News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 12

U.K. Jobs Market Defies Recession. Why don't they have Olympics all year round to solve unemployment problem? That's Keynesianism.

Price is Right is still my fave #unemployment

@spflannery65 but could it help unemployment if the fiscal policy was tightened?

YouTube - ing fat people dancing cos' that's what you do when your unemployed

My coworker just told her son that she didn't feel comfortable letting him borrow 20 dollars because his unemployment wasn't stable

@amyharrisxoxo pretty much, forever unemployed!

“@MarianeRoness: @NursingSchProbs les do this! make an ice chest filled with beers out of the bathtub doe” that's what I'm saying! #Jobless

17:12 and my brother has just woke up, the life of the unemployed ladies and gentlemen.

Kganetso is gonna piss off a lot of unemployed people with that tweet

.@rawknchik With high unemployment & economy in the toilet govt has better issues to discuss than how 2 police the wombs of the nation #M312

u know hw bad the unemployment sit8n is when you mention a job offer in passing, n d person dosnt stop callin..

@mylittlelien LONELY BROKE AND JOBLESS. I THINK WERE MADE 4 EACH OVA.

I'm so pissed if I woulda called my brother I would be unemployed right now!!!!

@jimmyfallon because he was unemployed before?

@harrihearts I know, v annoyed! It's called mlpr. Yep, riding the wave of unemployment and making the most of it haha

@FPWellman Survey is meh

@sivarraajh oh 1st class citizen ke? bumi? hw many indian unemployed nw u knw? got any stats?

The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga and im still unemployed.

Snatch up rihanna and throw in front of a fucking train, then sniff a fucking unemployment line of cocaine #BitchImAMuthaFuckingMartain

@LADYLO6 yeah but did u receive notices for employment yet b/c ur online so much?!! I did:) they think, she MUST be unemployed!

I will be unemployed in just over 4 hours :)

@StephenNolan I'd like to know how unemployment goes down on the mainland but rises in NI in the same period of time.

Jobless fellow hyped up

@ziadallal nah. it's more of a comeback. #unemployment #sarcasm

Why some girls complain about being single they're jobless spoiled lazy jealous and treat their guys wrong

1st Social coming soon. Let's change the unemployment rate. Come Saturday 25 August 2012 to Love on Long Cafe Long Street CBD & Meet An Idea

@LauraJohannam fuckin protesters have nothing else better to do...blame the unemployment rate

@MykeMitch -_- I got shit to do today nigga , can't be jobless with spare time like you .

@Rinsola_Abiola: u know hw bad the unemployment sit8n is when you mention a job offer in passing, n d person dosnt stop callin.. #Nigeria

@brianjjackson We're trying to help students and new grads find meaningful careers, not keep them unemployed forever. :P

Damn fired again I must don't mean shit they just said Fuck you with the unemployed dial tone!! Smdh so day it started out to be

Trying to holla at me in the unemployment office is a #NoGo. Sorry boo

@angharadbjones How long is it for? I feel so weird that i have uni next month! scary! unemployment is feeling good right now!ha

The bitter regret of an unemployed nitwangler who has just inexplicably bought an ?18 cat bowl on eBay

@NiggaUWeak lol but yo shift start at 11PM so why you rushin? and who jobless?

This woman is Jobless, O.o she's talking to my dogs.

Youth unemployment up 24,000 on last quarters figures... Horrendous! Youth contract, work program... We NEED a proper solution!!!

Its always the same unemployed bored circle from NY talkin shit smh

@swedishnubbin I know what you're feeling. I've applied loads of places & heard NOTHING. I'm entering the depression stage of unemployment.

@Alex_Downtain lolol No! He's been asked before. It's some guy that looks like him but it's not. He's currently unemployed, my poor dear.

Last day of work then I can be officially unemployed!

Aight let me finish dis clearance pack b4 I b unemployed permanently!

@Boxingwithgod @phillylala glad I'm jobless. I live raw

Too many unemployed twitter critics! Yawn!

But, but, they devalued their currency! MT @Old_Holborn Iceland unemployment now at 4.4%.

Obama as of today allows childhood illegals 2 work w/o documentation,while 40%of black youth r unemployed.He's all about votes @CNN @joenbc

Rights don't have a $ cost and entitlements do. People who think medical treatment, housing and unemployment etc. are free are entitled.

About to be jobless if I have to work another day with these obnoxious ladies!!!

@marnova Sunday is all-day cricket. Friday-Saturday is visit to parents. She's very busy for a so-called unemployed woman!

Is unemployed once again....the student 'overdraft' life!

Life is good, another f-unemployed day :) let's try to get some medical disability today with some help from my friend. :)

@johnlister She's unemployed? All day isn't all day surely? :-P

a freacking men!!!“@Nickii_marie: About to be jobless if I have to work another day with these obnoxious ladies!!!”

Being unemployed has really made me lazy af.

Less concern about the deficit and more attention to the economy’s ability to create jobs will reduce unemployment and improve well-being.

i guess im pose 2 be grateful cuz its alot of fuk niggas out here jobless--> But yall can have this 9-5 bullshit #iWantBetta

Kip rolling@og_ee: Rotfl :p @Borlardae: Yh yh yh@og_ee: So I ges u r jobless hahaha @Borlardae: Nutn ooo@og_ee: :O wt hapnd 2day

@melmariedooley we need to get together soon! My schedule is wiiiiiide open all day err' day (life of the unemployed...)

lollll everybody at work goin ham bout this exam tomorrow. if you don't pass you get fired. that's unemployment people-- relax!

i think @MrRPMurphy can cure the unemployment problem in America single handedly.

@against_obama the 5% unemployment rate you speak of is not real unemployment.

In 22 days I will be both mildly wealthy and unemployed. I'm looking forward to this day

.@srk_ff U r clearly jobless!Why can't u become body double of Sallu/Aamir?If they don't give u a job,u can become SRK's pet dog! #SRKsNext

Nervous &excited about my interview today, ive been jobless for almost 2 years now. It was getting bad. I need to get back on my own 2 feet

UK Youth unemployment rates: Eng 19.0% Scot 19.4% Wal 21.1% & N.Ire 22.3%. Need to 'Inspire a Generation' economically as well as in sport

“@jskarz: Why some girls complain about being single they're jobless spoiled lazy jealous and treat their guys wrong” JERK

I love the talks I have with black ladies at the unemployment office. They RULE! lol I'm crackin' up

If your unemployed please log the fuck off twitter and log onto careerbuilder and monster...you FUKN BUMS! Thx :-)

Unemployment fell a lot in the capital. Because we had the Games. Not because we had thousands of people volunteering ie NEET?? Durr? Hello?

So how have they fixed the Unemploy/figs youth unemployment is at all time high !!

Where is Brian Hooks from 3 Strikes ? That Hollywood Unemployment must be good

this society kinda makes college seem like a waste because the majority of the people unemployed have a college degree

@Karly_Karly_ lmao i know like thats the thing.. ._. I'm an unemployed winner :c

U know I am unemployed, right? And i just didnt understand the question. @CatholicMomVA

You livin rent free wit moms no job no bills good unemployment and cut the grass for 20 dollas for a dime and a half pint of hennesey

He is a Yahoo boy if e'z doin good in life/ she is a runz girl if she dresses nice...Just cus u r Jobless & Lazy doesn't mean we all are.

Unemployed? Get a handjob

The audacity of hope comes from 5% unemployment & 4% GDP. We're not there yet.

soo I just quit my job... yep Im unemployed... sooo what to do now ???

@Jazzy_Jaeee Oh lucky you! :( lmfao! I'm all jobless at the moment! But Friday I have an interview so that's why I'm excited! ^_^ haha!

Real talk, you man must think I'm an unemployed bum with no life other than tweeting. I'm actually self employed and work on the Internet :D

lazy sister who failed school, unemployed/unemployable gets a 2k scuba course payed for. I ask for a LOAN of ?200 for a car and its no? Fair

these 'zero-hour contracts' are just a Tory ploy to get people off the unemployment list..they give no security of work to anyone..

The under 25s are the first time buyers of tomorrow so high youth unemployment rates + student debt etc will hit FTB Market going fwd.

Jonathan Portes: If you’d asked me four years ago...I’d have expected unemployment to be over three million at this point.

School bus drivers upset they aren't getting paid #unemployment during summer months. Ummm... May I suggest a part time job!

@FoxBusiness PEOPLE ARE RETIRING EARLY OR FINDING OTHER GOVT BENEFITS- UNEMPLOYMENT IS ARTIFICIALLY LOWER TO MAKE OBAMA LOOK GOOD

@cricket_U @cricket_U Yes, Shahid Anwar was a very fine opener but could not play much international cricket and now he is jobless

i always forget just because I'm unemployed doesn't mean my friends are also unemployed … lool i keep interrupting people at work with calls

@DrVarshaP Then @pirandh has become jobless :P

@BBCStephanie Looking for why unemployment down? My son & many others coming off Jobseekers because of intimidation - scared to claim.

@BarackObama @DWStweets @ABC @CBS @NBC Do U tell the ppl UNEMPLOYMENT HS NEVER BEEN BELOW 8% SINCE UR ASS TOOK OFFICE,OR TALK GAS PRICES?

If I was unemployed id be bored all the time

Unemploymet benefit meeting 2day. Yes, I know the Mormons want me to have more sex while on drugs is not a good reason 4 being unemployed.

Unemployment perk #1: getting caught up on Mad Men & watching Lane beat the crap put of Pete.

@dsmitheconomics Not sure where you get you're stats from - ONS figures today show unemployment at 1m above Feb 2008 low.

Grilled up like Ocho > Unemployed like Ocho...

UK UNemployment Falls.Economists R baffled.mmmm.The Tories were good at doctoring the figures BITD.R we suggesting theyR not doing same now?

Now a days I'm a rapper means I'm unemployed

I was just talking about this last night “@SomeHighGirl: If I was unemployed id be bored all the time”