News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 18

Being unemployed is actually making me go insane. JUST GIVE ME MONEY AND I'LL DO SHIT FOR YOU.

@k1_WestCoast Ahahaha I hella wana just go back to sleep but that would be hella lazy of my unemployed ass!! Lmao

its that time of day where i leave the house and pretend to do important things!! #unemployed

@Lololek Zuma had a plan for unemployment...

Obamas October supprise will be the unemployment rate drop

@IngrahamAngle And more job candidates for the scarce jobs. I am sure that will help minority unemployment.

Did you know unemployment rate goes down when people stop collecting unemployment, quit looking for work + go on skyrocketing disability?

Loud = weed | stupid = alot | bad = good | good = never mind | chill = f* | love = sex | I'm a rapper = I'm unemployed.

The Way You Say My Name Makes Me Feel Like Im That Nigga, But Im Still Unemployed

@_keynlock read a taeny one! keke :D jobless? what happened? >

@ianscott2005 same here! Unemployment has great hours but the pay sucks!

@DerryOConnor i just have late late nights and late mornings. #unemployed

The Jerusalem international crafts fair is a very difficult place for an unemployed person.

@LukeDehaan @LukeBos unemployed bums

unemployment falls, a clear sign of improvement.OR,we've just hosted a major international event requiring 70,000 short-term contract staff?

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@Dakota_Marie143 But ur acting like it just hit him TODAY that he needs a job.He's been unemployed for a while and needed a job before 2day

Almost officially #unemployed

We know Obama has not lowered unemployment or increased economic growth. He is in over his head on the economy.

Officially unemployed and I'm okay with it

An unemployed doctor kidnapped a child of a crorepati but failed to get ransom as no one could read his ransom letter.

having quite possibly the shittest day ever. how can the life of an unemployed student be so stressful?

Mom, dad, I lied to you about my life. I am unemployed & addicted to the Chocobo breeding part of Final Fantasy 7.

@forthesinglez y not kill two birds w/ one stone & have it in an unemployment line? #BOOM #THATSRACIST

If you want to avert the monster called #unemployment, always position yourself ahead of any new trend in d economy #Entrepreneurship #PlanB

@Ironhelix House GOP has nothing to do with Obama's 42 straight months of 8+% unemployment. What the hell are you talking about?

193,000 unemployed in East Midlands... 8.3% (1 in 5 under-25s) I've fucked it.

Unemployment + child support = new hair, nails, and a new car, and money to buy a new outfit for the club.

“The data is clear, 50 percent unemployment, a 90 percent stock market drop, and 100 percent annual inflation… starting in 2013.” #gameover

@WindMillOnHoes @xtina_live @cmp_66 @zxa_sean_dah you took too much time to have pics like that on standby. You proved ur jobless.

More on Rand: By holding their money unemployment remains high and they can blame President Obama with the bad economy that they control.

Great news that unemployment is still falling, still lower than US and Eurozone.

Spanish unemployment also hits an all-time high of 24.63% from 24.44% 6 of the 17 countries in the euro zone are in a recession #LBS #July

There's no longer a stigma attached to being unemployed... Remember when being on the dole used to be shameful?

I've never seen so many unemployed people brought together in my life #tuesdaynight

Anybody able to provide a mobile-friendly link to regional unemployment numbers?

Boss Bitch characteristics!!! @imGHETTOBARBIE: im unemployed..but im paid for

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more xbox i guess why not #jobless

Jobless, Moneyless, Car less, & i still get shit done. Whats your excuse?

Sometimes when I have days off I wish I had more unemployed friends that could entertain me during the day. #sobored #midmorningnaps

@Turnip2000 @IrishRail its a victory for the unemployed today.

Charts: inflation, gasoline, unit labor costs, industrial production, jobless claims, retail sales, etc. via @TimDuy #economy

@miss_E_robinson stay lookin fly, even if you jobless

@CheesierBanjo I'm sorry to hear about ur job and do hope u get another soon. My son unemployed too so understand a wee bit.

@DickMorrisTweet Unemployment was 10% in 2009 but after Obama's Stimulus it decreased to 8.1%. #p2 #tcot #twitter #Teaparty #ocra

Whenever unemployment in Scotland figures are on , every fucker in the house looks at me...

@Ducks4Ever23 I'm 29, unemployed and squatting at my mom's. Also, no college. So, shut up.

So unemployed Americans, are you ready to compete with about a million illegal aliens who will work hard at about any job for less money?

@magapanthus @WelfareUnion the gov has deemed a plan to give people 5hrs work a week, that will employ 8 people, unemployment cured

Unemployment up by 7,000 in the West Midlands.

@The_Coleman easily on of my fav films. #unemployed

Barak Obama ignores the law so that illegals can stay and take jobs away from Americans when African American unemployment is at 14% #naacp

@rude_jude having a husband wit 100k job, quiting your job because of stress, and collecting unemployment #whitepeoplewednesday

How I met your mother, only thing making unemployed life bearable

@LFCKirstyLFC They should employ these some of these unemployed people at jobcenters instead of the useless turds that work there.

@etisalat_9ja S????O??????? what's Etisalat done †O provide solution †O †ђ? high unemployed youths in Nigeria..?

Playing videogames cause I'm unemployed.

@PipermorePiping: I walk aroun my job, fuck everybody *walks in a lil circle* unemployment office here he come

Eric and I have our own team called jobless

@Kate_Sexton of unemployment money/food stamps. Those are the ones who need to have their resources cut. Not the troops.

Jobless people asking stupid questions and getting stupid replies from even more jobless people.

The unemployment rate is 8.3% but the unemployment and underemployment rate is 15%.

Why won't Obama talk to the press? Scared to talk about Iran, unemployment, Syria, or Afghanistan? #p2 #potuw #Obama2012 #wheresthemedia

@mitchellreports obama's policy's have increased unemployment and stunted economic growth

Since #Obama last took a question from the media, unemployment went up to 8.3%, Syria is more of a threat, and he's hosted 42 fundraisers.

@Art_Li This was debated on R4 this morning and the blame was put on unemployment and the recession

If all of you Obama Zombies like being on unemployment and losing your homes, vote for Obama. You'll get more of the same.

@parisandjoanne indeed I have always been thankful for my job of 16 years. Now unemployed since April hard to find something trusting God

1.2 million Americans unemployed @barrackobama gave work visas to up to 1 million illegals starting today REMEMBER IN NOV @AFLCIO

And that AP story presupposes we have actually had a recovery. Record numbers of dependency and 42 months of 8+% unemployment say otherwise.

I like money I can't ever be unemployed

Today's unemployment figures really dont show the true story. Unemployment higher this month than last in Chorley!

@EamonnMallie that's two separate Olympic victory stories ahead of news on unemployment. Hmmmm

Instead of Cutting Medicare, Unemployment, and Mass Health maybe they should try regulating gas prices.

Dude, your country runs a trillion dollar debt, half your consumers are homeless and another half are jobless. Get over yourself, bitch.

Man i have been so blessed with all these interviews.in the last 3 weeks. Hopefully i will get the job where God calls me to. #jobless #hope

I need a fxckin fill and im waiting for my unemployment ... #kikibeeproblems

@Sassy_Suz Cut Medicare, social security & end unemployment. Should start cutting pork projects & their own benefits. Save millions!

@RaisingGreatMen a #relationship than we don't need to be together! Thats where relationships today go wrong.Unemployed Im sorry for you.

@LidlAdventure @IrishRail @Turnip2000 Unemployed people travel too and were also delayed along with tourests with little info given

The kid was #jobless two weeks ago now I have to pick between 3 jobs #decisions

@Moneymikeo Truu.. I'm unemployed too. No excuses

@Health_Env So, youth-unemployment is up (ie les$), but youth-smoking is up too. Anti-smoking funding cuts+less hopeful=bigger health costs

THEORY: every time someone is fired, donuts are brought in. Softening the blow of unemployment with fried dough. #ISeeWhatYouDidThere

@LFCKirstyLFC hopefully u know about da unemployment of india???

Now she wants to talk to me bc in jobless

All the stuff on the news is depressing as fuck, recession this, unemployment that, cunts killing kids.. wtf is the UK coming to? #ShitHole

Bitch will be jobless by the end of tomorrow

Never thought I would be this excited to be unemployed!

My fellow ladies,Please stop requesting men2 have a job,car,dress clean,if urself are unemployed,lookin hella ratched&wearin bird nest weave

@ItsJayJeffers your sucha bitch that is my job! I hate you! :( dickweed! WHAT ARE YOU DOING EY! unemployed benefit scrounger ¬¬ LOL

@YoungSanchez88 even j admitted they were both basically unemployed ha!

the way you say my makes me feel like im that nigga but im still unemployed...

@RayRiley5 Oh really? I was also told by Obama that unemployment would be under 7% after spending $1 trillion of stimulus.

@chemicalpink I am, but: unemployed. When I get more money!

got less moneyy than an unemployed pigeon, genuinely considering sellinggg toffee crisps on tha street corner

My sister is dumb, lazy, and super picky about potential jobs. She's 26 and #unemployed ...don't be like her #PSA

Part of the 25% unemployed youth? Thanks to the Dream Act, you now have to compete with illegal immigrants for jobs.

@CurtisMigurtis @Roof_Top_Ry who's winning the powerball so we can be #jobless