News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 25

Where's my secretary? She didn't tell me she would be late... Oh that's right, I'm unemployed.

Am now jobless. #joy

3 more job apps done. something has to hit, right? #unemployed

gonna sell my car and move to vegas: my actual last-resort unemployment plan #sarablyrics #momshouse

@neil_w_thompson I'm unemployed, homeless and flying to CA on Wednesday!

@jcannon0319 you couuuuuld be unemployed and not seeing anything.

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@samvonehren can you teach me to be unemployed?

#futuremittjokes because #TaxReturners are just as stupid as #Birthers. It's the Economy, Debt, Unemployment, Wars, Food/Gas Prices stupid!

I wonder if Obama still thinks we are #DoingFine after 41 Months of unemployment rates higher than 8%. #RomneyRyan2012

Why hasn't @LeonKnight82 been tweeting recently? My bet is because he couldn't afford to pay his internet bill! #Unemployed #Wasteman

If you find it too difficult to text and walk at a reasonable pace (ie: not like a snail) get off it :)

Stop me if you've heard this one. 24 million unemployed and underemployed. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that's a knee-slapper.

This being unemployed thing is a nightmare

WAR ON WOMEN: #WomenAgainstObama bc 92% of 25M Unemployed Americans are Women! Voting #RomneyRyan2012

@Ryan_Hudson_ shushh #notlettingitgo hahaha (

I said to him that it was an undeniable drawback of our civilization that you are either working or you're unemployed...

*~ la$t day of unemployment ~*

The Part-Time Generation: Debt and Unemployment Threaten College Graduates’ American Dream

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The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

Italian government to tackle #youth #unemployment with minor measures. Can cancer be cured with an aspirine?

@TheNicoleGeorge that's the best situation! I want to be unemployed for only one week. Or just take a week long vacation! Have fun

#EmpireState @NYTmetro #JustWondering How much is being #unemployed a factor in this #MassShooting? More about his reaction to joblessness?

#futuremittjokes Mitt Romney will likely lose an election to a man who has presided over consistent 8%+ unemployment for several years

Don't work,Don't work cause I'm #Jobless yea boy

Unemployment among college graduates is 4.5%.. Unemployment among high school graduates is 24.5% percent.. College pays off in the end

What do you think is going to happen WHEN the depression hits and over 50% of the country is unemployed? WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Maybe I need to write The Definitive Guide To Unemployment: How To Live With No Purpose Day After Fucking Day.

Unemployment over 8%. Gas over $3.50, food prices rising. #Sux2bBarry in an election year. @calickizzle #tcot #p2 #teaparty

This is ma 1000th tweet in 6days....this means am so so so jobless and bored...cool tho (:

So no bitch in OC has office experience that needs a job? Oh ok . I know too many jobless hoes who should be emailing me right now lol

This anti-Obama ad by the RNC just included or those who have lost hope as a stat in their unemployment figure lol #nicetry

A child who turns three today has never lived in an America with unemployment below 8%. #tcot

Last day at work!! But now I'm jobless

Needless to say, this couple I just posted, are unemployed or are porn stars. Explains where they get the money for those tattoos.

This year has been empty but full of misery, regrets & unemployment. What will become of us if things don't start looking up? I can't imagen

Electrical chain near me is closing down. Just got a new surround system for very cheap, felt bad for the soon-unemployed dude selling it.

@shenoyn LOL I love the disclaimer u have put.. non-jobless ppl if u r on *twitter* oxymoronMAX :D

free from the grip of the insurance world, yass #unemployed #givememoney

@killahmelz I'm jobless hoe and live in the OC, wassup lol

@PurpleBelieveJB @starksyandhutch oh i cause everyone who doesn't like justin beiber is jobless.. an clearly people who like him are faggots

@Shaughn_A #ObamaBeerNames Foster's Unemployment

Toledo's unemployment rate increases, Lucas Co unchanged

$300 just that fast. where is my unemployment check lol. can't wait to file

@dmongan high unemployment rate is the best thing that ever happened to twitter lol

@DonSmith_ca Yep...been in those jobs! However its better than unemployment no? AND, no nuns....

I have two choices at the moment: either get a job and be uninspired OR stay unemployed and feel too guilty to draw anything.

@AMacEwen @ScottMcNeil Perhaps. But is it worth throwing the unemployed under the bus because some people borrowed too much?

Its not an accomplishment to get a degree. The accomplishment comes when you do something with it. There's a lot of unemployed grads around

and then if i get my unemployment check > yasssss.

Loppin' off tree branches like it's my job because it is. #unemployment #Pennsy

Hey everyone on Twitter, you can't all claim to be comedians. It's no wonder unemployment is above 8%.

@SnogWithZayn idk about that.. i'm broke. and unemployed :(

What will be Obama's next adventure? The Unemployment line.

Unemployed ppl have their EI run out & they have to sell their equity to qualify for SA. Feel that's not reflected in EI fluctuations.

Honestly you can't be a pretty girl with a job and money hanging around an unemployed ugly girl I told her this ..bitches envy that

who are you on the phone with? .....unemployment

When he said Energy prices will necessarily skyrocket, they thought he said unemployment #futuremittjokes

Walkin 100 yards to the shop is too much. I need a car #jobless

Shorter media: Oh, phooey, we were just about to talk about the rise in unemployment when Romney told a bc joke. Drat.

the way you say my name, makes me feel like im that nigga. But, im still unemployed .

Crying “@iTranslate_: Im A Rapper = I'am Currently Unemployed & I'm Not Seeking Employment At This Time”

I haven't been to work in 4 days, I feel like a damn bum. How was I unemployed for nearly 4 months?

@peter5150 Americans are not stupid they know the economy sucks the know unemployment is going up they know millions lost jobs homes, biz

@CalHobson aw that's shit! :( glad I'm an unemployed parent scrounger. Going out on a fiver haha

At the unemployment office

Aww jobless ke ? Find work na:) @jaylicioussss: Nothing rili, actually very jobless@Bimpe_barbie: @jaylicioussss Lol good so what you been

I wish i was unemployed...id do this ish all day.

Obama can send a hurricane to hit the RNC in Tampa but he cant get the unemployment rate to go down. Sup with that.

@Brandon_GS get off the unemployment t seat

hey @DWStweets did you know you are the most hated Democrat?? even your own party hates you. i fully Expect you to be unemployed soon

@DaniellePerks sure thing! This is the luxury of being unemployed, I can visit you whenever i want! #livingthedream

Eastern exp highway towards south blocked at airoli flyover. Accident on flyover and jobless people stopping to stare creating a JAM #idiots

@kazamatsuri @rpadtv @squareenixlola Harsh! My new unemployment beard didn't grow itself! My 1 month vacay is ending soon sadly.

Best thing about being #unemployed is that I can do my hair like Ace Ventura and no one will say anything because I don't go outside anymore

After being jobless since feb, I finally got a job!

Romney knows what it's like to be unemployed, he hasn't had to work in years.

#NoOffense But People Who Sit At Home And Collect Unemployment You All Disgust Me!!!

My mom just told me she heard on the radio that pols made it onto some list of majors with the highest unemployment rates. #kewlthxmom

Mitt's birther joke was obviously worse than 42 straight months of unemployment above 8% and $5.5 trillion in new debt. #Obama2012 #p2

Just submitted my last assignment of my Masters. am i now unemployed or will that only take affect after i get my results? lol

this country does have an unemployment problem. go to work and get off the road. #traffic

Hate being my brother's chauffeur... Sitting at the unemployment office waiting for him to finish a meeting with nothing to do.

Love when randos yell and ask me if I'm having a good day. Why yes, thank you for asking, sir.

Jobless, but no worries I like it this way.

LMFAO unless you're rollin in a phat ass whip n live in a phat ass house, calling yourself an entrepeneur just means you're broke n jobless

You can save your bullshit on your memory card, If this real ni**a business, then you ni**as unemployed!

Chinas economy is already seven times larger than ours and they have 810 million people WITH jobs (not millions unemployed like us).

I got my first job at 15, I've only been jobless one time sense then & it was for 3 months.

We are not patient enough. We can’t wait. Already, we have abject penury

@Lakoi_Goodman I'm free whenever. Being unemployed gives me tons of free time *goes to weep in corner for a lil bit*

#WordsThatDescribeMe Swag You spelt jobless , poor , unpayed cunt wrong.

@felicianista @nrcc Global economy? Australians unemployment is at 5.2, and if we hadn't gone to war with Iraq they would own Saudi Arabi.

@Gaber205 no, the crowd from a little town called Commerce seemed quite familiar with our deplorable unemployment rate

Lol! “@MaxTollensJr: @Shaughn_A #ObamaBeerNames Foster's Unemployment”

Unemployed for two & a half years, no assistance, no decent jobs, just when u think things cant get worse, they surely do & the cycle wi ...

I love reading complaints by people about people on welfare or unemployment. Taking my god damn tax dollars!! *shakes fists Lazy Fucks!

Den get one.... Is @ridols also jobless at the moment??? @pweetie_moi1: @mr_imade am not..it lack of Job to do.

@DeanClancy 8.2% unemployment -closer to 12% when you count peopke dropped off the rolls etc- #ObamasRecovery #ObamaBuiltThat