News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 14

@whatttheHelen they need people?!? I'm jobless and I need a job this year! Ha

@BushwackCA like all those other lazy fucks on welfare...I mean unemployment...why are some people so fucking mean? I'm talking abt you

@georginamundy I was talking to your mum about it earlier I said you should come but you're jobless lol

@i_am_air But I am loving Uni and jealous of you because I am jobless and desperately seeking one, and my heels are in a good condition!

People would be a lot happier though, all of their money wouldn't be going to taxes to a fucked up government. Jobs vs unemployment.

@thombo91 Jason will come back like 18 stone, you'll come back quite normal probably, and I'll look like a bum because I'm still unemployed.

@GovernorOMalley Then why has unemployment risen the last 6 months? .5% in last 6 mos.Either you're lying(again) or US economy is shrinking

@LizelC2012 Ha, second time lucky! I'm alllll good, how you doing? It's feckin boiling! How's unemployment?

#NowWatching Illegal Tender … With My Bummy Jobless Arse

In Obama's New America ppl r scared, they r unemployed w/little hope. Obama has sown seeds of hatred between Americans.

You lose your job. Get unemployment and get a pack from ya mans.

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I was seconds away from saying, this is the worst way to waste your unemployment benefits but then we left.

@kamaalrkhan Evidently women aren't because you seem to be jobless. Ha!

If gov want to decrease unemployment he must make sure that old ppl who work must quit or retired in order to replace them with youth

@RegularSteve_ helloooo, collect unemployment until you get back on ya feet lol

@ZedKlozzy Bloody hell,you won't be unemployed a year from now! Can see Jason being in a bad state-Germany is the land of sausages and beer.

@loverobinny haha if I were jobless, I'd come again next week lol his Williamsburg event is so tempting kkkk

To all those loosers askin me about krk #FUCKOFF u jobless retards

@GRYKING no! You know I have a business honey! I like unemployment. I think unemployment should be for as long as one needs it.

@IngrahamAngle this election will show us what real unemployment rate is. People want to work not handout

Need a job #bum #unemployed

@WillySkyKing If the past does not matter why all the Bush talk? Now = steady high unemployment and record deficits.

24 more days til work! Gah, I'm gonna miss this bum life!!! 'Til I get unemployed! Haha.

@niyameonk Who's jobless?

@Jaeeohhwhyy sad.. I'm jobless....

Kant-like philosopher or unemployed? YOU decide! #FF @thisismyveritas

As if I'm gonna unemployed soon #dread

Love when I call unemployment for three days straight and still get a busy signal. #ineedajob

Goodbye Jobless~ *but I dun feel happy, why?* (??_??)

#Unemployment Rose In 44 States (9 Battleground) In July 2012 @_Orwell @KyWildcat1970 @Gay_News_Now #latinos2012 #latism #obama2012 #obama

Still a jobless prick.

this is what happens when unemployment insurance isnt an option..justs moves the shooting spree up about 90 weeks

@grivaskopti omg me toooo! Since unemployment I have turned into one of those house wives that sit and watch them! #fablife

@lisamelmel I'm A Bum, And I'm Jobless… Thats The Best Descriptions Of Me Ryt Now

Unemployment & selling drugs won't last you a lifetime, go get yourself a degree like the rest of us & make something out of ur misery

I want to cry #unemployed

ALL THEM NIGGAS THAT WORK ON 34TH ST. THAT BE TRYNA SELL U THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING TICKETS GONE BE UNEMPLOYED AFTER TODAY,TOURISTS IS GONE

@realDonaldTrump @lancearmstrong USADA should be part of 8% that are unemployed

@Shnay_2 actually it makes no difference #unemployed

@huh_bruhh wtf!! He coulda laid back & got his unemployment check but nah he gon lay back back & wait 4 ppl 2 put money on his books

@Tonygardner Unemployment can be hair-razing.

Can't believe Beliebers is trending when there are other things we should be talking about like the economy, gun control and unemployment

@awbMaven @carlgardner @ChrisBryantMP didn’t realise I needed to spell it out so specifically. To compare pensioners and unemployed…

@WillySkyKing and the obama plan of steady high unemployment and deficits is current.

@_hiisPrincess_ just text back the number to the unemployment office or a church.

Jobless people stop killing my ba3 with 5,000naira note BCS!... My bb is going down!.. Am not CBN oh!

@McNairSwain unemployment is sweeet! Not long now til the sunshiiiine, just sorting a few last minute touch ups! Lol you missing my mails?

@mrmike24 a family member got FIRED for performance, collected unemployment.

I just wanna get unemployment and sign up for low income housing working off the books while paying $85 for a two bedroom and driving a benz

Think they need to take the ticket machines off the London Buses! Get conductors back on bus & bring a bit of humanity back! =Unemployment?

Unemployment is making already angry, stressed out people turn to violence to air their frustrations. God help America.

Officially unemployed! Gonna miss my Loreal crew!!

If you live off of government assistance ( unemployment, tanf, etc) you are not grown!

@Bryan_Tolbert Coffee is meaningless to the unemployed.

Karma is real. I used to get my lunch money stolen and now I'm a 23 year old unemployed comedian, living with my dog. #successful

Based on the number of people sitting outside their house I would say the unemployment rate between Main Ave and 13th is about 85%.

I'm once again unemployed... Although a student still.

@HannahWeldin lol. I just wish we were both jobless going back to occ...

@MEQUAZ ha well maybe he is happy with his life right now wit these unemployment rates #jussayin shoot ne paycheck is a good paycheck

The unemployed-for-six-years Romney insists the Mormon Church is a charity. Since when is a Church solely a charity? Mormons are mercenaries

Unemployment in t-minus 5 hours #krelm

@BrandonTierney And you forget the New Guy had one last nite...But it was only to replace Jobless Guy who skipped on paying at end of yr

Okayy..half the nightmare is over ....I happened to save the Unemployment data ...now the other part ..I cant even remember what its about..

An applicant's unemployment must not be his/her fault. -Department of Job and Family Services

O. “@kc843 White people get fired and shoot the place up, black people get fired and go to unemployment office”

“@cathylfoni: morning workout alone because my friends are LAZY” or aren't unemployed #boom

I prolly work harder than bird and I'm unemployed

@LZZYHALE scrap that. I'm just another tortured, unemployed musician. I nor anything I've done makes me particularly special or proud.

Dckhead cop made me late to class -__- Jobless prick!

“@r_wrights24: “@cathylfoni: morning workout alone because my friends are LAZY” or aren't unemployed #boom” #pizzariagirls #BOOM

Smh “@TAYcandobetter: I've been jobless for almost a year now. ”

#obama: Pass My 'stimulus' And Unemployment Will Be 5.6% By 2012 @_Orwell @KyWildcat1970 @Gay_News_Now #latinos2012 #latism #obama2012

I hope the gov't can do something with the increase nurses unemployed here in the philippines @gmanews #newRNs @ABSCBNNewsBiz

LazyLove = Unemployed Sex Partner

I wish there was a 'hit the whisky' button on #FM2012 #Unemployed

@TheBlackVoice Black New Yorkers stay getting clowned on. Gentrification, Stop and Frisk, and Black Male Unemployment 50%.

Dear dude on campus, the unicycle is the worst method of transportation ever. You don't look cool, you look like an unemployed juggler.

Don't you just hate when unemployed people tweet TGIF.

“@Joffey021: Smh “@TAYcandobetter: I've been jobless for almost a year now. ”” lmfaoo! BYE

It should help you develop your strengths and skills to earn a career. Otherwise you will have a degree and still be unemployed.

@WillySkyKing @MittRomney & do to steady high unemployment and deficits #obama will be voted out of office.

? person dey jobless sha @Iam_Debola: Chai.. see tweets, over 900k tweets mogbe! @fart_robot

any women unemployed right now with hump nails I got jobs for you all!!!!..........................................in construction!

@chantelle_sal just downloaded the travel guide myself funnily enough! Less than 1% unemployment can't be bad

Unemployment is the new black.

@embeedub Can't but wonder how the continuing crap economy & unemployment play into general stress increase leading to > chance of violence.

I guess his unemployment just ran out...no more extentions

So Empire State Building shooter had been unemployed for a year, and cops might have shot a bystander, according to Mayor Bloomberg

Can someone inform my husband about the job market & unemployment? I'm being laid off & found a job to start right after but took a pay cut.

This shooting is connected with UNEMPLOYMENT? You have got to be kidding me! #nycshooting

@adiba_mumtaz unemployment..

This just proves that the unemployment problem in this city needs to be taken more seriously

Somebody better get this unemployment crisis fixed , but as backwards as America is...it's not likely

@MarlonLucky unemployed homie

@Carol888Cali yeah my friend had to sue twice for shady unemployment stuff in florida and lost both times

F all you ppl who are unemployed, working non-serious jobs, or work for show cause daddy pays your bills at 26...while the rest of us slave

@danhand shoulda asked me you goon! I'm unemployed!

Do you know how many ppl have been laid off recently?? Nigga shoulda just collected that unemployment & chilled low key. Temporary vacay

Ah ok, so now is a man that was fired from his job, at this rate we are in trouble cuz betwen the nutz & the jobless , we r in danger !!!!!