News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 43

Heres the keys back for your truck. Thanks for leaving me jobless.

Imagine that...#Unemployment applications rise.

I gotta get a job #jobless

Today I have the unemployed ratchet chick look. Wife beater n bball shirts. Nike dunk lows. Yep.

Gov. Snyder do not let your Dept. Head layoff 400 unemployment workers!

@saintjoey @mrmichaelleask I'm in my second week of unemployment next week will be my last. It's with a construction and engineering insurer

“@morgancountian: @HEADLESSGANG College students cannot afford another four years of Obama. 50% under or unemployment FUCK OFF!!!

@ke_recruitment. jobless help ASAP!

@psubramanyan didn't know your job made you THAT jobless

For 8 hours of my life 5 days a week my time gets raped so unemployed people don't get discouraged its not like were having fun over here

#BC Medical Services needs to review its receivables policies for #jobless and #homeless people. The current model is dysfunctional at best.

@Hiiiiiperion look here Estaban, im against unemployment so ill let the haters do their job

@Q_Mulative that doesn't exactly help me decide what to play. Plus I'm jobless

Fair Do's to QPR with the Help the Aged Scheme it's goin really well no over 30's player left unemployed !!!!!!!

New claims for unemployment benefits rose last week to 372,000 from an upwardly revised 368,000 the week prior

Thats a lot of jobs that could open for the Jobless mofos ..

home alone. all day. again.-.- what happens when ur unemployed..:/

I don't know how anyone likes being unemployed. Sitting around all day is boring af.

@Buckhead_CEO @TheHonorableHaS ahh ok.so the fast food market is the way to solve America's unemployment ills. Right.Burger king jobs 4 all!

45 straight months of 8 percent unemployment or higher. Voters would have to be sadistic to want four more years of the same leadership.

#business Applications for US Unemployment Aid up... - ABC News #news

@NancyWonderful @RichardTrumka @MittRomney AND now it begins!! I knew it would start leaking! Soon an unemployed McCain staffer will post!

Ffs sometimes i think this joke of a government wouldn't be happy until everyone in the northeast wqs unemployed. Left to die comes to mind.

@JoshRaphCap @lairdyg you off . Leaving you jobless

Unemployment numbers always reported as 'unexpectedly' this or that. Who's running that office?

Nothing chilling enjoying being unemployed lolRT @chiefomenyi: @bosslady7272 not really .. more importantly, wats up!!

@CPGBML neither. unemployed so Unite Community

Continuing #unemployment claims rose 4,000 to 3,317,000 for the week ending 8/11. Year-over-Year, claims are down ~11% #ECONOMICS

@Marty_mCFly22 im at state too. State employment credit union tryna get my unemployment lol. What yr are u by the way??

Beth, chill out Inspiring words from the unemployed #shutthefuckup

5000 thousand naira note? Like really? Really? Is this how jobless Madam Ngozi and Sanusi have gotten? Do we need this right now?

The number of Federal employees who filed initial unemployment claims fell 8% or 102 to 1,144 for the week ending August 11, 2012

@AdityaRajKaul jobless @digvijaya_28

So tired of being unemployed..... #Fail 

The government moans about unemployment but then they make the exams harder so people cant get the grades to get the jobs

@MsKristinK @cort_swagmeup @Doolittle_R I’m so glad I’m unemployed and can’t go to jury duty!

I bitch and moan about my job, but unemployment and laziness really isn't my thing at fucking all.

@clairecmc You voted>HIGH unemployment 4 High ENERGY BILLS U think it is ok 2 use my Tax$ to KILL Babies! There is something wrong w YOU #p2

@TerryDormer followed by permanent unemployment?

@AnirudSuneel mans unemployed as well, finished. But they offered me a grad job which is pretty jokes

@Yenyewe the economy isn't out of the woods, unemployment was 8.3% last I checked in July. That's why they sound defensive @clansewe

@zerohedge QE3 is essential for US, unemployed people or for Bernanke&Obama!?

@billburton716 Hey, have you seen that weekly jobless claims jumped? no? not important to the potus, right?

@Yopasion the jersey shore people work at the tshirt shop bro so they're not unemployed

@hendyboy14 who is going to pay 800m for an unemployed Scot ?

@GovernorOMalley Then you suck because unemployment has increased 6 months in a row #idiot. Follow @GovWalker 's model if you want to grow

Unemployment sucks ass. #ThatIsAll

Today is a great day today I me and my baby's anniversary an today is also the day I am no longer unemployed yaaayy

Fight unemployment with blowjobs :P

North Carolina was chosen by the US Treasury to participate in its “Hardest Hit” Fund due to high unemployment.

@AssassinGrl @Calculations_ that would solve the problem of children of rapists growing up fatherless and slavery would reduce unemployment.

@bdomenech Maybe they should hire US citizens who r unemployed.

@grande_eddie but as of tomorrow I'll be unemployed lol no more mula for me.

@BarackObama whats the new #Jobs numbers? And what is the new filings of unemployment numbers? Wondering if you were going to tweet them.

FOUR ads for grape-harvesters in our local rag. Nobody interested in that. Easier to sit back and collect unemployment money from Hollande.

@NathanWright94 I've messaged you, you jobless freak !

@EuropeAngelique @TheMbuckShow @aBRIEfmoment That's true there's more support but even those places have a higher unemployment rate

People call Kendall & Kylie jobless but the last time I checked being models & westcoast fashion correspondents for a famous mag was a job.

All S&P sectors were in red territory. Jobless claim rose to the highest in 5months, climbing 4K to 372K, expected 368K. VIX gained to 16.

Wow, fascinating how the jobless claims always rise unexpectedly...unexpectedly according to who, Obama boot lickers at Al-Jezeera Reuters?

@AP Propably had an EBT Card unemployment check stub and one of those free govt sponsored cell phones too really helped him out didnt it DUH

So yesterday I was unemployed today I am employed. #LifeIsGood

Obama's greatest accomplishments :1) raised price of gas to $4.00 a gal. 2) lowered property value by 2/3rds 3) kept unemployment over 8%

Finished school, soon to be homeless and also unemployed... What will I do with all this free time? #GetFuckintWasted

Shameful@InjusticeFacts: The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.

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U????? twitfyt na@Ms_chic: Loool where are all those jobless twitfighters?!!! Please I need entertainment ?? Boredom!!

Never!! @ikflex: U????? twitfyt na@Ms_chic: Loool where are all those jobless twitfighters?!!! Please I need entertainment ?? Boredom!!

“@Spyda438

How high is the unemployment today, mama?

I apologize for my lack of tweeting. Since I'm recently unemployed, I've been painting/decorating bar stools for my Tiki Bar!

The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.

95% of cats are unemployed apparently

@darealevanmanes @drosemastakilla you should so collect unemployment!

@Woolberto @joey7barton ah, technically he's unemployed!

In Business: New home sales rise

The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel

I really wish they would go ahead and fire my ass so I can get unemployment for a Lil while and focus on school

Day 170 of unemployment. Moved in with my gf. Got rid of about 90% of my possessions. It's both liberating and terrifying.

@1NONLY_2CHEEKS Aww your unemployed in twitter world lol

The thought of being jobless in 2 weeks scares me

#ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing pictures of my 13 year old classmates doing weed so i can laugh at myself and think of their unemployed future

Iceland small business owner = none or very little unemployment benefits. so any jobs created will screw you later. take salary.not growth.

Well i had a job for two weeks.. back to being unemployed

Really chaps my ass when unemployed friends don't understand my schedule. Excuse my structured lifestyle while I make a future for myself.

#headlineoftheday - Stocks weak as day-traders, forced off extended unemployment benefits, have to look for work

E.g., Mitt promises that unemployment will be 6.5% by the end of his first term. OMB projects that unemployment will fall below 6% in 2016.

If being on Facebook/Twitter was a job, the unemployment rate would drop tremendously

@Chrisreed619 4 more years of high unemployment, record debt, out of control spending, high gas prices, etc

@herlovewasajoke It...needs to be within the next four weeks or so. And considering I'm now into month 3 of unemployment... :/

@LoveMYOwn_ I'm unemployed at the moment . sooooo , you know how that goes .

And I REALLY don't feel like being unemployed right now. Especially because of YOU. #TastyTreatsProbs

#LiveWhileWereYoung Fuck off you bunch of jobless tossers.

So technically can't really leave til I get off the phone w/ em unless I wanna be jobless...lol

“@Racist_Randal: What's long, dark, and smells like dog shit? The unemployment line.”

Signs of the economic crisis in Greece tonight. Only 47 unemployed Geordies could afford to go.

What the Democrats mean by fair= EVERYONE on unemployment

Congrats sa mga new RNs. Well done :-) Welcome to unemployed world of Nurses :-)

Texas added 165,000 jobs last three years while California has lost 1.2 million. California’s jobless rate is 12% compared to 7% Texas