News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 40

@RyVCA um I thought you were unemployed. And you can drink on your breaks? #mustbenice

#ObamaBannedDebateSubjects The economy, unemployment, college records, the rising debt and deficit, Guantanamo, Fast and Furious, etc. #p2

Why you keep playing the lottery: We all know the odds. But broke, unemployed, unhappy or all three -- six numbers have the power to ...

So what do you do for work? I'm unemployed yeahh #YouAintDatingMyDaughter

@QuanAintShit I'm unemployed

@marabout40 @eclecticbrotha @christimtl Fineman and Halperin shld be jobless

nil growth, low exports,high unemployment,etc,the GOV has dug a very deep hole in the economy,there spokesman say the are looking into it.

I feel a rant coming on... You ever feel like you work all the time doing overtime n that but there's unemployed bangers better off?

I just had lekker Khayelitsha Cookies, made by previously unemployed Ladies

@laurenmichaels you can call him unemployed

Tom Perez, Unemployed Veteran, Becomes Employer With Meineke Car Care Center Franchise: Tom Perez didn't expect to have any problem f...

Unemployment drop exposed! Unemployed asked to work in Charity shops for two hrs per week,And they are no longer Unemployed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why ok for Speaker and his cronies to say unshackle on tv but its racist when VP does. Congress should get unemployment the way they work.

With so much Media on how Obama is disliked by most Vets, and the unemployed and people as a whole, where is he getting Votes from.?

@carlos130791 nah it's on the list of things to watch...I'm sure I'll find time now unemployment has kicked in!

@elizabethjarrat NO !!!!! I'm unemployed remember !!!!!!! I have to deliver leaflets for him #bore

@Sharonavraham totally agree. Real unemployment hidden by part time work & self employment status due to #doublediprecession #madeinNo10

Cosmic rays b pursuin me errwhr... Bbm, wats app, sms... Haba na evryday rays 4rm mars dey reash earth? Jobless ppu

I love when people refer to being unemployed as between jobs. I laugh condescendingly every time. Hehe.

The only thing i miss about being unemployed is the 14 hours of sleep! I am struggling to adapt to the 6am alarm! :(

@Mancman10 unemployment is falling, a sign that businesses are investing. This is a clear economic indication that growth is on its way

Why you keep playing the lottery: We all know the odds. But broke, unemployed, unhappy or all three -- six numbers have the powe... #TFB

@Godally I still do think Ezra is A tho. Remember when he bought Aria that expensive camera? He's been unemployed for months and would be

Dey jobless!@ada_Akin: What's this rumour going around about switching off phones tonight from 12am to 4am?

Jobless? #bitch I might be!

@Mancman10 youth unemployment started raising under labour. It has peaked and will fall as more jobs as created

I think I'm officially the housewife of my apartment #jobless #alwayscleaning @KDanceKidd @EricaDMattingly

Some jobless bastards will just be composin BC abt cosmic rays u r very dull if u even re-broadcast d message

Mentioned the word unemployment earlier in a tweet and now have 16 tweets from automated twitters telling me they have a job for me

Profile Defenders Why you keep playing the lottery: We all know the odds. But broke, unemployed, unhappy or all t... Best Reputation Co.

@SamSussex Sam in half the country today Unemployment went up not down,look into the figures,The London fall is due to Olympics

I remember being unemployed quit well. This would be about mid way through my day.

@Mancman10 compared with many EU countries we have a very low youth unemployment

(Part 2) Or u could find urself in jail & shamefully unemployed [4 headbuttin a bitch

@LabourSaleMoor @Sharonavraham why sloganise hope unemployment continues to come down

@boycottworkfare 1000 suicides linkes to unemployment benefits regime.

Being unemployed is f@@king S@@t

Az in!!!@biola_flames: @thyworh_Bee all na handiwork of jobless pple frm Bc- land

@KarlTurnerMP @paulmasonnews thanks for replying, how many are there on WorkFare receiving benefits but not officially 'unemployed'?

So a perfect game was being thrown while I was working... Another reason to be unemployed #missingout haha!

I would pass a law requiring people to have jobs, and FINE THEM if they become unemployed. #mycampaignpromise. That's how this works, right?

find it worrying that the experts clearly do not know how to make sense of the unemployment figures.

When ppl brag about collecting unemployment for a year... Go fuck yourself

Poor economy with high unemployment but they can afford fireworks #eubailout #spain

Unemployment figures being manipulated, Kate Bush in the top ten we really are living in the 80's

@mrlebar_05: Dey jobless!@ada_Akin: What's this rumour going around about switching off phones tonight from 12am to 4am?Veryyy jobless

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she wasn't fucking with him when he was jobless.

Pls don't send me stupid bc...if u r jobless,beta go nd die3-|

#SHOUTOUT The jobless

The #media cant understand why #unemployment has fallen ! I know why ....Jobcentre staff have to stop benefits for 3 people each every day !

#SHOUTOUT To the unemployed

The jobless one gets to go t d market! N we all know who that is.......

Tell em o @AmieyDee: Cosmic rays b pursuin me errwhr... Bbm, wats app, sms... Haba na evryday rays 4rm mars dey reash earth? Jobless ppu

Cosmic rays my ass!!!! Mtcheew ppl r just jobless its repulsive

@ginandting Well decisived. I hope the unemployment is short, unless you want it to be long.

@BarackObama No I am Not Back At Work...I have been treated unjust...i am unemployed on your watch...

Glad I decided to put my future off when I was younger so I could be miserable when I grew up. #unemployed #inexperienced #fuckeverything

If U R a white middleclass #jobless #whiteman don't think voting #republican will make U different from non-white #Middleclass jobless #tcot

@realistic_view Look at the numbers. Since stimulus was enacted, unemployment has gone down, GDP has gone up. Prob is it was too small

I will cut unemployment in half by outlawing English majors. #mycampaignpromise

I never thought it would feel this good to be unemployed again

@adukee_ .. Wow.. Some ppl must be really jobless then!

@PrintingPages @JeremyJacobs @eileenspeaker Govt are always *fixing* something or other. Not my Dads broken loo seat though! Re unemployment

Stupid it is. @Gaza_Gear: Stupid not jobless @Gleydey: You're all jobless. @Gaza_Gear: Disney @sleem_kheed: Kim kardashian@BLAQKEED:

I just had lekker Khayelitsha Cookies courtesy of the previously unemployed Ladies of

But still I'm unemployed

You know what's annoying?? Unemployment. #Fact

Just under 4 hours and I'm unemployed #WOOOOHOOO #tilmondayanyways

@dandibley @DamonBruce Does this mean that the Melkmen and Melkmaids are eligible for Unemployment?

The unemployment rate for men is 8.4%. For married men, it's 4.9%.

idk why jobless pple spread stupid rumours cosmic rays ke

@SeanGadsby your banter keeps me entertained during my unemployment.. Cheers!

Hilarious... unemployment down... output down... How? British workers are working less...

#MyCampaignPromise - I would lower the unemployment rate at least a point by mandating a 2 minute delay on tweets.

If only these jobless Nigerians used their brains to come up with stuff better than 'cosmic rays'...smh

@JordanVilums I will buy peppy pig world to bribe her not it support your jobless scum #jobcentrequeue

@CTVMontreal young quebecers work harder? What work?#20%unemployed

I am going to miss working with those crazy people at duffers, but I am glad to be done! #unemployed

@benmaller Just heard that the Melkmen and Melkmaids filed for Unemployment

@BarackObama Go back to 4.5% unemployment and a growing GDP...I think I could live with that.

I Tell everyone I'm unemployed down here cause if they even.think u WASH TOILETS they.want a hand out! Big fat negative myyout

@RtHonJon You’re scraping the barrel as usual Jon. Unemployment’s up across the region & UK wide youth unemployment is scandalously high

White women like black men even though they know we unemployed and ain't shit. That's why we cheat on y'all with them

@JordanCatlow Idk how to, forever proper jobless

GDP is stagnant, real unemployment is at 12%, #GM owes us 42 Billion, Household income down $4300 -- We are Rocking the economy! @Sherap_

I just had lekker Khayelitsha Cookies, courtesy of the previously unemployed Ladies of Khayelitsha... made

No matter who we elect our country will always have poor ppl, unemployed ppl, uneducated ppl and we will ALWAYS be in debt. #thatslife

is it bad that I am happy that I am Now officially unemployed

Can't believe its actually @natzybee last shift tomorrow hahahha. #unemployed

So will adding all these illegals to unemployment rolls increase the unemployment rate? #tcot #p2

Being unemployed in the summer is the best time #CaliLove ?

Washington DC unemployment rate past 4 years-below 3%. Lobbyist are doing well. Need to shrink the power and influence of Washington DC.

@I_am_KenBarlow I'm unemployed

The way you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga, but im still unemployed

Officially unemployed!!! Let's get weird

Cosmic ray ko, muka ray nii.. jobleSs peOple..... Hian!

@LabourSaleMoor @sharonavraham If you are self employed you are realy unemployed ?Interesting

Okay. CBB is basically for jobless people. I would rather stick pins in my eyes than watch such crap.

Jobless pple nd der bcs on bbm*Hian

TF abt ray? @dayoice: Jobless pple nd der bcs on bbm*Hian