News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 45

Raised our unemployment rate to 8.3%? #ObamaDidThat

If it wasn't for detox I'd be jobless lol

fuck life at the moment, parents are pissing me off so much about getting a pissing job! any ideas? #cunt#jobless #motivation#confidence

@CartoonistLuke @heddahfeddah @RichHovorka Have to say, I'd be more in favor if it were fundraising for almost unemployed archivists. :(

I am soooo jobless

Today we've got average weekly earnings data for May, Wesfamers' full-year results & US housing figures & jobless claims for July #ausbiz

Being reading dem tweets since... Boys are jobless sha.. Ahn ahn.. Am disappointed

Just made a telemarketer scream the word fuck 7 times and i promised to buy what they were selling. I hung up. #unemployment #nosale #sucker

@pcsavage soldiers moving every two years, so most don't hav housing to return to,going back to areas of high unemployment so no hope v jobs

There's no reason for anyone that's unemployed with no bills to be on the Internet! Get off and go do the dishes or some shit

Seriously, I'm not worried be alone on single's day, but i'm very worried be unemployed after one year of my graduate...

@BrewerPug The problem is drugs work. For many, last year of your contract, if you use, you could make $20 mil and if you don't, unemployed

@lifehacker unemployment haha I kid. budgeting can help though. Visualising something you want to save up for when craving strike.

@AdamSmithsHand I guess Obama should have never promised his stimulus scam would keep unemployment below 8% then. @TheMorningSpew

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I heard someone mention black Friday recently, and I swear I caught a small buzz.

@jamesbryantrec @jreedmp @mocktheleft still miles wrong. How about you add in all the other benefits the unemployed get on top of JS

@luigicannoli @JLin7 I think you are unemployment cuz you seems to have alot of times sitting in front of computer bashing everyone.

now that I'm half unemployed.. who's taking me shopping?

@MadameNBA We will soon again, unemployment kinda stopped us. but I'm getting ready for the relaunch & I want to build my stable.

@x_OhMyPattz_x @PandaBeffi Well if it all goes to pot, I'll see you in the unemployment line!

Also, as of now, I am officially unemployed.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga….But I'm still unemployed

If America would raise min wage to over $10 it would eliminate unemployment for good. #thinkaboutit

@iamjose_ jobless lil m'fers.. Nearly scared the love of my fone outta me

daily reminder to self that you are still unemployed and essentially the worst

#ILostRespect for SA Media when every Sunday I was reading about Kenny Kunene eating sushi off women instead of unemployment and crime plans

Jack White doing secret show at City Laundry on NW 14th I guess. 4:30. Oh, to be unemployed again.

@FreakinDAsheats shit i gota hit the unemployment office

punched your bitch in the mouth .. now she's unemployed. that means no blowjobs ..

@_DeeAee whenever I'm jobless lOl.

So this man at Walmart asked for my # I told him that I don't give my # out but he can give me his.. That mf broke out & said I'm unemployed

You Work? I'm A Model That Sounds Like Unemployed To Me

@IamAideenBoyle well sure i dont have one and im not wile messed up like? Unemployed and all that aye but i consider myself a normal being

@xox_maria lool I know im joking Im just bitter cuz im jobless :$

Me nd @oredolZz_bj #sigh jobless bastards....

I'm here trying to convince myself I really need to go away for New years yet I'm unemployed smdh

Yull never catch m jobless tho

How could you be unemployed and have the opportunity to get paid to take care of your own mom and still not take it??..do my gma dirt smfh

No, actually tonight I'm gonna trade that fucking unemployment data and that Philly Fed bullshit and then call it quits if I'm net up.

@JoJoLeen21 @romans612 @alexandriazam @tark31 we also aren't making up 42 consecutive months of 8%+ unemployment. That's a pathetic record.

I need to print out all my sea world & Aquatica tickets before they cut my account off! #unemployed

Sir your unemployment ain't my problem

Unemployed? Not if you count how I work it.

@ryanpitts @kategardiner Luckily, my unemployment is deliberate. :)

Mufuckas stay filling out applications that doesn't fit their experience and they wonder why they're still #unemployed.

I Gotta Get A Job.. Im Embarrassed To Tell Chicks Im Jobless...

@Blueberryxox now you are jobless right? :D WhatsApp me. I need a huge help

@AndaChola: I need to print out all my sea world & Aquatica tickets before they cut my account off! #unemployed *give them to Zach :)

“@_NellyFurtado1: Yull never catch m jobless tho”real shit on my grind

@marisachomps apply for unemployment lol jk dont

So.. it looks like I am jobless, best get the cv completed sooooooon.

Vote for Romney. See an end to: 40-hour Work Week, Weekends, Social Security, Unemployment Insurance, Medicare, & hope for a Federal Surplus

@Kirk_2036 Outsourcing is not loving America.Too many people unemployed,lost retirements because of #Romney type of business practices

i was unemployed for less than a month and that shit was horrible lol.

When you grow a beard people think a) you went back to school b) you’re on holidays c) you’re living the bachelor life d) you’re unemployed

South Korean unemployment rate falls unexpectedly

@skinnylord Jus jobless minds,dis is like 4th time dis rumour is spreadin

It's always great the night before results day you get unemployment people tweeting you

Romney is the BAIN of many unemployed ppl's existence..meaning, his vulture capitalism put them where they are.

Obama could say we should balance budget 3-5 years after unemployment back to normal. This would change the debate.

Only 4 days into my 2 weeks off and I already dreading going back, being unemployed again is soooo tempting

Wen ur nt an illiterate,sm jobless peeps wil sit n compose senseless msgs n u'd bliv.pls dnt only switch ur fone off,remove d battery3

@RonPaulsVoice Without Pax Americana American Unemployment will be higher. Look at post-colonial Britain.

@boycottworkfare @cvonruhland Also another ploy by #DWP to fix the unemployment figures #workfare

#TCOT Stop and thank an HR person. Lazy #OWS / #P2 think they just get #Unemployment when they're fired. HR can get them disqualified

Some people can be so jobless.

Being unemployed is proper starting to fuck me off. Why will nobody hire me? I'm a fucking catch.

I don't judge a nigga if he got a job or not but he proved that he was broke af! I know a lot of mfs unemployed wit a phone & hustle smh

@sweething60 I have been sooooooooooooooo idle! Completely jobless cause I am meant to be on holiday!

Did nothing but watch Firefly all day. This whole being unemployed thing was fun for about two days.

S/O to the baby mommas who be wearing red bottoms but can't buy fucking Similac and the baby daddy's who just coped the new jays but jobless

industrialize marijuana. Unemployed potheads will apply for factory jobs at our hydroponic plants just for the discount! #mycampaignpromise

@louisee182 tell that to my jobless ass.

1 in 5 Greeks are now unemployed including half of all young people. Athens Homeless Foundation serves 1200 meals/day to Greeks & migrants.

“@DBurynuik: “@joelylun: Anyone have the day off tomorrow or?” Sure do, more days off than I know what to do with #unemployed” me too!

Smh idk how niggas live unemployed beggin their mom for $50

@penowski @paulryanvp 5.2 trillion new debt? 8.2% unemployment? Communists in the Whitehouse (Van Jones)?

@SteveBoese more unemployment on the horizon

Everybody whos a jobless nigga better get on what i just re-tweeted!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unemployment, Sky High! Gas, Record High! Ground Beef? All Time High! President? Worst one in American History. Throw Obama to the curb!

@Makeitplain SickOfCheap shots by the RW that people should take advantage of a system they pay into b it #Medicare or #Unemployment #p2

I will soon be unemployed.

@Herbert_faze @jisantos ha thanks H! i was an unemployed traveler for a few months. doing sales at box, b2b. what's new?

@DQC @IngrahamAngle I agree 100%!! Regardless of 40% unemployment, worse race relations, Black Folk still love him! Curious!

@jhank86 yeah I think an unemployed guy tweeting about Footloose on a Wednesday afternoon pretty much says it all. #classifieds

Kind of a strange (but in a good way?) feeling to be unemployed for the next few days. Ready for next chapter. :)

I was unemployed all summer but now they wanna throw jobs at me left and right

@PrimeBane Im a teacher (currently unemployed as I may currently be) I have at least a few more weeks of doing nothing. So Im happy at home

Guys like @coltford think all haters are unemployed and live with parents. No wonder their fans are all so deluded.

#ObamaBannedDebateSubjects What is your plan to solve the 8.3% unemployment rate? #tcot #teaparty #obamafail #war

@FransiscaDev haha! No no. He's a friend that is unemployed and is willing to drive us anywhere anytime. I just have to pay for his meal lol

this #jobless makes me become stress

Cldnt find my sketch sheet plus measuremnts note.....jobless 4 d nyt *yawns* dz peeps go ring my fone die

#PaulRyan #PathToProsperity means millions of avoidable US deaths over time- old, sick, poor, disabled, handicapped, women, jobless #OWS

another drop in unemployment a further suggestion that our economy is stronger than #gdp figures suggest.

In Niagara now to meet with PC Caucus. Will discuss solutions to 600,000 unemployed, high energy rates, reckless spending #onpoli #pcpo

Obama is a true politician. Shocks me how people especially unemployed and under employed don't hold him accountable. Dumb

I Work Hard I'm A Workaholic You Niggas Jobless Aint Doing Shit But Sitting Wishing You Could Stand

I promise to feed the hungry, job the unemployed, and get Lindsay Lohan a personal driver. #mycampaignpromise