News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 17

@News5AKSYON andame nanaman UNEMPLOYED PROFESSIONALS

@hayaismyname LOL. onga! pero magiging unemployed muna. HAHAHAHA

I hope you get fired and be jobless forever asshole

Twitter...leaving stalkers jobless telling everybody what you're doing haha @brianna_banana8

Seriously needs to find someone to go for tea with me at town. Life of an unemployed bum.

welcome to ze UNEMPLOYED/SLAVERY world of nurses! #iStillLoveBeingOneThough

@HecklerForever, half of which unemployed, the rest underemployed #NursingIsAVocation

In Art class, I made friends with a girl I know from anime club, also a future unemployed artist. This class should be fun! #FallSemester

@GYIN1 Ghana Chapter is mounting an exhibition! Visit our stand and checkout Campaign by #ifadyouth to reduce #youth #unemployment in #Ghana

@japredchiu hahaha amo gid. Welcome new batch of volunteers/unemployed/sarilingsikap!

Hopefully someone got an A in solving youth unemployment

Chapter 1, verse 81: Unplanned population leads to overpopulation, unemployment, poverty, crimes and insecurity.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF UNEMPLOYMENT :) hahaha... #JK

congratz to all who passed the NLE june 2012.. welcome to the world of the unemployed. hehe

waaah pple tweefing tiz early abt s*x n their partners hehehehe watu huwa jobless kweli...#SMH

@patrick_eaton Haha yeah man gotta know what they are putting into sauce these days =D Free time due to unemployment! Just trying to get fit

@YAlmarzooq la2nek ly7eeen unemployed la!! Once you start working then bet7es ya3nee shino 5amees :p

@MissAndree2U I would say get back to work, but pretty obvious you are unemployed. I would say get a job, but obvious you are retarded.

@Major_Asshat @PixieChixie36 while the lazy jobless fuckers will leech off of us & we'll get taxed to death to support their deadbeat asses

@bigmike28s and bitch we still doin betta den yo jobless ass...

Anyone recruiting any HR Staff as in 4 weeks I'll be unemployed! Eek!

Failed to deliver. Jobless again.

@fayesavage I think it's more that while so many young people are unemployed and hard up, Harry's partying away on our money.

U6 unemployment approx 15%. Sorry @stephaniecutter. Kinda blows you lies out of the water!

#NoteToMyEx Let me know how workin at pizza hut to pay for ur unemployed bf, while I give the world to my gf :-)

Imma enjoy this shit while it last tho Cuz I don't plan on seeing unemployment no fucking more

Congratulations to those who passed the NLE! Welcome to the world of unemployed and under employed professionals! #RegisteredNurses

“@wdouglaswms:17% unemployment black males,Gay Marriage,716billion pulled from medicare for obamacare,yes I'm #blackconservativesforromney”

@bhandaripunit what chutiaapa up at the centre! Jobless mindless morons screwing our nation #GOIBlocks #Emergency2012

jobless ??!! well imma student :) yayy ~

New NLE passers. More unemployed nurses. Yey.

Congratz new RN's! Welcome to the world of the unemployed :p

Been on this shitty district line for an hour from hornchurch and Im only at becontree this should take 10 mins #GettingSacked #Unemployment

CONGRATS to the new unemployed RNs of WVSU-CON Batch 2012! Joke laaaanggg. Congrats, 99%.

Black people aint the only one who get food stamps white people get em too & they be the main ones at the unemployment line smh !

@Numan_91 your getting as bad as zuby with ur tweets .. One would think ur unemployed and bored, not an inspiring engineer. #zubysgay

@Lovee_Yaya17 it's too far and I don't have gas, I'm unemployed -__-

@UnemploymentDoc NYC March of Unemployed organizing meeting #s20 6pm at 61 Broadway 16th fl #occupy Pls share & print t.co/SqkYWqUD

I M Jobless (Finance & Accounts) :- Hello Linkedin'ers, I am looking for an Opportunity in Finance & Accounts in Delhi – NCR, got 10+ yrs e…

@Little2ya yep! Lol I'm unemployed anyways

Strong. @MiaBLove: With rising unemployment, it's becoming more and more clear we need a change in leadership. #utpol t.co/uWuAcuMK

I need money!D

@OccupyTheory NYC March of Unemployed organizing meeting #s20 6pm at 61 Broadway 16th fl #occupy Pls share & print t.co/SqkYWqUD

Poverty, corruption, unemployment, over population, female foeticide, NO SIR! Our biggest problem is people with 200 followers abusing govt.

@blu_eyess yup, but there are a lot of unemployed nurses out there.

im soo broke :( #unemployment #notchill

@jechjech @TheAlter_Nate hahaha yes. One jobless. One soon to be. hahaha

@Vomaddawg Well actually I got fired so technically you're known by the Unemployed Ex Fast Food Employee...take it how you want hahaha

@sapoynton You are doing God's work! Make sure to pay plenty of tax for us unemployed folk! #catchingsomezeds

It's nearly 3 am and this unemployed man is trying to figure out if it's worth paying a dollar for Hearts premium

@solodance59 coming from my room's window - happily unemployed so far lol

Congrats sa new RNs and welcome sa BPO world ksi wala opening sa mga hospitals for sure, kesa maging unemployed, BPO na agad!

@lysaleelee on welfare, unemployment is over 8%, & gas & food prices keep rising - due to increases in regulations - then there's a problem

Snort a whole unemployment line of cocaine.

If YOU WOKE up this morning, you are not UNEMPLOYED. Get to work, you are in this world for a reason.

@mianamadrid for the past week it's been me :) I love unemployment!

I fink... Yu wanna hlp?@Phunkypearl: @Iam_harjaryee r u dah jobless?

I follow a lot of people, that means I'm nice, not jobless. -.-

@TheIndypendent NYC March of Unemployed organizing meeting #s20 6pm at 61 Broadway 16th fl #occupy Pls share & print t.co/SqkYWqUD

#ClassSizeMatters little with YOUR 42 months of 8% Unemployment. Step aside cause you are not leading. @BarackObama #truthteam2012 #dfl

@Aswei_18 @Jay_briggsy bunch of jobless specimens..

The way you say my name makes me feel like in that nigga but I'm still unemployed

It's been a while since I've tweeted :/.. So 2 out of 4 Attorney's Admission exams are done for now back to being unemployed :/

Congratulations to all new nurses! I am welcoming you all to the jobless world. Lol

Welcome to the World of Unemployed Nurse!Congratulations for d Newly RNs who take the Nursing Licensure Examination!:)All of u Deserve it!:)

Anyone that tells you unemployment sucks clearly isn't doing it right #tubing

The unemployment rates would absolutely go down if someone gets a job and if you STOP LOOKING for a job. I prefer the latter :))

i just realized that i'm effectively unemployed right now

@DavidAllenGreen Sure he hasn`t got some unemployed News of The World Journalists helping him ?

oh ..I have no one to text cause my friends all go to bed early for no reason since they're all unemployed ha.

@zainab_badat @_iamfuz loool awhh you guys miss me and mumtaz :') yess for sure just tell us when Loool although were still team jobless :(

@NkanyeziKubheka Talk about.Wake up, go to office & u find ur office closed & get a letter that u a jobless? Childeren watng 4 food @ home ?

#young and #unemployed? Watch the space new online career hub for #GenY is to launch in October in UK #TalentedHeads

Congratulations to all New Registered Nurses who passed the July 2012 Nurse Licensure Examination. Welcome to the life of unemployed!LOL

ConGrats po sa mga nakapasa ng Nursing Board Exam.. Welcome to the world of Unemployed hahah! Peace :)

Will #socialmedia help tackle unemployment? Experts @BBCBreakfast seem 2 suggest is a good area 4 apprenticeships - specilly 4 regular users

so yoona pouted saying she’s (herself) is ‘unemployed’

FG's mnthly contributn: Police Constable N45k, ND Militant N65k, Youth Corper N19.8k, Minimum wage N18k, Unemployed N0k. So, Militancy pays?

#StanForaFlopDay Nelly's next Album will put @Jcole out the game & back to the Unemployment Line

#DNCSlogans Record Unemployment, Record National Debt, Record Gas Prices. Only in Barack Obama Economy. #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot

@BlacJac LMAO i would help but I'm currently jobless lol no monies ????. I want American pancakes please xo

we didn't see any tweets mentioning the economy situation, the healthcare system the environment, the unemployed or the education. #Lebanon

@Angelljazmine You tooo! Lets get this moneyy lol ive been unemployed for too long ! Loo

Congratulations to the new batch of RNs. :)) Welcome to the world of unemployment. :))

I don't understand how unemployed people don't spend a large part of their time bored out of their skulls?

@MarkoMarosi I'm currently jobless, if you do get in stoke I expect a income of no less that 50 pound a week? Sweet, cheers mate!

I been unemployed for a week and a half and I'm dying bro. I feel like a fucking bum.

@dubidudumdum Welcome to the world of the unemployed? :))

Congrats to the New RN's Welcome to the Unemployed World :) haha

If you're making minimum wage and your wife's unemployed common sense should tell you stop at the 3rd kid, not go and fill a volleyball team

17% unemployment 4 black males, Gay Marriage, 716billion pulled from medicare for obamacare, yes I'm with #blackconservativesforromney”

If you do shit at your GCSEs don't worry, it's a recession, you're all going to be unemployed anyway

To my classmates who won the VICTORY of UNEMPLOYMENT. CONGRAATZ!

@Az_NFFC @Telberto_Carlos I totally agree there is nothing worse than being unemployed. Sorry for butting in.

Jobless old folks who have nothing to do with their lives *smh*

@Kgalinkie start ur own n fight unemployment

This Government has launched a vendetta in the young - tuition fees, unemployment now playing around with GCSEs Bastards! #GoveMUSTgo

“@mk6392: Congrats sa new RNs and welcome sa BPO world ksi wala opening sa mga hospitals for sure, kesa maging unemployed, BPO na agad!”

@wilburXOXO most friends live it, but I don't wanna live that life anymore. Being broke, jobless and in school sucks but being a scrub your

@ItsJojoBarrett what if a jobless guy came to u and courted you but he's a good looking guy, will you accept him??