News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 1

I think I might curl my hair tomorrow. Just because I can #unemployed

Great news! MT @JoiningForces: First Lady: So far this year, the number of unemployed #veterans is nearly 20% lower than it was a year ago

@MichelleObama Another question why is there almost 1 million women unemployed since obama took office !

Lawd I got a job. I start tomorrow after almost a year of being unemployed. I may kms

@mykie I already am, and that's the problem. I'd rather have my current government money than the unemployment kind.

My mom said he head butt the girl he ain't gotta be unemployed too lls

#NoteToMyEx Being unemployed 4yrs & employed 3 months doesnt give me a reason to praise you

66% of unemployed young people can design a webpage,13% can use coding, and one in five can develop an app according to 02 research!

made @unemployed_alex & I swai with veggies for dinner #yums #happytweet

@andersoncooper ask Obama what he plan s to do to improve the economy. . Why gas prices are so high, why are so many Americans unemployed..

Unemployed #exclamationpoint

Finished yet another ellen hopkins book, left with chills and the desire to read more. #favoriteauthor

One benefit of being unemployed however is that I'm free to volunteer at Reading festival. I'm handing out free beer tomorrow. Come find me!

—I want someone equal I couldnt be unemployed running behind a billionare! #thatsjustme

@ariannahuff if when you called a company and a person would answer that would add enough jobs to lower unemployment by a few percent

@Holocryptic I'm a college student and unemployed as of this Friday since I start school in two weeks. Nuff said. Someday though.

Cooked lunch, watched a movie, got a haircut, time for a margarita! Oh how I love the Unemployed Gentlemen's Club.

@UN4Youth Did you know Over 1 million young people in the UK are unemployed?Barnet 360 wants to combat this and lower the figure. continued.

it's only been a week and a half since I been unemployed. it's been a broke ass week yall , i'm so damn happy

How can I even afford this like really. #jobless

I'M THE RICHEST UNEMPLOYED NIGGA YOU KNOW! ?

Good luck, unemployed. I think of you every day. #99ers

@Jovan333 Did you see those unemployment numbers? Top story: Michelle serves cabbage burgers. LOL!

FACT: #Democrats = Horrific economy, $8T deficit, $4.50 Gas, inflation, under/unemployment, housing crisis, $700+ billion Medicare theft NOW

“@SNOWMANCEE: I'M THE RICHEST UNEMPLOYED NIGGA YOU KNOW! ?”

Going to sell my Oboe. Should get at least 1 g for that. Lost unemployment fight.

“@SNOWMANCEE: I'M THE RICHEST UNEMPLOYED NIGGA YOU KNOW! ?” dats not cute u Betta get a job

I hate when people leech off welfare, screamed the white, unemployed 17 yr old while his mom cooked his dinner.

@amhill @MittRomney OR hel grow the economy to get the 15% unemployed/underemployed jobs so they can afford it themself you ignorant asshole

#StephanieCutterFacts Unemployment at 8.3 was just an MS-DOS reference, but Bush didn't get it.

@prfekrdumbrella come Nov lets give O his unemployment paperwork

..the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

@MilkenInstitute strike will make insert has made..#unemployment

@SASweetestTaboo But yeah, at least MAB is unemployed and can't do more damage. Thank you @SonyPictures & @CBSDaytime.

#StephanieCutterFacts Americans prefer high unemployment, they get to spend more time with family and don't have the stress of a job.

@JimPethokoukis 8% unemployment for Obama versus 8% GDP growth for Reagan? No, I think not.

#whatisworking You want to put the USA to Work? Then put the GOP on Unemployment

off the unemployment line..now a member of the @adaptbusconcept team

#StephanieCutterFacts Unemployment has bottomed out, nobody can get below 8%....Bush never averaged 5%

The best unemployment rate Obama has seen @Mattison was the day he went into office 7.6% #p2 tcot

@jeff_blackmon nope. I've been unemployed for 2 months. I got a youth pastor job

#Obama message: there are so many jobs now available people are paralyzed into unemployment by glut of opportunities. #StephanieCutterFacts

@MollyL My roommate stays home all day and collects unemployment and food stamps and plays video games while I slave away for the man

@denised58 Using it to get eyes off truly IMPORTANT issues - i.e., #debt & #unemployment - speaks volumes to the gullibility of the people.

Off work for three months with unemployment. I'm now getting paid to drink and play video games. This is also my envision of heaven.

@hblodget absurd.. Chem engineers are at a 4% unemployment rate.. And among the highest paid of all engineers

@AshGhebranious Very kind. They are likely all unemployed.

It is tough lesson to learn after sweating through about 200 economics books in fours, but nothing compare to the plight of the unemployed.

@andersoncooper meanwhile 8.3% unemployment. How bout keeping Obama honest about his promise of 6%< by now? #hackjob #yellowjournalism

I should enjoy this unemployment. Seeing as how I have three job interviews tomorrow.

I'm not even excited about my birthday. Unemployment is a binch mehn! I miss being a student.

People with their faces tatted

Welp I guess I'm officially unemployed??? :/

Unemployment has been above 8% for 42 months and over 23 million people are struggling for work. This is Pres. Obama’s imaginary recovery.

One more shift till I'm officially unemployed and I have my bosses computer in my basement, bahahahaha

@_ssilhouette @thevulva except not many people are going to want to rent their flats out to two unemployed teenagers, they have no clue

CBO states 9.1% unemployment if things keep going the direction it is heading... #LetsROLLAmerica #NObamaInNOvemeber #RomneyRyan2012

#StephanieCutterFacts unemployment over 8% for 42 months shows the economy is improving.

@MsAliC115 @bellapatriot I hear ya. My checks are so small I fell like I'm on a work release program. I collected large unemployment checks

Why do unemployed dudes always try to refer to themselves as a BOSS or say they own their own business?

@educationgovuk Barnet 360 is a pre employment programme for 18-24 year olds. We aim to combat youth unemployment and provide unique....

@ViceroyAU @markmggeyer To be better at being unemployed?

@Peter_Adams1 i'm gonna take that as #unemployed

I'm watching tv FOX to be precise and all I'm hearing is unemployment rate going up and so forth has anyone in the Obama administration

Never leave my haters unemployed, Keep a job for em

Obama Economic policies 8.3% unemployment Deficits of over a Trillion Dollars a year 50 Million people on Govt. assistance. #p2 #tcot

Anyone want to join me for surf tomorrow morning? Not too early, whenever #unemployed @lkilpatrick @BirdSwell @traceykthompson

If a trucking company or a school system operated like porn did, people would be unemployed and possibly in jail.

@lee_jayme @deathbysexy Unemployed and drinking Natty with the sun up. It's pretty obvious.

#DNCSlogans A: Gitmo, unemployment above 8% and Slow Joe. Q: What three things did Barack promise to rid us of? ...wait

@Obama2012 - Your strategy is to get your hands on Romney's tax returns, thinking stupidly that it will fix our economy, and unemployment.

@laurenrogers92 @sarahkateokeefe obvs swerve uni. swerve education and having a degree. Lets all be unemployed in New York, Yissssss.

@cjpetersen2012 He does. He's added jobs and lowered unemployment. And the housing market is recovering.

#IamARepublicanBecause I know Romney will create higher unemployment & Obama will lower it BUT HEY AT LEAST ROMNEY's NOT BLACK #tcot #ows

@d_l_miller @alysonleblanc Interested but how much are tickets? I have a hard time justifying going considering I've filed for unemployment

@DOcchio3048 I bet it is!! And only 80$ lucky you work man! #jobless #broke

wow...my mom is finally realizing that her unemployed boyfriend is a huge scumbag. the world might be ending

I can't fuck up my boss -___- then ill be unemployed Smfh

To those that say F the rich man. How would u eat with out their 70% contribution to your bank account via Foodstamps & unemployment

The #msm #obama propagandists completely ignored the #CBO's dire forecast of unemployment over 9% with #BHO's policies. #tcot #p2

*holds laff* sowee all will b well. @houseofbanks: I'm not even excitd abt my birthday Unemployment is a binch mehn! I miss being a student

@EdRobotham I wish I could do both! I'm unemployed now. Going to the big city tomorrow to chill!

Facebook processes over 500 terabytes of new data daily: 300 million photos uploaded and 2.7 billion LIKEs made by mostly unemployed teens !

@topher_d Not 1 single net new job in #Obama term. Unemployment supposed to be under 8% if we passed stimulus. What gives?#ObamaIsntWorking

They're pissed at Obama because the unemployment rate's at 8%... but it was at 9.1% last year...

Somebody name a marginally good Hispanic/Black leader, then tell me the unemployment, violence rate, school test scores, in their community

Obama shooting hoops with Jordan and Mello maybe someone should ask how he is going to solve Black Unemployment before handing over a check

bUT I GUESS THATS WHY IM UNEMPLOYED AND THEYRE MAKING MONEY

@tequkayla the nattie really completes the ambiance.

@grandmasf @zorbaugh @kateplusmy8 Real heroes or achievers would be a better choice than a has been unemployed celeb

Always love Avera. Officially unemployed

You guys don't get paid for tweeting? I bet you do, they're just sneaky about what the checks say. For example mine say unemployment.

White House announces new hiring push for veterans. As with anything out of Washington, I'll believe it when I see some employed vets.

@karsyn_leigh Cant be any worse then going from college tothe unemployed world. At least you have something to do #sobored #cantfindadamnjob

I can't wait for Friday evening to be unemployed...

#ClassSizeMatters put unemployed teachers to work!

@cjpetersen2012 if no jobs had been added...unemployment would have gone down. And no...its not under 8% yet...but he's not psychic.

juz finished my resume nd filed for unemployment...#tiredaf

States targeting Latinos have highest foreclosure filings & soon the highest unemployment - dont believe CNN bullshit blaming bank bailouts

@ashleeYAYA if you're unemployed you can apply for a Y scholarship to go for free haha im not joking