News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 26

#RNCconventionSlogans We will talk about jobs and energy independence. See the donkeys for free birth control and more unemployment.

@johngilks Congratulations! Although I didn't realize you were unemployed...

@Julianne133la: @JoblessMark We heard that you need a job we want to hire you right now proceed here @HlredNow No I'm good #Jobless

MT @keder Mitt's birther joke was obviously worse than 42 straight months of unemployment above 8% and $5.5 trillion in new debt.

MT @GlobalStarLV time for a change in state with the highest unemployment rate in USA, we NEED @DannyTarkanian for #NV04, @MrsT106, @TimWJr

@bdonahueweedman agreed! Can't stand all this violence! Enough already! U lose your job you go to unemployment u don't shoot your boss!

@jimmy_Original unemployed #evenworse

Note that those grumbles are not against #ACA but rather bc I got hosed yesterday due to unemployment & shifting health care plans.

@oblivion_13 anything at this point! The unemployment rate around here is really high. :(

@WILLIDOK Someone in the media kindly point out where 42 straight months of 8%+ unemployment indicates a fragile recovery?

Think the economy and unemployment is bad now? It will be worse in Mit's first term. He will claim he needs a second one to fix it.

you know its a tough economy when even Mott Bonnott is unemployed

@AlexRoussak nooooooo! My father is is a unemployed no hoper. Devo'ed.

@eriContrarian 'With great choices, comes great responsiblity.' - some unemployed journo

Im so scared right now. Im just gonna do what's sensible. Im gonna file for unemployment and try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

The unemployment rate in West bab high will skyrocket once adventure land closes for the season

Just quite my job. Now I'm jobless again *shrugs*

@cheryblossom595 hmm am jobless surfing around a well graduated engineer :P am from india :D

@LilBunztm I know. But we switched boats, I'm unemployed now lol

#futuremittjokes AND remember when he said that the $787 BILLION dollar stimulus package would keep unemployment under 8.0%?

@AkiRawr Nah its only when u get your results .. I was like 15th year campus and still doing 1st year courses Lol so I was never unemployed

Quit my job! #unemployed

By the way the Govt counts it, unemployment is about 8%. But when you include those who have given up looking, the true rate is 16%.

finally no longer unemployed here I come @KR1SBRE3ZY can't get enough of me haaha

First Colorado then Us (NYC) what's next smh. This is what unemployment does to people smh. :-/

call center or unemployment ?? My dilemma

@oliviaappleby no good. I'm always around as I'm jobless haha. So can do anything whenever :) xx

13,000 stock market started dropping at news of Obama's nomination. Gas was under $2.00. Unemployment started rising. Racists!

@JedediahBila have you heard? Since the joke, unemployment dropped to 4%!! And the debt got paid off!! Hail POTUS Obama!!

Unfortunately, Obama has to take responsibility at some point. #OpenUpTheEnergySector @ASAJ1874 @SChardonnay 8-10% unemployment for 3.5yrs

Im soo unemployed #Stressed

@Taylor_35 lol nah i quit. Im jobless rite now. Jus goin to college. Where are u workin now?

“@shemika_coleman: Might be looking for another job...they laying ppl off”go to thr unemployment office til u gt another

@jeremydmiller Good of you to ask. I am doing OK but unemployed for the moment. How are you doing?

Unemployment line, credit card decline, Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind.

I swear if another mother fucker calls me a junky i will slit some throats.You fuckers dont do drugs and ur jobless not in school and broke!

@mitchellreports @SeanSpicer @GOP Obama's economic policies = high unemployment, housing underwater, trillion $ deficits, stunted growth

Eating with my Nana at Chapps! One perk of being unemployed...I guess. Sweet times.

@h1p5ta @frankieboyle hello electric g, are you unemployed ?! Do you fantasise about being bummed? If yes to both.. Well that's hilarious.

@PoshSar @womble1976 My wife’s from North Wales-similar there in places. It’s same anywhere rural w/ high unemployment. Junkies and thugs.

@Jos21 @clarercgp My concern is for unemployment in the fishing industry and the vineyards. I'm doing my bit!

@JaneDueker Democratic Platform - Feign offense at everything, spend money we don't have, continue to have unemployment so we have a base

.@Pacman_Dublin when we averaged 5% unemployment, record months of job growth, and a record high stock market?? If that's bad, what's this?

Romney should ask to see the unemployment rate’s birth certificate.

I been waiting a week for this unemployment check they better not screw me over or I'll flip

Jewelmint might be fun if you were rich, but for a jobless teenager........ bye lol

Thank you God for taking me from being jobless to getting job checks #patienceiskey

I told my parents that Ramen is one of my favorite dishes. They determined I must be unemployed.

ALL the proof you need is in my Bio If you unemployed, 18+ & willing to learn, HMU

Legit last day at forever FOREVER. T-8 hours until unemployment!!!!!!!

@IanJames007 maybe I was too harsh on that article you linked before. Besides the unemployed weirdo who self medicates, the rest is fine

@seanwilliams537 Because I'm betting its not about unemployment, but about birth certificates.

If you pretend your coworkers are puppies, corporate life is a lot of fun. Anyway, I'm unemployed again.

@BarackObama Irrelevant. 8.3% unemployment

@pollyaconley it sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33, it sucks to be meee

Make yo check, come at they neck. #unemployed

@premulus doing just fine. im back to being unemployed heh heh

Cheap,cheaper,cheapest chant has sent our economy 2 the botom of Grand Canyon & our UNemployment 2 the top of Mount Everest. @biggercapital

Shoutout to my pretty but now jobless follower @__PrettyDope :) go follow her

There's a point where you realize that the next 5+ years of education may culminate in unemployment.

I wish I could collect unemployment. Too bad I've never had a job.

@BoomerWang23 make sure your back in time for draft cocksucker

@goobaby8 Hahah no! Omg I'm just a huge nerd! Who is curerntly unemployed as well!

Obama has purposely tanked this economy & has hooked more Americans on the Heroine of Welfare/Foodstamps/Unemployment then any other Prez.

“@SafrinMazlan: Ke singapore lewww. Bes jd jobless nih, nk cuti xyah apply.” mesti belikan fridge magnet. ugut ni, ugut.

@donnabrazile the #empirestatebuilding shooter had extended unemployment

@jeff_poor Yeah no outrage over Rev Wright, 8% unemployment, 17 trillion dollars in debt, but a birther joke starts the Rapture!!!

Sometimes I can relate to crack heads! Why work and pay bills if you still gon have the same headache if you're unemployed. Just be a BUM!

@BigJohnandAmy @BretBaier Obama's record =high chronic unemployment, housing underwater, trillion dollar deficits, stunted economic growth

A subsidy for unemployed,spanish called parados (motionless people),is approved.Also for government advisors? #alicante #benidorm #calpe

#WordsThatDescribeMe bankrupt, jobless and injured.

Insanity, another random shooting... Apparently the man has been unemployed for over a year now...

@keder -All this talk about unemployment rates, what role did the GOP led Congress play? Is this not a democracy where House/Senate co-rules

@yasminyx nope, they haven't told me anything- think they are hating on me #unemployed

Darron Thomas is a dumb ass... He left Oregon to be jobless in the NFL.. Nigga u are a running qb.. Tf u think u were goin bro??

A subsidy for unemployed,spanish called parados(motionless people),is approved.Also for government advisors? #torrevieja #orihuela #javea

'If labor force participation had remained as high as it had been when Obama took office, then unemployment rate wud be 11%' #tcot #lnyhbt

Shocking truth about graduate unemployment:...

@irideinside I guess that's why the CBO is projecting .5% decline in GDP and 9.1% unemployment by end of 2013. #ObamaEatsDogs

imma suplex unemployment on Sunday nd get my funds on Tuesday ... come rob me

@Lorel_EE @tibettruth @avebeyaas @isv5 @gratitewd @themacleod @nzfowl @flamengo17 @cineversitytv I'm unemployed. Lol

Well that week of unemployment was nice.

The way u say my name make me feel like im that nigga...but im still unemployed -_-

Why would Leah have to go to daycare... Gary just sits on his unemployed ass all day... #TeenMom

Obama has successfully created a voter majority based on the entitlements of Welfare, Foodstamps, & Unemployment checks & class warfare.

“@RicoGee: This dumb Fucc got fired and shot 11 people. Didn't this asshole know he can get unemployment and sit on his ass for a year”

@BrianCBock @mitchellreports They covered it in a delicate way. the media is in love with Obama. Do they discuss unemployment and debt?

Democratic Platform 2008: Item 1. Jumpstart the economy. Result: Spent $.75T. Sixteen month over month increases in unemployment.

Off at 2:30 gym, file unemployment for class, pack, then blazin our trail for #iowacity @bpontoon @NeilCarbis

Makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

@jesseruben everyday of my unemployed life

@insanexvixen apart from being unemployed, I'm great lol x

@BarackObama YEAH WE STAND TOGETHER IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE IN THE WELFARE LINE IN THE BREAD LINE GIMME A BREAK HE DONT STAND WITH US

So many people are jobless, depressed hungry and hopeless, that the repercussions lay with the innocent people at the end of their guns.

Unemployed #yuck Where's my #osap at!?!

Its nt i made its Imade@leftandright77: U should too, I made Den get one.... Is @ridols also jobless at the moment??? @pweetie_moi1:

When the Economy sucks & we've wasted billions, @BarackObama wants us to focus on % of women that get abortions while more are unemployed

@narendramodi Dear sir u r my future PM, but I m jobless..........

In need of cash yet I'm still unemployed.

@tamronhall A birther joke is developing news, but not a word about the CBO fiscal cliff? 8.3% unemployment?