News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 38

@racing_rockets Oh? So jobless in Prague? What went wrong?

Went to the county with highest unemployment rate in TN today, very humbling experience, thanks to those I talked to. See it tonight @ 6pm

Fuck you Wal mart. You lied to unemployment about my termination..BUT I STILL GOT UNEMPLOYMENT!! so go #SMDB

@pathtotyranny make sure you get you unemployment for 99 weeks. Your entitled

“@_sarah_smile: Aspiring Rapper = he fell off after not being drafted” that's being generous. Seems to just = unemployed

I don't wanna work right now can a bbitch get some unemployment damn!

.@ryanjordansf slightest bit of intelligence like high unemployment, record debt, record poverty, record food stamps and AA credit rating?

I'm tired of sitting in this bed. Been here for 2 days & I don't see how unemployed ppl do it! Unemployed ppl shud be sent to hell...

Congrats! @Liam_2: I'm unemployed again \o/

@Barron_Reeder and until you have the means to give every coal miner that would be unemployed a job...

couldn't be more happy to be unemployed again #shittiestjob #finallyitsover

@dolbsterthepoet:Apart from my kids and unemployed, pissed off with the Condems, fucking annoyed! Other than that, not bad at all. And you?x

We're fighting too many things in Nig... fighting corruption, BH, PHCN, unemployment, bad roads, even mosquitoes!

@Ms_Sherri24 if I get like u I'll be unemployed! Lol

@genettic cool! I'm almost free whenever really. Unemployed + not back in college for another 2-3 weeks and even then i'll only be busy tues

the way yu say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed...

Todd Akin staying in #mosen race. He may have funked biology but you are still unemployed.

This is not the end. Just the beginning. Technically unemployed now!

My mom has been unemployed for 20 years now. #toughtimes

Remember when Obama said the stimulus package would keep unemployment below 8%? it's been above 8% all 41 months of his presidency:...

@JerAHolden WHY THE MEDIA IS USELESS Economy=sucks Unemployment=outrageous Media frets about birth certificates & personal tax returns.

@IrmoPatch @nikkihaley Yeah I figured Haley would find someone else to blame for 9.6% unemployment in state #norespectforhaley #nojobsgov

@BenF1998 whats long, looks and smells of shit ? the unemployment line #RacistJokeOfTheWeek

Well, I got a job. It's just a retail job, but it's better than being unemployed.

16 Trillion in debt.Unemployment of 15% in reality,housing in the toilet,46 million on foodstamps.Worse than 1980! @SeanTrende

#WordsThatDescribeMe known pothead but not anymore, quit cause I'm not going to be a jobless mf.

8.3% unemployed? Isn't that number significantly HIGHER if you include those who CANNOT get unemployment anymore, or simply don't file now?

@Buckhead_CEO: Black Obama supporters don't want to talk about 171,000 black women unemployed since 2009 #GOP2012 preach bro. Following!

If she yells at me. I will become jobless... Im done with her shit

No longer unemployed. Hallelujah.

My #Unemployment #benefits expired, got the notice today, this was my last week, I estimated I had at least 6 months left

trapped in unemployment / I dunno where to go / getting money from the gov'ment / sitting here jacking my meat / I'm a cool-ass fucking NEET

#FF @apprentice_life Apprenticeships life is committed to bringing down the barriers to learning & getting the UK's unemployed back to work.

@RickiLakeShow the best thing I did this summer was pack my car and move to TX where I was jobless for 6 weeks. #happy

Welp....im jobless once again, FUCK

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga , but I'm still unemployed .

#CIA #FBI may be at work w/ my #unemployment benefits suddenly ending, trying to keep me from relocating to #France

It's a weird thing that as musicians, we have to wait to finish our day-jobs before we hit the studio. We should all be unemployed!

@HoeBe_Eazy I'm so serious at least I said unemployment and.not cash aid lol

I pose a question to the ladies... More or less desirable? a man who's jobless or a man who runs the carrousel at the mall?

Remember Alvin Greene from South Carolina? The 40 year old jobless man who ran for Senate? Akin is our Alvin Greene #akin

@256_JetLife Nahh I'm Jobless Lol

@MittRomney @barackobama But Mitt, the jobs were sent to China long before President Obama sat in the big chair. Trust me, I'm unemployed.

I'm not sure how my unemployment call went but I'm getting a beer. Who's there @ButchCorp @thecrazymagnet ?

@Out_spokenOne btw many in Spain are not happy about the #unemployment as told by citizens who live there and are now here

Nice Coach purse. It matches perfectly with your fresh manicure and unemployment check, bitch.

I usually don't open mail from #DC #unemployment, told my mom I didn't need to look at it & she could open it, then she told me later

Goodbye to rastafarians, eerily happy owner, pedo guy, try-hard teenager, huge scary black guy and awkward spouses. Goodbye coop #unemployed

@GalaxySoldier_ Do be mad cuz you're in the welfare/Unemployment line

@_LaDiabla Nopes! Jobless on disability pay. What languages are you interested in?

@oyonshahid you lad. where do you work, if so get me a job there. currently unemployed

@eastside_sheed u neef to tell the unemployment ppl to stop sending your mail to my house! Plz and thank u

Yeah being unemployed is amazing. @itskateyulrich: I just don't get how Frank is so amazing at life. #FRANK4LYFE #TEAMFRANK #BB14

@MittRomney @BarackObama Nobody even talks about the unemployed self-employed. When the economy suffers I don't get unemployment checks.

But effort needs to go behind that D

you and tommy got the same job real unemployed ass

@nikbrn @PamCipolla @blackrepublican If you believe jobs are important why support Obama?Unemployment is 8.5% Black unemployment is over 20%

Student #Loans We Cosigned Our Unemployed Son's Student Loans. Now We're Screwed -... /t.co/TPSQnMDG #MustFollow Qo

I got 3 jits was jobless for a year but still paid bills & took care of my kids....

Damn I need a job. Unemployment gets old after a while

@unemployed__guy I was making fun of you #duh

“@wlynnae:Unemployment expired this is last week, I estimated I had at least 6 months left. Well now we know math's not your forte.

@MittRomney @BarackObama Has anyone looked at the real #unemployed? Those who haven't filed since using benefits. #unemployed is higher

With almost 5m SMES in the UK, if half employed just one more person national unemployment of 2.56m would be eliminated #createukjobs

These bitches 17 with babies, no job, a buscard, & a unemployment check!

@Dope_Kitty she dont care about me she think im an unemployed loser with no car and not in school

@MittRomney and your pompous ass only cares about the whites who are unemployed. Good ol' boy.

I'll scan & tweet the #DC #unemployment letter I got today, I officially have no #income #FBI #CIA have finally stripped me of everything

@LJ_Little_Legs haha I've never really watched it before but recently I've become quite addicted...lots of unemployment haha xxxx

When speaking about unemployment, does the drawdown and return of Nat. Guard & Reseve troops count? Bring 100000 ppl back to NO jobs adds up

@WSJ Thanks to Barack #Obama's stewardship of our economy. Your rag blames him for unemployment rate but no credit for Wall Street success.

@rachelr1977 then you remember I’m unemployed and thus wouldn’t have anywhere else to be

O delivers DNC acceptance speech Sept 6. The next morning the gov't releases latest unemployment stats. One step forward and 50 steps back!

I have never heard a cat make such evil noises. Holy hell, lucifer.

I am now unemployed! It feels fantastic

@pothen How about The Bank of Canada should target the unemployment rate, not inflation?

You shouldn't be out here looking for love when you jobless with no income and dont have nothing going for yourself at the moment .

Of course, if #CIA #FBI forged my #unemployment letter then who was putting unemployment payment in my account all these months

#DNCconventionSlogans Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of unemployed and we'll keep them that way.

@ABCPolitics 8.3% Unemployment rate, Private Sector is doing fine, the chains comment, yeah the Democrats are fit for office lol

I'm Steve Jobless

@meagainstmynafs a Dua cause am broke *jobless* i got rejected today lol bad interview :|

@Coney___ yo unemployed ass stil looking FO a job lmao!

@wlynnae so you thought you'd continue drawing unemployment while living & job searching in France? I don't think so Tonto. #haha

@BarackObama the end of the world even Apocalips several zombie zombie turns will buy a tent survival kit with more unemployment you guys

@celinita2010 ya I don't need that being jobless!

@BarackObama America asks what plan worked? 15 mil more on food stamps & welfare, 8.3 % still unemployed? THAT THE PLAN U THINK WORKED?

There's over 20 million unemployed who will be really pissed if you blow this. Please step down @ToddAkin

Last night at work, then im officially jobless. #yayay #footballfriday

@ggreenwald Shouldn't the #NYPD start infiltrating the unemployed like they do Muslims after today's shooting?

Blah I hate being unemployed.

@NoGingersForMe Got to #hell, how do u go from my #unemployment benefits expiring to #math not being my #forte

@NoGingersForMe Read my #tweets b4 you respond w/ an #ignorant comment, I think #CIA & #FBI have something to do w/ #unemployment expiring

Camp is over! Aaaaand now I'm officially unemployed... again. #goodnewsbadnews

Unemployed? Not if you count how I work it!

Where does the person who works at the unemployment office go Wen they get laid off

Drug test the unemployed, test positive no benefits, lazy fuckers

My Mexican uncle told me I had no business in college because a wife doesn't need to know any of that shit. Have fun being unemployed.

@TheLadyHarley Debt up 6 trillion dollars, unemployment over 8%, 46.6mill on foodstamps. What recovery do you see?

@JWJBowden Everything: debt/GDP ratio, credit rating, balance of commercial trade, unemployment rate, economic structure, etc.