News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 34

your charts show job creation growing, unemployment rate declining. Re food stamps, what kind of animal are you? @paulojohncastro @gstanek68

#theman wants to support you, only if you're a lazy, jobless, single with a ton of kids, hemorrhoid on the butthole of society. #handouts

Been on that shit jenna youll never catch me unemployed

@RACHETRAINA thts why u got to find something thts reccesion proof. Job isn't secured. With this economy many more ppl will be jobless

US govt took 1/3 of my largest check ever. I have no #healthIns no #dentalIns no #retirement. Ur welcome unemployed assistance recipients :l

@lifehacker Horray for USDA TARGET! During my unemployment I completed all OT Asst. courses & SIT 2 STAND is what OTs perform! It works!

Under Obama we're becoming a nation of unemployed cripples. Wait till the Death Panels hear about you! #Obama2012 #tcot

Jeremy Kyle catch up, unemployment is quality :/

damn it, another interview scheduled for tomorrow for a different place. I was really looking forward to being an unemployed bum for a while

PF I hope you get this. James is on his way to unemployment to hopefully get his unemployment checks reinstated. Please pray for him and ...

Sangria by the pool...enjoying unemployment. @heathbell88 t.co/hJRkenJP

#Lame Had a great time at the unemployment office this morning :-\

For the record, unemployment among women has gone up 18.5% in Oldham in the last year. #DoubleDipDave #SackGideon

@stefcutter jobless claims rose again. You spew #obama created more jobs than Reagan? Are you really that much of a mental midget?

@xkatiefowler hehee I no but I don't wanna go threw coll then go uni and still end up jobless

@DanHart67 @faisalislam @UnlearningEcon QE not zero-sum. If it can reduce unemployment young and asset poor probably gain just as much.

couch pot's take the welware and unemployed ck away from them and they woul go to wk.but when they can make more money at home.why wk go oba

I am unemployed but i still get mad money

Jobless claims are on the rise. Please, elect me into office ... so I can have a job

JD Power and Associates mailed me a dollar to fill out a survey. They must know I'm unemployed. t.co/vqhG8PPJ

If U R Unemployed, lazy, pervert, criminal, unwed mother, union, Muslim, horney &/or illegal U qualify 4 the #DNC. #Obama's deviant party.

Half yall hoes jobless, yall just wake up early to tweet

New jobless claims Aug 18 wk +4K to 372K

Sent my CV off for an administration position. Let's not get our hopes up though. #unemployment

So bored. Unemployment, go away please.

@Becca_garwood lololololol that's what u get for being unemployed

@DanielPalmer25 @AJAvery125 Just remembered how fun twitter was, now I am thoroughly unemployed can we reignite the twitter buzz

@RupsaR @Jobless_Enginer luks like my tweet landed to self mistaken twitter celeb. Prrr....

Unemployment sucks but daytime tv is great #lifetime #goodtv #newadventuresofoldchristine

Tired of being unemployed and poor while all my friends have money and can buy cool things welp

@BreakingNews: Figures show US initial jobless claims rose by 4,000 last week to 372,000 - @BloombergNews What's going on libtards?

@ServeVeterans put on a great show yesterday to help unemployed and uner-employed #veterans. #jobs #military

Reminder that unemployment has been over 8% for the past 42 straight months. #Obamanomics

@SgtRock89 The luxurious life of the unemployed, what can I say? O:-)

@RocheMaddenTV *yawn* 8.3% unemployment is more important.

If I am elected, I won't file an unemployment claim. Therefore, I will have reduced unemployment in America #beatthat #az09

Yes, #unemployment went up again. But I've already explained, it's that darn George Bush's fault! Vote for me, bitches! @BarackObama

Jobless claims in U.S. unexpectedly rise for second week to one-month high.

@Deantrio I am jobless, awks.

The unemployment rate in #CobbCounty increased slightly to 8.6 percent in July.

@ajfromhouston if people are stilling going to unemployment, what did he actually create?????? He's still a negative

Spain's unemployment for ages between 18-25 is 50%. What do these guys do all day? Play Fifa?

I do @khai_xclusive: A random thought on my jobless-at-the-moment mind....does anyone have a crush on me?lol

@CBSNews We still have over 8% unemployment & we're out of the recession? Redefining the world to accept the inept policies of DC.

I wnt judge u if ur unemployed but u fucked up if u think ur ass is ur parents obligation 24/7. They had enough of ur shit in ur nappy yrz

Tyler says...OOPS cont not exactly safe enough under standard diplomatic protocols, because I am just an unemployed loser. That one is ...

Data Point to Slow Pace of Healing in Economy: The number of Americans filing new claims for jobless benefits unexpectedly rose last ...

Not even on unemployment. How much more of a bum can someone be?

@georgepanayi3 about time you did some work!!! I am now unemployed :) #lovinglife

I need another job cuz this Unemployment shit Aint Gone Fuckin Work.!!

Aint jobless no more

Initial unemployment claims up, continuing claims up. Cannot wait for the media spin on this one to show good news...

How's 8.3% unemployment working for you America? #Obamawaroneveryone

@GOP: Reminder that unemployment has been over 8% for the past 42 straight months. #Obamanomics @TaylorGeu @tyler_weddle

In 65 mins I will be an unemployed bum.

@etisalat_9ja for students and the unemployed youths #easystarter

I thank God for my life! I mean, these haters would've been jobless by now

Thanks to @BarackObama unemployment has been over 8% for the past 42 straight months and Liberals are OK with that. #Sad #msnbc @alivelshi

A reminder that unemployment has been over 8% for the past 42 straight months. That's 3 1/2 years! #Obamanomics

New jobless claims take surprise jump

O boy being unemployed! #crap

Youth unemployment in Sweden 16,9 percent of the labour force. 2 percent were students looking for jobs. This refers to July 2012.

As an unemployed will I get a reduction in my Conservative membership subscription. First time in 25 years claiming benefit

@TJMShow Because Pres. Obama doesn't care about Black ppl

@Jenalamia @oxdeborah your new life is white trash filled with unemployment

#business Stocks decline on unemployment claims rise - USA TODAY #news

Congrats new RN's :) welcome to the world of UNEMPLOYMENT :D

“@Adhitya_29: Home..and unemployed... Thankful for the stage of life..”-->resign bem?

Wow! Alien cool.fm stoweRT @Mister_Fuzz: I thank God for my life! I mean, these haters would've been jobless by now

@COUNTRY_ASNIGGA :) u right I could be jobless huh

With 70% of our economy made up of consumer spending an unemployment staying around right over 8% is there anything else needed to

@GOP and that's not counting those like me who can no longer draw unemployment and still can't find a job even with a college degree

5 years of diverse programming experience. Unemployed. Multiple calls everyday, over 20 interviews, and not a single job offer. #capitalism

@GhostGinger unemployed JDs (one soon to be attorney) must stick together!

Screw you bitches, I have a job! “@GOP: Reminder that unemployment has been over 8% for the past 42 straight months. #Obamanomics”

Look @ how jobless u've become.lolRT @dawnwilliamss: Nw wrestling.

But when I'm tired, mad, annoyed I be like yo wus good lmaoo sike nah my ass would be unemployed they be snitching lol

@digvijaya_28 come on Sir get some job. At the moment you seems to me a guy who is jobless & utterly frustrated.

*unemployed by choice

U.S.A is the only country where learning something you love doing, even if its the highest in demand, will still leave you unemployed.

This school orientation sucks #longday #justwannamakemoney #unemployed

Would you take a $641B deficit (4% of GDP) in exchange for -.5% real GDP growth and 9% unemployment? #CBO #IN.

@SMuchura man..being jobless isn't nice but its manageable ...its the daily hustle ..but school starts in Jan so :) you've been m.I.a. why?

Hey Barack, blaming Bush won't work any more. MT @GOP Reminder: unemployment has been over 8% for the past 42 straight months. #Obamanomics

@Toki_Miday I can c ure jobless

Unemployment above 8% since Feb. 2009, the longest stretch in the post-World War II era. The Yarmuth-Obama economic plan in action! #ky3

Unemployment filings rise for 2nd straight week...Ya were on the right path..!! Polls are skewed this race won't even be close. Vote R's..!

Need a fucking job, been jobless for 6 days and I'm already bored

@hannahrgodfrey @Simon__Foster the old sale by a chance? I'm unemployed now so blame Simon :) I got told to guess whether it was new or not!

US initial jobless for the week ended Aug came in at 372,000 compared to the consensus estimate of 365,000 indicating a sluggish job market

how to beat Bernanke & Obama in Nov., $4.20 - $6 @ the pump across USA when voting as well as unemployment still high, or -15% market CX

42 straight months of 8% unemployment. A for consistency, F for policy effectiveness. Release them chains ya'll, vote #romneyryan2012

Jobless joor...@hatreake: @wale_bonnie cool...ows the job thing going

@xdanielleeeeex what happened to the job? Can't wait til I'm unemployed 8 days on the trot makes me wna die xxxxx

@NigelSnufkin Wish I had some advice, but I didn't survive unemployment well. Tried temp agencies?

The economy is doing worse. Jobless claims have risen. #ObamaIsntWorking #p2

@CourtneyMae_ samessyyy! im still jobless wheeey lol why you angry girl? xx

Last year of college! I only have a couple of communications classes left-- you know, just your basic unemployment prerequisites.

If labor force participation had remained as high as it had been when BO took office, then unemployment rate would be 11%. -weeklystandard

This may be the 1st day of UNEMPLOYMENT 4 me if dis man don't let me be, cus I'm Finna go hammer on his ass frfr #noplayplay