News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 25

@octaviaspencer It's true we don't smile enough. It's this world, though. War, unemployment...so many things to deal with. It's a sad world.

Y the heck am I listenin to an afrikaans song.. #jobless

@sambollman a) our neighbors to the north have a lower unemployment rate than we do. (7.3%)

@skwalker1964 Not a job!!!! If it were, unemployment would be zero!!!

I really needa quit smoking for a while & get my shit right I needa be employed I refuse to go the rest of this year unemployed

Spare a thought for Bebe, who is as good as unemployed now.

@Badar_Munir @naveedpti Kaam tau wo karta nahin hain. Maybe he's claiming unemployment benefits :)

#MI Unemployment has increased to 9% #Reinvention by #GOP ... not working?

@iluanya @aishwarjya @titleesaha @titli_bh lets invite her in our convo,jobless he, loves fairytales2 n wil surely help in our arangemnts

Woke up just in time for let's make a deal. Unemployment really suits me

I wish the state of fucking michigan would understand that I have bills to pay and put my unemployment in my account. #wouldbeawesome

@ociajan :( ikr! Jobless grad, you can't blame me ? LOL I was gna share a menu with you.. Not anymore ( ???)

All these eligible illegals enter the workforce. Makes unemployment go even higher. It does create competition for legal unemployed.

Romney/Ryan: Cash strapped States would reduce employment worsening unemployment.

This being unemployed thing hasnt been half bad...First the Olympics were on for a couple of wks, now International futbol is on #TheLife

@insidetrakjobs Saw this as advising jobseekers to focus on points 2 & 3 to help their individual situation instead of unemployment rate...

It's already August and I'm still unemployed. What a nice life

you're the reason why we have a high unemployment percent. -___-

No unemployed person with nothing to do NEEDS to get up at 7, you just do it anyway to make yourself feel special

I am officially unemployed!!! #wow #7days

Unemployment in South Basildon & East Thurrock rose by 41 in the space of 1 month whilst 120 young ppl have been on JSA for over a year.

Cracks me up when claimants say I don't want to be collecting unemployment. Great. We don't want you to either, so do us a favor and stop.

Unemployment is killing me! Just hire me please!!!!

I got a new job now, in the unemployment line.

.@BarackObama trickle down results in the last President averaging 5% unemployment and he was an idiot, what's your excuse? #tcot #p2

I am currently jobless! Yay me! ???

@TheBlackMambaJG same,sucks. #jobless

@sluuser unemployed #unfortunate ): LOL

The number of people working part-time because they could not find a full-time job hit a record high. Jobless fall means nothing

@BBCStephanie Suspect latest jobless figures are down, partly because the DWP ends Job Seeker Allowance for claimants who go on holiday

I am a unemployed teenager

In every state that elected a republican governor, the unemployment rate has declined since 2010 election...

i need something to do #noschool #unemployed #justanotherbruthasittinonthecouchathome

First time I have been unemployed in over a year. Feels weird. Can't wait for uni. #newstart

@jonesin4atweet a harbinger of impending unemployment filing?

Jobless searching for new one... Already #fuckmacy

@PdraicByrne oh i have a few to catch up on still...got a bit behind..ill catch up soon #unemployed #timetokill

Officially unemployed!! F@$# yeahhhhhhhh! #lastday

Some people are clever little bastards and I just wish I could punch you but i would be jobless

so your jobless lookin for handouts.

Also on Look North tonight we hear reports of a recovery on the high street as unemployment rises in our area.

There are currently 184 vacancies & 2,421 unemployed people in S Basildon & E Thurrock. That means for every 1 job there are 13 applicants.

Thought I was unemployed then realised I have a full time job cleaning up after the worst dog

Olympics drive down unemployment in London, who'd have thought it. Olympics gold medal for metrics !

No Longer jobless $$$.

Is it possible for lighting to go through the sewing machine and electrocute me? Than I can sue my job and collect unemployment. Lol ?

So depressing that as of August 16th, I'm officially unemployed

@ruskinite no: there was full employment in 70s Russia - we have worst unemployment in the country

@DeleMomodu :Sir what a ?good things has PDP done for Nigeria youths. Unemployment rate now is 78%. Sir u r a good leader to us

@MarloMeekins Wasn't he going to take care of all the hand-jobless in 'Merica. Wasn't that what all that Hope was about?

the #MelkMen just filed for #unemployment #fail #sfgiants

50% of Jobless Nigerian Youths are Musicians.

@Chloes69 Hello you jobless twat

Time to jump off the unemployment train! this guy got a job! back to the grind! #thankyouJesus #9-5 #slc4jesus

What is Obama up to? Millions unemployed and he's letting immigrants hang around, what a numpty.

@VernaPolitics 4 years of failed leadership. See steady high unemployment and record deficits. #RomneyRyan2012

You want a get more ppl to voting lets spreads lies, tell ppl ROmney going to cut off their unemployment and cut out welfare

@realDonaldTrump Hello sir donald am a Venezuelan journalist unemployed could give me a job?

The two trainees at this Subway are going to end up unemployed again. Please look at things when u cut them. Idiots.

Now to understand what it's like to be unemployed.

Got survey from place that rejected me in spring 11 wanting to know about my experience. If I was unemployed, talk about a fuck you email.

@larry_kudlow what do you think about Jobless Claims tomorrow? more than 365k ?

May God save me from jobless people this night!AMEN

people should stop complaining about their job, i'll take it if u don't want it! #unemployed #needmoney #cantfaceanotherjobapplication

.@techweenie and we've had 42 months of unemployment! But I guess that's what an #Obama recovery looks like! #RomneyRyan2012

The #DWP #job stats ignore those who have used up contribution based benefit & are not entitled to income based benefit. #unemployment

In Rayleigh & Wickford there are 186 jobs & 1,222 unemployed people. That's means for every 1 job there is almost 7 applicants. #planb

Truth: today marks the third day if being unemployed and it feels effin amazing.

Thank god I dont get to follow football like when i was unemployed!

@MicheleBachmann It ended when? Not sure if you new this but unemployment and underemployment is skyhigh. 1 month of .08 retail means nuthin

People are being harassed off Jobseekers Allowance, either going homeless, or becoming a burden on family. They are still jobless. #toryscum

Tic tock goes the unemployment clock #2MoreHours

@BarackObama You tried EQUAL DISTRIBUTION. Highest unemployment since WWII, inflated food prices, gas prices doubled, taxes higher, etc.

In Basildon & Billericay there are 616 vacancies but 2,207 people unemployed. That means for every 1 job there are almost 4 applicants.

Thts exacty why your unemployed #GetTheFOutOfMyFace

@Jim_Peoples_ U6 Unemployment running 15%. MEDIA SILENT!

@TheNyssanator sniff an unemployment line of cocaine

@caidid I'm always frustrated to see competent people unemployed while incompetent people are employed. We have an inefficient labor market.

@ksimerly @BarackObama FACT: #PaulRyan's body fat percentage is lower than the unemployment rate.

Jobless mf's apply here “@hesk679331 @iMadeLisaMoan We hear that you need a job we want to hire you right now proceed here @NowHirlng”

See tired RVP na why I no go hear for UTD fans taaa jobless pips

@sanni_ade d jobless ones loool

In order to 'share prosperity' don't we need to have some? GDP growth anemic, millions unemployed, & no hiring due to business hostility.

It's always the ones with usernames that have something to do with money in it that are the unemployed broke people.

.@BarackObama We've seen your vision, it's high unemployment, record food stamps, AA credit ratings, and monthly mass shooting sprees.

@alanbeattie @scottlincicome For persepctive, current spending on income security programs in the midst of 8+% unemployment is $466 bn.

@ZackHawkDown @jrd4424 well y'all can stop hating on me now, summer fun is over, school is starting, and I'm #unemployed

Anoda stupid rumour again o say make we switch offf our fone by 12am! Some ppl r just jobless

@BarackObama you also promised to cut deficit in half, close Gitmo, decrease unemployment, and remove evil tone in politics. #ObamaMustGo

@ny123123 oh you lucky mfer. I'm jobless for the time being so I can't afford lamb.

@HarveyLevinTMZ only the rich or unemployed can skype in the day time.. #ImNotaLawyer

@NoOffenceWorks massaging unemployment figures,most companies give out 4 >12 hr contracts to doctor figures,benefits make up monies#MISLED

stuggles of the post-grad life: “@LBIProblems: STOP TWEETING ABOUT SUMMER ENDING & GOING BACK 2 COLLEGE. Sincerely, jobless college grad.”

Friday after class and after I go to this unemployment thing, I'm going to ask Columbus to take me to pick up Necii tricycle .

Catch me on 95.5 BBC Radio Lancashire tomorrow morning around 7.30am if you're up! Chatting all things COMBATING YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT! #YES

@andysparky323 where was my invite ?! I might be jobless by the end of the week I need cheering up !

Officially jobless since I've been 16. Feels strange but I'm in no rush to look for a new one

Unemployment blows #boring

@tflatman @gagsahota good it needed to go! The outcome from the alcohol/drug test go that well you decided to remove the unemployed look?

Only 5 more days till I'm done with my internship....and jobless! Yayyy!