News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 13

@cadabug: Chad Johnson headbutts his wife = unemployed Ben Roethlisberger rapes girl =…….nothing happens Ben 2SB ring. Ocho....none

Unemployment falls and #labour and #unions not happy And still criticise #losingcredability

@RadioJackR just called @PaulRyanVP Self-Reliant?? That's like calling @MittRomney unemployed!

@susanedickson sweeeeeeeeet because I am unemployed starting friday too !! :) next week wanna get lunch Tuesday?

@MrEdLover for real or end up jobless and in jail.

Also you guys won't have to hear me moan about being unemployed. Win win.

Of the 15 states with worse unemployment rates than the 8.3% U.S. average, 12 are Blue and 3 are Red.

Why, amidst all the rhetoric, has Obama not lowered unemployment, improved economy? #ObamaBiden2012 #RomneyRyan2012

@KuperSimon Wrote 31.5. Perhaps a quarter of professional footballers are unemployed. Looking for a source for that number. Can you help?

Definition of pointless: Jobless people on Facebook updating their status to 'thank god it's Friday.'

Day 3 of unemployment and I've discovered my natural circadian rhythm is staying up til 3am and waking at noon. #knowledgeispower

@RondaRousey Good luck on your upcoming match. I live in San Diego, but I'm unemployed and can't afford to watch you win.

“ @IAM_RocketBoi: THE UNEMPLOYED HOES ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR DATIN SMH #DAZDATSHITIDONTLIKE!!!!!!!! ”

Biden: Romney will put blacks back in chains. What does he call a 15% unemployment rate for black adults

A3: Also smoking, recreational drug user, unemployed and not doing anything about it & shorter than me - sorry i'm not sorry, lol #chichat

I should stop complaining about unemployment. When else can I kill a weekday a.m. eating free samples at st. Lawrence market? #gradschool

@loving_myself08 BOL WELL IF DATS DA CASE IM UNEMPLOYED

@PaulRyanVP you should come speak at Valdosta State University & explain plan to college students #tcot 10% unemployment Valdosta

Damn son how somebody making more off unemployment than what they made really working lol...talk about loss of motivation

@seanhannity Please mention that unemployment rate artificially lowered. Many who were collecting unemployment started collecting pensions

with unemployment as bad as ours, the inability of candidates to get even the basics right when applying 4 jobs is really worrying

I mean in the sense of WHAT IS THE REAL UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURE?

@Stearns91 my bank accounts haven't been this low since I was 14 and jobless

Temporary unemployment and fantasy football are an awful mix. I've spent more time on my team than Alex Ferguson has on trying to sign RVP.

Unison hate to hear the good news on unemployment falling..no doubt labour,who are along with unison,don't like any good news either.....

It kills me to see niggas Marry regular women, and 3 years (in some cases months) later, they divorced, & he unemployed and/or broke

“@reichhorn: Autoreplies from both @dewestberg and @meistro920 - slackers.” @dewestberg is unemployed an I'm in #CO

@seanhannity UNEMPLOYMENT IS ARTIFICIALLY LOWER TO MAKE OBAMA LOOK GOOD

@Conservative_VW When you are unemployed and sucking off the Gov't teet. why vote for someone that is going make you go back to work

@AP_RU14 You should be glad you missed Fresno St. I was unemployed at that point, so it was the only game I attended. @rmatthews24 killed us

@_HoopLove haven't gotten my welfare or unemployment check yet

no matter how many jobs i got im always on the look out for better ones, but you will NEVER catch this nigga jobless

@BarackObama @Whitehouse Vote BHO for #POTUS and ENJOY 4 MORE YEARS OF BEING UNEMPLOYED!! YEAH #POTUS ! #DEMS #NANNYSTATE

Currently unemployed, looking for p/t, temp to hire, f/t position or internship. I have 10 years customer service experience, 8 years pers…

Good morning groupies,sack chasers,unemployed stuck up hoes,niggas who's lights been off but gotta iPhone & kids sneakin on twitter n school

Song Pop deveria ser chamado de Song Unemployed

Buol touting Dubuque's economic development, record low unemployment. #ObamaIA

You are quite jobless

@ReemAlBakr I get annoyed from anyone who is capable of getting a job, yet prefer being unemployed for no convincing reason.

I'm pretty sure I'm living the life of a 40 year old suburban mom. #littlebrotheroverdose #unemployed

We are going to see folk being jailed for not paying a tax they will have to pay because they're unemployed. TOXIC BASTARDS

@seanhannity MANY UNEMPLOYED LOSING UNEMPLOYMENT to SOCIAL SECURITY, DISABILITY AND OTHER GOVT BENEFITS in lieu of unemployment benefit

Shout out to everybody making minimum wage, that's better than being unemployed

So used to headlines such as, Unemployed man has 12th child. Why don't we just cut his bollocks off? The prick.

I'm officially unemployed

#IfThereWasNoPartition Sardar Patel would have 1st Indian Prime Minister and Rahul Gandhi wud hv bn an unemployed man begging in #CST now.

98% Of Females I Follow Are Jobless

Finals are done, now for one last week of unemployment!

97% Of Niggas I Follow Jobless

High unemployment gives companies leverage to compel work off the clock..people get laid off & they’re no longer worried about retaliation.

Yall love staying home unemployed watching Re-Runs of ReRun....

@BBCStephanie @johnprescott Unemployment rate is not a surprise. Pple r effectively forced off JSA t accept 'non jobs' or zero hr contracts!

Doing my part to reduce the #unemployment rate, about to hire 4 new techs. If you wanna move to Cali, I got a job for you...

love being unemployed again but now there's no more $.. #shortlived #victoriassecrettakemeplease #ialwayscomecrawlingback #gay

Latest ONS figures on the labour market show unemployment down by 46, 000 for April-June

In other news Plaxico Burress still unemployed...

I would totally volunteer, but I'm still unemployed and therefore not a success story, nor a prime example of a PW graduate. #fail

@corineworld @Laetty_Belle @Bellalecoeur lol exactly ! now one mistake got him unemployed & divorced , SMH at these celebrities

I love sleeping in #jobless

@TristessaMoore v well ta. Handed notice in&about 2b officially unemployed. Nothing like a bit of fear 2 get cogs rolling! Hope u well 2. Mx

@chris_reust I still have it. I have not received unemployment from Rallys

@JaneSetter @MothTwiceborn Being currently unemployed does leave plenty of time for baking. I miss having stuff to do though :)

Why are we unable to accept some good news in the #UK? A reduction in #unemployment is still a good thing whatever the cause. @BBCNews

three days till unemployment #ouch

While the headline rate for unemployment is down, there is little change for those aged 16-24 and for women aged 50-64.

@xSweetDisaster_ haha. Anything will do for my jobless ass right now.

Alas, there is a strong positive correlation between social problems such as suicide and unemployment ! #Econ 4

@msdmetts I know the feeling! But hey, it could be worse. You could be unemployed so.... Enjoy the rest of the day!

@milkchic ... in something she already has experience in! How about offer of a PAID job? It's all to keep unemployment stats down.

#oomfs old af. N dey unemployed!!! Wow

Favorite one! - AW fan: bitch AW rules! Me: Yes, the unemployment line. - xD

Enjoying an unemployed day by the pool. t.co/MpkCuGJB

My mom thinks “writer” is just another word for “unemployed.” But our priest doesn’t get paid and she hangs on every word he says.

ONS stats show unemployment fell by 7k in Wales, April - June. However there was a slight rise compared to same period last year.

DEFERRED ACTION BEGINS TODAY UNEMPLOYMENT INCREASED TOMORROW THANKS GOVERNMENT

If ur a guy and u change ur Dp Everytime....Ur jobless and Gay! There r 2tins involved!

You just got a job. Quit acting like you the shit you were just one of the ones who didn't. Now you talking bad about the unemployed. Smh.

@Midnight_bliss ok then :) I'm going down to Swansea soon hopefully have the course I want, if not I'm staying unemployed

@KeithKeithPowe will they do it on iTunes?? I won't be here! I'll just copy yours when I get back if not 'cause I'll be skint and unemployed

@reedobrown off to the unemployment office for you

I imagine ppl making Photoshopped pics of RVP 2 make it look like he's joining Man Utd, are either unemployed or dont have better things 2do

@charshaff @leigh Why work? food stamps, unemployment payments

Everybody and they mommas' selling weed now, shit must be real out in the unemployed streets.

Goin Scottie Pippen in Illinois Tee flow diamond and corduroys Been a while since I was unemployed I’m the real McCoy Now I’m a Hatfield

@DeborahGrushkin 4% unemployment, economic opportunity for all by public access to the best education creating middle class prosperity.

A man gotta be jobless and homeless in order to get help from the government.

@dcseth: Biden: Romney puts blacks back in chains. Hey Biden 15% unemployment rate for black adults

Only a week until unemployment. This is a feeling that I intend to savour.

See this one oh!! “@tyralipsy: If ur a guy and u change ur Dp Everytime....Ur jobless and Gay! There r 2tins involved!”

@amynorisya @MaPxGD really? unnie so lucky >v< i'm unemployment *sobs*

WHOA. Black youth unemployment is 39%?!?! Imagine if a President McCain was up for reelection with these figures. But it's Obama. #crickets

it's the unemployed's own fault for being jobless,the feckless bastards obviously caused the banking crisis,euro meltdown,next asteroid hit

@shawnboonstra not to be mean but a lot of unemployed who actually like to work would be grateful would be grateful for a day like that

My sister is pregnant, jobless and crying over her boyfriend...Bahaha #DumbFuck

@Pj1_87 unemployment by pepe vidales

Chad Johnson: unemployed, divorced, and a very bruised head

@MexicanRamos I'm tryna make that money cause unemployment ain't nuffin

National jobless figures down but up in the West Midlands, Sarah Falkland is live from a factory in Aston @bbcmtd 6.30pm

“@nmchou: @im_raw23 @CaylaPopp @mishelleWRONG @alioninthesky IM UNEMPLOYED UNTIL aug 27 WHEN I WILL BE MOVING 2 Indy for a month

@elphhh pretty sure Gallagher bit the dust, now 'Gallagher 2' (dude's unemployed brother?) does the act