News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 22

been unemployed for like 2 weeks now, tht's a long time for me lol i usually keep a job. thank god for my side hustle tho, i always got tht?

Am I the only one jobless?

OMB! even better... the op's the week after! so i get to be unemployed for a week before I may die under anaesthetic :)) RESULT!!!

“@CBrys: I was unemployed for like two hours today lmfao”

@mattL127 as to why Obama has not had as much success (and he has had some as industries are no longer failing and unemployment is falling)

@DailyRushbo Was thinking th same thing w/ a twist! Obama's high unemployment & detrimental economic policies caused that guy 2 lose job

@RicheyRevol they’re probably unemployed and killing time.

@BennyOMails From a business standpoint, yes. From a political standpoint with an economy that has a 8.6% unemployment rate it is relevant.

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@Jobless_Enginer keeping me busy. . Bas :) its better this way . . :)

@kylala812 that's pretty much my schedule. But I don't work(: #unemployed

Although working 6 days a week every week sucks sometimes, I could be one of the millions of unemployed, wasting my days away. #Thankful

After having at least 2 jobs for the past couple years..being unemployed sucks!

AMTRAK is hiring in the DC area if yall need a job... you jobless mfkrs need to hop on that..

HOW can my ridiculously talented editing buddy have been unemployed for 4 months? Get it sorted, life!!!

@LiamMorrison16 at least you have one pal #unemployed

#WordsThatDescribeMe - unemployed ?

Twitin every minute I fink that's a sign of been jobless.....no work,start twitin!...Twitin s meant for jobless peopl like uO

I just watched a live stream of some people opening up a 100 year old letter. #unemployment

So are jobless unemployed people allowed to say #TGIF too??

The morning stretch (u know, while im unemployed and dont have classes most days of the week, much less until 3pm) is so serious

@Jobless_Enginer yest n day before, he couldn't send more than 5 :) today I dunno..

ole'days

@CROMAN_ you are a full time hustler though. Ideally I'd want someone who has free time which according to unemployment rates should be easy

If u gotta job be proud of it.... better than being a unemployed nigga waitin on a Dollar & a Dream #GetMoney

Does yoga pants and no bra make me look unemployed?

It's really fucking terrible when businesses know how desperate people are so they offer barely more than unemployment insurance.

@red_red_head @AG_Conservative Yes, so now they'll claim Romney is a birther (and in other news unemployment will inch higher).

@ericboehlert Are you upset with Romney’s birth certificate joke? I’m upset with 8.3% unemployment and the death of #brianterry

#WordsThatDescribeMe Dad Loser Unemployed Funny Ex

@WSJ Dept of Labor July2012: 155.0M are employed. 314.2M people in US. Math = 49.3% are employed. 50.7% of Americans are unemployed.

Sleepy again n I just got up!! #unemployed lol

Obama campaign just mad cause Mitt's jokes are funnier. Obama stump joke: Did you hear the one about 8.3% unemployment yet?

NY shooting, happened because he lost his job..unemployment..dems. hmm Romneys fault bc of gun laws.

@BurgerrB achii baat hai... keep buzy work faltu ke drama ke liye time nhi milega...

@mjulian04 @ChuckUFarley420 1) I'm fucking with both of you. 2) Detroit has the highest unemployment in the country, so I'm semi-accurate.

I need a job tho I can't deal with the unemployed life

I AM OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

@CBrys: I was unemployed for like two hours today lmfao #theperksofbeingwhite

End of World?Hurricanes,fire,drought,Iran,Greece,Spain,Russia,deficit,cuts kicking in,unemployment,Prince Harry naked

Another shooting? Seriously wtf is wrong with the world? Oh wait... #obama #deficit #unemployment #economy

@bunny_summers Need space. Have watched them so many times. Need some money as unemployed. Was always going to sell them before losing job.

@draganaaa_i hahaha such an asshole #seeya #unemployed

@BurgerrB but now the limit of sms is raised to 20 sms per day...

...If this' a Real Nigga Business,then u Niggaz are unemployed...

Jobless unemployed in one sentence...e bad o!@CollegeBoiSaam: So are jobless unemployed people allowed to say #TGIF too??

@Gaber205 I think during. But just before he asking us if we want 4 more years of unemployment, which the crowd was unanimously a no on

my uh my business papers. what do you do? I'm unemployed.

Everyday is Friday to me since I'm unemployed

Not got changed or moved from the sofa, ALL day. #dolelife #jobless

As I look at all of the clothes online that I want, it reminds me how I desperately need a job. #unemployed

@MiLfy_MoBucKz they both jobless

I NEED A FUCKIN JOBBBBBB ! #wtf #unemployed #fuckingsucks

@JKealing I should be spending my unemployment converting non-on-a-stick foods into on-a-stick foods. #instantriches

I might go job hunting this weekend. Not living how I want on unemployment and I'm always bored af

@Ryanmattis @Tyrone876 Squatters make up the majority of uneducated, poor and unemployed Jamaicans. Many aren't even in the labor force.

Jobless claims rise, labor market healing very slowly - Yahoo! News: From Yahoo! News: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The number of Americans...

I hope I'm not unemployed for too long after I finish uni... I need structure to my days!!

Mass shootings left and right, drought and famine, unemployment.....yeah, a birth certificate is REAL f'n important right now.

Stupid behavior by the Tshwane metro harassing hawkers. Do they not know what the unemployment rate is. This is how you start revolutions.

That awkward moment when unemployed people tweet T.G.I.F.

Ke singapore lewww. Bes jd jobless nih, nk cuti xyah apply.

@Jobless_Enginer haan wohi!! Twitter pe faltugiri karke bhool gayi thhi real world ke responsibilities! Abhi back to work mode

'How unemployed do you have to be to work at the CNE?' @nonamepatsy

With the country in the state it’s in, with recession and unemployment and war, what’s really important is that we GET LANCE ARMSTRONG.

“@FonzWest: That awkward moment when unemployed people tweet T.G.I.F.”haaaaaaa

niggas who are not in school and are unemployed should stop focusing so much on their next tattoo design

“@FonzWest: That awkward moment when unemployed people tweet T.G.I.F.” very!

hey remember when you had that president before me and unemployment was twice as high? hehe. #futuremittjokes

Jobless homie from the Braxtons (Towanda's dude) sittin across from me in Chipotle rite now. Lol.

I need the quickest way to get weed out of ur system PEOPLE HELP PLEASE! #jobless #imfucked #needmoney #stress.

im going to be fucking jobless forever -___-.

Chillin by my pool whilst eating pita and hummus #nbd #unemployed

I make more in unemployment than u on overtime lmao

@tontebriggs dats called Life,,b happy U????? livin it nd nt lyk d messed up nd jobless or frustrated peeps hr 24/7.

@annakooiman So sad & tragic... W/unemployment high afraid this kind of thing will be in the news again.. :(

I told my mom I was about the unemployed life and she hung up on me lmfao

@aahadrulz Let me get the phone, you have no idea how jobless I am. And Temple Run is fucking addicting. =/

kk We've got 4 years of brutal unemployment, chaos in the middle east, endless war, and unrepayable debt. These sideshows are old hat for me

The debates will focus on abortion,social security,Bain Capital and anything other then the economy,unemployment or the Debt...

@__TasteMe a recession. When the economy is all messed up, and people are.broke, and unemployed.... Nvm. Lol. The jokes ruined now.

Been unemployed for a whole week now....GASP!

Bu ma twin bro is actually Jobless tho

@jwalkahh just another reason for why im glad to be #unemployed

#BlessObamasHeart Only 129 more days left for free golf! Maybe unemployed Uncle Joe will volunteer 2 b his caddy!

Except all the unemployed mother fuckers.. no pay day for yoou

#Refundschecks ... so all you jobless fucks can flex for a month.. and pray for jan

@AprylStewart .....where do you work? a nigga still is unemployed.

An unemployed women's accessories designer? Srsly? #EmpireStateBuilding

I v neither bought nor read a newspaper in a year n my blackberry is ma bestest friend. Now newspaper vendors r jobless cos of pple lik me

Keyword rational MT @JodiStephens 42 mos of unemployment >8% and $16 trillion in debt should give pause to rational voters across America.

I'm unemployed and I'm going to @la_Biennale anyway. Why is it so hard for parents-in-law to understand my love for cinema?

#Tips PayDay #Loans We Cosigned Our Unemployed Son's Student Loans. Now We're Screwed -... /t.co/TPSQnMDG #FF Go

@king09james @b_sieb20 @trasera928 @haleyb617 yeah the unemployed take all ur money anyway

Employed persons pay Education Tx to contribute to developin Education. Unemployment rate is on the rise. Do the maths.

@StephonJohnson8 I was trying to read an article you wrote about unemployed & black in NY. Also,there's no contact info for u. As a writer,

Stimulus will keep unemployment below 8% #NarrativeGraveyard

I feel bad for ppl that feel bad for me when I told them I'm not working. I'm not jobless, I don't HAVE (emphasis on have) to work.

@miskoom LOL u cud be jobless but employed,and unemployed,but jobless atm..

@DrTomCrick twitter affects recovery from long term injury and may lead to terminal unemployment