News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 58

My youngest brother leaves for college tomorrow. My unemployed, moved-back-home self finally gets to know what it's like to be an only child

Looks like I'm rejoining ranks of the unemployed. Dr won't clear me for work & Co won't extend my leave.

I see women don't like a unemployed nigga lol

@flymuthaphunker hey...y'all want Black men to have jobs right? Shit, unemployment is at 8.3%. What you expect him to do? Ain't no jobs.

@PaulAngone Rules:Don’t ever,ever check Facebook when ur:A.Depressed.B.Drinking.C.Depressed&Drinking.D.Unemployed.E.Anytime after 9:17pm TBC

Still getting paychecks even though I've been unemployed for a month

Hey grown ups im confused.....so are democrats helping or are republicans helping in terms of unemployment rates

Growing deficit, unemployment, wars, crime etc, now that's public interest Sun Newspaper, not a naked prince! #justacomic #nonews #thesun

@_DeeTheGee ha true my jobs ku with tattoos and piercings thank god my nigga haha or I'd be jobless lol

#Mitt2012 quote Maybe I should tell my story. I'm unemployed, too, my friend - please stay that way Mitt! t.co/Z6VcjmLY

@alanfranklin We know liberals want to talk about ANYTHING other than unemployment going up in CO the last 4 months #COpolitics

Your unemployed ass... You belong on the west side. “@joey_dollface: @RiotHenry your a lazy little shit”

Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT & SOARING HISTORIC UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS.

North Dakota has a .2 % unemployment rate because of the oil boom this year #MovingThere

@FNTheFive You all need to remind Juan that Obama said if he does not have unemployment below 8% he does not deserve a second term.

@lostyorksboy Ah yes. The unemployed just aren't trying hard enough. What rubbish. (No. No-one is employing 50yr old ex-social workers.)

@JTT81 fuckem collect unemployment

@dnc Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT & SOARING HISTORIC UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS.

no longer unemployed yay me! ready to starts school year no worries now i just need to get in the nursing program

@ShandsHealth If im currently unemployed and have no insurance,how can i still go in for a check up ?.

@democrats Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT & SOARING HISTORIC UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

@Remroum @Becca__Fields lol @ Sarah. He is suffering from PTSD. Lmao. He can kiss my ass and I am a veteran myself. He's sad and unemployed

You Think Unemployments Gone down? Wait untill the olympics is over, #WillBeBackToNormal. #PoliticalIssues

@TheDemocrats Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_sOARING HISTORIC UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

@MansoorGeoNews also it will increase number of jobless people..

@aburnspolitico @BuzzFeedBen Sept 7th a big day with release of Aug jobs report/unemployment rate. Hurricanes could increase gas prices.

I feel pretty bad about being jobless rn.

i dont get how rafa benitez is unemployed he is sick a manager!

@Isis1122 He is shameless. He's a paunchy, mid-western, unemployed ex-contractor, cook, stagehand who raised 3 kids. A sweetie.

@barackobama Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING HISTORIC UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

@Lil_wed So what? Do u have office in the morning? No? Ure jobless! Enjoy :') hahaha

by the end of next week I could be unemployed for the first time since I was 16..... #fuck

If your unemployed, then you def shouldnt criticize how I go about my job and my business, walk a mile in my shoes and then talk

For the 1st time in 7 years i am officially unemployed.

@COpeakpolitics I'm happy to talk about unemployment. I don't celebrate unemployment like you do, and this is also an issue. #copolitics

@Eusebius craven denied the link between the wage level and unemployment. for that reason alone he is not worthy of my time

@Dstroyr_U2b thanks Janet #nipplehead 800,000 more people now compete for the same jobs. That should help #unemployment rate

@MichelleObama Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

@ProgressPundit Dispute? You can't *comprehend* the facts. Creation was low because unemployment was low. How stupid are you?

News this week? Same old same.Jobless Claims Jump. Want 4 more years, #students, #grads? Time flies, what's lost hard 2 make up. #Romney

@MMohsinSiddiqui: @Lil_wed So what? Do u have office in the morning? No? Ure jobless! Enjoy :') hahaha true +1

Dollar falls versus Euro as rising jobless claims spur easing speculation. $$

Yea I was unemployed for 15 minutes until I got offered another job.

@HouseDemocrats Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

CBO scenarios: Extending tax cuts and delaying gov't spending cuts results in +1.7% US GDP grwth in '13

Europeans Drinking Less Coffee - European’s are feeling the pressure of the bad economy. Due to unemployment, wage c...

@FrankLautenberg Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

So many unemployed friends right now. But also the happiest group of friends I've had in my entire life. #correlation?

wer r da jobs? Tired livin as an jobless man...

Why dies everyone hate US? I love the country. They give you social security if you're unemployed. Utilise taxes effectively. And Vegas!

Wth is Rafael Benitez idle or unemployed to be commentating on this game :/

@SenateDems Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

Even tho i aint getn laid off...shit lay me off n pay me unemployment and im good!!

This unemployed thing is kinda nice. Shopping, tanning, hitting the gym... New motto: Trophy wife or no life.

@hjohnstone yeah for sure we can, ! Im going to be lonely and jobless xxx

Romney's going to create 3 million jobs in energy? It's skilled labor, and I think we've already got low unemployment in this field.

@Red_Dog_Rudd sunburnt in America not bad seen according to u 2 I'm an unemployed smack head?

Day drinking with some fellow unemployed - good stuff

@Lady__D I'm waiting for you! I'm unemployed, I have all the time in the world! Lol

@alanfranklin When we see a press release from @ProgressNowCO decrying high unemployment under Obama, we'll believe you #COpolitics

@seanhannity Unemployment will drop 1.5% 2 months after romney win.

@SenFinanceCmte Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

Talking about jobs reminds me of how bad I need one #jobless

As per my last tweet: I'm gainfully unemployed but also, a published writer. DM for deets.

@SenateApprops Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

#BlessObamasHeart for using his super laser focus to end unemployment

+1 Celebrating my unemployment with sangria and cheesecake. (via @laurashelby)

@OccupyWallStNYC Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

Rafa! Fuck me, he's been unemployed for almost 2 years. He's won La Liga & Champions League

I'm unemployed !! #poor

@JerusalemCenter Their leaders don't care abt unemployment, why should they? It suits them well to show the rest of the world how bad it is.

PLEASE take my advice and put someone UNEMPLOYED or low earner in the #vinb hotseat!...A REAL point of view to challenge the panelists!

@Sharksawn @zhrddn @fresh4lyf ana suspecting dinmu ne :| ban da wasan mu Zeedo, real serious suspicions. Jobless people :(

@TYTonCurrent Fact is thanks to CLINTON ' LEGALIZING OFF SHORING ' we NOW have UNSOLVABLE UNEMPLOYMENT_SOARING RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT

@michiganbiz yet they cut unemployment right off ,,,,no notice

@JMcEachran20 theres fuck all in boro other than green mist, unemployment and peadophiles. Your lucky ur just on loan lol

@Jstone088 Hey whatsup my name is Taylor Pinter . Im 18 , graduated from JFKhighschool ¤tly unemployed . Your cute can i have your # ?

I need to find a routine again. Ever since I got on unemployment, I've been in a fuck it attitude with sleep.

@genx_walt France is shaken by suicides because of unemployment on the rise as well as horrible working conditions. German neighbour here.

My mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse

Thanks everyone :) I'm super excited & not unemployed. Mwhahaha.

@crowleyCNN we expect u to ask tough questions in presidential debates. unemployment, economy, debt, solyndra, fast & furious, immigration.

Ha! Drinks 10, Drives 3...now he'll be on unemployment? (TWICE the legal limit? Whoa.) @TRexstasy

@ochocinco so are you ready be a porstar now chad since yo ass jobless??

@waaaasap At east ur employed!! im so unemployed that its painful D: you've grown up so much phaine :'3

@sliceofscifi Hopefully he'll use his time unemployed wisely and take a few anatomy classes.

As long as its strip clubs and trap house still around nobody man or woman should ever be unemployed GET YA HUSTLE UP PUSSIES..

I hate watching NCIS marathons where, one day, Tony likes Kate, and, the next, he's all about Ziva. I also hate being unemployed.

Stupid Dumb Unemployed Bitch Ughh So Like Guhh Now

THERE SHOULD NEVER BE HOMELESS OR UNEMPLOYMENT IN AMERICA, THERE IS NO REASON FOR DEATH OR MURDER WITHIN THE USA, BRING PEACE MY CITIZENS

@doitdougystyle nah I'm unemployed right now so I'm stuck with the Z til I can get rid of it. What's wrong with your VW?

Officially unemployed. #bittersweet #ontothenext

Mtsswww...jobless...!@abubakar_rimi: @sidimaryam owk middle fingerO

@JeffersonObama the economy is booming? What planet are you on, Fool? 750 applicants for one position. Unemployment claims are rising #idiot

@chaxdawg_909 wow!! how many tweets after?? Jesu krist!! u are so jobless sha.. thank you anyway :p

Recent studies suggest that nearly all Chesham residents would rather be unemployed for life than be @tiesto for a day.

14 million unemployed Americans could learn a lesson from President Obama, who has learned not to take jobs too seriously.

@NickelDaisy haha you would be happy!!! lol I just really liked the company... sooo im sort of bummed! =/ Longer UNEMPLOYMENT

@ThePlumLineGS @evanmc_s Why not ask if their care more about unemployment, jobs, debt, welfare, or abortion?

Finished last day of work. Ahhh. So this is unemployment. Feels awesome. Why is everybody complaining about it?