News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 38

@MMFlint How many ppl are sitting on their couch all day collecting unemployment with no heart and character to go out and work his ass off

#newsnight There is no jobs recovery. Fiddled unemployment figures by #IDS via #DWP. #BBC is now Government TV and a Joke #workfare

I wish I could feel like not going to work #unemployed

Unless youre unemployed and have had a shite life since

== >> @oluafolabi: --? Jobless Nigerians with free MTN SmsTechlordd: WHATZ UP WITH THE COSMIC RAY FROM MARS???

Fiddling unemployment figures is actually one of the few things Tories are efficient at. Ironic, really. #newsnight

@kclagett SO WORTH IT. I can't think of anything more stressful than moving. And the includes unemployment.

@DavidCoburnUKip It isn't quite as bad as Greece and Spain in that about half of the unemployed are full-time students. But it aint great.

Bedtime, Wish I was jobless like @AbbyMcGreal and could wake up whenever I wanted to. Cant stand dole heads you know. #Bums #Lazy #Wastes

Aside form troubling VoterID laws - this election will likely be decided by these groups: Latinos - Women - Seniors - and the Unemployed.

Unemployment reducing as economy reduces = More low paid jobs/general reduction in wages hence we have less2spend. Soldout not bailed out.

@andrewfraser424 lololol you'll have freedom when you are jobless.

#newsnight . For goodness sake, celebrate the reduction in unemployed. You've spent first 10 minutes knocking & trying to find a loophole

2M illegals will join work force that is already hurting for jobs. No worry! Unemployment rate will magically go down. It's the method!

High unemployment figures doesn't mean there are no jobs, just too many people that prefer to be unemployed. #Sopolitical

@tonicundy I'm officially unemployed so yes I will be out til I leave sat morn! Can't wait to see you :D xx

@luigicannoli @kietchayrox @JLin7 Hey ,if you are jobless (look like you are ) , ask Lin for some donation. He will give u some.

@truthzone: At least when Bush was president people had jobs. The unemployment never reached 18% in the black community..people, wake up!

@arunmadahar sheeesh it's tough hey,unemployment is quite high

@HLedger_12 @AdamFord1994 @HMills_6 should of never left everton :( #Unemployed

@nwosunnaemeka @KatyinIndy @echoboombomb what happens if there is a glut of college graduates if unemployment gets better in 2 yrs?

Man from Newsmight says unemployment is down. Not where I live #help us Obi Wan. We're on the dole.

When people want to stay up all night talking and you have to be up early. Genuinely just realising how annoying I must be when jobless...

@AinsleyCS unemployed and unemployable. #iblamethesystem

why would I invite you to my wedding you jobless drunk! - @DriffDraff hahahaha

My mother always likes to put me on blast with something to anyone. Apparently our house cleaning lady needs to know how I'm unemployed also

#newsnight increase in employment, maybe - massive unemployment still destroying people's lives.

Jobless fall on Newsnight. Employer claims 'liberation' in new employment relationship-no pay or rights for workers,plenty dosh for him. Mm

@Unemployed_Mom Thanks for the heads up!!

@Best_Buzz @TomFelton That would be lovely but Im unemployed and cant afford the flight I would have loved that so much Thanks for invite

@xhelzbelz booo thats rubbish! Yeah im good thanks...im jobless wanna swap

#newsnight IDS is so caring, isn't he? such a lovely man! I'm sure he would hug every single unemployed person, given half a chance!

@magicern @Sharonavraham @lbc973 Al-Jazeera just had a great, sympathetic piece on unemployment & workfare. Don't normally c it, it's great!

Why are people so jobless. -__-

@FreddieMills_15: @HLedger_12 @AdamFord1994 @HMills_6 should of never left everton :( #Unemployed You will learn from your mistakes #FM

@bexrunschicago I will be unemployed in a few weeks myself ='(

@JoeNBC Jobs, Jobs Jobs! Which Candidate will bring back the jobs? Nation/Economy will suffer until unemployment gets back under 4%

I'm still unemployed

@Nick_ludwig42 hahaha im jobless! I haven't not had a job since I was 15

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed - Pyramids >>> that part drives me CRAY CRAY ! ?

Job growth because of more self-employed, part-timers and jobs created by Olympics - unemployment set to skyrocket to 3 million in 2013.

#trumped If Obama had someone like Donald Trump working in his admin maybe the country wouldn't have equiv of 15% unemployment

Cont'd: LA should be asking how to solve it's unemployment problem. One industry isn't going to fix it.

@im4evah sis we ca$hing out! (unemployed) lmao

Million are unemployed, yeah that graphic design degree really paid off #Ihategraphicdesign

This cosmic ray jist is funny sha.. But who is dat jobless person dat comes up wit this stuffs! Cos meen ROTFL!

Mtn see waiting una free txt don cos abi??? Jobless peeps!

It sucks being a college #graduate & not being able to find a #job guess I'm joining the ranks of the over 8% of Americans #unemployed

Employed = money but no time. Unemployed = time but no money. Grrrr. #Iwantitall

#Zerohours contracts do not help employees Have worked with unemployed too long to buy this #flexible #suitscarers..#bollocks #newsnight

@TrademarkFox considering the unemployment rate for black folks in general is around 15% and black youth 40% that's even more depressing.

@BarackObama Will the Go Back Team bring us back to days were unemployment was < 8%? It's the economy stupid!

Having said that, I can't wait to be unemployed again.

PLEASE tell me why people would vote for Obama? If unemployment, deficit, foreign policy failures & now millions of illegals, then what?

@Julia__Reid @DavidCoburnUKip ?Reckon paid work 4 very short working week grad increased 2 bring unemployed & disabled etc back into work

@BComer2387. Jobs r hard 2 come by these day. I've been unemployed on & off 4 over 2 years now. Try elk knob n pennington gap.

LOL ccb. These people are real jobless to be honest.

I hate jobless pests!

This Is Real Nigguh Business And You Nigguhs Unemployed

@Ms_Bela: Asin ehn@ROOUJ: Cosmic Ray.....jobless folks

@KistnerScott @meha1091 One of the perks of being unemployed is checking Twitter so frequently. At least that's a fun way to pass the time!

@adit_poyo: JOBLESS! but Don't pity me. because #Jobless is my job #Richierichwannabe

@Jim_Powell next year he'll test positive for unemployed

Unemployed? not if u count how I work it.

All of the unemployed today should see the pics of thousands of illegals that will now be thrown into the job market fighting for jobs.#FAIL

@mccarthyluke actually not strictly true - some jobs #construction etc started/finished years/months ago! #olympics #unemployment #JobsFail

Searching for your brother money box because your sixteen and #jobless

@NalaniGruel I'm still here, I'm just frictionally unemployed now! #ThanksPaula

@ChristianJMay Especially as BBC, as usual, trying to pour cold water on good news, re lower unemployment figures @glasterlaw1 #Newsnight

@Armedee I yaf O_O....d ray family..awan jobless pple..na so sum carry fone dey broadcast 2..nansense upon ingredient

Unemployment falls as does output. Finest economic minds at a loss to explain! Easy, accept the job then do fek all just like the Spanish!

I know whats going on gavin the unemployment figures are wrong, the jobs created are slave wage jobs. #cookedbooks #newsnight

@raihanaaaa Other than the whole unemployment blows goats thing, yep!

recent unemployment has lead me to regard Big Brother as the highlight of my day #getmebacktouni!

Cosmic wtf, jobless nigerians. Na only nigeria d tin dey land??

@TonyToneSince87 lol. I'm on my break too. Even tho I'm unemployed. I had to take a workout break.

@RomneyCentral we can only hope that @barackobama ends up on the unemployment line HE BUILT!

Me:You gone get fired talking like that. John: Idc!! I'll just draw unemployment. Me: I don't give a damn if you draw blood MF!!!

Back to square one #jobless

Lolz @twit_duchess: @Armedee I yaf O_O....d ray family..awan jobless pple..na so sum carry fone dey broadcast 2..nansense upon ingredient

Ill be jobless before I ever take shit from Yu redneck, racist, and shit talking inbreds again

Officially unemployed. Lets see i can survive off this money in college.

Can GOVT force companies to insure 30 year chain smokers against lung cancer? What can they force you to do? Write mortgages for unemployed?

@DysFuncJunc I have faith that you won’t be unemployed for very long. So. #nopantsforever, YAY.

I have my first few weeks of unemployment planned. Week 1: Cane CDWM repeats, tidy sock drawer. Week 2: Write book, train for a marathon.

It's ok I was unemployed then.

@IKR_Heartless get a cake? How about we get the cake mix for a dollar and make it lol. A sista is still unemployed right now lol

Currently unemployed :(

This ask thing is funny , the things jobless people get up to looool :)

How you remember to check in on hot 1075 but you can follow up on applications you jobless ass put in

Ladi is so jobless

We will do it again tomorrow people…. The 8:30 am ET docket tomorrow includes housing starts and jobless claims

@jaketapper @AceofSpadesHQ also, the fake outrage over vouchers is silly. Soc Sec, unemployment, foodstamps etc use vouchers. Called checks

@AlexMals Oh God no. Still unemployed and wasting time to the max.

There are roughly 29 million people in this country that are currently unemployed

@ochocinco since your jobless u should try to get a job with Baltimore

@DBambo_Official you're unemployed

No longer working Thursday and Saturday, living the unemployed dream.

@gmjones73 Yes I know! I've got it on to record however being unemployed I'm pretty sure i'll watch it as it broadcasts. #depressing

@DestinyofL Unemployment figures produced by the ONS. If you're accusing them of fiddling the figures you're wrong #newsnight