News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 49

“@settle4LeS: Twitter is cool....u can get career advice from the jobless and get some inspirational quotes from strippers”

time to say hello to unemployment after tomorrow. damn you school!

#ShoutOut to the males that have only one goal in life ---> collect unemployment checks

@Juanita_Francis you are really a God sent I'm unemployed in a relationship want to serve God please pray for me God bless my sis

Even tho I'm unemployed, I hustle for the dollars I do get. Can't sit on my ass & do absolutely nothing & ask ppl for THEIR money

@TheMoxieSophic I see. What issues affecting blacks got to you the most? Unemployment, education, crime, housing?

Fair play to 'Arry,unemployed months and hes still all over #SSN.Wonder will he b giving his car window interviews on deadline day #Redknapp

@louisawu_ Jobless. Homeless. Landlords have no trust in me. Forever flat hunting. I'll be roaming around the streets in 8 days.

the bdsm stuff that hits requires men with money. Nobody could sell a bdsm romance where's he's unemployed and she support him financially.

Everybody's workin' on the weekend! except the millions of unemployed, Loverboy.

Did you know that in June 2012, 24.1% of applicants for unemployment benefits were between 45 and 54 years old?

@pat_the_prez LOL rather be jobless, those were the worst 2days ever working there hahah

That last tweet said Unemployed boobs. If there are any out there, send me your application. #unemployed

@KarlTurnerMP Youth unemployment nearly doubled from 2004 to 2009 under Labour. Another Labour mess for this government to clear up.

i got mad respect for ppl that's out there worken a 9 to 5 >>> && not sitten on they asses waiten on a Unemployment Check!

Officially jobless until Cardenas opens. It's time to get some good rest. :D

@JohnWilson crime, unemployment, broken families (which is nothing the government can do about really).

I really want ITV2 to follow an unemployed Harry Redknapp around. It could be the best thing since Partridge.

YAY I'm no longer unemployed! #lookatmenow #immakingpaper

@phippsjm I agree with you to some degree, ironically one of my unemployed is a government major, Magna Cum Laude from a top tier school

If not both one of us have to have a job in this relationship na we both jobless and looking at each other like wth...that's just to much

@ShavariStewman I use to tweet way more than I did now but I was jobless then lol so.......

@natashaheino14 you mean volunteering ... #unemployed

Completes housejob.Jobless.Seeks help.Starts his own clinic.Blessing for the village.Makes a small ward.Trains brother.

Did this girl really just yell at me through a megaphone about free cupcakes? Lmao so awesome

@rusty2280 lol. Well, from being unemployed for a long time, in okay with this -.-

Its sad to see the biggest issue in American politics is that of unemployment!

lmao so funny every time I talk to a guy and I ask so what do u do? they laugh with embarassment and say I'm currently on unemployment

@OliviaBrittain Haven't felt like that with any job I've had yet. Now, unemployment! the only work I can definetly get is 15 hours a week.

You can't exactly knock fast food employees when you are unemployed.... #cantmakemoneyifyoudontwork

If you are jobless & living in Texas, look at Midland/Odessa. Every company in the city is hiring bc all the men left for the oil field

@Themba_Ramla naw about having a black president and black unemployment

still unemployed

Wondering if I could really start a high standard animation school / company for the unemployed via kickstarter funding? Good idea/Bad idea?

@GregShut @matthew_fearon fuckin jobless cunt Greg!! I'm workin 6-2 on Monday :( you not workin Monday fearo x

@AgriChatUK Spent time on a friends pig farm then unemployed. Then got job with HSE as an Agricultural Inspector! #Agrichatuk

“@popmiles1: @Kutcher17 2million people unemployed just cause u got qualification means nothin” Gives you a heads start on the others

I miss being in college cuz that's the only time being broke and jobless is acceptable :-(

Realized your are no longer unemployed

#BlessObamasHeart If you look at Unemployment the way Barack does- in reverse- We have an EMPLOYMENT Rate of 91.8% -Thats incredible! #false

most these hoes unemployed majority of these niggas lame as fuck so it balance out bout right

Unfortunately I just want ice water, no cupcakes. If she would have offered that, we could be friends.

@VezzaCann #shittygritty.. Shop was dead, I was dead, my life was crap.. Handed in my notice tho so tha was ok I suppose #homeless&jobless

@UnlearningEcon Also states that growth would've been slower, unemployment would've been higher...

Unemployment could be a lot lower if restrictive barriers to entry were removed in cross-category employment migrations.

@andydub1119 Yea we are still in a recession. Bernanke is still talking about QE3. Unemployment and debt are still way too high. No growth.

@alongfarview @ammybams I'm sorry. We were looking into the job retraining program for unemployment when Tony's job offer came.

It's official. I didn't pass my test a remain a jobless loser a not being able to help support my family. This sucks. Fuck me

#Oregon unemployment claims jumped by 755 the 2nd week of Aug., the 3rd largest jump in the U.S. behind Calif. and Puerto Rico

Change Your Personal and #ProfessionalLife with #DrArleneBarro's Advice #Psychologist #Jobs #Careers #Unemployment

@sameolBrianaJ true but I know a few that have done 4 years in college and are still jobless .. I do telemarketing way in Canoga park .

Here's a statistic for you, the unemployment rate in this country is around 8.7%, for those who have a college degree it's only around 4%

Also, what does it mean to ordinary Americans who are hurting and unemployed right now? t.co/uGhZ7ZlM

#Taliban grows economy faster than US! #Afghan farmers earn apprx USD 94M from Hashish while US unemployment rises #DNC @JoiningForces #RNC

#BlessObamasheart he thinks a bunch of crap documents from Gawker means something! Unemployment 8.3% #tcot

Going to look at pans and pots, because that's what unemployed people do.

@Themba_Ramla Just because we have a black president doesn't mean black unemployment numbers should lower

@timleong @wired sad with 9% + unemployment (double for teens) that companies still have 'intern' positions, and not real jobs *frown*

Officially unemployed for the first time in four years!! It's been real APG. Time to enjoy the rest of my summer! #freedom

@bz1wrts so dat some people wd nw be unemployed??

Non-Partisan CBO: President Obama's Stimulus Created 3.3 Million Jobs, Cut Unemployment by 1.8%, and Boosted GDP by 4.1%. Share The Facts

Worked out that i've spent ?120 in the the last 24 hours. Not a lot to some people, but it is to jobless me. :(

@_TheLastHorcrux if the reason black unemployment is a result of the political structure than i believe a black president should at least

But #Oregon initial unemployment claims dropped by more than 1,000 last wk. That's despite a nationwide uptick of 4K, officials said today

@jenniferpedlow Alcoholic problems are wayy better than unemployment problems. #TakeThatJobAndShoveIt

JOBLESS!

Kmsl “@fuckin_cocky Twitter is cool....u can get career advice from the jobless and get some inspirational quotes from strippers”

@amywilliamsxxxx well done! now your back to unemployed ahahaa

4yrs of #obama>Male Black Unemployment HISTORICAL HIGH! General UNEM 22% (u-3 14.8%) Youth 40%, -53% Black Family NetWorth GONE @NYTimesDowd

Being employed sucks just as much as being unemployed. Except I can wipe my tears away with Benjamins.

One week of work then unemployment, didn't think I'd be this happy!

Drew Mcintyre isn't in WWE 13? Oh fuck, either he's in the DLC pack or on the road for unemployment.

@NigelSnufkin It's very different when it comes to self-employment I guess! Aaah unemployment. Good luck on the hunt :)

@Rosalie_Black you know we have to switch to SoCal unemployment too. I hope that doesn't change payments.

If my brother keeps telling on himself am gonna be unemployed

A vote for Obama is a vote for deeper recession, compromised nat'l security w/extreme military cuts & continued high unemployment.

@its_MissAshley but no one pays shit.they have the highest drop out rate, highest unemployment rate for graduates (at 23%)

@JTT81 so stop your preaching and your bitching and realize that these guys are now virtually unemployed.

@McCormickDaniel Alone in a depressing flat in east London in my pants on a sofa watching shit TV and feeling unemployed and money-less...

Why is it so damn hard to find a job?! Smh #unemployed

I am no longer jobless $$bank$$

The Romney/Ryan budget will lead to an increase in unemployment by four million through 2014. .@mitchpberg approves. #mngop #mntc sad

Team Leader at Being a Full Time Legend I'll guess that means unemployed or working for less than minimum wage.

@mercyskye Ditto. And the tirade continued over to the unemployed and people on general assistance programs. I just averted my eyes.

Jobless rate in Chicago area falls to 9.2 percent in July #Chicago

@WhaT_PineappLES nt sht unemployed n livin

idk how people can be unemployed in the Katy/Houston area , every street i go down there's a NowHiring sign .

lol.... unemployment really sucks

@TheGoldGloveKid i wish!i finished my last job now im jobless! ha If i could drive trust i wouldnt be here -.-

“@AdamNicholast: I wish you could usurp people's job positions just by beating them up and sitting at their desk.” you'd be unemployed.

The way I say ya name makes you feel like you're that nxxga, but ya' still unemployed..

@freshasfukk im jobless and i hate it

The way U say my name makes me F??l like I'm That Nigga, & I'm still Unemployed.... ? #Pyramid @frank_ocean #GymFuckinFlow

@heartfeltrobot @lochnessmegan @Luxrara That sounds about right though. It's not like I got denied unemployment or anything.

R U kidding? MT @BarackObama: FACT: US dependence on foreign oil reached a 20-year low down 25% since President Obama took office. #jobless

@caitlev hmmmm duno which is worse..homeless or jobless? Haha! No luck then no? U looking in dub?xx

@anniequynhnhu96 in Spain we have an economical crisis. People is unemployed...

Skyrocketing debt, nagging unemployment, nuclearized Iran, military cuts & let's chat about how killing fetuses is good. #DNCtalkingpoints

@LiberallyLiving Have you looked at the unemployment and labor force participation rates lately? #THATsSarcasm!

@Asda please stop exploiting the jobless by recruiting unpaid staff as part of the government's #workfare scheme.