News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 30

How many Republicans does it take to lower unemployment? #GOP2012

Wasn't jobless too long #yay #backonthegrind

@BarackObama Should be playing Unemployment Blues.

@BlueberryT1 @jaketapper Nope. Irrelevant. Two whole years of full Washington control. 8.3% unemployment.

Tried to tell him u cant be in a relationship jobless staying wit a chick soon as she get mad HIT THE ROAD JACK

@thrallia @risspooh oh yeah since it's work study probably not. :\ but at least in NY if you work under 20hrs you can collect unemployment.

@Jazz_Rowell I would but I wouldn't like being jobless. I'm in need of places to apply to.

@TanukiMaki @risspooh the other thing is I don't think you can get unemployment if you are actively in college either...

@UKnoDatsPolo MARVIN as in unemployment? If all your monthy expenses are less than or equal to what MARVIN pays, you winning anyway...

@thrallia @risspooh yes you can. In fact, they're likely to extend your unemployment if you're actively in school. at least, in NY....

@whitehouse The $800bil stimulus left unemployment exactly where it was. Then there ws a 2nd one... O and GM is going bankrupt again #CNN

May Allah bless us tonight. #CariHantu #Jobless #CariPasal

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time, I got a new job now on the unemployment line

Unemployment in IT Industry due to Recession in Other Countries

When black people loose a job we say fucc it an collect unemployment but when white people loose it they wanna kill pple like its they fault

I thought most people on Facebook were jobless. So I came to Twitter. Then I realised the whole world is jobless!

@risspooh @TanukiMaki I have no idea, I just assumed, since students aren't included in unemployment numbers by the government.

@JansingCo At this rate of unemployment people will have to move abroad to have jobs. At least it is not for the amount of wives we have!

#tcot #RNCconventionSlogans 8% unemployment is NOT OK

.@JamesUrbaniak That must've been why Reagan and the whole GOP adopted it back in the Swingin' 80s w/ their high unemployment & deficits.

4od is assisting my unemployment like a boss. Brass Eye and Black Books. Living the dream

Boy I tell u I'm so tired. #Jobless

Eulghhhh knowing I need to pay my contract soon when I'm jobless now makes me feel soooo sick

Relax n do nothing #Jobless #Lazy #TeamLazy

@CollinPeters508 #homeless #jobless #herionaddit #stdinfested #alcoholic #jailbird #warrents Get a fucking life.

but birth control!? #priorities MT @NathanHale1775: Female unemployment is at historic levels. Obama has done nothing to address this.

Jobless-carless-manless-moneyless-kidless-almost/homeless-youthless- #fml #whatacatch # #someoneputmeoutmymisery

reports say that the EmpireState shooter had been out of a job for over a year. wondering when unemployment benefits ran out for him...

@TanukiMaki @risspooh I dunno. There's a lot of people they leave out of the official unemployment numbers.

Can we afford 4 more years of 8+% unemployment and another $5 trillion in debt? #RNCconventionSlogans

Jobless again . Oh well .

Sad to see the departure of Charlie Bird from @rtenews, but a timely departure with my impending unemployment #UnemployedGraduate.

#LastPayDay #Unemployed #FML #WhosHiring ? #NeedAJOB

Goodbye, Grad School is probably the best name for an online purveyor of used philosophy books. I'd recommend adding Hello, Unemployment

Boko Haram,electricity,security,water,education,health,poverty,unemployment,corruption! But no!It's N5k note that's our issue now!

Unemployment is ridiculous. Pay me bitches.

@BarackObama Is there any wonder that the unemployment rate is as high as it is? OR, that the recidivism rate is as high as it is?

I wish we could all collect unemployment and repeat last night all the time.. especially since @kelsoc was with us #whatatreat

Lool why? @olasehinde_t: @dahtGirl_ your definitely jobless today :|

people are really mighty jobless

@TCharis_DRO: #CompleteThisProverb an idle man......Is very jobless!!!lool :D

@omahajon You're talking to the unemployed girl who is about to have to replace the engine in her Jeep. :(

@jordan7virgo @chiefo68 Haha tweeting whilst handling heavy machinery is definitely a sackable offence! #jobless

@BarackObama How are these people supposed to support themselves? They cant get unemployment, they had no job. They can't get housing.

The data is clear, 50% unemployment, a 90% stock market drop, and 100% annual inflation . . . starting in 2013.

Fearne Cotton just described a Reading performance as 'hugely live'. And yet I'm the unemployed one...

@smile4ema nah moved to live in Lei. Unemployed graduate, yaaay! Oooh wow, what will you be doing there? X

Niggas unemployed but we got wrk on deck

.@HindaRifka @BarackObama can we go back to the idiot that averaged 5% unemployment please? #tcot

Friends who previously doubted the industriousness of my job search acknowledged today the high rate of unemployment in San Diego.

I can't stand #LasVegans that complain about #tourists. Yes, they're annoying, but chances are you'd be unemployed if they stopped visiting.

Reruns are the culture of the unemployed u have no idea how true that is xD

@jaykardashian18 fuck you unemployed bitches gross me out yuck!

I'm ober it I want to get fired from work so I can collect unemployment and get super fat and eat all day :D

The book of jobless t.co/5lo968xD

Black unemployment is at historic levels and climbing. Obama has no plan to put black America back to work #p2 #tcot #tlot

@Asmith2Smith I presume I'll still be unemployed. Well I'm booking a hol at some point in Sep, but depends on the pport situation as well

and on that faithful day, not one single fuck was giveth #unemployed

#TravisTygart soon to join the ranks of the #unemployed

Unemployment has been above 8% for more than three years, the longest run since the Great Depression - Paul Ryan #Politics

i applied to work at Mcdonalds uqh jobless #hopefull

I secretly wish my mom was unemployed due to the fact that there was nothing left to fix.. #cancersucks

Currently unemployed #bittersweet

Remember Maranda Unemployed College Student

@OliverCooper @asentance There have been cuts to useful items. The expenditure has been on wasted money. e.g. more unemployment costs.

So on August 24th, I tweeted 79 times. Now, thats what I call Height of Unemployment in India.

If you're a guy who still wears a chain and flatbills while in college I will assume you prefer to be unemployed

Remember in 2008 when unemployment was 0% and we had a surplus of 5.5 trillion? You bring in a #Dem and he screws us over #ohwait

Officially unemployed..

Welcome to the good life #unemployed

@okiebelle those are the ones that get laid off in the winter, and then when they get called to work, say they'd rather collect unemployment

I can be jobless n still have more money then a lot of ppl I know lol..

@ezraklein Unemployment 8+%, Record defecit, Crumbling Infrastructure. 17th worldwide in literacy,etc. Truth is Obama DIDN'T BUILD THAT!!!!

Hell is the makeshift unemployment line for indentured servants.. Leading to an out of stock sign at the get free shit counter

@cher you really need to focus on the issues. Seriously. I think there are a few items that should take priority. Debt, unemployment, Syria

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Physics majors have one of the lowest unemployment rate. I might be in the wrong major lol

unemployed status @ayedoe_ashley lololol they weren't there .. so i wrote them a letter & say i quit

Why my coworkers go out drinking last night and come in hung over after the bad news yesterday. White folks take unemployment badly.

#WordsThatDescribeMe unemployed

Italy #unemployment has went up too

@iGaddo: The book of jobless t.co/FSrnrta3

Was Only Jobless For A Week And I Couldn't Stand It -_-

@BarackObama My state unemploymet benifts ended because the federal government seems to think that the unemployment rate in KY is Down.

@leahmacx You enjoying the unemployed life? Justin Bieber hasn't been off the work tv since you left, that's definitely a sign to come back

@shortwave8669 If you can't beat a black man with the middle name Hussein, with unemployment ^ 8%, + out fundraising, may be time to rethink

@fivethirtyeight but i believe they state that he loses votes b/c unemployment is so high. i like that the poll challenges base assumptions

girls,plz stop clowing gentlemen & falling in love w/ unemployed wannabes w/ no future.Make sure yr heart is fed b4 yr poonani. #Splashology

“@GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail” There's no quick fix.

@ZacharyMullaghy hahahah getting fired from there will prolly be the best thing that ever happened. #unemployment sounds nice

“@GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail”

I need a job bad.... #unemployment

According to the #ES, 'jobless mothers' have been 'given' the 'chance to become tycoons'. I think most would be happy with a decent wage.

Unfounded attacks on Obama: Jobless 8.3% NatL Debt $16t GDP 1.5% Deficit $1.5T Budget:NONE FoodStamps:48million Poverty 1 in 6 #potus

When I'm unemployed: oh god, I need a job. When I'm employed: Jesus Christ Almighty I need to leave!

MT @markos: Getting people to like [8.3% unemployment] would be like getting people to start eating bugs, and liking it.

@BarackObama SO, you can't get a job, you can't get unemployment, just how is a person supposed to survive?

@DianaKrasniqi I would but I dunno if I could cope with seeing you everyday :/ I'd rather stay unemployed tbh

I hate when my unemployed mother, of all people, calls my lazy. Go to school. Get a job. #jfc -____-

I will never give another person standing on the side of the road a dime guy just played me a pulled out his unemployment debit card