News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 16

Since unemployment is all solved now, it's the perfect time to grant amnesty and add hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens to the market.

@julianlee2 how to get capital? I am unemployed.

@Slaminsky Sorry. Hopelessly unemployed, I forget day of week, time of day etc.

Damn chad johnson .... man dude thats exactly why that girl was on that show SHES CRAZY!! Now she just laughin at you while you are jobless

This #Comcast location looking like the unemployment office

@nprnews How is throwing 2 million people into the already unemployed hordes gonna help? Worry about the 8.2% unemployment

@vivianberryhill @TampaGurlFL 25 mil Americans unemployed, 47 mil on food stamps & 11 mil homeowners under water! 4 more yrs, 4 more yrs!

@ShannonPoe You're conflating a bad economy and recession. Recession is about GDP, not unemployment.

@Sooz07 Oh yeah I heard. Why do that at a time of financial crisis and high unemployment??? Ppl will just fall out of the system this way!

Back to the unemployed life smh

@McKaylaMaroney Please hook me up with free tickets to your event in Brooklyn! Id love to meet you but I'm an unemployed loser.

They way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed

A future for all in 2030 will result in a 5.5% growth rate? People are unemployed, being killed, etc. as we speak#NationalDevelopmentPlan

@Schickrateez my conclusion is we should have saved when we spent, but since we didn't you either have to spend or accept high unemployment.

Wake up at noon.. Tv til 2.. Grab lunch then Bball at jcc.. The good life of a currently unemployed summer student #loveit #thegoodlife

Can't get over the fact that Walter Smith and Gordon Strachan are jobless but Craig Levein is manager of our country. #FuckSatAboot

Oh the news is ever so cheerful. It's all rises in unemployment, rises in train prices. Ironically, my playlist just played Blue. I rest ...

@theseantcollins I found that there was heated resistance to the very notion of ending their pain/unemployment

Put the word Job in a tweet and see how many replies you get from companies #job #career #unemployed #needajob

Feels so weird to just sit here & not do shit....#unemployment

Sooo its a bad bitch in the unemployment office , I wanna holla but that bitch ain't got a job either

@mirmotokki @dowradowra oh nooo! sige! kahit unemployed, game! next week@

The real tragedy is that the long-term unemployed will never catch up financially. No gov't program can make up for lost wages, 401-k's, etc

Got a called this afternoon from MRS. My cousenlor recommened me for a program that SUPPOSE to help men thats unemployed. Mon-Wed 12-3

Serious downsizing will b d outcome. A bank won't keep u for one second if your service isn't needed again #unemployment & #Entrepreneurship

@rico501 when u back? I'm still unemployed so let's golf #needajob

I've been unemployed for too long now.

@sri50 people in twitter /FB are jobless...said by Goutham vasudev menon..whats ur take on this..

Ocho cinco is unemployed , I mean chad Johnson

@wutusay my unemployment better not be less $15, cause that would totally suck.

aur ek hai @BhataktiAthma @NatKhat_Siri:tis reminds me of my school essay onEk Dukhi ki atmakatha“@Jobless_Enginer:Ek Hai Dukhi Aatma”

ME my Life : Focus| U my liife : jobless| U my actions : hopeless

@m0rgan_tayl0r_1 you should work in unemployment lol :)

@DSawka It is, you unemployed freeloader

@RSavageSF Come to Oklahoma! Unemployment is 5.9%. Edmond, OK is a great city & only minutes away from OKC. Problems...too consertive.

@jdubs88 Prime evidence of what's wrong in our business. I predict your unemployment status will be short lived.

@crystalmayella damn dude!! You get jobs like craZy!!!! Here i am still jobless ahah, where you workin at now?

Interesting that the suicide rate tracks rising unemployment slowly, but drops down almost immediately in periods of recovery.

@myersnews If my mom were to ever watch me work, I'm pretty sure she'd think I'm actually unemployed and just don't know it.

Wish i had more energy. So glad i'm officially unemployed again!

#Unemployment figures down, benefit claims up. How do they expect us to believe this stuff?

@Amonrosier #BBCNews pretend they can't make sense of situation more like. They know full well why. Unemployed figures fixed & #workfare :D

@LucyFisher4 aw no :( well atleast we can all be unemployed togethe- OH WAIT

. #ObamaLies Unemployment rate will be 8.5% without stimulus. Obama Lies

WA gains 5,000 jobs in July. Unemployment ticks up to 8.5%

Let's not forget it was the #GOP congress that held unemployed Americans hostage so the 2% could keep their tax CUTS.

@JaredDudley619 congrats on being the new MVP of twitter: I mean, now that @ochocinco is unemployed.. among other things.

Great news regarding unemployment today - proving that the economy is creating jobs and the government's plan is working.

2.5 million people unemployed. Oh.My.God.

My brother got his G2. FINALLY, no more being a chauffeur #unemployed #freedom

The worst part of getting laid off is having to sit in the unemployment office #whyme

yaaaay!! I got the job!! I wont be an unemployed bum anymore! :D #yayme

@MrJules_ @Tutsi_Washe @TheMutizOan hahahaha as long as u bring the drinks...u know some of us are now unemployed...lol

@DangerousRemedy @bobdobolina Its funny that you quote a graph that's over a year old. What's the unemployment level?Still blaming Bush?

@markknoller U mean like supporting traditional marriage, obamacare lies, transparency lies, unemployment rate lies, int'l respect lies etc

Summer job over. This means it's back to being unemployed with a masters degree...enjoy school while you can @eeep_roro

am jobless

The unemployment figures are just disgusting 1 out of ever 5 people in London don't work

oh dear not unemployment falling its just putting people on courses - shows up as not unemployed but still getting benefits

@mtgcolorpie @JhoiraArtificer Had no idea PAX was soon. I'm broke from being jobless since June & I have baseball & MtG articles to write.

@adreagordon @bies25 ask yourself how come when Dems are in power, poverty grows, unemployment increases, struggle becomes worse?

@Stackymack Hahah, I was close the other day, thankfully I resisted. Not quite hit that realm of jobless desperation.

So angry at Evelyn Lozada.It seems like she propelled the issue. now 85 is unemployed & radioactive.

People need hope & opportunity. News of 400 newly unemployed plus 11,000 private sector jobs lost over two years do nothing to help.

Worst increase in unemployment in country in my area...I feeel so persecuted! *_* can't they just give me a job on a corner on a soapbox?

Parents are coming back later and mom's birthday tomorrow. The sweetest gift from an unemployed is general house cleaning. :)))

The government is asking why the number of unemployment is rising. Its because they're making it more beneficial to be a scrounger then work

socialbizorg: Reality TV fan or not, will you watch this new unscripted series documenting the unemployment crisis in the US? ...

Listen guys - I used to work for the DWP. Make no mistake. This 'fall' in unemployment? Is the result of careful management of Jobseekers.

If u have cool frndz=famzer,if u like to party=jobless,if u travel a lot=doing jazz,if ur frndz r lazy=using their luck,#cntpleasesociety

Haiya, this is weird. The Saudi govt is pushing women into employment....and unemployment among stands at 29.6%! YIKES!

@richiedaw Unemployment has risen by 25,000 in Yorkshire.

@markknoller Gay marriage? Cutting deficit? Unemployment under 6%. Seriously?

looks around cafe and narrows eyes at all the other ppl hanging out on their macbooks i bet those fuckers r unemployed too

im unemployed..but im paid for

@janemcqueen He doesn't seem to mind about that at all. 25% of workers unemployed - that's pretty fierce.

I can improve the employment statistics... call young people who have never had a job the pre-employed. #Unemployment will fall overnight!

@chevyfhuis @StefCutter @mittromney wants to put you back in chains? Middle class lost 40% of their wealth and black unemployment is at 15%

Remember when all you people with Olympic jobs were stunting? Back to being unemployed? Ah well mate

Unemployment has rose again! I'm getting fedup of this country!

Todays news - unemployment is falling, pull the other one looks like somones manipulating the figures #lies

If my brain isn't working can it collect unemployment?

it seems like over half of my tl are unemployed or work 10hrs/wk. either I'm old or they're lazy.

#bbcnews. Managing to put a negative spin on falling unemployment. No coincidence Steph Flanders used to 'step out' with the two Eds.

@BBCNews unemployment figures may be down due to benefit sanctions for people not doing free work or seeking work

@LeftSlashRight @sharm629 @ebrew79 Good luck trying to convince the coal miners, oil workers, unemployed, underemployed, and so on.

So I didn't pass my drug test so I guess I'm jobless smh

C'mon Kami Sama, I know you don't want me to be a broke bum forever. #jobless #fail

#AP: Ugliness goes well beyond unemployment, which at 8.3% is the highest this long after a recession ended. #tcot

Just a thought... Maybe unemployment figures are fiddled?

Chris Christie, NJ's massive failure of a governor, chosen to be RNC's keynote speaker. NJ unemployment rate stayed the same since 2010.

The Gov are saying unemployment down but out put down by 0.7% with people cost saving i dont believe this rubbish for a second @Number10gov

@killyourselfid music is going. still currently unemployed, so I'm writing. A lot. A lot a lot. Good ass summer thus far

Now, d rate of #unemployment is high,what'll happen by d time d next downsizing starts? Only those wit entrepreneurial spirit wil survive it

@Bigscout And here i am thinking it's just me being cynical about the latest unemployment figures! Thank flook it's not

The govt seem pretty chuffed that unemployment is less than 3mn. Well job done they can all go home and let #Labour fix the country again

@CllrAConnaghan Statewide unemployment in March 2011 was 14.7% and was 14.8% in July 2012

TV Economists talking bollocks about today's unemployment figures. THE GOVERNMENT IS BOOKING PART-TIMERS AS THE EMPLOYED. Muppets.

@lambethfield Lol so not the Dan Marino tweet. Which one? Unemployed people send lots of tweets.

@_Too_Pretty: So I didn't pass my drug test so I guess I'm jobless smh#LookinAss