News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 30

Woo-hoo! 4 months Unemployment comes to an end as I (finally!) get my start date - next Weds. V satisfying call to JobCentre closing my JSA.

@SethMacFarlane Ted 2 should be a loose remake of 'Stripes'. Laid-off and a bit of unemployment, when suddenly, Army.

Ah I'm unemployed for the first time in like 3 years!

@mdubes77 I read that part of the problem are the baby boomers. The high school age unemployment rate is high because of college grads

Choosy is the unemployed. Ouch.

unemployment has decreased year over year - how many people just stopped looking for jobs and aren't categorized as unemployed?

At least she works though... I guess that's the important part. Some people have too much pride and would just be unemployed! Lol

Boutta snort an unemployment line of cocaine #OhWell

Go ask the president about the unemployment rate before you think I do this for my enjoyment!!..

@makodingo ha ha ha ha mak! i meant his regimes unemployment numbers! i doubt that no would even be picked thanks though!

Oh, you're a washed up, unemployed drunken, pedophile dino that hasn't been relevant since the 90s? You're just too cool,

@youngquazy Oh okay, I'm not looking now because I'm unemployed, lol, but I want a 2008 or higher...

@Sue_Brown me and you both. Model based on economics and unemployment and based on that say no way Obama can win.

if i go down to the unemployment buildinq, its gonna be fckin hood rats and ugly ass hoes.

Unemployment isn't all that bad! t.co/HSCrspxv

@TJsMind @gstanek68 @thesavvy You mean facts like the worst unemployment & poverty rates and record food stamp & disability recipients?

Bitch where u at?@itsjustCarl: #Jobless.

Obama stimulus failed? Think not....consider alternative, Depression with 15-20% unemployment. Lesser of 2 evils. #justsayin

O' joy my credit card arrived today, just a lil bit late now I'm unemployed *Spending spree* ok Worzel sensible head back on :D

Lol my unemployment lasted a week..... Officially hired for a job this year

When I was unemployed I wanted a job so badly and now that I have a job I miss being unemployed.

@nikitaetmode I swear, the unemployment rate could be cut in half if people just pulled their head out of their ass.

bottom line...stop telling these basic, jealous-ass, hatin-ass-unemployed, lonely ass people your business ! #InThatOrder!! *mama D voice*

Just realizing that for the first time in four years ill be unemployed, come september 1st....#weird #needajob

Mary Engel of MSN Money says, ?When the underemployed and the discouraged are added to the numbers, the unemployment rate rises to 16

CBO report: Taxmageddon and fiscal cliff will raise unemployment back up to 9.1% #p2 #p2b #tcot

#Unemployment fell by 46,000 to 2.56 million due to the temporary ‘Olympic effect’. Firms created 130,000 new #jobs during that period

find it funny how the government's always complaining about unemployment but they're the ones setting standards too high!

Officially unemployed @VerbalSoze37 I don't know how you do it. This feels very weird

I go back to my job on Monday time to enjoy my last weekend unemployed lol .

@_CorporateThugN n that's real they rather collect unemployment welfare or child support n do nothin

Only 1 day left for me at this job then im unemployed again.

they can skew the #'s simply by eliminating all the peolple that have exhausted their unemployment they are no longer considered unemployed

Speaking of the economy and Obama's reelection trouble 2nd week in a row jobless numbers climbed. Unemployment not improving at all.

@Preet_Tyagi dude i was on your account and twitter said...people similar to him -unemployed and broke , unemployed and drunk...hahaha

Helllloooo fuck a job lol ya girl is bouta be unemployed

@AmyCSeverson I was like that. I'd go to the store & think why are all these people here?! and then remember it was Saturday #unemployment

Being unemployed & broke. #LongForMan

our government is just 40-60 year olds,do they really understand young peoples issues like bus prices,uni fees &youth unemployment? nah brav

business news WASHINGTON (AP) – The number of people in the US seeking unemployment benefits rose a slight 4000 last week to a season...

Here's a secret to get by, never aim for 100%, aim for 65%, stress free. 1st class students are unemployed too. U can't fail to achieve 65%

I mean I'd have money if the economy hadn't kept me unemployed for most of the last two years

any one thats been unemployed and no longer receive benefits Its time to be heard

Unemployed!!!!!

@SensDew19 if you go to bed you'll mess your hair

Check this out unemployment 4 the extended people will run out n Nov. People think crime is bad now watch what happens.Sing/Rap about that

@wastingpaper i dunno unemployment gets p old after a year or so

Applications for US unemployment aid up slightly

It's just hit me. After this #edfringe is over, and even now, I am fully unemployed and have absolutely nothing to do with my life. YAAAAAY!

#Np : Unemployed Cruisin' - @HideandSeekZoo :)

My biggest achievement today will be to get out of bed #unemployed

Jacques Borman from @boschkloofwines raising awareness for unemployment &hunger in SA with his Bakhand Shiraz,great wine,best sentiment #CWG

@adityagurwara bwahaha. Unemployed I can understand. Dat was my twitter name for d longest time. But drunk? I barely post stuff abt alcohol

I can't fuck wit a jobless bitch

@howardfineman Up ticks? Didn't you see the jobs report today 372 thousand new unemployment? And what the CBO said yesterday!

There are pros & cons to being unemployed.

Man...this unemployment check delay really kills a niggas spirit

Warren County’s unemployment rate 1 point below a year ago

#LAdm another win will do to set up my weekend and give the unemployed something to be happy about

you didn't say you was gone turn up with me! ima fire you! go ahead and file for unemployment! lol

@beetjeff i meant like any Job but unemployment is horrible

Hey, so I'm in whitehorse officially unemployed! Bah!

Only nine days left until I'm an unemployed lazy slob !!

#Lazy 2 find a job. But never 2 #Lazy 2 play ps3. #jobless

@hannahhh1212 nope handed my notice in thats why im now unemployed... when did you leave? what you gonna doo x

At $15 an hour part time if he making as much as I make now on unemployment, I'd just have to work

@TheRickWilson then isn't it nice I am unemployed & also can't vote there? #mysupportmeanssquat

#Obama2012slogans: “We’ve got millions to quit looking for a job. If we can get millions more to quit looking– unemployment will be solved!”

I hate seeing people tweet about their job . . Im still jobless! #JealousTweet

@lizzwinstead They have nothing better to do, I guess. Well, me too—what else is there for unemployed English majors to do all day?

Probably dont have to tell anyone that the porch dweller #WHsquatter economic recovery has 372,000 new ppl on unemployment. #NotReaganAtAll

@howardfineman that's great Howard. You're ignoring the CBO's estimate yesterday of 9.1% unemployment next year.

@cc660 I like Boomer when he leaves you'll be unemployed. Hope you're saving your money.

Jobless Claims rise again this week. That's good news for Obama & Dems. Means more dependent voters who'll vote for handouts. #tcot #p2 #gop

@faj007 Please tell them jare. Jobless people

Fed's Bullard: More easing not necessary if growth holds up Fed's Evans: Should be doing more given unemployment Bernanke? Clues next week..

“@LinekerTobias: My bro walked in on me going through my bird earlier so didn't blow my load n had to go shake hands wiv the unemployed” WOW

@geoff9cow @PaddyK @GottaLaff how about top ten signs your President is an idiot... number 1 .... unemployment at 15%!!!!!

“@HKnightly: Ever since I've left school I haven't needed my GCSE's once” because you've been unemployed 99.9% of the time

Under my plan, electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket. @barackobama If you're okay with that, 8+% unemployment, & $4 gas, vote 4 him

@James14Stuart You referring to me as the unemployed lol

@FirstLady_QB: There are pros & cons to being unemployed.-- So true

Labor Dept says 372,000 more Americans joined unemployed last week. Our plan is working. - Barack Obama

@jjauthor What better way to lower unemployment: ppl stop looking for work and put the rest on disability. #ObamasAmerica

Take any opportunity you have.. Think about the future not the present, jobless for those who wait!

US market futures slip as jobless claims rise

@chrislhayes GOP poster boy and convention speaker Governor Chris Christie now presiding over record unemployment in NJ.

@shynewade hahahhahahaa. I dey lie ooooh. Unemployment benefit. Lol

Those who Cry #Racists at the Hint of Truth are the ENEMY of the Black Community>Forcing unemployment and Food stamps on them 4 more Years!

U.S. data point to slow pace of healing in economy: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The number of Americans filing new claims for jobless bene...

@Emi4johnson exactly!!! I'm not as jobless as u are! Smh...

I need to go to the unemployment office to fill out this application....

@JansingCo What has us mired in unemployment you piece of brainless shit is Republicans refusal to act. Your trash.

For Obama to say his plan worked is an insult to all the unemployed.

Dawson County unemployment figures for July released today stands at 8.4% up slightly from June 8.3% @developdawson

@BobLoblawtx I actually pulled myself off unemployment. It didn't even feel right and we didn't need it anyway.

CNN is determined to drag out this legitimate rape topic on as long as they can. How the same # of stories on the economy or unemployment?

@KeepinIt_Leel Sooooo they SAY leel, so they saay! If i get outta college & am unemployed, im shootin Everything up.. LOL! (kinda serious)

Having ridiculously too much work is better than being unemployed, right? Just keep reminding me of that...

@I_kAn_Stand I'm not jobless buh I still hav time 2 here niccur....... #GETALIFE