News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 17

@JennieMacfie yes its unfortunate that 25% of people are unemployed but if they had been sensible and not reckless things would be different

Oh so theres a decrease in the number of unemployed according to goverment.. Maybe thats coz of the olympics! Watch it rise again shortly!

i need to take photos... i need to be productive. this whole, being unemployed thing is really getting old. #someonehireme

@TonyclementCPC how many newfies work in western Canada? #labourshortage #immigration #unemployment #labourabuse

#GuessBidnesNextGaffe Tells blacks Mitt wants to send them back to a time when their unemployment was under 15% #tcot

A vote for Obama guarantees women will be....well.....just as unemployed as men for four more years. #tcot #tlot #ocra #p2

@__bhuvanesh__ oh ok...its bcoz that ppl r critizing him so thats y he said that ppf of twitter/fb r jobless...lol

“@_Too_Pretty So I didn't pass my drug test so I guess I'm jobless smh” damn... stop smoking

@VII_XXVI lol right we both can't be jobless lol I need a sugar momma

Damn L.A. has 11.1% unemployment. Yes I read the news.

Man, I'm so jobless+lifeless+sakainess x)

Facebook jobs: CEO, model, photographer, graphic artist, promoter = unemployed! who you trying to fool? lmao!

@BellaDeVious do you get unemployment?

Having a wallet with no money in it has got to be the worst thing about being an unemployed teenager

Now that my kids are grown, I am no longer a SAHM--just an unemployment housewife.

Peruvian Unemployment Rate 6.2% in-line with estimates, previous 6.3%

Ive just heard on BBC1 news The economy is creating jobs !! So how have the NE 18,000 more unemployed since this time last year !! #LIARS

@abc 1st Black Dem Pres policy = >45% black youth & >15% black adult unemployment = high black Govt handouts. Change & vote for opportunity

@abbiegreenhill ah right, I need to get applying for stuff, I refuse to be unemployed any longer!

Unemployment going down whilst the economy shrinks? Maybe welfare-to-work providers need looking at to see how figures are being fudged.

In other news, in my struggle to stave off boredom during my stint of unemployment, it's time to see what this Downton Abbey hype is about.

@AmorousAubri I'm unemployed like you!

You can always tell bitches that are dirty or have stank ass pussy. They try to roast random chicks to get shine on twitter Probably Jobless

So the unemployment office called my phone..... It's gonna b along day

Well that's odd. 10mins report on #Olympic rowers v 20 seconds (no interviews) on disastrous #jobless figures as 2nd story. Really #UTVnews?

@HouseofTwits @djsage86 @MagsNews Let's not forget that Demonising the unemployed affects their mental health as well.

@AndyWendt @TheSoulfulVixen That's OK. It will just drive his unemployment figures higher and job hunters might get turned off to him.

Jesus Christ - a week off and I'm doing my nut in. I don't know how you unemployed people do it! Bravo.

@soudha @raghu_ttm @mr__mahesh @saishashank4u jobless guys anta supreme star fan anapudey evida nta bavers ardam avtundi

No shade. But some of the hood unemployed shit you tweet about, we don't give a fuck about during our working day.

S/O to us jobless niggas

THESE GIRLS ARE JOBLESS WITH NO FATHERS....SMH

Bank of England perplexed vis a vis recession -v- unemployment figures? Why, its a game, aptly named, 'Duplicity'

Just great. New I'm jobless AGAIN

Looking at unemployment on #bbcnewsline. One woman has been telling me how she looked for work for three years - she got a job last week.

Couldn't the growth of jobs in the services sector account for unemployment decrease without growth in output? #schoolboyeconomics

Time off work is great... Unlike dealing with unemployment. #annoying

Lost another unemployment battle... That's ok because there are plenty more on the way..LOL

@patydiaz_ I'm unemployed too. Hate it!!!

@VCheungx aw is he.. Being jobless is crap I want a full time job.. Awww :( weather has been so shit too xxx

You're Not Unemployed At Your High School Reunion. You're a Savvy Entrepreneur [A HOW-TO GUIDE]

@OFWardWonka the SBWonka thought that everyone in the OFW was on disability, unemployment or was just chillin

@realaleupnorth Where do these unemployed, 9.30 am boozers get their money from?...never been in a pub at that time in my life, never will.

Does anyone know if #Olympic workers were taken into account in latest unemployment figs?

@Eapter93: Put the word Job in a tweet and see how many replies you get from companies #job #career #unemployed #needajob

@luisaotero618 1) You have more unemployed men 2) Some guys feel entitled 3) Some women control relationship with money

UK Youth Unemployment Rates: Eng 19.0%, Scotland 19.4%, Wales 21.1%, & N.Ireland 22.3%. NI lagging - Does NI Govt need a new jobs strategy?

The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed LMFAO

@HackneyAbbott What ideas do you have to reduce unemployment then? you did not make one suggestion... and thats why Labour arent in power!

OH YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED SIR THAT'S GREAT

Lying dwn lyk a hopeless, hungry, jobless, helpless person

@MrCOOK_ ni**as wouldnt wake up.. U would raise unemployment lol

@MittRomney @realDonaldTrump Miit, show anger. kick BHO's ass. Demand his hidden files. Show jobless dads w/crying kids. Hit him hard.

I don't see how people don't have internships or jobs. I been unemployed 3 days and am going mentally crazy.

@glcarlstrom @SultanAlQassemi Especially for an unemployed guy. He's got to pinch his pennies.

How could anyone think relaxing work requirements for welfare during a period of 8+% unemployment is anything other than logical policy?

@carlquintanilla “@dkberman:15 states with worse unemployment than the 8.3% U.S. average, 12 Blue and 3 Red. ... health care and education?

Im unemployed..but im paid for

@kcresto amazingness. My fav is still lower body fat than unemployment. #p90x

*Claps* truth!@DRiiZZy_K_BAbEY: Facebook jobs: CEO, model,photographer, graphic artist,promoter = unemployed! who you trying to fool? lmao!

Everyone's either already in classes, or moving in. What am I doing? I'm at home. And unemployed.

If the Duke of Edinburgh is the main news today does that mean there is nothing more important like unemployment or poverty to worry over?

@SammySucu In the prior 60 YEARS, unemployment was 8%+ for a TOTAL of 39 months. And if the labor force was the same now as it was in 1/09

CEO has became unemployed!

@JasonFritz1 You know now you're just another statistic: an unemployed OIF veteran.

having little money really does suck #unemployment

@SammySucu Unemployment would be at 11%. And the real unemployment now is unfathomably high when you take into acct underempl/given up

The way you say my name, makes me feel like I'm that nigga, even though I'm unemployed...

I kinda feel bad for chad tho. Jobless, woman less and spent lots of money courting

Even for the unemployed >>> A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. ~Earl Wilson

@Kvn_Vill wow baby! pulubi ako e. jobless diba

@coolfunnytshirt to add more extortion, rape, corruption, unemployment, murder.

I love the unemployed life

The NHS in England....Unemployment in England....Schools in England - find some UK wide stories or leave that for regional news!

American black youth unemployment is 40% looks like Obama cares more about Illegal Aliens than American citizens.

MAJOR @TheTurnOffList: Being jobless.

I'm unemployed for bout another 2 weeks. Being home is too boring!

@BenJarvis5 I'll sell it! Being the unemployed entrepreneur I am #northerndemand currently baking breadnavec cake #thinkimawoman

Don't let keeping it real keep u in da unemployment line #chadadvice

Everyone claiming to be a BOSS.... But Im unemployed someone should hire me (CitiNites)

@Wilk5280 @Meldlm I have NCAA on the 360 and nothing but free time since I'm unemployed.

@WorkFoundation rather optimistic. total no of people working full-time up by 77k on year, part-time by 174k

@LindseyMastis Yet I've been unemployed for a year *Sighs*

@JoeBiden Obama's opposition to #HR1489 Return to Prudent Banking (#Glass-Steagall Re-implementation) has made millions homeless & Jobless

@ElizabethEmken Wondering if Senator Feinstein has any clue that CA has been number 3 in unemployment for a few yrs now.

@1pcornwell Jobless love-cheat, dodgy dealer living off the state

Aaaaaaaaaaand........ I have officially retired from work and therefore am jobless until NEXT SUMMER

@KyleMarno didnt say i wanted too, its a 2pac quote. you're unemployed with no qualifications, i'm going to uni

@LouiseMensch Is this the man who will dismantle Obama's health plan for the poor. Note Unemployment is up in the Midlands.@Ed_Miliband

That's the 1 nice thing about being unemployed (still) You can go places in the city that would normally be crowded and their empty weekdays

Everyone's getting a job, & im just here, Jobless .

If every woman who has kissed a married man got fired, the unemployment rate would probably be 50%.

#NDP2012 So the plan is to reduce unemployment to 14% by 2020 & 6% by 2030. Optimistic since we strangle the economy with more tax & #etolls

@avabianca ah idk if this is an angst fic D: i was playing around in this forum then i found a fanfic thread&i read it coz im jobless lol >

@ReignOfApril responded to your request for tax returns because Biden talked about chains. no response from you on black unemployment I see.

There is no amnesty for the sky-high black unemployment rate. There's no amnesty for this bad economy & declining jobs! Wake up people!!

I kno he jobless n shit but it ain't like he gave me a dollar anyway nigga gav me 2 newports 2 days ago

I am officially unemployed!!!

Otis Elevator is accepting job applications at the SC Unemployment Security Commision on Evans St. In Florence, SC RTRT

Black is beautiful..and unemployed