News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 27

Pimpin' the unemployment office >=^] Put In My Pocket that's what PIMP! stand for..... Lol

@Dengiemum yeah but so is prostitution... Where so you draw the line? I would rather be unemployed.

3 Million people unemployed and we get Andy Townsend as a commentator !! #boreoff

People say I'm lazy because I'm jobless. I bet people with jobs didnt have to go to six different places in 2 hours today.

@ssertaceker You are unemployed and poor boy :D shut the fuck up dude :D

The feeling of being unemployed is amazing. The feeling of knowing you will not have any money from now on fucking sucks. #winlosesituation

1 year later RVP is unemployed...

@j0eo1s I figured they'd both be unemployed

While @barackobama is to busy campaigning and has zero time for like POTUS(ing) or anything, the African/Amer unemployment is at 14.9% ...

- you're 26, unemployed, spending all your time on Twitter tweeting about stupid shit.

@stebax - Ste, I had to do that in 2011 when I was unemployed. I've forgotten most of it LOL!

42 Str8 Weeks of 8+% Unemployment and the numer is actually much higher! 23 Million out of the workforce since BO took Office!

unemployment has me gaining weight buh when I was working I usta eat salad all day wtf I does the strangest you hear me

Literally just feeling like I'm going to be unemployed for the rest of my life.

I bet he is getting a Congressional pension! RE: @realDonaldTrump asking if Anthony Weiner collects unemployment?

If its real nigga business, then you niggaz unemployed. #Dat

@BarackObama The average middle-class family is unemployed since you became fuhrer... er... president.

“@passthat_GANJA: When I turn 18 I'm about to get hella tats and piercings and be unemployed as hell.

@BarackObama & @VP Biden SO FOND of the #Black community who BLINDLY vote 4 them, care NOT ONE BIT about 14.9% #Jobless numbers! @GOP #p2

@Soshajustis Just think they an get unemployment, suppose that should be enough to satisfy them!!!!

@janemcqueen Unfortunately the 25% unemployed are not the ones who were reckless. The day of reckoning is overdue.

@k_sade89 Lmao sum body bout to b unemployed! Lol

@Sharonavraham Ed & Ed presided over everything from longest youth unemployment to biggest rich/poor divide, from Libor to NHS privatisation

24.6% unemployment rate in #Espana. A record high. #TIMEsnippets #TIME t.co/fc7h0Yb6

@sciliz only if you can model the expectations for unemployment in the academic arc then and now. @Dr24hours

Sure pulled the fucking short straw on being chosen for this unemployment thing. It will fuck my concert plans. And my sanity. And privacy.

@ms_tysitnpretty ya mom wu tangs unemployment

@blondiekate Unemployment sucks!

@spam This creep likes to target unemployed ppl - teasing with a job/link. Struss Sims @ strussfqxyv1

@Kompy1990 guess I need to work on that month of unemployment/ no school thing...

@SDzzz @vampirebloom @Crabby_2 @Onmilo thanks sweetie. Was unemployed for 6 months and just in my 3rd week.

@RealBlackIrish Heard R4 news 'propaganda' b/s about the 'mystery of the unemployment figures' today & thought > not long now b4 it unravels

@Oscar96B @peterh_96 Paul green would give him a run for his money #unemployed

@ddaretolove haha, yeah.. Unemployment sucks!!

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga...but I'm still unemployed

@FredV90 Big new public housing programme would reduce unemployment & meet housing need.

They go to bad late...and in the morning sleep untill late. And then complain bout being unemployed#nugga STFU

Let's talk 'chains' as it relates 2 the #Black Communities BarackObama & @VP Biden panderto, HOW'S 14.9% #Jobless #'s WORKING FOR THEM? @GOP

The more new blogs/ bloggers I come across, the more I realize unemployment is rising

I believe that sometimes unemployed even said, Back in business..

Being unemployed means I get to sleep in and watch the office all day

I think it's funny that I'm doing far more traveling while unemployed than I typically do employed.

The only reason the President hasn't fired Biden at this point is because he can't afford to see unemployment numbers rise anymore.

Unemployment / graduation perk: reading for fun. Currently: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks.

Unemployed again and panicing

officially unemployed #worrd

@drugmonkeyblog @Dr24hours the expectations for unemployment ACROSS THE BOARD are higher. a PhD does not innoculate one against foodstamps.

UK unemployment falls to 2.56m, -0,2% according to Office for National Statistics (ONS) #goodnews #notonlybadnews

im sayingg...unemployed asses cant b busy too? im a WRITER for petesake scratch that sweepstakes. my shits fulltime/overtime.

watching superscrimpers cause I'm an unemployed student

I thought going to the unemployment office was tragic and torturous until I considered using their restroom facilities.

@mona_mini lol do something next week? I don't know what though and it has to be fairly cheap as I'm jobless :)

@HankHarrawood 4.7% is wrong, Bear Stearns had been bought by now. unemployment was rising steadily throughout '08 going into '09...above 5%

@TristanP84 I will switch it all up. Because Dempsey is jobless I will take Luis Suarez, Nani and Vermaelen. Or did someone take Nani?

@hinchyb welcome to the world of twitter #jobless#poor#uneedajob#nightsout#kfcsundays#girlfriend#clothes#pepperminttea

Sittin at the unemployment office , Hope my brutha hurry up !

@_zitaos i'm good! been chillin these past few weeks cuz... jobless hahaha. how bout you? it's still summer break right?

If you have TWO kids with an unemployed loser named sleepy you deserve to be a single mother.

God dammit. I'm not walking all the way back to the kitchen for a fork. Potato chip as utensil? Yes. #unemployed t.co/NJZYAsk1

Lauren's unemployed.- @bistrokid #thanksman #welfare #yourefired #foodstamps

actually, the PhD *does* change expectations for unemployment. but you are missing my point. have to compare like values @sciliz @Dr24hours

I rather sell Drugs then request for a unemployment check

@chrissy_can seriously though. Dumbest shit ever. I just don't put that in there at all. Still jobless AHAHAHA yay

@thecyclemsnbc GOP commercial showing Obama running for pres. asks if unemployment was more important. But Bush was pres. then, jobs lost.

@Hedgey01 @trev0272 Definitely has. Unemployment falling? PT jobs on checkout. Need tax credits.Your employer makes vast profits #capitalism

Went to sleep jobless woke up with a job offer

Mind you, Levein doesn't look to fresh either. The face of a man on the verge of unemployment

Unemployed until monday #newjob

All people do is breed when they have no job

@BarackObama income taxes are lower because income is down due to unemployment #mathsnothard

@gopthinking What do you expect. He put the wars on the books and we have 8% unemployment. Plus 400 a year in interest.

My unemployment was delayed due to me losing some school paperwork...now I can't get paid for another week FML

Prepare yourselves, folks. I'm now unemployed and determined to somehow profit from my writing. This means aggressive self-promotion.

Learnt today. Freelance = unemployed until you make a million.

Swag is the reason unemployment is high - @JLT_3

@tmysliwy I wish I was unemployed...

@StormyyRae56 haha I can afford to get my license reinstated right now let alone bills. #jobless

Being unemployed and job hunting is LONG. Enjoying the daily lie ins though! #UpsideToBeingABum

Me and Taylor are the jobless ones.

@johnsager @Gibbe84 Shame you lost it. was interesting to read about it. Start unemployed, see where you end up?

I refuse to believe that anybody genuinely enjoys being unemployed.

@sciencetrader when is unemployment claims?

@myyyranda2: Me and Taylor are the jobless ones. I work weekends

@ScottKillen88 I just saw the article about unemployment and just a coincidence that the programme was on. Big eye opener like!

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My weed look good like a short unemployment line

@mrfr3shly nowhere.. The unemployment office. Lol

It's been two months since I moved and been unemployed since...

Correction I'm the jobless one.

Hey at least unblock.. True tho @SantosTHEBOSS: Lol, its called unemployment bro @IamToluOke: Why is @spikedspartan gunning for a fight with

Unemployment rates

98% of chelsea fans in Nigeria are Jobless. They Love drinking Chelsea Dry Gin.

@JamiesRabbits Thanks for the tips? Now, what to do when you follow the rules and still never get an interview... Hmmmm.

@Joe_Crack88 @cocofashion123 being unemployed. Easy enough.

@WillBirch4_Ace yessssss! That's why I'm jobless -.- lol

I have been unemployed for 2 months...feels like years...

@BarackObama That is incorrect O gets the square. If economy was fixed and unemployment down around 3 ( actual is 14%)then the answer is yes

@TheSundry I doubt it would be stolen in the sense that your netbook isn't worth risking unemployment. Now, 20K in cards...

Guess who's not an unemployed bum anymore?? This girl right here!!!!! #soexcited =D

@BenSpies11 'unemployment doesn't pay the bills' & 'Matt mladin ate my dust'?