News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 40

@MittRomney @BarackObama Hey you two, big business demands high unemployment, if they want to invest. Few people are aware of this. Very few

First summer unemployed? Awesome! $13.49 to my name... Ottawa please employ me! #embarrassing.

@michellemalkin If Romney cuts whole Depts to balance budget, how much unemployment will that create? How about cutting money to States?

@believeindanny yeah, the UNEMPLOYED person should bring YOU coffee. Psh. And it's not just vampires, it's a bunch of supernatural bullshit.

...at least for now. I still have 21 wks of unemployment comp. so I have time to try and find something better hours-wise, etc. #fb

Unemployed as of October 15.. Whomp

Dear CEO Mike Smith of ANZ. Anyone on $34 a day unemployment benefits are not bludgers, they're clinically insane you fat fuck.

Yo I'm officially unemployed but I have three hours left here. Can I go now?

@DrewBUFFington @ricklovall unemployment is so high because people refuse to work when they get paid more nor to work

If there was no taxes(theft), the unemployment rate would be much lower, prosperity would spread out. You would have little need for welfare

.@BarackObama FACT: 42 straight mos. of 8+% of unemployment and 16 TRILLION in debt with no end in sight.

Tommorow is pretty much the first saturday I've had off in like two years #sohappy #jobless

@VINNYGUADAGNINO the crack heads downtown do that, and the fools on unemployment #loserstatus don't play into that quote, not a good one.

@kjmedina68 Facts: We Have 108,000,000 Americans Living In or Near #Poverty! Male Black Unemployment Is The Highest In US History #obama

#RNCconventionSlogans Deficits under $1 trillion and unemployment under 8%!

@adanne_kanu I know! I've nw become jobless!

Everyone headed back to school and I'm just chillin jobless #help

I need a part-time job that i actually like #unemployment #cnyworks

Damn im out dis shit.... Let's call it a night for those that works, but for jobless people, You guys just started d shit

@oonajide: @adanne_kanu I know! I've nw become jobless! Lol....its just really sad :'(

#JustSayin @barackobama sends more to the poor house. #Unemployment Claims (week ending Aug 18): 372,000 (advance) #RomneyRyan2012 #LNYHBT

im officially unemployed, im going to miss my paychecks every Friday!

Jobless 4 2 months...#miserable

camp is over, officially unemployed now.

@BTECJON thing is i'm not, and awks moment when my dads english and us unemployed and okay i'll go shut my twat

Unemployed,hmmm not for long !!!

So Obama leads in likability, Romney leads on the economy. Likability won't put millions of unemployed back to work. Vote #RomneyRyan2012!

@BarackObama unemployment is still above 8 percent. All you wanna talk about is coffee mugs and yourself.

@Galie_Jaddunath @BitchImBruce @rome081 what all ya guys have. My 2 daughters still need stuff. no cash left right now jobless till mid sept

@tavissmiley - Ask Mr. Nader how that will impact unemployment among the young and undereducated of our society...or have me on as a guest.

Unemployed. #fuck

Sad for you @tosynshawty: Jobless 4 2 months...#miserable

#BlackMen, The black-male unemployment rate was 19 percent that month, compared with 9.6 percent for white men. #wssu

Best decision I ever made leaving Leicester city fc....after finding out tonight's news,could of been jobless if it wasn't for my decisions!

@hertz77 Been unemployed now for nearly 2 years...so funds are now pretty much gone. :'(

@johnpneedham Oh i See you r from Chicago. Sorry about that. Hows that crime rate working for you? Or the Black Unemployment rate in Chicago

Mitt is full of jokes! Remember when he told voters, including some who were unemployed, that he's also unemployed? That was hilarious!

@JamesCliffe22 whaaaaat! Give me one aha! #jobless

I wish I could enjoy my weekend :( #unemployed #responsibilities

I am disgusted and TIRED of all the political drama and bull surrounding Lance Armstrong. Try focusing on real problems like unemployment!

Welp, officially unemployed. Here we go again.

Unemployment would be Zero if blowjobs counted

Vacations over time for real life again #wahh #unemployed #iwannabeakidagain

U are clearly jobless @iamOMISH_: @sir_jabulani lool! I dn dey find person wey go type boyfriend since morning!

I thought my job was going to take up my afternoons but so far I’m getting off before I use to wake up when I was unemployed!

@MouhamedB naw that's bc they have temporary cash assistants and unemployment. Neither of those require a bank! Lol

So now if you're depressed and jobless u just come here nd say all sort of rubbish!.*smh...u shld worry about yourself..its sad..:(

#DNCconventionSlogans Please vote for $20 Trillion in #debt

Anyone know any place that is hiring right now? I would love a job. #help #jobless

@DWSTWEETS if you are so anti American why don't you move to France or Greece where unemployment is higher as well taxes 75%

Describe u in one word #determined ?? 100% motivated to everything ?? ...hold on...didn't u just fail uni?? And are u not still unemployed?

Soooo #POTUS makes his own beer, good for him. HOW IS THIS FUCKING NEWS WORTHY? #Unemployment, there is still a war, and debt. Yet, #beer

You've been jobless for how long and your yelling at me for not having a job? At least I've been applying you lifeless bitch.

Jobless geh,lol@iBasilia: @ibeekay212 :P am bored! What do u expect

The only thing that trickles down when rich people get tax cuts is poverty - Debt, Food costs, Unemployment all go up #tcot #p2 #VooDoo

Depressions and mass unemployment are not caused by the free market but by government interference in the economy. – Ludwig von Mises

The way me and lauren talk for hours about nothing #jobless

@spraayer Over 8% unemployment, and the Bush fuck up was approved by the Dems in the Senate. They voted for it and supported it.

@freespeakerusa @SpeakerBoehner @washtimes since most states have limited their unemployment benefits not advantageous to malingerer-chkfct

Frank opened Pandora's box for 3K? That's it? I know he's unemployed but... #BB14 #BBlf

I Put In My Two Weeks Notice Today . Going Back To The Unemployment Side

I tweeted #Unemployment #doc, end of my weekly #compensation more #USG #abuse of me w/o #justification

Loool Seye must be jobless this night .

@LaTriska23 I didn't #Unemployed (O_o)

I am officially UNEMPLOYED.

#Notetoself get your life together, you should be heading off to Uni. by now, instead you're sitting at home, unemployed. #Sadlife

@HannahK30851057 well as I'm currently unemployed.... whenever you like!

@CapitolAvenue Not with respect the current economic problem. The Roadmap for America is not about unemployment.

If you're a teacher, police officer, social worker, public defender, unemployment agent, law clerk, bus driver,nurse YOU'RE A DAMN DEMOCRAT!

US unemployment claims rise 4000, NC unemployment rate 9.8 percent, Unemployment rate increased in 26 NC counties, Charlotte Mecklenburg…

Just like that, I'm unemployed #peacework

Typical day yesterday, won the Olympics with #TeamGB, now unemployed. #FootballManager

@danieltosh What about all those kids that chieated in school, looks like they lose their jobs. #unemployment 99.9%

@KrewDolo unemployed Drew is back?

Officially unemployed! #happytweet

@samie_rana @azadtalk Islam is damn simple but a simpler Islam is killer to profession of molvi, they'll be jobless.

@MittRomney @BarackObama and when those millions of people remain unemployed for an additional 6 months, they aren't counted by you anymore.

@thereval reminded us when Mitt said I'm unemployed too _/

#RNCconventionSlogans Someone Delete THIS> #Reagan vs Obama on unemployment #topprog #GOP Liars t.co/9kSKDMue

@Killa_Kam93 jobless

@kkudryavka haha you mean unemployed?

@Hedgerrr its okay for me being unemployed is doing wonders for this season of weeds! :)

I'm so sad to be out of unemployment next week. My days won't be the same without @TheEllenShow A whole new level of #thirdworldproblems

@karnakgames I am 32

Got approved for unemployment WHOOP WHOOP !

No 1 has asked 2 c my birth cert. That's funny. 8%+unemployment, sky-rocketing debt, out of control spending, debt downgrade. Not so funny

Need to see noel on the 6th :'( hate being 16 and unemployed

@RossJackson10 Oh the perks of being unemployed! Tent, coors, watts, spare boxers, flip flops, a football, FOOD, barbecue = SORTED!

#DNCconventionSlogans Guess what the correct unemployment rate is at the end of the day and win the chance to donate your prize to Obama!

Applied for a ton of jobs today. I'm still more than probably going to be unemployed for another year. Sigh.

Jobless still living at home like a slob.

I don't trust any commercial that says jobless rate are you kidding . #fuckmitrommny

First full week unemployed. Last paycheck received. 1.5 weeks til LAUNCH. It's a crazy weird process, but God is IN it! @theworldrace #11n11

When will Barack Obama build a recovery as jobless queues still grow? Barack the builder? @MittRomney @PaulRyanVP @KRuddMP @BillShortenMP

I have $1.2 in my wallet...lol not even cash though. Just change. #unemployed :/

As of tonight I'm now jobless! Crap.

People who are unemployed are probably hating me right now LOL

Women of America, whats more important to u, free birth control or jobs? There are more women unemployed since Obama became President.

According to the Dept of Labor, the 4 week moving average of initial unemployment claims rose by 3,750 in the week ended Aug. 18 to 368,000.

@LilMessico Only further incentive to get an education. Unemployment for college graduates? 4%. Non-colllege graduates? 13%.