News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 31

@SashaCotton_ hahahahahaha we're good mates these days. Told him I've recently been made unemployed he said....

@themichaelowen @piersmorgan here's someone that knows all about money grabbing.... #Benchwarmer #moneygrabber #unemployed #dolequeue

@GABaines @mshapland wage doesn't come into unemployment stats though

The long-term unemployed account for 41% of the jobless

@coloradocandice I do have a job, I was commenting that high unemployment skews tax statistics along with selective tax credits.

lemme help you retweet sef..show the world how jobless and stupid you can be

Riots in the streets of France today, Muslims with 40% unemployment are raging against a socialist government who promised them more.

Numerous markets in Las Vegas are being bolstered up in value by low inventory. Seems like an artificial market considering unemployment le…

Overweight unemployed soap actresses. This celeb bb should be good -_-

Another job interviewing tip from Reader's Digest: Don't wear a catsuit. What if I'm auditioning for Cats? #unemployed

@Ruthless_Sports: Occupational idea for the recently unemployed Melkmen - The Juicemen t.co/gPRbvBVPSunny D bottles in LF?

It's time to end unemployment & debt in America. It's time to transition to a new #green economy. It's time for a #GreenNewDeal.

You unemployed ? I got a job for you . Come be my sex slave

Scary thought--what is the pervert Anthony Weiner doing with all the free time he has. Does he collect unemployment?...Donald Trump

@DinoKoumas haha wow you've been unemployed for far too long! Brain cells evaporating as we speak, twitter is destroying you my friend

The latest Audrain County unemployment rate is 6.2%. Statewide 7%.

TST Squawk Radio will be LIVE tomorrow morning EARLY @ 07:20 CDT on the floor of the CME for the Jobless Claims and Housing Starts Reports.

Waiting for housing starts and jobless claims.

@Mac3wen If only I could stay home and stroke my #Rick all day like Unemployed Jason

jobless people asking stupid questions . nonsense .

@teresaru wOow so I'm in my way to work to make that happen if you're getting unemployment obviously

@joeysbarnes when I was jobless, coaching, and chewing gum (taste tester) it was a rough time for me, but I did it for the kids

@kryslh Yup. in Louisiana $5,000 is too much. That's why my mom chose to stay unemployed and collect Welfare/Medicaid to support us.

@omi2oni hehe wateva babe I'm just jobless don't mind me :D

@jordanacharli05 yeah lol come help if u want seems ur jobless lol

@kmh21957 @carolynedivine The unemployment has Nothing to do with War. We had war had 4.4% unemployment 2007. Avg unemployment 5.2% 01-08.

@DVATW Islam, immigration, the EU, Benefits system, unemployment...........................

@georgemorrall Many temp jobs due2 1off factors such as the Olympics. Lower unemployment rate does not necessarily mean productivity gains.

“@Sophlovesit83: @MISS_N1CE not so far. Overweight unemployed soap actresses” Lol Bugging

@themichaelowen @piersmorgan What about u Mr Owen? Still unemployed?

“@teresaru: First time in my life I'm unemployed it feels so good that I'm considering early retirement”No!. No!. No!.

@marissatoyne hahaha when you're jobless, you don't have any money so therefore you're piss poor lol it's an inside joke

@MShapland ppl aren't accounted for in different ways. There's unemployed & employed but two stats don't add up to 100% of population.

20. What job do unemployed ppl claim the most? Stylist or Model?

@sprint I have been a loyal customer for decades, keep up the great job. How about a free month of service? Since I'm recently unemployed

@clairefarnaby think you should have a maga pot like me.. Saved ?30 already haha! #unemployed t.co/UOJLcbYu

Been employed for over 3 yrz but you can't even afford to buy a car yet you brag to the unemployed, chill

Just quit my job.. #wuddup #unemployed

@officialBovi er'tin s gettn worse in d country and he's too calm bout it... Imagine blackout wit insecurity and d rise in unemployment!!

@partiallypro It confuses me when people leech off of the unemployment system. There are plenty of jobs, unfortunately too many lazy people.

label owner/rapper “@Valerie_JeanC: 20. What job do unemployed ppl claim the most? Stylist or Model?”

@unemploymentmov unemployed have a 'duty to work'?..not for free we don't!

@BarackObama #2200dollars maybe use it to partially offset increased energy and food prices. Or supplement unemployment impacts.

Yall both jobless

Esp on twitter? Who cares what these jobless negros think

This dude on the radio I decided to quit my job, and join the black power movement

@themichaelowen @piersmorgan are you okay? You're unemployed

“@Valerie_JeanC: 20. What job do unemployed ppl claim the most? Stylist or Model?” Model

I'VE SOLVED USA UNEMPLOYMENT Instead of sending tech calls to India we just have more US workers doing it 24/7 #obama #usa #unemployment

Unemployment down and know one knows why. How about this - CAMERON is fixing the figures. #lying2facedbastards

@King__B__ o shit I'm so scared! Bitch STFU and get educated! And stop being a groupie! Your not Bad! Just jobless dumb hoe!

@hannah_e_cannon i am subscribed to so many of them, daily emails from next, superdrug, the lot! Desperate unemployed lifestyle haha!

@GABaines Yes, but if average wages were falling, wage inflation would be falling. So a drop in unemployment is not down to a fall in wages

@ajfromhouston Bush unemployment rate was 7.2% when he left office. Average for his last year was 5.9. Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics

@Mimiey_: jobless people asking stupid questions . nonsense .

Anyone can be called a journalist today. It means nothing. Actually it means unemployed.

For someone who's unemployed, you sure do smoke, drink, eat out A lot. Hmmmm

@5chw4r7z if I could find a job that would be the plan. However, at the moment I'm looking at being unemployed with a Master's.

@XOyantelaly_ lol omg, dylan was jobless for like 3months but he got on the ball now. Tell marco to apply at convergys or teleperformance.

@tHaT_dUdE_cHuZY mehn bin sleepin anyhw o...jez jobless..feel as tho I got fired at work loool

“@MiggyLou: I'm officially unemployed ” why bruh?

@partiallypro I'm pretty sure the unemployment checks they are cashing puts a lot more than $3600 in their pockets.

#ThingsUnlikelyToHearOnMOTD Here's the footy highlights for you unemployed people without Sky Sports

I don't know how I'm going to feed my shopping addiction next year while being unemployed...

so glad works startin up soon! these unemployment checcs r wacc af! Lol imiss seein everyone, the food n earnin my paychecc lyke a real man

jobless.....lookiin for a job

@Alex86Mack Was planning on going to Swindon.. You working or you an unemployed bum? Friday->Sat?

But our Economy is really goin to the Dogs if the Policy to subsidize/fund the unemployed while they search for employment passes!

So this is what being jobless feels like? Ok then! *sits*

I am officially (and willingly) an unemployed college student and it feels good. Let's see how long this lasts

@illuminaughty_7 but I'm still unemployed

@HaighyBhoy when it comes to scotland an unemployed

the way you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga but I'm still Unemployed.

On the surface great news about #unemployment figures...but what lies beneath?! Underpaid, part-time jobs and changes to data capture?!!

@Fri_enemy I'm excited but for the lost part, terrified. Haha a jobless 20 year old. I need to step up my game

If india goes through economic crisis, jobless situation for the people, it would be BJP and Left who would be responsible.

. I LowKey still feel unemployed .

Corny follower fake smoked out unemployed no money no hustle 2 kids 2 baby mamas not even a high school diploma but all the girls want EM

@fishplums @laurakirsop @nlaire I lived there for years, unemployed. Had a ball on a budget

@SpeakerBoehner @ap Because of you this has been a 'Great' #recession and perpetuated by #GOP #obstruction. Thanks! #unemployment

Being unemployed sucks

.@SpeakerBoehner: #doingfine? @AP says “unemployment has never been as high this long” after a recession//And it's YOUR fault Sonny Jim.

I just told some one I liked their credit card cause it had a pretty picture on it and they were like thanks it's an unemployment card #AWK

Unemployment & Youth Unemployment has fallen by 46K, hats off to the private sector!

Been unemployed for 8 hours and now the local council offer me a job interview in two weeks, get the fuck in #DON

Draco is a daddy's boy quirrel becomes unemployed and the philosophers stone is destroyed by dumbledore...

@_JackLee ahahaha this would be such a good life haaha just like arresting loads of people who were unemployed and tax evaders #lol

@UncleRUSH as a Unemployed. African -American Women, I will do Anything I can to get @President Obama. His JOBS BILL is keeping me AFLOAT.

@richbucks how's unemployment #noincome

16 and jobless.

But just think, a year from today I'll be totally unemployed! #lawschool

Masters of Research done! Unemployment here I come! t.co/ck0D2y7d

Bettman is going to make so many people jobless

I don't blame you, you just JOBLESS!!!NONSENSE

how you get fired from ya job for stealing for his kids now you jobless lml get it together bitch

everyones now heading to uni or its their last school year hoping to get into uni... while I remain an unemployed dole punting failure :(

“@Felisha_Pillers: lessons learned while unemployed well life sucks”U must keep doing stuff like volunteer work otherwise ur mind goes crazy

unemployment line, credit card decline

@katehealey123 what's worse then being unemployed? Not being able to afford good coffee. Guess who left their 5 dollars at home..#brokeass

Simple ads explaining how many more are on Unemployment, Welfare, etc are hugely powerful in this election.