News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 23.08.12 Part 42

Hope ppl don't think I'm a jobless bum bc I'm with her in the middle of the day on a work day...

i've got a new job now on the unemployment line

@dmataconis probably not considering Reagan had all those pesky government jobs helping his unemployment number.

Is no longer an unemployed doley! #newsuitworks

@YouDooDoo really it sounds pretty kewl and no currently jobless now haha

@PrincssCharminG she's sick :o, lmaoo yuu guys are really jobless *ssssmh =))

Fact: The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.

#FixedItForYou @InjusticeFacts: Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%

@sugarCotyd more serious than unemployment? I'll wait..

I love how there is an unemployed* person in my household who can't even do small things like cutting the grass or doing the dishes, etc...

@d_bonacci oh no! Whos paying for that one? #unemployment #nomoney #cantaffordthat

@Cu_Diss u r crizly jobless

being unemployed got the worst in me :/

@MicherreH, come paint with me tonight! We can drink beer and talk about how I'm unemployed. #yay

Interview tips for the unemployed: 2. Use the word Paramount at some point during the interview. Its real meaning is of no importance.

@America_Young I'll be unemployed soon enough so plenty of time to play :)

course dems want to focus on akin talking about issues facing the country 8.3 unemployed 1.5 gdp $5 gas would be akin 2 political suicide

@Katjee_kanoa smh, I never understand this show, sa how do those unemployed ladies relate to the other rich ones?

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@NawNOT_Dee Unemployed ass

im satisfied that im contributing to the unemployment population #lifegoals

Now look I'm not saying its cool to be broke but some people who I know personally and are good people are unemployed

Ryan's: prisons, border control, education, FBI, courts, embassies, IRS, FEMA, housing, student loans, roads, unemployment ins. cut by 80%

@TheDemocrats -Economy still sucks -Unemployment >8% -Poverty rate soaring -$16trillion in debt -Massive deficits -No improvement in sight

@_jdao times like this, if I was an unemployed female, I wouldn't hesitate to strip if I had the body lol. Kudos to the females that don't

with the passage of this stimulus package is to create jobs and help the unemployed & grow the economy - @PaulRyanVP

@AndyAhnJr @TheMorningSpew @ChrisLoesch I'm not unemployed, I'm busy working to support your beloved government workers who make MORE money.

Ke dumalana le wena!! @SibsMacd: Internship

@smileyt22 There are more unemployed people than there were when Barack Obama was inaugurated. You have a right to support him anyway.

If invested more in the quality of education then we wouldn't have high rates of unemployment and poverty would decline

I hate lazy ass unemployed people.

The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by Israel.#cnn

Applications for US Unemployment Aid up... - ABC News: USA TODAYApplications for US Unemployment Aid up...ABC NewsThe number of peopl...

getting out of bed after 1. #unemployed #thegooddays

Only 6 hours left separating me and unemployment #mixedfeelings

#Obamasgot99problemsand the youth #underemployment and #unemployment is one of them. #tcot #RNC2012 #teaparty

It's just hit me, I'm now jobless ... Therefore no money for unnecessary items such as alcohol. Boo hoo.

@Illiberalality More than twice as many willfully unemployed are for Obama than Romney.

@OaklandElle @geoffwking @TheWinnower @thomas_peele Maybe Geoff's gas mask makes him look like a cop. Mine? More like an unemployed cop.

States are now collecting interest from employers on the money they've borrowed from Washington to pay unemployment claims. #RomneyRyan2012

@spughetti naw some younger girl, girl was literally screaming something about unemployment and kept saying the fuck word

NBC story : New jobless claims take surprise jump. Should we applaud them for finally reporting facts or smack them for the faux-surprise?

@Mike_Gennaro @madisanto @asalt0 @austanga REUNION! The best thing about being unemployed is that i can do anything!

@mindovertime_ i'm fucking unemployed and i wouldnt even drink it

The life event doesn't take you out, but your response to it can. #jobhunt #Unemployment #Resume #diagnosis

@ClaytonAJ coolbeans. Shame, now you've left so many people jobless...almost like this Lonmin thing

Loool where are all those jobless twitfighters?!!! Please I need entertainment ?? Boredom!!

On DWS at 12:30: New unemployment numbers are out for Champaign-Urbana.

I have so much time off during the normal work week, sometimes I feel like i'm unemployed

@cratliff63 sorry, @unemployed_alex & I can't help it :/

Im officially jobless but it's cool I'll bounce right back

@Ya_Libnan bcos the insurgents r bunch of terror groups,such as Alqaida, Jobless turkish&Afghan&so on.Hezbollah support the legality #Syria

North Dakota really has 3.0% unemployment though...

@TeamBachmann @mncd6gop #unemployed

@BloombergNews: #US jobless claims rose by 4,000 for a second week to 372,000, showing little progress in labor market

Romney'sRyan: Cash strapped States would reduce employment worsening unemployment. But not if you vote democratic.

So mum said am jobless like its not already obvious na today

@bethanytafelski I can't :( I'm cleaning the house today and currently unemployed lol what about tomorrow

Think of Corruption,Riots,Poverty,Unemployment,IllegalImmigration,Scams,MinorityAppeasement and Congress is HERE ! #CongressHataoDeshBachao

Sucks for u bruh. I'm basically at work in my drawls looking at my computer screen.- A soon to be unemployed negro. Lmao

Sigh. Applications in at Toys R Us, Best Buy, JCPenney, Target…gotta love unemployment.

Just asked my boss to fire me so I can collect unemployment and not work and he's still laughing :/

@Thirtyist Plenty of time for this (and Akin) to get back burnered. I truly believe October unemployment determines this years winner.

joined the unemployed club #cyaaaa

@markhmasters Arrogance will get you nowhere Bettman. And it'll get you to the front of the Unemployment line

hard unemployed week with @daniellevano #seadooing #tubing #hellochicken

@DRUDGE_REPORT Hmmm 50% that's about what the unemployment rate is for teens graduating from high school - oh yes, and they can vote now

At the unemployment office / work force

I got laid off its okay though because I want to be on unemployment thanks @BarackObama for making it that appealing of an option...

@SibsMacd: Internship

You don't have to tell me that you're an aspiring photographer, just say that you're unemployed.

- The Way You Say My Name Makes It Seem Like Im That Bitch

It's an unemployed man&woman sittin at home while their kid is at a daycare on a voucher, saying I aint flipping no burgers. Huh?!

@Mikayyylaaa good you should! And you can get unemployment too!

@k_krysta @Mr_NotS0Perfect @LacyFrknCarol @Demi0805 sounds nice. But you guys keep forgetting I'm a broke jobless bitch now! Lol

@MittRomney Mr Romney, the key for the swing vote. Unemployed, perhaps by some action direct or not, not enough room sending email. Tell ...

“@FlashAmorosos it really seems more beneficial to be unemployed sometimes. Damn they make it hard for a working class citizen out here, wtf

my bad day better not continue at work. i will be one more unemployed nigga.

“@Ron_Christie: @chrisswartout Really? Average unemployment rate for 8yrs of Bush term was 5.2% If you think 8.3% is progress....#tcot

@mmfa -Economy still sucks -Unemployment >8% -Poverty rate soaring -$16trillion in debt -Massive deficits -No improvement in sight

Van Persie says the Arsenal trophy cabinet is in a bad state now. Apparently its like the cobwebs in the pussy of an unemployed prostitute

Jobless #somuchmetime #relaxing

I hate being unemployed. Jobs are sooooooo scarce.

Unemployed people live a better life then me they can fuck all day get high and watch tv I'm sitting at a desk talking to y'all niggas bored

If your jobless there's nothing like getting up and looking for something! Hard work pays off so don't get lazy!

:p :p @Ms_chic: Loool where are all those jobless twitfighters?!!! Please I need entertainment ?? Boredom!!

$TNX (10 year US treasury yield) climb last month to 200 DMA and reverse course on climbing US jobless claims and Fed minutes

@_unwashedmasses love how the majority that actually say things like that are all lazy unemployed wanks!

@Whitney_Jada_CP my unemployment was denied last yr..

@HEADLESSGANG College students cannot afford another four years of Obama. 50% under or unemployment for them as a group.

Gonna get outta the habit of saying I don't feel like going to work, cuz I was jobless for so long! #grateful!!....

Me caring doesn't min I am Jobless

@InjusticeFacts: The Israeli unemployment rate is 6.4%, while#Gaza has a 40% unemployment rate due to being choked off by#Israel.#OWS_NEWS

@Debbienu Well, I have a ton of free time as I'm a jobless bum...so call maybe *breaks off into song*

@landx I'm gud O! Although I'm quite jobless and bored. Kilon poppin?

@johnroygagalac Normal na yun. Hahaha. Congrats madame dame din kayo! :) welcome to the world of unemployment!

After four years of Obama unemployment is 8.3% @MikeBates MT and Obama says We tried Our Plan, and it Worked #tcot #inyhbt

I'm only excited about classes starting because I'm unemployed and sick of wasting my days.

@baz5purs I used to work, now am jobless lol! but still young:D

@BBCStephanie Doesn't unemployment usually lag behind the GDP curve? Why shouldn't it lag behind a second dip?