News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 41

@KarlTurnerMP @paulmasonnews and why do BBC interview someone from the city when jobs data come out, but never any actual unemployed people?

If at first you don't succeed, file for unemployment.

Chad Johnson ain even sign no #prenuptial agreement smdh. He unemployed right now, Evelyn filing 4 divorce & she finna get half.

@WillySkyKing You brought it up. And if you dont do SOME deregulation you are stuck with 8% unemployment cuz business hires. #romneyryan2012

@CamdynE ALL DAY ERDAY. still unemployed. hahaha.

@BarackObama FACT unemployment remains at 8.3% and millions of others have given up in total despair. great leadership

@Weird_Homeboi***now you know,na some jobless ppl nah,wey their brain don die

nice im unemployed again

Iv never sent anything anonymous on any social network cause I can't be bothered , and I thought I was jobless :)

Not actually feeling nervous about exam results tomorrow now, I have accepted the fact ill be on the streets jobless for the rest of my life

@USAHipster: ARE YOU UNEMPLOYED? WANT A JOB? VOTE FOR @MITTROMNEY ON NOVEMBER 6TH. #ROMNEY2012 #TEAPARTY #TCOT/Amen, Amen, Amen! #Nobama

... Or should I say my old job. Amber is now jobless.

@BabyMamaB_SGTC my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an unemployed and antisocial recluse

@runs1_ I wonder o lol,jobless people kmt

@SamSussex you know the sting in the tail re unemployment is coming Sam,just wait till autumn&winter with neg growth it has too

Fuck first I'm unemployed then my fine break

@Flame410 i guess. I'm gonna be unemployed again in a couple weeks. On to the next thing.

If you unemployed AND Broke

@PolarisJones @grayswindell @comancheblood and 6 trillion in debt , 8.3 unemployment , 711 billion cut in Medicare helps how?

?? gree o..awon oloshi @monako_unltd: @Weird_Homeboi***now you know,na some jobless ppl nah,wey their brain don die

@jdubs88 @oaknd1 well you were fantastic I love you being unemployed #notreally #wellkinda

@saritaaasays haaaa with what money?? #jobless

Really considering becoming jobless so I can go fest! #cry

@Lozgroganx @laurenastill YOU WONT EVEN BE THAT YOULL BE A LOZ ASTILL UNEMPLOYED URCHIN TEHE #lozwilltakeyoutothejobcentre

@Ralph_Meh_Down @gamebred_ bruh chill out. lol I'm unemployed anyways

Illegal immigrants cheer amnesty program w claims they'll be able to work in USA legally-yet US students w new collage degrees unemployed ?

A jobless nigerian was just surfing the net and succeded in fucking with your minds. Why don't you just do your research and stop this panic

@JennJennybean Yayyy sooo truee, im not unemployed anymore, haha

Moar people in part time, low skilled, low paid, poor progression potential roles looks good on unemployment - leaves economy b0rked.

@HelloDOLLY_ do I hear unemployment ?? Lmao u hit da lil gurl didn't u ?

@mariastephanos i am newly unemployed, if you know of any job resources online other than monster, let me know! :D

Unemployed people always texting you asking you, wyd?. Uh, at work.

@LabourSaleMoor @Sharonavraham strange logic to say unemployment reducing isnt good news.

@TheOnlyReed Nah white folks had actual jobs to lose & paid into unemployment. They came up more!

I'm going to start selling me pee to ya jobless fools who stay failing the drug test #HustleHard #AboveTheInfluence #50DollarCups #CleanPee

For goodness sake, I cannot believe what I am hearing. THERE IS NO RIDDLE OVER UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES. THEY ARE MASSAGED VIA SANCTIONING.

@CHALLNGEACCPTD @Keethers And, as for Black youth? Unemployment near 50%. I would consider that a failure, wouldn't you?

Most of the people on twitter are unemployed bums

@YoshiTatsuWWE On the unemployment list soon hopefully.

I can only purchase things in my mind. This is what #unemployment looks like

@J3Obsession i couldnt find a godamn job. ughh sucks being 16 and jobless lol. how old r u?

@FlawlessCalder_ aka an unemployed, broke uni student #lln

@ChiChiBeats the only thing wack about me homie is um unemployed wit no education...Chris!!!!!

An unemployed Moscow railworker owns the Kiev shopping centre? Not the Quinns. Oh, well that's all right then. #vinb

Unemployed Moscow railway worker. Seriously. Couldn't make this stuff up. #vinb

Tried to make it work but now that shit is unemployed

@UKFreeNews every time apart from one this resulted in a reduction in the number of unemployed people.

@WillySkyKing @JoeNBC u say GUESSING? Thats what I thought. O makin Mitt issue so Americans dont talk abt 23 Mil unemployed. #romneyryan2012

Officially jobless.........

@SaraInDubai Haha well still unemployed hehe but it's officially hitting me I graduated lok

Obamanomics 101: The economy will boom, and unemployment will dramatically drop if Mitt releases more tax returns. #tcot #p2

Obama is giving illegal immigrants jobs now? How bout fixing our own unemployment rate first!

Can't wait to find out how many A* I get tomorrow, jokes hello unemployed shit life!

I'm an unemployed bride with 2 weeks left until I'm married & in a PhD program. I.e., I'm going to fringe my face off. t.co/jswzLHNW

@PrintingPages @JeremyJacobs @eileenspeaker @MidlandsToday Opps wrong Midlands Today I meant @bbcmtd! Yes unemployment in #Midlands over 8%!

@francesmartel @TheJaneDough Of all the things that don't cure unemployment, binge drinking is the most popular

Feelin' a couple palm bays. @sowerbyy Let's celebrate #thirstythursday tmrw. #unemployed

Because a) media bosses are convinced unemployed so useless they can't speak b) don't like poor pple & c) producers don't like poor pple

how to cure unemployment..go to mexico, then return as an (illegal) and then Get a job quickly..(because you can claim) illegal status

The unemployment rate is plummeting and y'all are worried about instagram parties. Smh let me go

@WDMSteve Not 23M unemployed the last u6 was 15M. #RomneyRyan2012 #Obama2012 #tiot

Who knew all the underachievers and overachievers would grow up and be unemployed together?

@wsjaeboo That's nonsense. Just pointing out govt lies. Unemployment not down as they aren't full-time, permanent, living wage jobs

GOD pple so jobless n being stupid wt B.C's. =)) t.co/HHxVSVQQ

#BBC not biased. But buys more Guardians than any other paper and rates unemployment falling as less important than Assange, football & DofE

@wsjaeboo @Sharonavraham the economy needs sustainable jobs to grow long term. This fall is a blip. Even ONS say unemployment will rise.

@DemairisCabrera I jus walked away. Harold was like why didn't I answer the lady , I said bcz I didn't wanna collect unemployment lol

Unemployed and ready for the college life! #4days

@RossAAFC Clackmannanshire Council statistics show that in the year 2011 unemployment rose by 32%.. The year Ian had the Van #nocoincidence

@CASHL3WIS @arturdavis 14% unemployment in the black community. Seems kind of racist to me.

My nigga gt dat wrk bt currently unemployed

@Mel_Rook Obama's $Trillion stimulus was going to “reinvest” in America and bring unemployment below 6% #obama2012 #tcot #p2 um, FAIL.

Asin eh@Miz_Skye: Cosmic rays my ass!!!! Mtcheew ppl r just jobless its repulsive

#AP: Ugliness goes WELL BEYOND unemployment, which at 8.3%, is the HIGHEST this long AFTER a recession ended. #tcot

Doz Jobless ones o@missy_tee_rae: Some Nigerians stupid sha @Icecheddah: Asin eh@missy_tee_rae: LMAO!@Icecheddah: Cosmic Ray abi Ray

I'm Officially Jobless Lol

@Amy_Dys @lodicko homeless/jobless rub it in

People txtn me like wats up for 2night

401K lookin real good for the 4yrs I been wit the company. Let's jus say if they fired me today, along wit unemployment I'd be skr8t ballin!

wahoo! I'm free from summer courses. Now I can live up my unemployed summer again until I start working in September.

i'm so bored of being unemployed already i'm thinking of railing a line and jumping out of the window. it's only been 3 days, fuck!

Just when u think ur week is bad someone else is worse n that some I mean is ocho

idk why jobless pple spread stupid rumours cosmic rays ke!

@Emmy00000008 yeah same, except I can't really call it holidays for me it's the unemployed life haha

@lila98 I just saw Ur tweet to HH sheikh Mohammad. I m graduate but jobless from last one year and facing problems. Thanks

Unemployed Moscow railway worker and the Muslim Chef open a Clonmel barbershop. #Sitcomideas

S/O to all the fags in the Job Centre..lookin down they noses, talking to unemployed people like they some sort of mess..FOH.

Of coz!@Icecheddah: Doz Jobless ones o@missy_tee_rae: Some Nigerians stupid sha @Icecheddah: Asin eh@missy_tee_rae: LMAO!@Icecheddah:

In June, SF job growth 4% higher than a year ago, unemployment rate 7%, lowest among CA's major metro areas.

I'm done applying for jobs #team unemployed

Got a unemployment check round my wrist girl Im cashin out!

#Connecticut employment and unemployment numbers for July will be released tomorrow (Thursday). #CT #CTjobs

Damn I feel so bad for Chad Johnson he lost 3 endorsement deals,unemployed,Divorce #damnshame let this be a lesson...

@BarackObama's illegal amnesty begins today! Look for #unemployment and #crime rates to go up. #freepass #unconstitutional #brokenpromises

@zoocdoesstuff Dammit, guess ill stay unemployed until i get a job at Ubisoft ahaha. Apropo ai primit ms meu pe yt? Sper ca nu a fost creepy

I am still UNEMPLOYED……smgdmfh -___-

people use the money they get from work on the stupidest bullshit, then I see the people who really need them trying,jobless, & struggling

Sooooo ur unemployed and ur tryna be a co-signer?! #TFdude

#GodIsWatchingThem@missy_tee_rae: Of coz!@Icecheddah: Doz Jobless ones o@missy_tee_rae: Some Nigerians stupid sha @Icecheddah: Asin eh

Feel like I'm going back to school tomorrow cos I'm going to bed early . Just another day doing fuck all #unemployment