News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 32

@donnabrazile How abt a poll on unemployed over 50? Who have worked yrs, now can't get a job. We are dying out here. Abortion is legal

For someone who's unemployed & broke, I've spent a lot of money this week.. Probs about 150 :S

Officially on vacation until May. Ohhh baby does it ever feel good to be unemployed!

Even if unemployment was 80%, good workers would still be hard to find.

@BarackObama Expungement is the only fix, Pardons are still public record when background checks are done. So you are still UNEMPLOYED.

@AdamSchefter This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail”

@Dregoose7: I'm an unemployed BUM lol Ballin Undercover Motherfucker

Say it loud ! I'm #Jobless n I'm proud !

@rashmiaich So from an unsuccessful journo u've now made me aa jobless jack. Wow, ur imagination power is gr8

Every intelligent person in America, should see #2016: Obama's America. Then you'll understand. #seniors #youngvoters #unemployed

@sinkingships_ you need to come too! Find out when you's are both free and tell me since I'm jobless and always free muhaha.

Only d jobless gat tyme 4 frivolities nd gossip

@nicolastuart92 ouch ! Hopefully booked birthday cream tea for next week to cheer me up in my unemployment ( just waiting confirmation) yeah

@Marrrrcussss hahaha, i would but I may be unemployed when I wake up

@GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail @TheDemocrats = #Fail

WARNING!!! STATE UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE RATES HAVE JUMPED AGAIN!!! THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE S.U.I! ~ Let's see what employers will do now.

It's hotter than 50 niggas in a unemployment office out here .

@Midday180 the unemployment line package

@llondo You CAN'T believe Romney could even win with 15% unemployment the way he's running his campaign. He's awful at this.

@MissKajlich I have had a tough year, newly unemployed, ill mother, Writers Block, bad news abounds

@BarackObama You are a liar. You stated that you would serve one term if you didn't lower the debt & unemployment. Why do you hate the USA

Kmsl ! Unc retired but he tell them hoes he unemployed so they wont think he got money !

If you happen to work for FedEx and delivered this phone to me an hour ago, sorry about the unemployment, asshole. Hahaha

i love fridays way more than anyone who is unemployed should

@Contact_Light nun is looking pretty grim atm- too much unemployment!!

@towmato precisely! Brilliant don't you think? Imagine how high unemployment would rise! I'll be labeled as an enemy to mankind. #evilGenius

@Hafsailovee RIGHT ! I'm like nooo , but he's a millionaire so I'm like its all good. Franks unemployed he needs this .. Shane has got to go

@StonedDirection ikr, either i'm going to end up unemployed or checking into rehab for exhaustion

I'm young sexy n #Jobless

@BarackObama But shouldn't presiding over a 14% black unemployment rate give any rational voter pause?

Hooray. Youth unemployment went down but it really went up! says Obama's Labor Secretary. Now 17.1% and that's U3. I wonder what the U6 is

Let the unemployment begin!

Waiting for the bus, one of my old clients gave me his pocket change thinking I was unemployed. Maybe joking? #buslife

@BorowitzReport or as easy to get as unemployment, food stamps, free school lunch, Sect 8 housing, abortions...

@SECupp #Constitution states: gov. role is maintain welfare of the people

freshly unemployed #cheers

All these boys r obviously jobless

Eg or cc @missvievie: All these boys r obviously jobless

New CBO report suggests the best-case scenario for'13 is 8% unemployment & 1.7% eco. growth. Will it be any dif. if Romney or Obama is Pres?

Packed my tools up and for the first time in over 2 years I'm unemployed.. Lol damn you school

Niggas are too real for lettin females know he unemployed in his bio.

@GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail & A #DoNothingCONGRESS

HR Magazine - One in five unemployed young people claim finding a job in the next year is 'unachievable', warns Prince's Trust

@Zeldablowslink you'd need to be laid off foe unemployment

I guess the unemployed look is in right now. You porch monkeys are doing too goddamn much.

So apparently my dad thinks that in order to make up for being unemployed for 3 months he'll learn to count cards and win all the money back

unemployed? then lets show @BarackObama how it feels in November...

@_knockndaBOOTZ_ right !! cause imma be the 1st person in line waitin on my Magnolia Debit card .. where my unemployment check ?

“@mac_monster: Niggas are too real for lettin females know he unemployed in his bio.”----LMFAOOOOOOO

@Lonestar357 Let's just hope these non-citizen work permits don't entitle anyone to unemployment benefits!

the only time I ever use #TGIF is during the school year because I'm still unemployed as ever #broke #otgp #ordinaryteengirlproblems

I started my blog on October 31, 2008 because I was unemployed and because I wanted to share with othe rmen th...

And no, I don't collect unemployment. I'm just a straight A student.

Bammy: Sure Unemployment is 8.3%, the Debt is $16 trillion and I'm an idiot, but on the bright side, my golf handicap is down to 9!

@RNorthcottphoto if I didn't have cash saved up for being unemployed then I'd hav stuck at it. But I saved for this. How is Canada for you?

@johnnyg523 all that has been hard to replace is the unemployment rate which has dropped drastically due to the banks bankruptcy

Five interviews done so far today. Two more to go. I've been interviewing the bejeebus out of people! Take that unemployment! #Hiring!

I live at home and don't drive so someone please tell me why mum is legitimately sad that I am unemployed like I'm having a really good time

@freedoms_sword @BuyingAPuppy @Onelifetogive Unemployment has grown. Deficits have grown. More jobs lost then made. Failed yes.

So when your hardworking country boy dumps you, Your rebound shouldn't be an unemployed coke addict. #justsayin #LearnFromCaitlin

Awkward when your Job emails you your P45 #whendidigetfired #unemployed

@jaketapper unemployment shd b the least of our concerns. 120,000 ppl killed by gunfire in US more of a concern. Troops overseas a concern

If you bitch about not having money yet you are unemployed. Shut up

Actually can't wait to go back to work, could never be unemployed! It's been the longest boring week of my life!

its +- 28 months until I can say I'm an unemployed citizen, Lord knows ba ifika nini lomini! Yoooh school, i've had enouuuuugh

If i slept as much as my cat does, id be.... Unemployed

“@Sanjeev_Patel: @mbdcfranco LOL I know, they should earn a living and buy their own pack -_- xD” sooo true! :)) #benefits #unemployed

I bet atleast 80% of unemployment is due to Twitter.

@Directgov: 18-25 years old? Apply at no cost to yourself to volunteer overseas that's one way of bringing down the unemployment figures.

@ptrigg haha well I'm attempting to avoid the sickness! And since I'm basically unemployed (with occasional training/subbing), always free!

Idiot at Columbia Heights Target, it's crowded bc every college student in the city is moving back in, not bc everyone is unemployed.

Jobless mind

@Leegal_Hughes apart from being jobless and homeless I'm as happy as a scouser on giro day!!

@supersonicroui I am an unemployed piglet for 9mts and nobody wants to hire me. I think you are more of a purpose than I am. Haha!

@ErinTAMPA2012 This time next week we will be unemployed.. I will shamelessy get myself a job this week

More than 42% of South Africans are unemployed?? Wow *smh*

@MariusGames Did you hear that i went from being unemployed to having two jobs today? :) My brother is awesome! :D

What y'all unemployed folks watch during the day?

I'm A Boss How You A Boss & Unemployed At The Same Damn Time !?

@HalSparks @GOP: This is your daily reminder that unemployment has been above 8% for a record 42 straight months. #stimulusfail

@GregP26 @jaketapper Irrelevant. Dwelling on the unimportant doesn’t fix unemployment.

@AshleyESweeney boot season is the best season! Too bad Jackson is jobless and can't take care of himself #NoBootsForMommy

This unemployment office Can suck my fat chode. Along with all these Mexicans.

@Connor_Horne jobless

I just realized I'm unemployed... again :/

@EmLikesBaseball these days I can't take people seriously that don't take their job seriously. UNEMPLOYMENT IS A DISEASE!!!

@TheMarteWorld unemployment is critical. how about the deficit that he pledged to cut in half, but actually raised it by 4 trillion?

@wv_funnyman I will cut the deficit in half and lower Unemployment below 6% ~ Obama. Job Done!

All this unemployment and the best they could find are Mitt and Paul... #RNCconventionSlogans

@brento76 @shuster @borowitzreport if you call 8.3% unemployment an improving economy then yea that part was funny. Ha.ha.ha.ha.

Please DO NOT put T.G.I.F. as your TWEET if you are UNEMPLOYED...That just pisses GOD off !

AND I'm still jobless.

“@GodsOrgasm: “@mac_monster: Niggas are too real for lettin females know he unemployed in his bio.”----LMFAOOOOOOO”f

@EbaLalluminati I don't need the unemployment. It's there I've been approved, but I don't need it. And yeah I'm looking.

Romney makes a joke about a birth certificate and MSM has a breakdown. Unemployment still over 8% - got anything MSM?

@iamdiddy Please DO NOT put T.G.I.F. as your TWEET if you are UNEMPLOYED...That just pisses GOD off !

@RheLewis THE ARE RAPED BY BLACK MEN >>BLACK ON BLACK CRIME> COMPLAIN TO Obama> Black Unemployment is up under Barack! #tcot

@TheMarteWorld when he took office, gas was 1.89 a gallon lol. all that has been hard to replace is unemployment?

RETWEET!!!!!! @Tyler_Rieser: I hate when my unemployed mother, of all people, calls my lazy. Go to school. Get a job. #jfc -____-

Officially jobless . #teamnojob