News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 28

being real is a full time job and I don't know what unemployment feels like.

Stay in your parents insurance until 26, opened grants for unemployed to go back to school, healthcare for everyone...Obama 2012 man!

Hahaha poor MelkMaids, seems like they're jobless now! #SorryNotSorry

@soniaisamazing1 nopeeess only 230 u know im jobless

I been unemployed for a week already and there is NOTHING to do out here, I need a job again asap!!

@L_Jones30 okay, we'll see that when Rodgers is unemployed by xmas

If work is like it was yesterday, i mite be jobless. I almost smacked da shidd outta my manager.

@Skitzzo Aren't their taxes lower because average income is down and unemployment is up? @barackobama

Be on ur shxt til u get married @Jayfifty: 11 years single, no trouble. 1 month married, unemployed...moral of the story __________!

Out of touch dull politicians on both sides debating massaged unemployment figures to point score against each other.Yawns...

@USATODAY great highest unemployment in history bring in more

@anch0rs_x haha how does that even work? Oh let's go ask the jobless.

So today I found out that I am going get my two week notice on Friday. So has of Aug 31...I am unemployed

@Unemployed_Alex They saw you were unemployed. Therefore you may have some problems that need WORKED out. #yes

@NateRathjen and then if they win trolololololol cut bill gates taxes and make up for it by taxing the jobless people. #republicans suck

To all Arsenal fans hw market?..short answer just say we thank the Lord N go to bed..jobless guys

Will Rogers Says: Unemployment is terrible, but employment is worse. #quote

@realDonaldTrump: Scary thought--what is the pervert Anthony Weiner doing with all the free time he has. Does he collect unemployment? Lol

@OrlaCorbisiero oh my god I did it myself. You are now unemployed

Welp that sucks! Anyone know somewhere that hiring?? #unemployed

So happy I finally got my severance! #itsaboutdamntime #laidoff #unemployed

Gary Rothfeld Review Michigan jobless rate up 0.4 points to 9 percent - Businessweek: The Ann Arbor News - MLive.comMic... Gary Rothfeld

#PaulRyanFacts @PaulRyanVP's body fat is lower than our unemployment rate. (via @youngcons)

@LB_NYC Hang in there. I was unemployed for a yr and a half. Just make sure your next move is a good fit for you

@Lindsay_LomaxCL unemployment today for 18-26 year olds is almost 16% and has risen every month the last 12 is projected to keep going up...

because its never that easy to collect money for not doing shit “@notoriousBLANCO: why does filing for unemployment take so fucking long”

At least when Bush was president people had jobs. The unemployment never reached 18% in the black community. Come on people, wake up!

Really ashamed to admit I just watched a man named Sleepy take a lie detector test on Maury. #youarenotthefather #unemployed

@DamonBruce I just saw the MelkMen at the unemployment office. #timeforarealjob

@chrisb0lt0n Apparently the unemployed there do circuit training in car parks? Otherwise, popeth yn iawn diolch. We should talk!

@tooclean_keegan imma slap you! Lmfao

So many people are unemployed because of congress, NOT the president. If congress would stop bitching, we would make progress.

Just got off the phone with unemployment after almost a 2hr wait. Only person to blame is governor Christie #worthlessbastard

@sonnench @johnnybones You got that right. 1 percenters, 10 percent unemployment, and trashy fools breeding like the Chinese #wtf

By the by, NY State unemployment office personnel are the Mary Poppins of the industry. What a difference from the hell of IDES in IL. #fb

Its funny, but am still jobless :( @likeluwi

@JenkinsAbby beans a dirty virgin unemployed hermit cunt loser!

It's jobs out here, u just gotta want it! So s/o to all these jobless mf's who looking for a handout!!

@UncleRUSH why? U like 8+ unemployment 15 trillion deficit ? Please explain to me.

OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED. goodbye dyna-mig.

I guess I'll just chill around the house all day and online shop for school clothes #happy #unemployed

@_KalebToGo haha I can't help it I want to be a jobless whore when I grow up

Okay seriously though, I need to QUIT DICKING AROUND and just walk the four blocks to the unemployment office already. Now. This instant!

Is there a high rate of unemployment in the Mormon community? Just trying to figure out who is actually watching... #TheGlassHouse #Confused

Im starting to get sucked into the fuckery of 3-11 Twitter with the glorified unemployed. Gotta go...lol will be back for the 3rd shift.

@bjackson_legooo haha hell yeaa dude after friday....im unemployed! I told them im retiring lol

Over a million illegal immigrants becoming eligible to legally work in this country today...That's bound to increase the unemployment rate

@FfionJones88 @catsul27 @charliblackwood Ieeei! Shock horror, Sully?! Who wouldn't want to spend time with us lovely unemployed actresses? x

welp with a broken ps3 controller I must say this has been the most boring bout of unemployment yet

The way you say my name you feel like im that nigguh , but im still unemployed .

Um if ur 23, living wit ur parents, jobless wit no respect or hygiene and have fought ur lil sister U are fuckin #LOSING #gtfoh @hollyinman

It dawns on me that my temporary job is nearly over.. And from then on i'm gonna be jobless :(! #fuckmylife

What's attractive about a unemployed pot head with no real life morals.

“@BarackObama: POTUS: The average middle-class family's taxes are $3,600 lower since I became President.” Way to celebrate unemployment!

In 10 years I will be alone and unemployed -.-

Mrs is officially unemployed as of today. Good fucking riddance to the place..and to that jumped up little wanker of a headmaster! #teaching

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“@DoritosOverHoes: I have bigger problems like unemployment in my life.” Don't we all.... *sigh*

@ceri_wyn me... Oh wait... I'm an unemployed actress!!! Let's do afternoon tea!!!! :) XxXxX

but until this boy comes I'm stuck with this unemployment check! But hey.. Money is money, it's all about how you spend it..

........but im still unemployed.

. @TheMelkmen You're unemployed for 50 days welcome to America

Only you unemployed fucktards or ppl off from work are excited about this shit

Being unemployed is not an excuse to abandon ur flesh and bood#khumbulekhaya

@LewisRobbie12 theyre at the unemployment office..

Unemployment is in SA..every parent same..I've got not money that's why#Khumbulekhaya

@Tweetest_Thangg ok I'm get u something Monday when I get my unemployment!!!!!

Hai khumbul'ekhaya, these ladies have 1 excuse for not coming back to their kids.. No money, I was unemployed mxm

UK unemployment will rise again, analysts predict to 150,000 as current douple-dip recession displays no sign of possible improvement.

@elle20 life is not a bed of roses being an unemployed graduate is it

@loricdesign @ToConservatives @Swart64 @Romney_Ryan12 they really think 30 mil unemployed are lazy.collegs grads with no jobs available lazy

@1nOnly_MsQueen by the way I need my unemployment too

That guy selling milkman hats outside the stadium is suddenly out of work, way to raise unemployment melky

The number of wack rappers in the game grew faster than the unemployment. #TrueStory

@Baller_315 Lmao you know little ole jobless me

@jdubs88 Stay classy! I used to enjoy your tweets. Now I understand why you're unemployed.

Now tumblr famous, tomorrow unemployed

@xdeadxduckx So I HAVE to remain on unemployment through Sept. 15 to get what should be paid out and done. It's so complex/insane.

Realizing how much money you spent the night before

I still say:Arsenal winning a major trophy this season 0_o ~ Will SA also hav a 0% unemployment

At the unemployment office..

what are ways to get fired and still collect unemployment? asking for a dear friend.

@clintondaniel1 My boyfriend and being jobless

I'll sniff an unemployment line full of cocaine lmao !!! #I'mSIckAF

@Stevesrca un reported jobs. Now 16 yo teenager are able to apply for legal work and participate in unemployment surveys.

So unemployment is the best line today for reasons why they didn't come back for their children! Nyuku Bosso Mahlakala a boi thabiso #Khumbu

The Number of the Day is 18.56! That's the percentage of under- and #unemployed in #Germany's Best #Economy Ever. Awesome, innit?

But looks like this jobless hobo is cooking family Dinner tonight

@Ohioboi17 not true. the unemployment rate has dropped and troops are coming home... that's not better?

@anna_unfolding yes! And child support payments are predictable. Though they do mean these guys *cannot* become unemployed.

Dad is the best unemployed person ever, driving around in an audi and wearing expensive suits. Hahahahahahahaha.

Ppl on Khumbu like blaming unemployment for abandoning their children smh

@LaughingNoam That rule should apply across the board really, what if: You become unemployed, disabled, wrongly accused etc, etc.

Apparently @NYTimesDowd doesn't think Paul Ryan is compassionate. How a person that supports 8.3% unemployment can say that is beyond me.

@copacatii lol they wouldn't get you very far, unfortunately. my unemployment is proof of that.

I swear I'm bout to file for unemployment next week, lol.

The @Eagles need to pick up @ochocinco since he just sitting around unemployed Could get him at a good price to since nobody wants him.

Raf, you are 10 different levels of unemployed, you can't afford wine glasses. @westleywilson

Okay I serious HATE my mom's stupid, redneck, jobless, illiterate, alcoholic, ugly ass boyfriend. He's literally nothing like my mom. #GTFO

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