News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 33

Unemployed and gettin paid to be poolside

@wolfblitzer @MittRomney @CNNSitRoom Irrelevant. 8.3% unemployment. That is what is important.

I get sad being around people who I can tell are barely getting by with life.. Foodless, homeless, jobless etc.. :/

@GRYKING wait... What's wrong with unemployment checks? Y r u making fun of pple on unemployment? YOU people are heartless.

10 dollars an hour is inhuman says the lady who is getting paid off the books while also collecting unemployment. #Occupy125thSt

So I got an insurance quote for my car.. I really can't afford to drive #fml #jobless

We cannot afford another 5 years of status quo #PPP #PML > Unemployment will rise by millions over next 5 years / #PTI

Hour and a half left at work. #unemployed

I hate the unemployment office, dude screaming at ppl and shit

@rennaokereke how jobless can u b??? Twittin' follow bakks @ a go?? Goodluck mehn btw, imma call dis 9t. Need 2 tell u somethin' :(

Obvious sign of the #unemployment rate is a drive through Shaw and Florida Ave area at 1PM on a Friday. How are all these ppl out and about?

@KLSouth me lol no issue in the scheme of,things,this is minor.unemployment,govt spending taxes major issues.

Never Keep a Hater Unemployed . Keep a Job For Em .

Isn't it godly 4 govt to provide safety nets for the elderly, disabled, unemployed, chronically ill w/o HCare & poor?

work makes me want to kill myself! can't wait to be a jobless student #chillin

Efficient Power Generation, Transmission and Distribution is the answer 2 d alarming rate of unemployment in Nija

Wasted talent: in #SaudiArabia 80 percent of unemployed women are university graduates

Unemployed Floyd

@MonicaCrowley Tell the libs the next Pres will inherit a higher unemployment rate then when Obama took office! Why be re-elected?

The Labor Department shows that first-time jobless claims for unemployment benefits rise again....

eagerly waiting for durgapuja.....hope this will be my last durgapuja as jobless

Obama talking unemployment t.co/tlbB2frw

@GloriaaDeluss jobless, say hi to ur toyosi friend though

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that Nigga but I'm still unemployed.

u have to be strong or u won't survive #Haiti Political problems earthquake Hurricanes poverty violence unemployment

@x_NeffyCairiel most of my childhood friends got into shotgun marriage with a jobless guy. Strangely, they still sneer at me being single

@cspeerin congrats on your recent accomplishment. Now the weekends will be full of fun in the sun. #2weeksnotice #foodstamps #unemployment

How can there be 2.56 million ppl unemployed in this country & will mellor not be one of them?

on the bright side of unemployment, A lot of shit is free now. hahah #nofun .

@madjak30 I hope she realizes we are doing this because we love her. Now to worry about Mr. Unemployed & the tweeting world. :)

This man gets fired and kills his boss and co workers.. Why not just get unemployment ?

@BorowitzReport what sign was that? The cbo warning of reccession or unemployment going up in 3/4 of the states in the country.

.@wv_funnyman Let's talk about the real issues most Americans are concerned about: Romney's Dog...this talk of 8% Unemployment is depressing

Welp, unemployed once again.

Dear Salesman- If you call people names like that, you will be unemployed before long.

If this country could get the fraud out of unemployment, medicare and other gov programs, what do you think the legit percent would be?

@ljslaterx thats a joke,would rather be jobless,dont know where you get the motivation from

Nigga on unemployment tlkin bout he gettin money,yeah from the governmnent. Lmfao

Now that Ive been unemployed for a week I feel so guilty about spending money #brokegirlprobs

@PressSec I cant wait until your sorry ass joins Obama in the unemployment line. Your such a tool.

Unemployment is already setting in :'( I only work 2 days next week. #Fml

@BarackObama Most women refuse to be reduced to their girly parts in decision making. I would prefer to discuss 8.3% unemployment.

When record defecit spending is coupled with record unemployment you would think that the man responsible would admit his lies and retire.

@livysimpson dude got fired a year. its believed his unemployment check about run out and being upset Killed the man who fired him.

#2012DNC during campaign President Obama said he would stop corporations from shipping jobs offshore, now we have 9% unemployment.

@mbdcfranco watch how everyone thats unemployed follows you now you used that hashtag LOL

Officially unemployed. #loveit

@MelissaParkerx coool !! come anytime you want ...im still unemployed LOL aint herd back from JJB :-( thought id be good at that

The 1% have caused our unemployment and there is nothing obama or romney can or will do about it. #p2 #rebelleft #ows

I'M HIV POSITIVE, UNEMPLOYED AND BROKE sad story *teary eyes*

Decided to live my life like I have 6 months left. Then @Bthiele4real informed me this doesn't apply when spending money... #unemployed

So I am officially unemployed and not looking for work for the first time in 16 years #StrangeFeeling

Being jobless has its perks!

The unemployed are forever living life !!!

You can say I am jobless you can never say I am broke.

#stale @odundina: @TushCallyGirlie ur xtremely bored ??? jobless tonight

I'm offically jobless. this is scary, I haven't been jobless since i was about 21. going to be a homemaker for a few months...

Unemployed now ! Still made 3 grand after spendings all summer #notbad

Awesome when a group of importants can sit around and talk about the bigotry of a joke when unemployment has been over 8% for 42 months

#Baltimore needs to do more to leverage existing community assets to tackle problems like unemployment, says @RDFoxworth @ #UnWIREd

i'm a small bus owner and I know how many apps I receive when I advertise a job. It's really not that many considering high unemployment

@wv_funnyman Romney said he wants to do the opposite of Obama...but I say we stick with Obama's 42 months of +8% Unemployment. #Obama2012

Empire State Building shooting this morning. Gunman think he's only one suffering unemployment? JESUS CHRIST @ all these dumb shootings!

oh to be unemployed again and sleep late

Im just a female that can't mess with no jobless stingy clown nigga who can't do shit for me or my 2piece even though we don't need it

There are so many qualified people who have been unemployed for years and can't even get hired anywhere. Who am I to complain? I am blessed.

I feel like @vickytcherven awesomely-unemployed

So everybody could make fun of the last President who averaged 5% unemployment but not this one? #tcot #p2 #lnyhbt

@rebekkkah I don't know why I'm so jealous of your tweet.. esp seeing as I'm unemployed so its always the weekend for me

@james2dor haha they remind me of some of the jobless RAF wives i've met over the years!

@samsteinhp unemployment will do that to you

Great point by @RDFoxworth: Leverage community assets to address #Baltimore issues like unemployment. #unWIREd

Once andy becomes unemployed I get a job.... Nice timing!!

@Spiffy_Ralph unfortunatly, im jobless and looking.. do you kw any where hiring?

At this point in Reagan's term, unemployment was 7.8%. And he didn't inherit the financial crisis & 2 wars Obama did. t.co/KLdIc4AE

Bitch got a job STILL lookin UNEMPLOYED.....

@MittRomney may help create jobs for the unemployed right now, but if WE can't get an education now, we can't become the future employees

Unknown Vegas numbers should wait until after I've found a job to call me on a Friday afternoon when I'm having an unemployment breakdown.

@ashleyd25 nothing. I'm a poor unemployed recent college graduate. OH! I'm cutting my hair

@CharGilham @dullick time off together will be fine, I'll be in Eltham or unemployed by then

#Congrats on being UNEMPLOYED but still being able to afford weed new tattoos and liquor..#YourWelcome #HighImTy

@wv_funnyman true, Romney is responsible for Obama's 42 months of +8% Unemployment. It's just logic. And Bush...let's blame BUSH!

@140elect It was an avg. week for Obama, but that means unemployment and economy not improving, no answers to #FastAndFurious, no direction

@RedTheTrucker you might've been able to get unemployment for the # of hours you were cut

“@iGaddo: The book of jobless t.co/nMYmKqdA”

They are many jobless pipu in naija, and tauts are one of them

@lisaemblin @chargilham why unemployed

Food shopping for the month done. Spent less and got more...budgeting while unemployed has helped immensely.

emergents peado's......... jobless

New contract starting Wednesday. Windows 7 deployment in Southfield. I am too awesome for unemployment.

And that's is drunks, wife beaters and the unemployed and still they stay @NanaYawSam99 @ameyaw112

CLEARLY some men don't get when you DO NOT want 2B bothered. I have ZERO attraction to GHETTO/UNINTELLIGENT/UNEMPLOYED men- Need NOT apply.

Don't let entrepreneur be another word for unemployed.

6 more days until I'm unemployed. FFRREEEEDDOOMM!

LMAO what @vinchenzononso: Lool. Jobless nigga. Me jonze 4get my fone. Just fynd am nw @_Kunle_S: @vinchenzononso @Ayoo_la @TrendsLagos Na

@cyclonedancer7 >unemployment! :-)

What kind of fucked up shit is You have to come into work no matter how bad the weather is or you'll be terminated. K thx 4 unemployment.

The way you say my name makes me feel like IM THAT NIGGA , when im still unemployed .

#GOP Platform: Kick all undocumented folk out so unemployed Americans can get jobs picking apples. Because illegals take all the good jobs.

I wonder if there is a correlation between facial tattoos on non-rappers and the unemployment rate **runs a 2-way ANOVA test**