News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 39

@JtlAbe go nd sleep joor_ur jobless!

Wish my unemployed neighbours would shut up or take their conversation inside! #SomePeopleHaveToGetUpInTheMorning

Unemployment sucks ass

@ChrisRInDenver : #LiberalDictionary : Job: (see unemployment)

@TheOnlyReed yep cause that unemployment is printed money, you would rather have people working than extending benefits

@lauracaprara bars would be overrun by huge #s of Dutch people, and unemployed people. they'd go broke. (trust me, i'm both Dutch and poor.)

I think I need a job. Highly considering it. #jobless

Iono Y a jobless Muu'fucka wld go nd dig up sme cosmic ray story since 2007 nd start Bcing it around

Delighted with the unemployment figures today. The total number of people claiming jobseekers is down. Excellent progress!

@iamchyohmar dnt mind d jobless pple

@akafredski unemployment is #notswag. money is.

Tories & Lib Dems are failing young people. Youth unemployment in Derby North is 333% higher than this time last year.

1 jobless fool will just wake up one morning n decide 2 invent stupid txts n bcs.. Cosmic ray korr, muka ray ni

@cardiffwolf still 2.5m unemployed - amateurs. Now trying to screw up the rail network with negligent purchasing decisions

I can deal with someones stinky feet to a certain degree. I can't deal with someones jobless stinky feet

her sisters are 2 of the hottest women in the world but she's fat...and she's married to an NBA player but he's god awful and unemployed

@Gkelly20 your boy is out saying Romney killed spouses of employees of Bain investments to distract you from 17% unemployment in 18-29 demo.

So my boss puts a add in the paper that we are hiring & ppl come scattering in like roaches Smh. Never seen so many jobless ppl in my life.

@realdonaldtrump Weiner, unemployed, and Abedin move to $3.3m Manhattan apartment.

The life of the unemployed @alexgrace3 ? t.co/XM2ssGGs

@kietchayrox @JLin7 If I say something you don't like, I am jobless? Your logic is motherfucking. Your sorry mother gave birth to you.

@AmWhalker , ur jobless.. u twart

I dnt kwn y pple cnt mind dir business,jobless fools!

I might b late but seems the roles have been reversed... Owens got a job and chad jobless

@nazroll haha nowhere yet ^^

Unemployment figures down!! Not really - People giving up trying to claim as too difficult/messy and lot work few hours a week.

@prodigy986 am wit u bro. People have gone rily jobless and stupid

According to my newsfeed Titanic is playing on television... & I'm at work. Can't wait to be an unemployed citizen again after this Saturday

unemployed and watching sex, lies and rinsing guys, #takingnotes

@Adam_Gemili adam, i've got so many qualifications plus 8 years voluntary experience but i still cant be employed. 10yrs unemployed now. :(

Don't Roof Rack Me, Bro. Hey remember when Devo was relevant? Me neither. Unemployment is 8.3%

“@pollingj: According to Newsnight the Noded types of businesses are growing and have done the most to reduce the jobless figures.”

Its tew la8 tew insult o @ms_yasmino: I dnt kwn y pple cnt mind dir business,jobless fools!

@jackcafferty I would like to encourage everyone to google unemployment by year. You can find who had the highest and make a wise decision.

@curt194 fine stay unemployed then :p

@artsyhonker @John_Gillibrand 'work experience' or 'work placement' on #workfare is counted as 'training' & thus not unemployed.

GOV think tank unemployment figures? are down,are up, good ,not so good i think,some started work some didnt i think, it looks ok i think.

@ginandting Unemployment? How, when?

I got Extra hours

@paulmasonnews why didn't #Newsnight bother interviewing anybody from our front bench Paul. Unemployment well up in the North!

@HannahBegley you are my idol #needmoney #unemployed

@USAHipster @JoeDunn8 @Chris_1791 Getting youth vote @romney_ryan bc now they grad frm College &need to work. Unemployment at 8.3% or worse

#ObamaSodaNames Monster Unemployment

There may very well be a high percentage of unemployed people, but finding an employee is hard work!

Economists puzzled why unemployment dropping but output remaining flat? They're all ex-public sector staff so they take longer to do things.

@boycottworkfare I'm confused. Why on earth do you think you should be paid for doing nothing? Thought the unemployed 'want to work'?

@garbosj @th14Renato Eggs on this unemployed journalist's face. He was full of it back in June.

@alex_riveiro Well I am unemployed so.. that's how all my days are at the moment. :p

My unemployed ass always in somebody mall

Don't mind don't jobless dumb ass motherfuckers! @DamiDidItOnEm: So now cosmic ray is coming from mars? Olrai

@RyanMercer94 them we can piss Ben off because he's unemployed

good morning jobless.keep fighting!!

@BambiWongg nah he unemployed cuz he tryna be an R&B singer but he 39

@whitehouse @USCIS yes, please give jobs to illegals. Wonder if we would have unemployment w/secure borders. Obama, u r killing the country.

#ITVNews top story: Prince Phillip has a bladder infection. Other news: horrible massacre in Syria. Soaring youth unemployment. #priorities

@Black_Stunna its too irritating .Some jobless person decided to broadcast rubbish out of boredom and now I'M d one suffering it?? Dafuq??!!

@artsyhonker @John_Gillibrand Thus #workfare victims in those cases are on 'Training Allowance' not JSA & not counted as unemployed

I was unemployed for the first four months of the season... no day game perfect games. Third week into new job and blamo!

The true story about a respected family man who has it all, then self-destructs following two inexplicable years of unemployment.

Honestly can't understand the people with no ambitions, that put no effort in.. BENEFITS AND UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT COOL! grow da fuck up.

@beth_buckingham deallll ha I was in Spain but I quit I'm now unemployed and eligible for the dole #woop

@themichaelowen How jobless CAN YOU GET!!???

I feel sorry for the 85 employees at whites who are now unemployed

@Obama2012 #obama Obama's plan has done nothing but raise the deficit, unemployment and poverty. Great

4 years Obama give us hope and dream gas price drop ,unemployment drop , food price drop , health care drop .... #cnn #foxnews #nbc #abc

This is not u speaking to nyt u sounding bitter wa evr it is jst tk hrt@ms_yasmino: I dnt kwn y pple cnt mind dir business,jobless fools!

I love money too much to be JOBLESS!

Update: Broken laptop, unemployed and going to live at home and travel to college everyday #notlookingupmillhouse

#11at7 CATO said if illegals in ga were not working our unemployment would go down to below 2%.

One of those days where you don't have any reason to leave the house. JUST KIDDING THAT'S EVERYDAY #unemployment

@BarackObama Mr. President, respectfully and honestly what have you done to improve the economy? In my case the unemployment rate?

this nigga said its his day off he's unemployed!!!! #haha #smh #wtf

@artsyhonker @John_Gillibrand The number of fiddles the #DWP do over unemployment figures make the figures totally meaningless #workfare

One jobless fool will just wake up one morning n decide 2 invent stupid txts n bcs.. Cosmic ray korr, muka ray ni

My Mum said I could be anything so I became an unemployed and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and a prejudice for day light.

My mom finally got a job after 2 years of unemployment!! #thanktheLord #loveyoumom

@SamSussex Still almost 1 million youth unemployed,still higher jobless than May 2010,Double dip recession,record trade deficit last month

One jobless mad man will just decide to send useless bc's

motherfucker couldve at least fired me before 5 since thats when the unemployment office closes

@juuuliaguliaaa now your a jobless hippy with no friends

State Gains Jobs Even As Unemployment Rate Ticks Up · OPB News

@Jessiiebabyyy i quit mine today so im back to being #unemployed but no more assholes on the phone all day :)

Alright putting an offer out there for unemployed tech gurus. Teach me how to use ALL of the features on the Samsung S3 & you get paid.

@FoREVer_Carlie Or an unemployed one...

@Uppo1963 @lastquango No. Unemployment is falling, inflation is now. It is only a matter to time before this turns into growth

Am so jobless

going job hunting tmrw , im over being jobless ..

Being jobless. I don't know how people do it.

Unemployment creates despair, lost value, lost lives, lost souls. That's why private sector jobs must be job #1 for Prez. Not abstract.

Welp I guess I'm jobless #ohhwell

@thyworh_Bee all na handiwork of jobless pple frm Bc- land

Iain Duncan Smith gloats over fall in unemployment. Tell us in 6 months time when the Olympic bounce flattens and triple dip recession looms

Obama wants to buy your vote for #2200dollars Who cares if won't help the economy or reduce unemployment.

@sallysolihull Aye, equal ops, unemployment for all-I think I read that some factories are being sold and the employees might lose their

@Uju_SO. Don't mind what jobless ppl do or say! U shd rili choose ur fwendz!

FOUR BLISSFUL JOBLESS DAYS AHEAD OF ME! # freedom

at a certain age its just not ok 2 b unemployed

#mycampaignpromise Get rid of all the child molesting pedophiles and rapeists so that their jobs go to the unemployed.

I was only unemployed for 2 1/2 months and I cried about having a job for at least a month straight.

@LuckySeven30 Many people who followed that blueprint, are broke and jobless...I didnt, and are neither...What about the young soul who d...