voice..but thank u God for another day.Tyme for work!! No shout outZ to the unemployed people that haZ a choice!

Peeps be jobless dis morning

@aabracadabra_ @bernicechee I got in also hor, my register name is steve jobless

@ms_fabdee jobless folks! Making money for twitter

*false.lol@007dq: festac town is full of mean,jobless ibo buys_ true/false

Shit the bed. I'm officially unemployed as of next friday, got nothing in the line pipe, need to find a new job omg

@MrDommm @scottybarber Very interesting! Our politicians are discussing our unemployment rate, but what rate? We call it welfare...

And its one Jobless nincompoop dats behind dat account o.

@NihadN Cos some people are jobless trying to hack people's account!!!

Let's see how many people are buzzing off there GCSE's in a few years when their jobless..

The people that started that #TT are soooo dumb.....jobless goats looking for attention...

If being on Facebook/Twitter was a job, the unemployment rate would drop tremendously!

Unemployment sucks, real reason of Unemployment in country is our education system.

I got 15 GCSE's this time 4 years ago 13 being A-C, I got made redundant in Nov' an still unemployed fuck the government GCSE's mean shit!

Lol...anoda dude whuz babe z in BU :p@Shiffysleez: @dansogzy_flyboy jobless fool..y una dey beef BU ppl?

smh...u shud desist frm dis kinda attitude young ladyRT @dutchess_perky: And its one Jobless nincompoop dats behind dat account o.

*nods - @SteveFantana: Unemployed benefit scrounger goes on lads holiday and acts like a dick, happens to be royalty: boys will be boys!

Perky..oya calm down @DUTCHESS_PERKY: And its one Jobless nincompoop dats behind dat account o.

lool.mynd of a BU's babeRT @chikkiminaj: The people that started that #TT are soooo dumb.....jobless goats looking for attention...

@humza_nazir it aint! Not planning on staying here 4 long, rather be jobless then work here. We might do, how bout u?

@forvino @vNattu this again is a long term project, looking for a quicker plan. 9.9% ( many more )unemployment rate is horrible.

Nd really jobless @MiZz__zURi: CU against BU now......y'all are bored.....LOOL

Unemployment is a bit dull like

Lmao! @dotladjnr: smh...u shud desist frm ds kinda attitude yung lady @dutchess_perky: And its one Jobless nincompoop dats behind dat acct

*sighs@sir_markarthney: Perky..oya calm down @DUTCHESS_PERKY: And its one Jobless nincompoop dats behind dat account o.

@RAPCITYTV @chunkzcgm lol u see man leaving uni with degrees an being unemployed if u want something u can get it with or without grades!!

It's state and federal jobs that are being lost, which is affecting unemployment numbers. #MorningJoe

Don't know why unemployed people complain about day time tv #e4dayoff

The good thing about being unemployed is that I get unlimited hours where I can lie in bed, watch Dallas Green and forget the world

@SineadBKearney @SiobhanCouch @Carolann_Hunter @Sarah_Egan_ @KatieMDee @dervlamcneice @ellen_shine Can't girls.. Stoney broke #Unemployed

Each job in the public sector creates 0.5 other jobs. Creating 650 public jobs equals 975 new jobs. Means 2600 still unemployed.

@OleHenrikLund If you want to see a scary unemployment rate, look at Spain or Italy...Norway is the heaven!

@ReasonableDoubt congrats on the jerb, tho. With FL having a 12.7% adj unemployment rate, it's brutal out there.

@adamswfc no theyre not,theyre getting easier so more people stay in education thus making unemployment figures look better

makes me laugh when unemployed people take the piss out of someone working in McDonald's.

@AinaVillarico Formulas, Lakas paggawa, employment/underemployment/unemployment population growth rate and labor force opoulation rate

@23chappers Well on the news today they've said they're getting harder..People just choose to stay in education because of the unemployment

@Cmaclean_1 Multi-skilled Engineer :).. Better than nothing #Jobless

@NeedhamPhil miss you too! How is it all going? It's very odd being unemployed!!! X

Being serious, don't listen to me ... I'm resitting Y12. And I'm unemployed.

Interesting quote 'Austerity can increase not only unemployment, but the very deficit it is promised to end.' - David McWilliams journalist

#DNCSlogans Where no matter how bad unemployment gets our plan worked. No, it really really did.

Was made redundant at the BOA, 3 years ago, still unemployed

“@AlbertoNardelli: Iceland real wage +1.3% unemployment 5.8%, economy growing 3%. austerity really promotes growth #austerity #ornot

WSJ: Black unemployment and welfare to blacks hit all-time highs under #obama. Biden was right about #obama2012 putting blacks in chains!

@issa_alsarraf @aalmannae not according to the unemployment rate index published by government , they said it decreased since last year.