News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 35

@CraveExclusive who is edward's unemployed?

Today the government announces drop in unemployment...good old #CBB will take anyone!!

The word 'aspiring' sounds cute when you are jobless.

@PJMedia_com if GOP can connect you didn't build that to policies driving unemployment, Obama is toast.

BBCnews ..unemployment falling but no one knows how or why...maybe Osborne did the maths ?

Bbcnews unemployment has fallen #bollox

Because giving jobs to illegal immigrants over unemployed US citizens makes a lot of since. Also, the Dream Act is wasting US tax dollars

There's an obesity problem in this country and I'm unemployed. This is what's wrong with America #hireme

Don't trust UK gov job figures as unemployment still stands truly at 9. 4 million men and women not the 2 million they tell you.

@PHP_47 obama is a junkie who has led the minority unemployment rate to record highs n pays women leds than men

I finally figured this job situation out in NOLA! Unemployment ends tomorrow! #workflow #vacationover

Sometimes I hate going to work but then I think of all the unemployed people and I remember how blessed I am to have this job.

The way you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga, and i'm still unemployed.

@TLHobo Are you already getting endorsements? Is The Unemployed Historian selling out?!

@iCharminn2cold Unemployed or looking for another income source? Mca is looking for new recruiting agents. Contact Me

I am officially UNEMPLOYED.......until Friday. Lmbo! :-)

Is it bad to say I miss being unemployed?

The Phils is overpopulated. Filipinos unemployed or underemployed. Shouldn't we & our partner countries be concerned?

If you were to describe me in one word it'd probably be... Unemployed. Or sweaty.

I dnt lyk guys dat r on bbm..i c dem as jobless pipo n womanisers #myopinion!!

If The Lost Leaf had the White Chocolate beer every week...the unemployment rate would go up...

@BarackObama #2200dollars 8.3% unemployment - obama is a failure!

One thing to ask is how many people are working #cashinhand and how many people unemployed but not claiming? #hiddenunemployment #bbcnews

Seasonally unemployed #shep

#biasedbbc unemployment drops but our national broadcaster spends 5 minutes explaining why this is not a good thing. Disappointing.

making myself full from liquids because there's literally no food and i'm broke! #jobless #hungry #sadlife

In London, house prices are rising & unemployment falling. In Yorkshire house prices are falling & unemployment rising. Cheers David! #fail

@KaylaHolt4 Unemployed or looking for another income source? Mca is looking for new recruiting agents. Contact Me

@KatherineHall95 You could get money jobless!

Unemployment coming down should be welcomed. Of course no one should be complacent but still good news we have lower rate than USA .

No wonder we have a massive population of obese and stupid kids & jobless mongy adults. #RantOver

Why is unemployment down? Because there is a clamp down on benefit cheats. They are having to get off their fat arses and go back to work

Unemployment down, why, everyone is paying down debt not spending it on goods and services

Fucking sweet I want a new job & bbc news has just said unemployment in Yorkshire has gone up, belter!!!!

That chinese tattoo on your neck must be the sign for unemployment

Why R µ telling me? @quteomalycha: @1_mAd_maN I got d stupid call too. Jobless Nigerians

Danica just left that brudda jobless loool #CBB

Post footy @itvnews At Ten on now. Latest on Duke's health. And find out why today's unemployment figs are baffling politicians & economists

unemployment has fallen by 46 000. it is a sign.

@BarackObama -The middle class has been jacked up and so have the unemployed...under the Obama policicies

The Olympics happened, people were employed to look after them. Unemployment went down. There, problem solved. #meforgovernmenteconomist

@SophieWarnes @langtry_girl @BBCStephanie The BBC know unemployment figures are fiddled perfectly well. Dont make me laugh #workfare

Not sure the unemployment rate for African Americans now. Joe Biden can testify it no better than it was, so I am not sure his speech yester

@LINGsCARS Hello my little friend. I want an SLK but unemployed and Scottish. Do you take ginger boattles?

45 min til in unemployed.

Pippy’s got a nippy peepee? And that’s more important than UN war crime revelations in Syria or improved unemployment stats? #itn

@laurenkolar I love a guy with a G1 license, pill popper, high school drop out, and unemployed. As long as he's got swag, who gives an F!

@ellencspeicher I got one!! The next time I go on LinkedIn, I'll add you! Of course I now get to say that I'm unemployed & in debt

@DavidHowardLA @DaveRamsey I almost wish I didn't go to college at this point. 25k to be unemployed/underemployed for 6 years. Its awful.

Aspiring is a cute word for unemployed #bonggggg

A rise in inflation and a fall in unemployment indicates the economy is growing

46,000 people unemployed? times are hard man.

Pls kindly ignore all those bullshit sms from some jobless fucktards

Emma picked to be unemployed because she didn't like any of her job options #ItIsAGameEmma #AGame

@hannoreilly If that was the case I wouldn't be unemployed

@Adenovir @AndyAccioli Does she think, like Bachmann, if it's lowered enough everyone will get a job and unemployment will be wiped out?

So I've been voluntarily unemployed for the past month, best decision I ever made. I needed this time off.

Govt cannot explain the fall in unemployment. They're no different to so-called experts that say bees cannot fly, but fail to tell the bee.

@TLHobo @srnsvnhf Is The Unemployed Historian taking drugs?!

Damn, so much for a vacation ... I wasn't unemployed for no longer than 2 weeks. Amazing how God works.

Sort out the unemployed from the lazy and incompetent and the answer to welfare shall be found. Safety Net for Poor, not a hammock for lazy.

Moving is the biggest pain in the dick ever.

@ColorMeRed But unlike long term unemployed CITIZENS who've had their benefits run out, these new beneficiaries can clean up with gov chex

@switchleww54 Fine then be unemployed .Hilary clinton was already to hit you up but okkay i see how it iss....ur Skirts ugly anyways

@RBristow2107 dammit LIMEY, don't remind me. I'm jobless right now! Having to do all this stuff like make my own food & raise my kid

@FordCarole you've no idea those who jumped in front of a tube did so because of unemployment. this is a sick conversation. Please desist.

@HumbersHomemade I'm well thanks! Trying to get used to early mornings again: just started a new job after 3 months of unemployment :-)

To-days Unemployment Figures are about as Realistic as some of the stories in THE SUN which i never read.Why would i want to Read Crap?.

@polittiscribe And it will be the same tonite on unemployment figs I expect

@Glam_Mari yeah that will get you in the unemployment line quick

@chrisshipitv @itvnews unemployment hasn't gone down. They are just sending people to training courses to make figures look better.

Haha bein taught how to talk black....this movie rite now #Unemployed

Griping about being single? Go after someone. Griping about being unemployed? Go get a job. Griping about not being healthy? Do something.

Of course if you are profiteering from fear, throw this soon-to-be-unemployed vet a bone. Cause it's hard out here.

@Bethsaay finished today #notaboutworkingforfree. I'm still unemployed. off to kill myself. #ktra

@nationrising If anyone uses blacks my friend, it is the Democrats. How is that working out for you btw 14% unemployment & all that.

@Odbe34 I completely agree, to properly gage unemployment these questions must be asked, unfortunately I doubt they will be asked.

But if I listened to everything you said I'd just get more bored.- @DrJackFeister, age 7, unemployed

@wsjaeboo Unemployment in parts of Yorkshire and Lincolnshire is going up. There will be more once Seasonal work is ended.

@TheaIsis I'm gonna try to be more disciplined about not using mine/paying it off quickly. But it was hard to pay it off when I was jobless.

U can make more than that on unemployment

Scraping the jobless celebrity barrel thoroughly

@evilherbivore17 I'd say it's a combination of things but I know for sure that unemployment stats & thus employment stats are dodgy at best

@Freddy_E In 10 ways you shouldn't get tatted and you wanted to get a job part and wonder why you still unemployed you look like Yung Berg

Poolside, reading a book. God I feel so free, enjoying being jobless! XD going to start going for morning runs this week!

Why today's unemployment figs are baffling politicians & economists ? Why dave is away 'kin baffles me. *WHERE ARE YOU DAVE? maybe you know?

Forex Daily Outlook August 16 2012 Unemployment Claims in the US and Retail Sales in the UK are the major market-movers. L #forex #fxtalk

Prices up, wages down, unemployment chronically high, lending down, growth stagnant, deficits unsustainable... Did I miss anything?

giving up on trying to find a job and accepting the fact you'll be forever unemployed

@R_Cardinal I am, but I ran up my CC when I was unemployed and it's coming back to bite me in the ass now.

@cwkc11 Basically unemployed when you dont get paid for a month..

@PAPARAZZINC @Lee_Adler @MarketWatch I wonder if we would still have more then 8% unemployment if she were there instead if Biden?

Cosmic Ray ko....Lunar Beam. Bunch of Jobless Idiots

@suttonnick those experts must be gutted that unemployment is dropping, eh @guardian?

@MattGoldich Romney's job cuts (i.e., health care benefits) + Ryan's health care cuts for unemployed = some interesting home remedies.

@seanhannity 15% of blacks are unemployed... What has Obama done?? Lose this idiot lady

@SophieWarnes @langtry_girl @BBCStephanie #BBC dont look into the fixed unemployment figures or the #workfare scandal properly intentionally

Obama & his team should read the dismal economic reports, unemployment figures rather than Robin Hood & Red Riding Hood. Scary! #tcot

I always love being jobless for a couple of weeks :)

@DanaDanger I always vote jellied. Whole berries don't have a clue how to manage unemployment.