News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 7

Teacher:-make a sentence with harassment, student:- I was in love with a girl and her-ass-meant a lot 2 me hehe.. :D.I swear I'm jobless X_X

@mackknights @RossGeddes Colour coding is for jobless people who stair at the window of their case all day.

@thosyn4luv: @tazyoo7 ionno y a jobless BU student ought to be awake by dis tym*go back to bed gurl**tongue out*

First week of work next week and training. Its been nice being a jobless bum whilst it lasted.

@Tweet_Einstein so, if som1 sud b called jobless, sud b moi? Mstcheew

and i'm finally fucking free! #jobless #yessss

Im is not baeksu (jobless) at the moment. And the ice cream brand he ate on her UFO pic is Jewelry Bar. Ha! Must try that.

[3:12:15 AM] Prince: ID ALSO LIkE TO THANKS SORRY ASS JUSTIN JOBLESS JOSIAH AND BIG ASS DICK JONATHAN TY THAT IS ALL

@PirateJosiah Cant decide between Jobless Josiah or Foul Ass Josiah. I need your opinion on the subject at hand.

@nikhiltait and yur jobless enough to point to everyone.

Job centre was ok today :/ that bloke sat next to me hocking up bogies next to me was so appreciated #unemployed

Summer officially begins #unemployed #cottagetime

#WhatILearntOnTwitter the jobless become employed. Singer, model, entrepreneur, actress etc

@KimunniDragon oh im extremely jobless. Also, couldn't help it. Was sitting at the next table and talking really loudly

After this week I will be jobless...

@andy_reeves1 Haha no worries pal! Yeah I'm jobless so in the same boat! Il sort it next week!

Poland's jobless rate fell to 12.3% in July, down from 12.4% the previous month, the country's main statistical office says.

Oh dear, US weekly jobless claims rise to 372,000

I see no point getting a degree, when I will graduate jobless.

@BenedictGarrett what's that for the dream boys? Thought you were jobless like the rest of them. Only just seen your bio.

@ThisisBureh owai go iketlilwe re ratana le #unemployment hela

It sucks to b in-btw jobs (aka Jobless), other than d mental torture of waking up n having notin 2do wit ur day. The worst is d BROKENESS!!

A jobless man was sentenced to 4 months jail for offering sex to a policeman! I guess the courts didn't think he had a bright future.

@ChrisvstheTweet im broke & jobless but otherwise fine. Hows u?

@ReidCronin_ No. I am in a play. I do lots of things besides The Dreamboys. How can they be jobless if they are in The Dreamboys?

U sef go soon nack 100k tweets @daddyTHEfather No be only me dey jobless :D

Makes you jobless

I think being jobless should be an excuse to some people for some stupid acts !

OH THIS IS JUST GREAT. 3 major game releases (GW2, BF3 Armored Kill, Dishonored) in less than 2 weeks and i'm frigging jobless. yay.

@AidanLittlefair nar mate #skint #unemployed hahahha

Full Report: Weekly Jobless Claims Heading Wrong Direction

Who is going to bestival this year? Trying to get in for free is sounding like my only possibility #jobless #hurryupstudentloan

Wow...i could have come home jobless today, but God is good!

#WhatILearntOnTwitter people are absolutely jobless in real life and tweet shit in a virtual world.

#EveryRealityShowHas Idiots. Usually who are also jobless #India

will someone come and buy everything out of my wardrobe please

@Darealpumper jobless boy

@mmmstroud that'd be good! The show finishes at 12. It's tense! #unemployed

sometimes i just wonder how jobless people could get

Oh, and THEN we can put them in prison and forget about the key for a long while... And put extended jobless to work cleaning up the mess!?

Just got hideously over-involved in a quiz show re-run on Challenge. #unemployed

some people are just too jobless dey just post alphabet on their timeline

@CPC1969 @bebraveusa Bush had #unemployment in the 4's and a good economy until '06 when dems took over.. #LiberalDrone

@GautengProvince Is it possible with jobless #Youth in Soweto and Government failure to partner with private companies #sowetofestivalexpo

@tepiatienza Why jobless?

@BenedictGarrett you said how can they be jobless if there in dreamboys and I said I didn't mean them I meant the other big bro hm.

@Mish_Tee ..sumat in the weather? Or the bengali blood! Haha' ..ahh as ii lay here jobless, you man up and leave for work :'( #sadtimes

@will_hooley i have the pleasure of a 7 day weekend #unemployed

@Briggsy_11 @waltonjak I'm jobless atm and have to sit thru cbeebies! I pipe up at any given chance! #losingmymind

Being jobless and spending 40 blips on a night out kills me...

If sex was included in our C.V,s some of you would be C.E.Os and virgins would be jobless.....

#WhatILearntOnTwitter its OK to be awkward, filthy, senseless, stupid and jobless because there are many more out there! =D

@natalie_osseili yeah..i still live with my parents because i just finished uni and i'm kinda jobless atm haha

Town on a weekday. Rookie mistake there. The jobless scum of the earth are a-wandering.

Curious to know why every job search website considers a Personal Trainer to be a graduate position. #unemployed

@Nicksterella @kerfufel was twitching Harry then jobless arry now I'm this. Re opened my account.You were following so i followed back.Do..

Mmmm. Morning! #unemployed

Education is key. Mindset upgrade, capacity building, skills development. | #Business #Intelligence #Africa #socent #youth #unemployment

@JoelOsteen hi joe kindly pray for me am jobless and as things stands am hopeless but i have hope in God

Don't understand why i'm still jobless. The amount of jobs i apply for is redic! #jobless #bum

@abhilekhashetty ayy jobless tailor! how goes life?

@jaydipparikh dont think, there are still somany jobless in guj

Addicted to real housewives of ny and oc #unemployed

@AditiMehta_ yes meee!! i m good re..ab to b.tech bhi ho gyi :O but jobless i am .. u say??

@PelwoM The smartest girl in my class throughout my high school career is now a mother of 2, jobless n is on welfare, the guy works at SPAR

@DaliliHerman well when you're jobless you tend to go crazy...what did I just say? Lol :p

I kno how many of my followers who are jobless

@PuteriAzalea__ hahahah. go do something that doesnt make you jobless ah xD rather than screaming rosmah like a crazy person hahaha.

@Suju13love1 I'm just being so excited!!! Plus I'm jobless today hahaha :) Go read and tell me how is it

@iYatinGupta also listen Rain Over Me By Pitbull

@edieodie then i dnt knw who tht cross breed of insanity n jobless b talking about.....

Been watching trailers for what seems like 2 years straight, I fear it's a slight escapism from the boring gaps in my jobless life.

LolRT @iamHighDee: U sef go soon nack 100k tweets @daddyTHEfather No be only me dey jobless :D

Twitter is full of Jobless people .i am one of them .

It feels like I'm jobless even if it's 1day

Hi I'm jobless.

@Maliciouslntent I'm lovely. Jobless but already in town :) how are you?

@DhavanVaidya c'mon, sitting jobless and wasting money already, better to get a job. But I'll miss @PervyTeen and @SathyaBhat 's guidance :(

They r jobless biko@lyddyann: @egookoye that is whack

Oh well soon 2 be jobless!!

@FolaFuhrer @Craghwani you lads about on monday for a jobless? dhrushal is considering coming down.

@sophpykerman job or jobless? #onthedole #joncentreplus

@Deepak_Eshwar Man I ll also come to Expendables 2!! I m super jobless! Ll cal @mohithkannan also!

@kaigoff deep. You're always watching trailers. I will be a jobless bum with you for the next month.

@Hannah_Farmer17 @nickhutchings1 Transfer to where though? #unemployed

@GirlsGeneration please comeback asap !!!!!!!!!!! am jobless -..-

@nwosunnaemeka: Am a busy man. I don't have time to exchange words with jobless fools like you. Find Jr mate

@Craig_Johnston @nickhutchings1 #unemployed contacts #stillintheloop sorry spurs

@NorainiHo eh???noi tender woo,same2 jobless high five ?

Ini sii ceritanya 3 wanita karir + 1 jobless man... What the hell is going on here x|

@Kyu_Kira yeah... i hope she's not really tht jobless rn xD

Much gratitude & beer owed to @neilwilliamson the wonderful, the patron saint of homeless jobless dreamers.

There's some many people jobless that have degrees it's a shame

And since i am jobless currently, i shall spam all you lovely people who are reading this...unless, i find something better to do! :p

#WhatILearntOnTwitter English Grammar,because there're too many jobless people here who keep on pointing at the mistakes of other's language

The most jobless day ever w/ mama & @miqbalimran *nothing to do here*

My Name is Khan sekarang. My Name is Zulhilmi and I'm jobless. Hire me now please.

I'm so JOBLESS! It's not funny anymore!

@SvetlanaM268 I'm working for 4 but omw to town too. I miss being jobless.

And it make it all the worse I broke my flip-flops, so now I'm homeless, jobless and shoeless. #endofislandlife