News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 31

#lt let's be fair, unemployment did rise under his term, but let's not play the game of his administration being the entire cause.

My dad finally got a job after more than 6 months jobless. :-)

@qtpye88 omg now im unemployed ctfu bye re-re

@RtHonJon You are right.It is all the unemployed and disabled fault

Am just jobless

Rule #1 of the Unemployed Gourmet - always wear a shirt while cooking bacon #hotgrease

WHY ON EARTH I TOOK SHIFT FOR TOMORROW... honestly, I couldn't careless... Well, maybe I'll just keep jobless week next week...

@DanielleWatson_ I made a start before about a year n half ago when I was jobless, got bored though was taking ages xx

Unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #itworked #obamaisoutoftouch

@ConorZeCreature still jobless? #shades

@BarackObama ...ment, then how is the unemployment rate going to get any better? It would seem that situation would be perpetuating ,

NJ unemployment rate at its highest in 35 years. Great plan Gov. Fatty Christie. Glad your draconian cuts are working.

Why ppl who intimate they represent the American people act like they speak for them? #GOPDONTSPEAK4ME #economy #jobs #unemployment #99ers

1 minute until I'm unemployed!

@CVyletel @anthonyromanos @r0b113 lmao yea, me, the unemployed guy.. I got the tab -_- #thisguy #stillgoinhard

Join the club! “@ryguy449: Officially unemployed..”

This dumb Fucc got fired and shot 11 people. Didn't this asshole know he can get unemployment and sit on his ass for a year

@wv_funnyman if only I had money in Obama's terrible Economy (8.3% Unemployment, btw)...I'd proudly buy a $22.50 Obama mug.

Well that was just another random job to add to the list #jobless

@MegRobertson especially when employers consider long term unemployment a stain....

@usantidoping: You're leaders deserve to be jobless for making ego-driven, unlawful decisions and breaking your own rules

Maintaining a HEALTHY 14.2% #Jobless numbers for #Blacks , @BarackObama & @VP Biden NOT EVEN FRETTING about their support!!! @GOP #Inde

@BorowitzReport. Daily reminder FACT: US Unemployment been above 8% for last 42 Months. @JaredBernstein

@83PeanutProd @ShaQuellD shit I ain't NEVA say u was broke lol jus jobless till u start at the CLUCK Lol

the way you say my name makes me feel like i'm that nigga but im still unemployed>>>>>

In two days i will be unemployed. As much as i have complained about my job, i'm actually going to miss it #SadTweet

Go to work in a good mood and leave in a bad mood, sometimes I wish I was jobless!

The last time I ever casually complain about unemployment on here t.co/1flYJSyH

@BorowitzReport Worst recovery in US history, 42 months of 8-plus percent unemployment, declining economic growth — price-tag-> $5Trillion

After a couple years of unemployment, I'm finally headed back to work. Gotta say it feels pretty damn good.

I was just telling someone I've been officially unemployed for five months. There will be so much coonery in DC when I get paid again.

To the unemployed folks screaming tgif.... t.co/THrZgEGb

@LeftyBollocks We should go back to the good ol' days under Reagan when unemployment was >25% in WV.

@lolgop. Worst recovery in US history, 42 months of 8-plus percent unemployment, declining economic growth — price-tag-> $5Trillion

@chrisrock I play something similar called day off or unemployed...

Officially unemployed!!!! #weoooo

A protester was holding a sign that said 4 more years. 4 more years of 8% unemployment?

@AmberTranay passing unemployment office

#RNCconventionSlogans Four More Years of record deficits, foreclosures, unemployment, race bating & class warfare -- NOT! #tcot

@IAM_MALI well unemployment rates are higher & there's a bigger welfare payment & budget than ever before in US history

No one has asked me about Massachusetts over 8% unemployment for 42 months. #futuremittjokes

Every sentence that Mitt Romney says should include the words unemployment, deficit, or bureaucracy. Everything else is a missed opportunity

With the way I spend money it'd be good to get a job...NOW. #unemployed

As we see the economy worsen, inflation and unemployment continueing it's never ending cycle. Crime and depression statistic will rise.

@ste_wong wish I was unemployed.

I like to have access to the ppl i love at all tmes. I like them so much better when they're unemployed.lbvs

Correction, more than 8% unemployment.

Officially unemployed again. Straight to the course for the #cannedbeerinvitational. Last weekend home #imgettingmessy

I'm drunk. Hello unemployment!

The way you say my name makes me feel I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

jobless.

@railaodinga Mheshimiwa. What do u think of this young people who are jobless and has a vision.

@danprimack Things like the abysmal economy, unemployment rate, ridiculousness exhibited by those it office.

#RNCconventionSlogans Real Change Coming: No more 8%+ unemployment

Its alot of mtfs sayn dey gettn money but the unemployment rate doe somebody lien

Sick of being treated like I live in poverty.. IM JUST UNEMPLOYED NOT HOMELESS

#wordsthatdescribeme Jobless

Because of you guys I'm doing things I didn't even know I could do. For example, did you know you can fill out your unemployment app online?

@chasemuder I may have too tho:( sad times #jobless

The NRA should support NGDP targeting (and job training/matching programs). Guns don't kill people

If you have eaten a McRib for the past 6 months... You're probably unemployed. #Fact

I was unemployed for 3 months at one point. Best 3 months of my life! Did anything and everything.

Forest 7/2 to win, if I wasn't a jobless cunt I'd be banging my wages on. #nffc #bwfc

Tyga is coming to the pavillion sept 18th!!!!!! AHhhhhhhh!!!

This I can prove the #Obama plan has failed. See steady high unemployment and deficits @freedoms_sword @BuyingAPuppy @Onelifetogive

@durtyvirg If this were 2010 and I were still unemployed with nothing to do, I would.

I'm happy. I just wish I had money so I could buy myself stuff. #jobless

.@wv_funnyman Agreed. We are on the right path. Unemployment when Obama took office: 7.8%...Now its up to: 8.3%. #Forward #Obama2012

Iswr am jobless tonight :( someone shld keep me busy :(

I will NEVER date a female with NO JOB....just like I expect Females to never date an unemployed man

@mistere777 @sharethis WHAT OBAMA NEEDS TO KNOW IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EMPLOYMENT AND UNEMPLOYMENT!

@PolitixFireball - Shocking! Next thing you know, we'll find out the real unemployment numbers are higher than what's been reported. :O)

@ezraklein @ThePlumLineGS Stimulating. QE3 anyone? Would you care for some currency devaluation with your unemployment? #Inequality

Another 90's episode of Cops. This is why unemployment is so high!

@LeftyBollocks If you're so concerned about unemployment and the economy, tell congress to pass the president's jobs plan.

As usual. Jobless gal @uchekaren: nthn much jare @fortunehowell

@iamQuedy sef don join this ask.fm bullshit. Jobless nigga.

We have had 42 straight months of unemployment over 8%. #tcot

The one time I read my horoscope, it tells me about work but I became unemployed on wednesday #waitwhat

@GOP: Daily reminder that unemployment's been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. Obama or Romney? It doesn't matter! Both are losers!

Yu know how many ppl would be unemployed if every job did drug tests? lol

On the plus side, I do get to hit the gym and pool everyday. #unemployment #lifeintheburbs

People always ask me if I work at the store I'm in. Always tempted to say yes. #unemployed

All these people killing their bosses over nothing. Unemployment is freedom. Didn’t they read fight club?

@wv_funnyman Unemployment, Debt, Food and Gas Prices are all higher now than when Obama took office...Definitely deserving of 4 more years!

only been unemployed for a week, but I feel like a bum.

Before I got my last job I was unemployed for over a year. This time I was unemployed for 6 days. Maybe the economy IS getting better!

@MilkCartonModel i was till i came back to florida two weeks ago >.< i worked in chicago. now..im jobless lol

@FilmFan1971 @whatkatie_did Again, advantages of being unemployed, my friend.

Nak laa pinjam iphone kawan then tweet with it. See how jobless i am xD

THIS: Economy, unemployment, Obamacare

@paigee_ju The dad looks like he's 40 and jobless haha

#WordsThatDescribeMe Jobless, Hopeless, lonely.

The real unemployment rate is 22.6%--Shadow Statistics

@_stonerbetch I do it like its ma jabbbbbb #unemployed

All my friends work tonight, & then there's me.. over here... jobless.

@looneytune1231 you would too if you saw how many people obama has made jobless and most of all POOR.

@CBRangel is NOT INCLUDED in that 14.2% #Jobless #s for #Blacks.... NO SIR... HE GOT TO KEEP HIS JOB!! Aint' life grand!! @DNC #p2

#jobless for the moment

.@wv_funnyman sure Unemployment is 8.3% and the Debt is $16 trillion, but on the bright side, Obama's golf handicap is down to 9! #obama2012