News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 11

The jobless rate is important, but someone needs to come up with the #EntrepreneurRate or EntrepreneurIndex #tcot #LNYHBT

I'm unemployed can I get unemployment? I want paper and lots of it.

And some people are still jobless after Uni now so it just seems pointless to be wasting 4 years getting in debt to come out to no job

@zittokabwe Big up brother for representing youth in the parliament. GO ON . Save youth unemployment in Tanzania t.co/6HqJUXaI

I've sat and watched harry potter today - life jobless and not at uni yet

@GiNg3r_5 nope! Or you'll be jobless, homeless & Perfect martini-less hahaha

Economists puzzled at how unemployment keeps going down in double dip? How about the figures are a pack of lies. #workfare #cookthebooks

Mitt Romney thinks you're too stupid to see that offshoring is synchronized w/ unemployment & followed by foreclosures & bankruptcies #tcot

@RICK_LaFLARE06 thats alright your in the real world and its a get in line or get in the unemployment line bahahha, ya feel me

Georgetown University Study of college degrees in a recession has concluded: better growth jobs, less unemployment, leaders of recovery!

@indyconserv had the GOP not decided to destroy the recovery in a cynical push for political gain we'd be close to 5% unemployment NOW!

I feel like Im in the unemployment line..

@SaberGato Lol Obama is stupid for thinking his offshoring doesn't affect unemployment. Obama sold out just like the rest of them.

@foxnewspolitics MANY UNEMPLOYED LOSING THEIR UNEMPLOYMENT 2 GOVT FUNDS ie. VETERAN'S BENEFIT, DISABILITY. unemployment artificially low

Interesting that unemployment figures are falling whilst economic output is static, something amiss with the data perhaps?

@arsenalfezee @hobgunnerz Its sad to see jobless youths & those that lose their jobs frm cray stuffs. Thats for sure.

College degree have a silver lining in providing greather job enhancement, job secuity, less unemployment, and higher growth in jobs!

Wow so the UK unemployment falls to 2.56 million. What happened to the rise of employment during the Olympics? :S

@MGDLPF then why am I (almost a jobless...self-employee doesn't count in this case...) and still single!?!?!??! hahaha

When I turn 21 I'm not gon be dumb jobless and Livin with my mom like some of you slackers

Do you know what would be a REAL stimulus package? Sending all of the members of Congress out to stand in an unemployment line!

@RedAlert MANY UNEMPLOYED LOSING THEIR UNEMPLOYMENT 2 GOVT FUNDS ie. VETERAN'S BENEFIT, DISABILITY. *UNEMPLOYMENT IS ARTIFICIALLY LOW*

@RyanPrez False, My job> your job> everyone jobless

@FoxNews MANY UNEMPLOYED LOSING THEIR UNEMPLOYMENT 2 other GOVT FUNDS ie. VETERAN'S BENEFIT, DISABILITY. *unemployment artificially low*

The ghetto girl said she will be up my job today shiiid me too Lolol lifeless and she jobless

Unemployment has risen in our constituency. Over 2770 people unemployed, 7.1% of pop. Rise of 18% compared to 2011 #hurtingbutnotworking

@tradefast and what was the unemployment rate and GDP growth in these years?

Leaving the north shore career center... offically #unemployed. Cheers to something new.

-Wake up, look at south america and see what we are becoming, Our shame is the way we treat the indigenous, and now our landless and jobless

UK unemployment fell by 46,000 to 2.56m in the last three months.

@RomneyResponse MANY UNEMPLOYED LOSING UNEMPLOYMENT to other GOVT FUNDS ie. VETERAN'S BENEFIT, DISABILITY. Low unemployment is artificial

40 - The official U.S. unemployment rate has been above 8 percent for 40 months in a row.

Yo @xoTipTipxo had me ready to go I bout to whoop a Rachet jobless bitch ass I ain't Lyin..

@Ramiz786Raza yeah...

@NorthmanTrader you cannot buy or sell the unemployment rate or GDP - can only buy or sell stocks - and the correlations are extremely loose

@BBCNews Can you please stop misleading people re: unemployment? Year-on-year figures show youth unemployment in Wales is UP.

Virginia unemployment rate has fallen to 5.7%, lowest in the Southeast, down over 20% since McDonnell took office.

@sanehorse I wish however @GOP's Filibustering jobs - cutting unemployment&foodstamp! Unemployed to look at Obama for failure not GOP!

@Marnney_M I Was jobless

hundreds of skilled educated employees are finding themselves in the unemployment line.

@KingOfThirst @TheBakerzMan Negative.. I dont fuck with carless/jobless/or homeless dudes

@mzofficialswagg naw that's ah different type of fired.. I want to draw unemployment so I kan move to ATL and still have ah income

How the hell are you jobless and don't go to school but you're tired all the time & need a vaca? Fuck you.

@DavidCornDC Irrelevant. 8.3% unemployment.

Obama's Mantra: Closing out his fourth year in office, President Obama has an 8.3 percent unemployment rate. He also boasts the lowes...

Free media course for 16 to 25 year olds who are long term unemployed. Send an email of interest to whatsup@mamayouthproject.org.uk

@TheAtlantic The Narrative Bush Tax Cuts Create Jobs 11:Years If So [?] We Should Have 0.00% Unemployment [Right] @MittRomney @PaulRyanVP

@cjsnowdon as long as benefit claims and unemployment are confused. for many, benefits stop after 6 months, whether they have a job, or not.

Puzzling that unemployment has fallen but at same time GDP has shrunk - hiring more staff to produce less?

im unemployed like a hoe...

maybe I just won't go to college and I'll get on unemployment and go car shopping oh good plan #responsible

I'm not unemployed I've just been on a 2 year vacation.

@CorporateBarbie So your mere presence threw that unemployed black man off his game and cost him any chance at that job. SMH

Was jobless for a day haha, new job start next monday yeh man!!!

@carissa_420 i will my love, plus the boys are still jobless sooo we'll seee how this goes

Damn you Bricktown traffic. Why are there so many cars? Is everyone unemployed? Damn

being unemployed #20ThingsIDontLike

jobless till footballs over

@nasee_u jobless people.

@RedAlert MANY UNEMPLOYED LOSING UNEMPLOYMENT to MEDICARE, DISABILITY AND OTHER GOVT BENEFITS. THE UNEMPLOYED ARE RETIRING EARLY

Can't believe I'm no longer unemployed. Lol who in their right mind would give Gabbz a job? LOL

The Ministry of Condolence would be led by a jobless PDP chieftain just we Dr Doyin Okupe. Just thinking

@bbc5live #unemployment businesses are adapting, more part time, lower wages, economy is still therefore in big trouble as GDP drops.

@pandeyprabhakar Most work as watchman, waiter, etc and send money back home.. So, most are going to be jobless but in their homes, not camp

@ReignOfApril sorry for not being able to spend all day on Twitter, unlike some. Might I suggest getting a job? Oh wait. 8% unemployment...

@dillonpuckett yeh this shit will be interesting..people not fucking wit obama cuz unemployment so high still and the growth rate only1.5%.

Anyone who describes themselves as a 'raconteur and entrepreneur' is either Sir Richard Branson or unemployed. #daytimetelly

@BBCStephanie Can you perhaps best guess this? We non-experts are mystified as to how there can be zero growth and falling unemployment

@SuckaFreeRoc585 @CMATHIS15 but Wait I seen you there that same day I think.... didn't see any work from u #unemployed lol

@cjsnowdon also, the conundrum may be explained by people exiting the system as the state pulls away the safety net. still unemployed, tho.

Unemployed but she hella with the blow job...

I say im depressed.. n my nigga say why.. im on unemployment wit 2 kids AND bills... my reply: I KNO BRO BUT IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN DIS

Starting the Fm unemployment challenge, might not leave the house for a few weeks

@mandy_chvz Without me you'd be hanging in the unemployment line. Haha jk.

“@MarianeRoness: @NursingSchProbs still jobless still workin at the holidaaaaaaaay eeeeeeeeeeeein. #helpabitchout” hotel party! #room please

@Republicans Why should we trust the job creators? Unemployment = 8.3%, corporate profits = hightest levels ever. Where are the jobs NOW?

@TheCount234 @samvalley Finally, unemployment during the Bush admin was dramatically lower than unemployment under Obama. Numbers don't lie.

I am looking forward to being unemployed for a little bit. I can workout again- train hard- create what i want to do! :-D

My August horoscope says I'm going to be broke, single and unemployed...

Two men charged with the murder of Carole Waugh: Rakesh Bhayani, 40, unemployed from Wembley and Nicholas Kutner, 47, no fixed abode

.@eldamon @fanniecoralie @jjsmart2 unemployment is the highest amongst minorities and women. Yet it's #RomneyRyan2012 that hates women

Rakesh Bhayani, 40, unemployed from Wembley, and Nicholas Kutner, 47, no fixed abode, will appear before magistrates tomorrow

Unemployment is da bestttt

Why is government worrying about effing chkns they need to worry about debt, the jobless, fraud and corruption!! Bloddy hell!

Homeless, unemployed people having a tough time voting is an issue that should concern us all.

Everyone be digging that Unemployed but hella with the blowjob line from Kwesta's BoomShakalaka...

There is a 10 to 1.4 ratio of increase in unemployment to number of male suicides.

@Aisle424 @JordanBernfield @harrypav Good point. I don't think Fleita will be unemployed for long.

#BarackObama plan is to allow more illegal citizenship, it will only increase #Unemployment.

@largerfamily Most of unemployed they're helping could do better job in mentoring those that need it than their consultants.

@AyyubeLLa Mlk has d lowest poverty n unemployment rate not only in M'sia but also in devpd countries. @JebatMustDie @ParpuKari @firdyfire

Chocolate cake for breakfast? Fuck yeah. #unemployed

@slammSAM336 aaaaaaamen sistuh...I'm having serious issues adjusting to the unemployed poor college student life

What does chads personal life has to do with his professional life?..If that's the case, many peeps should be unemployed and broke.

Adding a million new workers to the employment pool today! Sweet. Unemployment rate can only go up

Thanks to mainstream hip hop the number of wanna-be drug dealers, gangstas and ballers is actually higher than the unemployment rate. #truth

Way to go #Obama today you start letting illegal immigrants avoid deportation and flood the economy with more unemployment, STUPID! #Romney

@largerfamily Would be money better spent to ask some of unemployed specialists to take on a few hrs consultancy!

buying a bike when i'm unemployed #yolo