News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 47

“@lydiapaver: Lool my parents jus said they’d rather me be a stripper than be unemployed and on benefits o_O” //first customer.

Anybody know a place hiring ?? #searching #unemployed

@Phonse_ yeah iight & ya ass will be jobless

Im at Big Jacks.. Having an unemployed lunch.. But feeling alright..

Sniff an unemployment line of cocaine

Usually wen a nigga tell me he's a rapper I think...unemployed

@deviously_me 23,000,000 unemployed, higher taxes, fast and furious, stealing from #medicare, $5 trillion in debt to china. INCOMPETENT

@EtonOldBoys yes we remember struggling with high mortgage rates, unemployment and Tebbits on your bike then as well

#BlessObamasHeart ... should we really make a big deal out of 14% unemployment in the black community?

@GirlNxDoor85 no she’s still unemployed. Not a big deal though, we just need a change

This jobless life is horse shit.

«@DjChillPhil «@settle4LeS Twitter is cool....u can get career advice from the jobless and get some inspirational quotes from strippers»»

LOL jobs report: unemployment applications 'unexpectedly rose last week' numbers so bad BLS can't cook em better no matter how they try

One more hour and I'll be unemployed for three whole months

Dear Recently Unemployed: You are statistically insiginficant. XOXOX, @LiberallyLiving. I see why you stay pseudonymous. #stribpol

@Penny_G What equal human rights r u talking about? unemployment is far worse among Sunnis, they don't employ us and don't buy from us

Unemployment line. Credit card decline.

@EvelynLozada lol I feel bad for ochocinco jobless and wifeless ...at least he still got his hoes...

@skinnykutie that's different if you can't find a job, I don't like prev employees who just use their prev. Work for unemployment #its wrong

Unemployment office is now 40 minutes late calling me. Called and was told to stand by

Mfs be unemployed outta school and living with they parents looking for a relationship .find a way to get yo life together tf !

Unemployed #livinthedream

@BlaqueSista huh? Unemployed workers?

Sometimes people that are employed need to be reminded of the unemployed days. #stopcomplaining.

You know you need a new life when you're watching come dine with me for the 3rd time in a day! #Unemployment

Lets cunt these jobless twats. #lfc #hmfc

I wish I was unemployed with lots of money I'm tired of this bullshit man

Soon to be on the unemployment list by the way things are going

@BobLoblawtx @theloyalpatriot I was on unemployment for a couple months in between acting gigs, but im glad I have a job now.

Unemployed! #happytweet

I love Jeremy Kyle. I'm so unemployed

I can't be unemployed.

#unemployed :'(

There is no good reason for any midget to be unemployed at this time of year.

Thoughts on economy. Technology is part of the blame for unemployment rate.

@carold501 EG. The government spenders create the vry problem of unemployment they profess 2 solve. Conclusion but arg is easy 2 follow

New york Times: post-apartheid South-African Schools have worsened rather than improved and millions of young people are jobless

dreading being unemployed as of next weekend

Supposed to put my two week notice in at both jobs today... #unemployed #fulltimestudent

@clydetombaugh @toddakin Bean please keep talking about Akin, that will really shine a light on all the unemployed people in the US

Can I collect unemployment if fired for gross insubordination? I'm asking for a friend. A friend who wants to serve boss cold coffee.

You're really going places when you become mayor of the unemployment office on foursquare.

@becky_mi I just spent 6 months unemployed, but start the new gig in two weeks! The best advice I can give you is...

@PatrickSandeman @winematcher @spicerlife @bittenwritten @danjago because people with marketing in their job title would be unemployed

Windham County has one of the highest unemployment rates in CT. We are not so far removed from poverty, so stand up and #makeadifference

When the tough gets tough...The jobless get drunk.

Memphis area jobless rate stuck at 9.6 percent in July: An estimated 60,780 people were looking for work in the eight-county Memphis ...

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@drsmith1072 How did U like it when he spent 740BILLION and promised unemployment under 8%?

@SenateDems @Democrats @barrackobama @PressSec @DWStweets @woodhouseb Unemployment claims up again #DoingFine..dont think so

@MichaelExile is a jobless bitch...

With today's economy and unemployment rate how could yo consider voting for Obama? Obamanomics does not work #RomneyRyan2012 #Obama

I don't Feel sorry For you...you should feel sorry for my jobless ass

Last pay day tomorrow #unemployed I don't really care about having a job, I just want money.

No longer joblessO Whew talk about a weight lifted off my shoulders.. It's a damn shame I gotta save all my $ for this ticket though..

@EricBoehlert @Lizardoid Like 8+% unemployment? $16,000,000,000,000 debt? Or just MMFA as a lobotomized commie front?

@sellout This is a third party tool (Lingon). If anyone at Apple ever made an alert like that, they’d be unemployed the next day.

@mad_hiddy you see the #'s. O's spending has been out of control. His policies haven't even began to fix the unemployment. He's a waste.

Obama team touts high unemployment #oops @Lis_Smith: With NJ's unemployment at a 35-yr high, @GovChristie forced to abandon talk...

@Kjizzle45 I may be unemployed(by choice) but I still have standards

The number of Americans filing new claims for jobless benefits unexpectedly rose last week while U.S. manufacturing improved only sli...

@RudeGeee even the ones that r fortunate to pay 4 uni r unemployed n u want to make shs free! Eii anyfng 4 power!! Smh!

Hah suck a fat one petsmart thanks for the unemployment.

@mitchpberg @LiberallyLiving Dear unemployed. There would be more of you if I had my way with GM. the SwiftBergs #mngop #mntc #stribpol

@AnneLeonardPta @Sentletse Ur insane,u wnt a Jobless man 2 Share hs only last money,Hw dare u!

@lupe4lopez @morning_joe While Rs were cutting public jobs, blocking jobs bill then complaining about unemployment? I knew Rs were at fault

Key West then Dewey #livingthelife. But then real life kicks in uh-oh #unemployed

@Hector_r3 jobless Dominican

#SheffieldFacts Sheffield's occupants have a 95% unemployed rate. (@ThePaulWhelan)

@SheldaMac @sharpestick I know how stupid a black man sounds supporting a president that has allowed unemployment for his race 2 skyrocket

You're exploiting an illegal labor pool, which you can pay less, which Is also contributing to chronic unemployment but you blame the

CBO out with latest assessment of 2009 stimulus bill impact: raised GDP 0.1 to 0.8% & lowered unemployment rate 0.1 to 0.6 %age points.

But damn...I can't believe it's been a year already. Some of y'all were unemployed when the earthquake hit and y'all still are smh

Hearts fans singing about unemployment, how ironic.

@TiernanDouieb Hey I'm 100% committed to being unemployed right now, it keeps me hella busy

The Bain Files are responsible for 42 months of 8% plus unemployment and 6 Trillion dollars in new debt. Oh wait...

I hear a lot about how us manufacturer jobs are out there, but there is no skilled workers. What's our unemployment rate? Training fail.

@MZHemingway It's very unlikely to be good, given the weekly jobless numbers.

#Nashville region's unemployment rate unchanged in July from June: 7.4 percent, @TNLabor reports

Now seasonally unemployed #abouttime

President for high unemployment? Simmer down. If you had to pay all your employees an actual living wage, what would your net profit be?

@jpscfc was related to what's happened to Carl & Cammy. Both have played their part in a good start to the season & now are unemployed.

@RJSt3rl1ng I survive.Unemployed-frequently at public library to use computer.Things ain't what they used to be.I still enjoy conversations!

@redTrends ALERT: Weekly jobless claims will rise next week. Please notify NBC. Its the ECONOMY stupid. No jobs=unemployed workers.

@tim74bailey I'm alright.Peeved at the annoyances of unemployment but hey ho :)

@stevieclay Apparently one reason is higher unemployment, lower incomes in these places like Blackpool, Mansfield, Torbay

being unemployed is Bullshit

Breathing in this guy's stale tobacco breath and chicken noodle soup BO really makes me glad I decided to stop taking unemployment checks.

- That sign on song people sing really chaps my arse. Main culprits are Sunderland fans, who have the highest unemployment record. #takenote

I love being qualified for unemployment. I love free money:). #iworktho

@vegilibrarian Nothing like unemployment and heavy drinking to get you back on your feet.

If you want to lower unemployment just lower wages, don't try and inflate the entire economy so that real wages, after inflation fall

I hate the expression in between jobs, just say unemployed. Don't church it up.

Last week's BLS #s show WI lost 6,500 jobs. Unemployment went up. And today Walker gives a radio address claiming job growth? Wow.

@mz_lollyrabs @Janetodarey @TeamSOS_ Y? It's only a jobless man, oh u even made it clear 'BOY' tht will call @ 6am to hear ur voice........

@little__pops I bet it is - when I was off to weymouth it was lush! Ugh I do kinda miss unemployment x

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed...

Thou shall not offer unemployment box

@nadineweil Wow! 53.6% of bachelor's degree-holders under the age of 25 are jobless... had no idea the # was so high. Let's work 4 change!

@laurenispeng i know its a problem. need to find a hot jobless bum to spend a little bit of time with. or something.