News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 41

I'm such a bum

@LaotianMama so hopefully I will be in luck. or I will make D take her more, since he is on unemployment for 4 months until gardens open.

A bad day at work is better than a good day of unemployment

#YourMoreAttractiveIf you're daily routine ISN'T sitting around in trackys smoking weed. Unemployed.

@CocaineeCandyy what!! Lol. In still unemployed too it sucks. But yes we do!

#need2kno: The unemployment rate for women aged 16-24 rose 2.4% this summer from Apr-Jul while the rate for young men rose 0.9%.

@NowWithAlex When are you going to report on the unemployment rate or the CBO findings?

Ah feels good to know that I'm actually going to be doing something with my life and not sitting on my arse jobless.

Remember unemployed is not who you are, it is a situation you are working through, it does not define you. #tchat #hfchat

Attention 21% of voters undecided: 8.3% unemployment even after Obama said w stimulus, it wouldn't go above 8. This is the Obama Depression.

Day 3 of unemployment. No A's game to go to. #bummer #Athletics

31M #Homeowners have negative equity. #Housing #Economy. #Jobless claims went up in July.

unsuccessful money saving summer, not sure what will happen in september when I'm jobless #bankofdad

Ahhh Shephards Bush Westfield... Where everyone has too much money! #unemployed

@Dan_Curtin I know you're busy working your new job please get a life again.. I liked it better when you were jobless.

@cMjh24 Vacation? Jealous! I can't wait for my long term vacation! #unemployment

“@Victoria691er: @thakronic22 We heard that you need a job we would like to hire you now proceed to @HlredNow” I'm happily unemployed

It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33

Jobless&im still winning!!

@archiemohan @JamesWThurston @glasterlaw1 @IsaacDuffy1998 #Hawking worked. It's disingenuous to presume disability must lead to unemployment

This whole unemployment thing is starting to be fun #layingout #somuchsun #relaxed

OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED! I'm gonna miss those buggers ):

@shirlee_dee ahaha never , well I have time now ... I'm jobless :) hahaha

@GodsvthePeasnts Just hope they oversampled Dems & included people subsisting on food stamps , welfare & unemployment in MC.

“@InjusticeFacts: The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.”

Internship

Shameful!“@InjusticeFacts: The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.”

Most my homies got that work and yea they still unemployed

@MassAmillion863 ijs u wrote it I'm.just responding but I kno a lot of men.out here goin.for these broke women who collectin unemployment

IM SO JOBLESS RITE NOW SO DONT BOTHER ME OKAYH :D

@cherrelle_marie LIFE OF A JOBLESS HEFFA LOL

@kateoreilley I wish! Had an 'enforced' retirement a few years ago. Unemployment kicked in so I wrote a book due out Sept 17! Its on my site

I'm very proud for those who pass the Nursing Exam but I encounter lots of jobless RN this year. Sad but true.

@Leccie03 Oi! It's my birthday! And remember all the stuff I got you. Now I'm jobless and your not so help a bitch out!

The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Palastine has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.

The way say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed~~~~

Can't deal with unemployment

@XanaLestrange I'm so happy you found a job! Being unemployed is so boring. Looking for something more fun?

so seeing as I'm now unemployed, I'm going to start busking. Seriously though

Seriously though if we stripped your follower count, you would be a jobless nobody.

@SiCeN_TYSoN just remember ur voting for 15% unemployment haha, alright good talk, be easy my man.

@smart01536 any jobs going there mate and what's the number Iam jobless now lol

@terrytorres98 OK Unemployment for all near 9% and for blacks 14%

Around this time last month, I was unemployed... Now I'm working 2 jobs and just got hired for a 3rd job.I'm forever GRATEFUL.God is GOOD!

Nope @Mr_Hardey: u r Jobless mayb @mihz_sweet18:

@Mason_Bates welcome to the unemployed life #bummin

@HelenRidett @Eddy39 @UseTheLeftWing yeah might speak to them, know some people at TUC unemployed centre too that could help

Ok didn't knw d unemployment problem was ds serious o ?o? WHAT! It is well o!

I'd rather be jobless than take a pay cut AND hourly cut #fuckthat

NJ Voters Dist-39/Fed-5/all Bergen Cty Call your rep find out if they or a family member are unemployed, losing there home.

@offcast @IFCRicky Flip that frown, it's the best thing that's happened to me in a long time lol. Getting that unemployment paper

Nauru, a tiny Pacific island republic w/ a population around 9400, has 90% unemployment and an 80% obesity rate.

@SanketeeKKher In Paraguay , in a shack , jobless , Mercedes , a dog and a wife . Shall meet over there . . . .

FACT: even people @BarackObama wants to help with his campaign are hurt by 8.3% unemployment #tcot #Mitt2012 #2012GOP #RomneyRyan2012

I don't want to be unemployed anymoreeee

@pault31415 I never realized you were so interested in how much unemployed people can earn at home.

Did you knw that in June 2012, 18.8% of new unemployment claimants were between 25 and 34?

When will we start 2 talk abt the deficit, debt, jobs, the real unemployment rate n what exactly is 2 b done? Stop the dirt throw

gcse's don't mean jack in the real world said the unemployed slob on Facebook. :|

@jabulanidaniel well m currentlu unemployed n m from joburg

I am no longer unemployed #cashmoneyflow

Complains about not having a job, can never be bothered writing a cv. This is the reason I will be forever unemployed

@datgirlisabella: I don't want to be unemployed anymoreeee

I am tired of unemployment and health benefits!!! #people need to get off they ass and work

#FreeCash: MONEY: The unemployment rate for Burleigh County, N.D., home of @BismarckNDgov, is 2.3%, lowest on our list of #BestPlaces...

I'd be terrible at being unemployed.

@punkprincipessa The Official Code of Fat, Jobless, Losers states: Drinking at 9am on a weekday is not only allowed, it is encouraged

Apparently animals empathize, so my dogs and I are commiserating about unemployment and national debt.

You can have 1.8 million college graduates unemployed, you are creating a path for activism.. they will doubt this economic system.SMH

@JamieCutteridge painting and counting and moving stuff, it's GStore pre-festival. I'm unemployed now. When are you getting here?

@deverux life of an unemployed graduate...chal am not well....

Aswear @elsheila: Hez jst jobless @dj_ABL: Crap lyk criously so @elsheila: ??So?@kizomehn: Leo Messi’s two goals in last season’s

My taxes is a ministry! Taxes pays for our roads, healthcare for needy, welfare for hungry, paychecks for unemployed #wisewordsfromdad

If being on Twitter was a job, the unemployment rate would drop tremendously!

Being unemployed with no license #noonismorning #savedbythebell #oldschoolsuitelife #sundrop #pizzabagels #mybeautifullife

Im fucking 17 years old, JOBLESS! wtf.

“@sammadowna: Keep reminding self all weekend: don't spend too much money since you are moving to Florida jobless” what?! When!!?

@Leask @soupytoasterson close: Invite a fellow unemployed comedy writer to join the podcast. You guys are comedy writers, right?

Good job now you can have a state full of women pregnant and unemployed.

@FinaTweet your no place to talk ahyt Uplinger your 18 jobless, sumer school,your softer then the youngest of highschool kidds and your gf

If the labor force participation rate was the same as when Obama took office in 2009, unemployment would be @ 11% #nohopeorworthwhilechange

@Im_ColdNeck but I need to fill out some apps today man I love the money I be gettin . I can't be jobless

327000 new first time filers for unemployment last week

Imrans just jealous hes jobless and useless

@late2game @joelcadams @BlacklightJDR @JamiePEdwards @EamonOFlynn City should employ everybody at double the market wages. 0% unemployment!

Jobless benefit requests up slightly

@MmanalediM seems to me ANC is reason for the poverty, unemployment and inequality in this country. ANC, the struggle ended 20 years ago.

@jasonagastrich tell me.. Then why is it thy Germany has a very very low unemployment ? Because he made it 85 or 80 or 75 % of all things

@Bolalalaaaa yupp but that's better than the unemployment no wage struggle lls.

I love unemployment stats. They are so misleading... like gauging what a person looks like by only looking at their shoe.

@SiCeN_TYSoN those numbers don't mean anything when the unemployment rate doesn't change! Haha alright I'm looking forward to the debates.

Stomping around my apt. LOUDLY so i can piss off the unemployed drunk dick heads that parked in my spot for the 2nd day in a row! #FUCK

@InjusticeFacts: The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.

@AZTanya Above 8% Unemployment 42 straight months

@jamespetergates are you aware that T.N.T is moving out of u.k. also JOHN Menze . Thousands will be unemployed

Jobs issue: Per the Labor Department, new claims for unemployment benefits rose to 372,000 last week. It was 368,000 prior to that.

When else during school do you get to play call of duty! Never except in college or if your unemployed #codtweet

Tired of sitting around the house guess I'll go spend some money #armywifeprobs #unemployed #spoiled #igottasugadaddy

Unemployment is fantastic but also very boring

Woohoo finally got to sleep in!! #unemployed