News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.08.12 Part 36

I feel like such a dick. Caught in rush hour traffic and I'm fucking jobless.

Well now I'm jobless!

Azin ehn!!!FOOLS@NAWTI_keed: Cosmic Ray ko....Lunar Beam. Bunch of Jobless Idiots

@glasterlaw1: And it will be the same tonite on unemployment figs I expect

@Bhookhey ise ke? They are jobless

@thawksett @Mel_Gibbers living the graduate dream! Jobless, penniless and drinking asdas own vodka #ltd

Free seminar for employers re DC unemployment insurance laws on 9/14/12 @ DC Chamber from 9A - 12P. RSVP to 202-638-6761.

@BarackObama Both of my parent were employed, and held their job, for 30 years. Now both of them are unemployed. Hmmmm.

Excellent. Contract ending. Unemployment looms again at end Sept #scared #gissajob

JUNE WENT FROM BEING UNEMPLOYED TO HAVING 4 JOBS IN A SPAN OF 3HRS YES LIFE IS WONDERFUL

@JoTytler how can you work at the show? Jobless can't afford to get in.

Let me be the one who do the honors and help you wit yo shirt My hands don't like to be unemployed they like to work

BABYGURL JOBLESS BUT HUR BILLS GET'N PAID....

you is kind. you is smart. you is twerkin. you is unemployed.

@faye_vincent the sooner we get the 2.6 million unemployed in this country back into work, the better!

@tobyhelm he was asked question at end of interview on unemployment figures on bbcnews channel this morning

@AndrewSymeou for 41 grand a year! If I was unemployed and had no chance of doing anything decent then yeah probably!

@__Monika1 WOOHOO! AMAZING LIFE INDEED! nahh.. still unemployed ten million job applications later!

@emmahunterasm I'm nearly unemployed and can nearly say #dontworkthereanymore

Supposed fall in unemployment? Bullshit, you've just put everyone in to underpaid apprenticeships with a worthless qualification as a prize.

“@joelylun: Anyone have the day off tomorrow or?” Sure do, more days off than I know what to do with #unemployed

@paigevictor @marissaturick If I'm still unemployed in two months I'll think about it

Three MA construction unions endorse @elizabethforma infrastructure investment plan to tackle construction sector unemployment #MASen #jobs

I wish these muthafuckas would fire me , UNEMPLOYMENT HERE I COME !!!!!!!!

I thought the unemployment rate was up, cause there sure are a lot of fuckers going home from somewhere

@fashionisbliss *shimmys to the unemployment line*

If labor force participation rate were the same as when Pres Obama became president, unemployment would be 11%-Politifact #Nobama #GOP #tcot

@EnterpriseLabUK @EmmaLangman Problem is competition for jobs that kids would usually have from students, unemployed etc

@BrookeBCNN FLOTUS living the life amid depression and 25% unemployment. Must cling on to power for another term. Vacationing 1x/3 weeks!!!

#nowherenearthetruth Obama agrees to sign bill which will allow Hornie unemployed American males to go to the playboy mansion for free sex!

A jobless girl is an Angry girl!

@rcarel3212 reason number 3763645467534 why he should be unemployed

@lewisevelyn who said I'm unemployed?! I've got work lined up for September

ThingsNot2TellAHomelessGuy:::.. anyone who can suck a cock shouldnt b unemployed

Where do I get off buying things?! #broke #jobless

My favorite thing is when people say I'm spoiled. I haven't been unemployed since I was 10, except during basketball season in High School.

AARP says that unemployment for those over 55 has jumped 103 percent since the Great Recession began.

About my last tweet, I hope that message wasn't generated by one jobless person out there

In Thursday's paper: Youth unemployment in NI hovers at 16-year high as entire generation faces being lost to tough economic climate.

11 more days and then I'm jobless.

she unemployed,,but hella wit dat blow-job........

@itsafinelife owww dear r u really that bored?! I think I'd enjoy the luxury of unemployment for a while?! I'm home this wkeeeeeend

@Da_Megadon @OccupyNaija pls tel dem, I cnt imaging dat we re stil hvn some jobless illiterate in dis country.

@ShmeeAnn1 yuh! Let me know when! I'm jobless right now so pretty much always open for business

I probably won't get the job anyways lolol unemployed forever

Maybe they can bring back the Gong Show just for Joe when he comes unemployed in January.

Am beginning to believe dat a lotta nigerians are dumb, thoughtless or just awesomely jobless

@nicolewoolner bastards. you'll do great missy :) screw a degree..so many grad's are unemployed anyway...'waves hand'

Unemployed ? Not if you count how i work it

@acousticsounds now go cash the unemployment check that me and my fellow right wingers work so hard to fund.

@KatyinIndy @echoboombomb @WilliamAManning Student Loans must end as it makes little sense in view of massive unemployment and low wages.

Gvt overjoyed at a 46000 drop in the unemployment figures. My reckoning thats 2% of the nations current unemployed. Get the bunting out FFS

Politicians fear high unemployment?they fear they may be next. - Joe Moore #quotes #humor

See the news just said that the West Midlands is all unemployed. I could of told you that. #poor

Yorkshire has the most unemployment:'( #thereisnohope #ineedafoooookinjob

@jay_2002 @craigvipstewart 5 sheet #UnEmployed

#Torbay jobless at 4.3% is still highest in region. Its' not just a number -its' about lives & families. We need a coherent plan for jobs

Unemployment is high! I must be mad to be job hunting

Can't wait for this weekend with my beautiful best freinds even if I'm more broke than an unemployed tramp #badtimes

@rosesansthorns @mikloshvanEgan @Skopje65 @jeffswarens @jasonebeling 99% include powerless, jobless, homeless, infirm, poor, MSM dupes etc.

I'm in sales is an unemployed dude's favourite line. Shit don't eem mean anything

Sense don far from sum pple teytey... @Adeyem_i: One random handle pisses yu off nd yu just start a fight.. Yu that jobless?

So I have to cook for my whole unemployed family before I go to work? Cool.. I hate lazy people!

@MariGorash You and me both.... Its a drag being unemployed : (

@JayIsCoonin What your unemployed ass say?

Dnt wear red,now cosmic rays.......what next Jobless Bc senders?gaan sleep jor

Cosmic rays I guess@Ayomidejoe: Am beginning to believe dat a lotta nigerians are dumb, thoughtless or just awesomely jobless

What's long and black???? The unemployment line

The youth unemployment figures today make me feel incredibly lucky to have a part-time job #recession

A fall in unemployment is welcome -but how many are only finding part-time, low paid jobs? Support the #livingwage campaign for ?7.20 p/hour

unemployment has suddenly gone down because of the influx of jobs created by the #olympics - watch it rise again suddenly #newsnight

#newsnight the great mystery unemployment down economy down...discuss....a packed program

watching jeopardy and baking banana bread...in my pajamas. it's 4:30 pm. just another afternoon of #unemployment

@LMPrentice @djtubster1 @amycharlotteeex can fab Aunty come? #unemployed

will be jobless september 4th. neeeeeed new job! who's hiring?

Lower numbers of job seekers allowance claimants does NOT indicate unemployment is falling. #dontbelievethehype

Being Unemployed sucks I wish will smith was my dad I would never have to work in my life

jobless but doesnt mean i do my job less

#newsnight Unemployment . Libor

@Newsnight surely the Olympics have something to do with unemployment falling? Which means its a temporary illusion #unemployment

FGS Has Iain Duncan Smith camped out at TV studios today? he's everywhere spinning his bullshit #Newsnight #Unemployment #Growth

--? Jobless Nigerians with free MTN Sms@Techlordd: WHATZ UP WITH THE COSMIC RAY FROM MARS???

if i fail, i need to get a job. watching the news apparently unemployment figures are going up... great

@808sCain @zee_jayy Ocho gonna remain unemployed and he's scrub now

Can self-employment explain the apparent fall in unemployment figures? It certainly goes some way. #newsnight

Maybe the tens of thousands of people forced onto unpaid #workfare programmes help mask unemployment figures... #newsnight

@KatMcKinley black unemployment is hovering around 15 percent you don't see us crying about victim hood because we know what we have survive

Funny how I have two stable jobs and I'm still putting in apps...you would think I was unemployed! Money is all I think about!

US media has been enriched by Canadians like Peter Jennings and @patkiernan. Just hate to see jobless Yank journos moving in w/their folks

Particularly worrying is the fact that long-term joblessness for young people in the UK is still rising, even as overall unemployment falls

Havent been out this much in LA for a while. Everywhere you go, it's slammed. Either the tourism is picking up, or the unemployment is.

@BBCStephanie #HMRC is at fault. They have wrongly double counted by back dating unemployed as self employed, corrupting #UK's #jobless data

Luckily someone actually uploaded the whole thing as well. Unemployment perk #2: Crafting while listening to Dracula radio w/ @twhiddleston

Aspiring. Another word for unemployed, that is.

@tn_whiskey let me check flight prices before committing to anything. I'm still jobless at the moment. What airport/city?

@soccerguy712712 banking for the next three days then I'm unemployed!

#WhenIWasYounger I took advantage of being unemployed.

I beem lookin for a job every since I been unemployed & thats been since 11/2011

N I got d text twice.. Some pple r jobless oo..

@BbyNick10 wtf copionaa quieres ser unemployed too lol