News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 39

brine jobless hoes LMFAO

@ChristinaEba Jeff with TN DOL.Please give me a call and we'll try to see what's going on with your unemployment. 615.253.4251

What do you call a mexican with a broken lawnmower? unemployed

@officialNiallo #unemployed #brokenbritain #getajob!

Been painting my room all day, if I'm still unemployed by age 25 I'll just become a decorator

@qureshi_maryam Right now, I'm unemployed :P

I should hold my Unc unemployment check hostage cause every week he tell my kids he gone get them sum and dont #FedUp

During the #G20 Summit, the Leaders reiterated their commitment to fight unemployment and promote quality jobs

@moneymiller nah cuz then they would try to dispute my unemployment. Lmaoo

@thatlastrose i jobless sia! Very sad ley. Nobody want hire me! I good worker luh!

Lessons in Media Posturing Under Obama 101 -> Bad unemployment #'s? Unexpected. Good unemployment #'s? Jesus Obama Christ is Lord! #tcot

@heartsmel HAHAHA i also jobless :( i still kena rejected sia! Damn sad leh walao how

“@Soopa_Dave @MoneyMackBride they fired me”«thats what u wanted.....now you can get your unemployment....

If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office.

Nothing m unemployed lol@Reasonz_Mabaka: @sibzE oh okay sweet... What do you do???

Ctfu QT @PrezGeorgeKush: Walked n my job like I'm the shit told em give me a $50 raise or imma quit Now I'm unemployed FUCK U KANYE

waiting for an email suuuuucks #comeon #unemployment

“@BigMoneyLando Neva leave a hater unemployed keep a job for em”

Too bad I'm broke and jobless cause I wanna be like lets go to ihop and get some Bacon. On me. Hahahahaha

Dow Jones money report: Labor Dept. counted 372,0000 new unemployment claims last week, up 4,000 from previous week.

@daveweigel How exactly is a years-long downward trend in unemployment damaging to Obama again?

@_Ahsan94 I no but colege is shit just end up unemployed or sumin lol

@FantasyGuruNick With hard work, determination and a little help from above, you too can be an unemployed slacker.

Only until you're jobless and on a budget in college do you realize how expensive fucking everything is.

@Ovrzz Unemployed -____- lol..I bored as fk

@abc Keynesian economics in hundred yr statistical comparison analysis not accurate project unemployment as Gov spend, Only spend cut = jobs

I used to make around $300 a week and now I'm jobless

For the umpteenth straight week, last week's 1st time unemployment claims were revised upwards. Why can't they just give us real numbers?

@daveweigel @Gawker you mean a document showing that the unemployment dropped 1.7% over the last 2 and half years? how is that damaging?

Just found out recession has been over for two yrs. The unemployed and increase in food stamps had me fooled. Lets party like the GSA

@Glink Only 3 Georgia counties do not show an increase in unemployment figures. #economy :(

.@RosannaLopez101 Unemployment just went up to 8.3%. Debt almost $16 trillion. Deficits have been over $1 Trilion every for 4 yrs straight.

You guys ever known someone that's been on Unemployment benefits so long they got a raise...

@dnc @obama Thank you for wasting my tax money on pipe dream renewable energy and giving it to the freerider unemployment train #criminals

$15,970,134,937,605.00 (+) #nationaldebt near half was incurred by @BarackObama @davidwebbshow #tcot #tlot @TheDemocrats jobless claims up

@hannahcoats who ye calling a mongo unemployed one? #getajoab

Unemployment and free coffee refills lends a lot of time towards talking rubbish on twitter.

When we're unemployed, we're called lazy

@rajeevnagpal it seems to be that u r jobless..digvijay ji was the best CM of Madhya Pradesh..Shivraj chauhan has ruined MP

Unemployment rate for those w/o a degree is at 8% whereas w/a degree its 4%. Having a degree doesn't promise a job,but it does make a diff.

@diamondNa_rough yea since you unemployed and all lol

As I have staed, no. of new jobless claims is actaully 374,000 or more, based on CONSISTENT revision, up 6,pppp (not 4,00)

So every time unemployment ticks up, the left comes up with BS like The Bain Files Boooring.

@guineapig66 Welcome in the unemployment queue!!!!

other than life guarding I have no job experience #jobless #summerlifeproblems

and worse than expected unemployment data from the US.

Good choices, you have made them. Unemployed, yet pregnant. Congratuwelldone on ruining your life, and your child's.

SC residents remember 4 years ago your unemployment rat was about 5% today it's about 10%. is your state better off under #Obama. NO!!!!!

Swear 90% of the people who post on my Facebook are illiterate jobless idiots.

@KhalisFarrell lolol yh mehn ive been scarce....lol I guess thts what happens to us jobless ppl #GoWild...lol sup wit u

@Zitov2 I don't know how you expect me (an unemployed, lazy, rude, British girl) to help you with computers.

@airbear9789 And to you as well! We'll have to celebrate our recent unemployment.

Media commentatora, unemployed journo then

In Business: New home sales rise

@JhaelMaldonad0 im jobless by now!!

the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga but im still unemployed ... & this 100$ phone bill aint helping lol

Fucking hell. You're paying your taxes all your life and now you're denied EU-wide free healthcare cos you're unemployed in Spain?

@abc Electeds help, re-elected & control but spending causes unemployment to increase & deficit/debt spend multiplies unemployment increase

The childish Kanchan Gupta informing the overgrown baby Barkha Dutt that he is blocked takes the cake. Bugger is sad about being jobless!

It would be nice to get another job. This life of unemployment is not the wave :-\

''I got 13 Us. Yolo!'' You're going to be an unemployed benefits scrounger living in a shitty council flat in Dagenham, yolo.

Cc @provokatrok @HuffPostBiz: Unemployment bringing down your love life? Email bonnie.kavoussi@huffingtonpost.com

@jnip11 I've been unemployed for three months, this is as big as my dream gets

#ObamaSpellingBee How to fix unemployment: BS JO

@Scyllaya @kogitoast Rooting for you... I have time now that I'm unemployed... XD

Bye bye Unemployment, please don't come back anytime soon.

@kurtpeacock #nbecon - Yikes! I imagine an all-Parliamentary Ctte is being struck to examine issues of structural unemployment?

@TUFFLINE135 they was collecting out my unemployment tho.. I want all that back..

@pbeeandj that's so true. Ppl would rather stay unemployed than work an entry level job. Gotta swallow they pride and work.

@LeleSaidIt see me neither... We both jobless smh .... We all eating lunch in the UC tomorrow 12

@abc So Govt spend raises unemployment but it also inflates prices reducing the buying power of $ making people poorer & hungry = slavery

@burnstand just finished. Unemployed. Hence pitching consulting work.

@Davidademefun @moonbeam70 @MsTerryMcMillan black unemployment is over 14 %, why should he be reelected,but Terry doesn't care,she is rich

If This Real Nigga Business Then You Niggas Unemployed

Day 3 of unemployment and I already don't know what to do with myself.

@un4getablesmile I'm unemployed that's what I am now lmao

@marthamaccallum Tampa isn't as important as the market, unemployment, and the economy. Romney will take the Presidency. #2012GOP

the Teenage Mutant Turtles, having failed to learn ninjutsu, all collect unemployment benefits and smoke weed in a sewer

Socialists conceal power through welfare, healthcare, social security, and unemployment benefits, thus more poor more power #Politics #Obama

Just told Shannon Kanther from TV 10 WILX in Lansing that cutting unemployment from 26 wks to 20 is Wrong!

July 2012 Unemployment Rates - MN DEED: -Douglas County: 4.7% (down 0.1%) -MN: 5.9% (up 0.1%)* -US: 8.6% (up 0.2%)* *not seasonally adjusted

The long term unemployed have a very difficult job competing with the 'freshly' unemployed and those changing jobs.

And all of they be in the unemployment office. This should be the place where the mental ppl go.

372,000 more Americans join the unemployment lines last week....Obama's plan is working while more of us are not.

The next mutha fucka that try to play like they gon hit r even try to touch my face I will be #unemployed

@_HereToSTAY bitch I textd ya unemployed ass.

The Maury show.... The real reason why unemployment is at an all time high! #maury #unempolyment

Congratulations NLE passers! Another addition to the unemployed citizens of the Phils.

NEWS: In partnership with ICOS Im running a special YATD event in Tipperary Ireland 20th Sept for unemployed people to help them into retail

Every time you clock into work, you better be grateful... Life is harder out here for the unemployed

@SamValley @twitchycelebs The only bamboo growing I'd in the unemployment line.

@amb0rg The sand is money, the wings represented uh...unemployment? So it...falls off? #bestdreaminterpreter

Both the weekly unemployment no. and teh montlly employment numbers are seasoanlly adjusted ESTIMATES--not exact numbers.

@Welzyyy oh well whatever but most people end up unemployed to be honest who get degrees. Better going straight into a job after school

@OPRNM uv been unemployed for 6 months

Yet i'm still unemployed

@RachelWatts90 perks of unemployment! #schoolnight #Pardying

@GovernorQuinn Thanks for raising my unemployment taxes by 75% from 2010 to 2011. This is why small businesses aren't hiring #nojobsleft

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@SiCeN_TYSoN haha I truly don't think Obama will win again, people dont want to hear his BS anymore. any comment on 15% unemployment?