News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 57

@c_hawkie906 at least he's not jobless and carless like my dad. Which is why I'm never home.

Stop saying you'll find a job soon! to an unemployed person. It doesn't help. It's an empty cliche.

Obama's double dip has already started. He would rather see more Americans unemployed than compromise his ideology.

40 straight months of 8.5% unemployment, failed green energy initiatives, billion dollar bailouts...that's a record all right. A poor one!

Fuck Work, I'm Glad To Say I'm Now Unemployed!! Never Felt Happier Leaving That Damn Studio!!

CBO predicts 9.1 unemployment 2013? And this president wants to be reelected? Hit the road buddy

This chick just said proudly I wanna collect unemployment and not work

@ChantelleFort I thought you got up at half 7 for the butty shop job on a saturday!? Not a jobless scrub then

Don't forget this gem: For every $1 spent in unemployment = 2$ put back in the economy #DemocraticPartyPlatform

@FutileRage raffa's still unemployed ain't he ?

@brambleland if only! Haha if I'm still unemployed when you open some pretty/gothic shop can you hire me please?

@BarackObama Hey 95% of America! Obama has not fixed the economy, or unemployment, but you have #Obamacare!

@ThisisntEasy u haven't responded to 42 months of 8+% unemployment

@OfficiallyMurky oooh *thumbs up to taking the piss out of your mates because they're unemployed* Oooohhhh! #ClassCraic

@ThatBuddha I really hope it's not disastrous, but if it is we'll have 30,000,000 unemployed here we can send to help.

#BlessObamasHeart for making family time longer with unemployment foodstamps foreclosure tent cities

@gleesonjm Obama Economic policies 8.3% unemployment Deficits of over a Trillion Dollars a year 50 Million people on Govt. assistance.

Americans will likely face another recession and higher unemployment next year if a divided Congress and the White House allow steep...

The number of U.S. workers filing applications for jobless benefits rose by 4,000 to a seasonally adjusted 372,000.

@MO_Snark Missouri and America are victims of Reid/ McCaskill high unemployment, massive trillion deficit, lack of a budget for past 3 year

@CarlyyJo @jjuicesmith Maybe @Brettfavreee could by his own if he ever got off of unemployment

Obama’s solution to the impending rise in unemployment and recession: shoot more hoops with Michael Jordan. Boy, what a hard working leader.

@BoJaques is Emily a fat unemployed slob?

@ryanpineo1 Maybe in 2009, but 2013 BCNDP could run an unemployed legal aide lawyer and still win.

Im a jobless fucker... Everyday go out. Kaching kaching just fly every single day. Just fml

If you want a good basketball player while unemployment rises and gas prices and food prices rise vote for the same !

@GlennF Cf: economy dictates number of unemployed, but each unemployed person needs to get a goddam job, the lazy bum

No President reelected since FDR 1936elex with Unemployment above 7.2% now 8.2% USA voters maj% says its the economy 4 our votes #cdnpoli

90% of sanford is full of obese unemployed crackhead fucks that can't drive worth shit #getmeoutofhere

@ChrisRidgers Shambles that left office with growth?And youth unemployment levels would suggest Tories making future generations pay heavily

Long-term unemployed people, how long did it take you to stop fearing that you could lose your job at any minute once you were reemployed?

You know you're unemployed when you can sit on the couch for 8 hours playing Half Life 2 and not even care :)

OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED AGAIN .. CATCH YA ON THE FLIPSIDE PREMIER SUPPLIES

@sixthformpoet: I'm not unemployed, I'm a recovering workaholic. @nicolefiasco woo !!

@iamnickye @FoodTruckFestNE That sounds like fun and I'm unemployed... when is it?

Some ppl have no concept of what customer service is... Or how easy it is to write a letter to corporate and have you unemployed ... Smh

If I was jobless, my parents still wouldnt put out for me as much as half of yalls parents do. Spoiled kids need to grow up!

CBO

16 tril in debt, CBO says 9 % unemployment, recession coming, but the important thing is what Akins said...

Obama Economic policies 8.3% unemployment Deficits of over a Trillion Dollars a year 50 Million people on Govt. assistance. #p2 #tcot”

For the first time in 3 years I am unemployed !

Almost wrapping it up in N Dakota now. The oil boom has really made this economy crazy! .2 percent unemployment. Itll be on my 3rd season of

Still nothing! What @govsambrownback are our state officials doing for those of us waiting to appeal unemployment!

Fellas, If ur girlfriend gets foodstamps, public housing & unemployment.. she is NOT your girlfriend She is OBAMAs girl....

My instagram has turned into a document of @JatieKeter's unemployment #bake #paint #nap #fun

Six people from South Florida charged with unemployment compensation fraud. Allegedly schemed the program of $10,000 each.

Seems like nothing I do makes my dad happy. Yeah, I'll just be another unemployed teen asking for money all the time yeah? Dickhead.

#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you aren't PHYSCO, JOBLESS, MEAN, LAZY... Add ons from my best fraaaan?! Haha #thebfflife #douchebag's

@abbeylavender the reality of a 20% unemployment rate tho the govt won't admit it. Smh

@BASEDGODSCHILD there's a jobless teenager for ya

What 2 men have done less for Women in America. Obama who has more women on unemployment then in the history of the USA.

#business Initial Jobless Claims Increase as Employers Slow Down on Hiring - ValueWalk #news

if ur chick is getting foodstamps, unemployment AND public housing... U r not a #BOSS You are NOT holding her down Ur just a hoe ass nigga.

#BlessObamasHeart: Because we need MORE unemployment and MORE national debt.

Dese fools just made me the Single Point of Accountability for a $200,000 project.... A jolting fear of unemployment just ran through me

Hi my name is Bri and I am severely unemployed... I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!

Watching Fung Shui videos online. #lowpoint #unemployed

@futura2015 @JOANC6 I love your voice and your accent.well done.Tell unemployment that you are a singer. Put it on our group FB.

@Gawker All questions on foreign policy , taxes , budgets , US economy , unemployment and all the other topics liberals hate talking allowed

@LeftyBollocks what backwards town do you live in where people still physically go to the Unemployment office?

#ImReallyGoodAt being jobless

GOI & Media: we removed poverty, castism, corruption, rapes, murders, unemployment, so now lets make twitter a better place #GOIBlocks#India

@Al_Merb @CarlyyJo @Brettfavreee Are you collecting unemployment? if so, you are buying the next rack with the money taxed from my check lol

@BarackObama Uh, with gas @ $4/gallon, weak economy, shrinking income & 20+ million unemployed, petrol consumption decreases. #Notprogress.

When u find a Facebook page that talks about relationships,love,sharing & romance,u know 4 sure that the admin is an unemployed female!#LOL

@TheNewDeal oops. Unemployment at 8.3, war in libya and afghan started, drones, he didnt kill bin laden and GM is going BANKRUPT silly.

@ShafferDC Credle is wrong & right. Unemployment for Black men is very high. One doesn't want to give another reason to be disqualified.

@FNTheFive unemployment rate when dubya was elected? 4.7% & WHEN HE LEFT, 9.3%! 'W' more than DOUBLED the debt fro 5 tril - 12t, FACTS liars

I know jobs are hard to find but I don't see how people who have a choice, stay unemployed.

unemployment

the day always meaningless cause the people always jobless :')

#QE3 = higher gas prices = higher unemployment = lower stock market. #FED knows this. @CNBC & #MSM apparently do not.

On the road to unemployment! #6morehours

my mom just signed up for unemployment. #poor

@JohnCleese I use your brilliant telephone skills course with my unemployed teenagers. To my dismay each week they think you are the KFC man

So how many students who voted for @BarackObama in 08 now are unemployed living with parents? #gop2012 #hope #YouGetWhatYouVotedFor

The UK today.. 2.5million unemployed, a no-growth economy, rail, energy, fuel and food price rises.. and young men coming home in body bags.

Globalization is Conspiracy/Treason=outsource->jobless->homeless->economic crisis->bailouts->rich own all Repeal&Prosecute Party

@Rican_Mami18 yeah it was dumb. But at least I got unemployment lol

@sjs129 How'd you find your job? I'm having a nervous breakdown about being jobless

#BlessObamasHeart He tried to help women, we'd like him to stop helping! Unemployment for black women is 13.3%

-#5000 will not resolve the unemployment situation in Nigeria.......we do not want it

Do I care what a naked prince looks like no I care about the economy and unemployment etc. Sorry SUN its old news now!

#Unemployed and it feels so good

My friends should just all be unemployed like I am so we can be together forever.

Ponder this! America elected a man because they liked him 4yrs later they still like him even when they are still jobless and broke

@ProgressPundit And that's been shown to be a lie over and over. MA had low unemployment to start with. Quit lying. @LiberallyLiving

Last paycheck. Straight to my bank account. I'm rich but not for long. #jobless

#BlessObamasHeart - 5,771,000 unemployed women in May 2012 number rising - so much for caring about women

@corrinrenee and I figured being unemployed and crazy as a shit house rat was MY punishment. Being unmarried is a BLESSING.

#BlessObamasHeart...ooops, can't get a job after Nov 6 UNEMPLOYMENT TOO HIGH!

#blessings prayer for those #unemployed needing #financial provision & #employment. God bring peace/provision in Jesus name. Amen.

@barackobama @whitehouse when I cast my vote on Nov. 6th it will be 4 our country, our economy, jobs, 1M women unemployed.

Graduating university in sept...den I'm officially gonna be unemployed. FACK! Lucky ting I got a plan and a goal! I aint no couch potato!

Who is saying dat rubbish?@BrendaSoEpic: -#5000 will not resolve the unemployment situation in Nigeria.......we do not want it

@thereal1nelly Feel u.i get unemployment now but I payed into my unemployment for 4 years in the marines corps. So I'm gettin mine.

If we had a 35 hour work week with 5 weeks of vacation, and retirement at 60.. Like France.. Unemployment would go down.

@FNTheFive @DanaPerino @AndreaTantaros @greggutfeld @ericbolling @TheJuanWilliams Unemployment wen W enterd WH, 4.7% when he left 9.3%! ULie

This week in Unemployment: Fred Durst and Rob Liefeld. Coincidence...? #fb

Visited unemployment office yesterday Not too surprised that 'staying at home and reading' still not regarded as a legitimate profession.