News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 18

Lumabas na daw result ng NLE. Congrats to my new colleagues! Welcome to the unemployed world though. Haha. =))))

Dnt feel bad if u dnt knw wot u wnt t do wiv ur life,d guys dt made twitter where pretty jobless befor now.

#eurozone: Germany's public finances were back in surplus for the first six months of the year. Budget helped by record low unemployment.

Cuz a nigga tweet all day I gotta be unemployed?? Smh I tweet at work all the time. And I don't sleep. So there u go

The pop culture knowledge you worked so hard at hoarding will expire in 2014. Your a level 12 mage and still unemployed #geekchicmustdie

I've been jobless for 4 days, and I feel useless.

I hate my alarm clock. But at the same time I'm thankful otherwise without it I'd be unemployed right now ..#goodmorningworld

I remember when i was jobless...I collected unemployment and went to school for a year tho so it was cool lol

Just remembered we're off to watch The Wombats and The Killers tonight. Can't wait! But before that, need to go to work #unemployed

@Ed_Maddo lool!!!!so u r trying to say men are the majority of the unemployed population??!

@BmoreDavy no sir. Currently unemployed and searching.... :(

Low unemployment is good for the economy? Wow. Never would have thought that.

#molsonwednesday #jagerbombs #jobless

I need a J-O-B! This unemployed shit is for the birds.

GavinHewitt: Germany's public finances were back in surplus for the first six months of the year. Budget helped by record low unemployment.

#making money while unemployed elenamcoc1145

My passport says occupation musician. That means I tell geico I'm unemployed

Wanting to fire #Lonmin miners who don't return to work is not going to make anything better but increase poverty & unemployment.

CONGRATS NEWLY REGISTERED NURSES!! Welcome colleagues to the WORLD of UNEMPLOYED and UNDERRATED but above all THE MOST NOBEL PROFESSION!!

so new RN's? increasing rate of unemployment again.. #KJAKO! HAHAH

@nh_r so she can talk abt inflation nd unemployment there nd the debt and budgets

@SaraIsaacson now I know why I'm unemployed... I wear Gucci cologne.

@Elly_Extacy he's put us in $7 trillion more dollars in debt and the unemployment rate is at in all time high. That's benefiting us?

@Greg_Parston its not as if this generation doesn't have enough to carry, debt/fees/unemployment Give them a break 4 heavens sake! #GCSEday

@redrichie pfft, you & your silly ideas. High unemployment means more competition for jobs, so drives down wages & increases profits...

@reditlhabi Malema is unemployed and Pres Zuma has 50 mil people he is leading :) Thulani

@jmaclean949 fuck all just about to go play golf the joys of unemployment ha

@_spoonr That's true. No time to read right now on my part if I can't pay the bills! Hahaha! #Jobless

........And those that think most of us on twitter are Jobless are the dumbest!

“@romejohn: Congratulations to the New Unemployed!!!” haha!

@ShakingStick aye. If it was her at least there will be no more unemployment.

“The goal of the future is full unemployment, so we can play. That’s why we have to destroy the present politico-economic system.” AC Clarke

@upyoursginaford The whole stay home/don't stay home debate shifts according to unemployment figures.

@RenaPuteri engga ren, sadly im jobless now :(

@sharmilafaruqi ok Kool !! Few unemployed ppl that I know of , might be of help !

@qwray @702JohnRobbie The great debate Environment vs Unemployment ... do we save the planet or curb unemployment? Sign of things to come.

Important #FundamentalNews for the day: (IST) 18:00 Hrs US Weekly Jobless Claims Forecast: 365 k Previous: 366 k #forex #fx

Congrats newly registered nurses... Welcome to the unemployed world... Goodluck!!! #fb

Most of y'all niggas we're jobless emotional wrecks anyways so...

@MarielSkywalker last time my uncle tony said ariba el unemployment! Puro pinche chalino! he was unemployment at the time lmao

Don't look for ma trouble Sir!@odejayir: Av been? U mean I am @Mz_Glitters: 2 novels 4 stories in 3days dats to show aw jobless av been!

@DavidShearerMP yes David, if we had stayed in NZ I would still be unemployed and one of those statistics

@iTzTONIC lol well I draw and there's this Guy who.has a shirt line named jobless Ts and well he uses eem (:

Poignant Greek stats: Population 9.9 million. At work 3.8 million. Officially unemployed 1.2 million. Then add austerity/firings. Then weep

Are all British dentist unemployed?

Germany's public finances back in surplus for the first six months of the year. Budget helped by record low unemployment. That's nice

@upukcab @mrbenz7 14% black unemployment. Do you think other 86% in prison? 30 million black employed. Telling they think all welfare tho

So someone I know (not mentioning names!) has ?16k in savings, recently unemployed, and wants to claim JSA..but has been turned down. Views?

@ObiWillsKenobi cause I refuse to see someone jobless, not doing nothin, making no kind of income ... For me? That's painful to watch.

Good luck, GCSE people. Even if you do well you might end up unemployed lazy scum like me (i got 11 GCSEs)

i know its kinda crazy, and i might end up jobless & all. but heck, who cares, as long as i know i should. afterall, we are wild & young.

jobless fellow.

Beware Traders! The U.S. is to release its weekly government report on initial jobless claims! Put stop loss and take profits!

Lol my sister is jobless :( cc @sleek_swan. :(

@BBCNews @BBCGavinHewitt Does the rest of Europe know that Germany is more or less just hiding unemployed people? Its a scheme!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF UNEMPLOYED DAW! HAHA! INSPIRING @Mimi_Eit @tsellcheko

Ayiiih! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF UNEMPLOYMENT newly Registered NURSES!

@Little2ya no worries, I'm going back to school full time to finish my degree..still waiting on my unemployment so no Vegas for now :/

Officially unemployed! #boom #RN

Z dis a competition goin on dis mawin or r u jus jobless?

So Germany's finances helped by LOW unemployment. Has anyone told the Qld Govt?

@Justcaptain So ow's dat affectn ur pathetic life?Dis's ma acc so I dnt tink I owe u any explanations of ow I manage it,jobless FOOL!!

@BarackObama Yeah because you have done such an awesome job with the country. I'm sorry what's unemployment at now?

What's long and black? The unemployment line

@bellothhippo Why jobless?

These grades won't determine success in life you fools, more graduates are unemployed than tradesmen.

Swedish Unemployment comes in better than expected at 7% vs Expected of 7.2%

I'll set p o x_x @_Barbsss: Lol my sister is jobless :( cc @sleek_swan. :(

@FinneganBarry Yeah, in a country where people have less take home pay coz of tax increases or pay cuts AND we've major unemployment. #Nuts

*SWEDISH SEASONALLY ADJUSTED JOBLESS RATE 7.5% IN JULY

@Dragon_Diva @edshow and how do dems care for black people? Not with this Unemployment rate..Ur the one who needs to stop w the kool aid

We all no you're ballin on a budget cause your under the age of 14 and jobless

@Justcaptain Get busy!! I don't av tym 4 a stalker like U!! Get ur Jobless ass out of ma mention!!

@tashadanvers mass unemployment, drugs problems,violent crime .Now Olympic bubble has burst our country is facing its biggest crisis 60 yrs

You're unemployed holy shit go get a job

@UnemployedDalek YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED, YOU SERVE NO PURPOSE TO THE DALEK RACE!

When you have 3 jobless, bored Noahs. Chaotic awaits.

@sleek_swan ur jobless

welcome new RNs!!!!! ODK!!! dumadami na tayo!!!!!!!!!!!...unemployment rate increase ulit!!!!..tsk!tsk!

Swedish Unemployment Rate (Jul) 7.0% v. 72.% expected

Sniff a fucking unemployment line of cocaine.

Hehe@mrchokoblacky: I'll set p o x_x @_Barbsss: Lol my sister is jobless :( cc @sleek_swan. :(

Went into mace for a croissant this morning and the jobless druggie cleared them out on his daily trip for his methadone! #rage #nobreakfast

Ah swear@Nechie_Charm: @sleek_swan ur jobless

@AlbertoNardelli I wonder if there's a direct link between unemployment and low coffee consumption - no job, no morning joe.

Poverty,Youth Unemployment,Education is a crisis in SA.Zuma says its not right 4 women 2b single n dat havin kids is xtra trainin4 a woman

@iRepKalakuta shez just jobless

So everyone that's up is jobless ?

With the latest outburst in the country now, the govt is breeding more militants with high level of unemployment. God save this country.

Have woken up at 8.30 in order to go to Ealing with some sticks... #unemployment

@calm_plex3 I have a future too. I guess nobody gives af cause iv been jobless for 8dys

Swedish Unemployment Rate (Jul) M/M 7.0% vs. Exp. 7.2% (Prev. 8.8%)

Ashewo :( @mrchokoblacky: I'll set p o x_x @_Barbsss: Lol my sister is jobless :( cc @sleek_swan. :(

@divanexiee she'z not jobless oh...ashewo na job!

“@victororlando91: So everyone that's up is jobless ?”

Hey pretty :) @sleek_swan: Hehe@mrchokoblacky: I'll set p o x_x @_Barbsss: Lol my sister is jobless :( cc @sleek_swan. :(

Busting this KOP move tomorrow. Unemployment isn't the answer in life.

Record low unemployment? #Germany, how do you do it?

Swe unemployment slightly below Riksbank's Q3 forecast and employment 0.4% higher => Sep 6 rate cut really a 50/50 call

Can't wait to be unemployed again.