News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 34

Mom: So why did that guy shoot people? Me: Bcuz he was laid off a year ago + unemployment is a good enough reason for some ppl.

Not to mention high unemployment and a 5 trillion dollar debt he's built in just 4 years, but I'm suppose to overlook it cause he black no

@MandaSwaggie Yeah, you can be the president of the unemployment office.

My mom claims she puts more money in the gas tank than I do. Funny she draws unemployment make 6 times she does. Tell me how that's right

#WordsThatDescribeMe Unemployed.

Department of Labor says it is investigating complaints involving the number of people who say Florida denied jobless benefits.

@xoBrwn_Eyezxo I'm unemployed now though! You back at a&m right?

2 more hours and I'll be officially unemployed

@jake_gv We are not in an economic crisis where nearly 20% of the population is unemployed..... :-)

@wv_funnyman first 2 yrs Obama has Dem Congress...uses it to pass #ObamaTax on the Middle Class. Now we have 8.3% Unemployment. #Forward!

Unemployed and FUCKING LOVING LIFE

Time to go work wif some puppies and doggies mothafuckaz!

My DH has been unemployed over 2 years now and has yet to kill anyone. Maybe that should go on his resume?

I'm actually loving being unemployed for once in my life #somuchtime #dowhateveriwant

Is death better than unemployment? ...learn to be ur own boss doing what u love or at least like to do rather than give up

@DavidJMatza low balling the unemployment are you? haha

Unemployment is a hassle. Gimme my money its mine bitchez I don't wanna waittttttt~

If media are going to talk about unemployment leading to people snapping, they should also discuss ways for people to handle it w/o violence

It's only day 2 of being unemployed and I'm about to die of boredom sept 17th can't get here fast enough

Linda McMahon better win this election or else more than half my friends will be unemployed.

when I was unemployed is got so much work done in the studio, hmmmmm.........

Add me on Xbox if you wish. My gamer tag is : A Jobless Punk

Being unemployed is boring but hopefully Thursday I start working.

“@pretty_steph91: @Fuck_All_That then QUIT LOL jk” lmao fuck no I rather bored than jobless

Yay for being unemployed

@BetheaJohn @FoxNews Prez Ovomit can come hang with you all day. In Nov when he is UNEMPLOYED

@FaceRiperMonkey yes, unemployed hippies are a disgrace. Don't be a f*cking idiot.

@LozzyC_ unemployed?

Unemployed and lookin fo trouble #gigiddy #gigiddy #goo

@officialR5 I WANT TICKETS but my jobless self can't afford them soo can I get meet & greet tickets from you guys!? #cantblameagirlfortrying

old man thinks its okay i stay in all weekend and work!.. one more weekend off it and im going to be unemployed #notworthit

Unemployed for this first time in four and a half years #weird might have to get one at school to stay in routine or not

@HonestLiberal We don't need to go further than 43 months of 8+% unemployment, 16% AA unemployment, 50% AA teen unemployment, & a $16T debt.

I told her I was unemployed.. So she gave me a blow job..

you can't buy a dishwasher in Africa when you've got so many unemployed people

@longlivesant_ ugh,.. Lol currently unemployed haha but my bro is trying to hook me up with a job at Abercrombie or hollister

ppl who are unemployed take more vacations than me #howisthat ??

Nigga lose they jobs and do what?! Hit the club that night and the unemployment office the next mornin!!

@TylerSteak89 Well I could add under employment but no ones even discussing regular unemployment and if you bring it up you're a racist.

@TushCallyGirlie: #stale @odundina: @TushCallyGirlie ur xtremely bored ??? jobless tonight

Unemployment line credit card declined. Did I mention I was about to lose my mind

@bezzarguy1 @OregonMJW Facts. Steady high unemployment, record deficits. Note no name calling.

Jobless fool@aykines: Nw its time 2 disturb !!

Create scapegoats

K@i_am_ayobash: Jobless fool@aykines: Nw its time 2 disturb !!

#RNCconventionSlogans making jobs for #Obama and cabinet on the plantations of America, guarantee to lower the unemployment 10 fold!

the way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga. but im still unemployed

@datnikkahandsum naw I'm jobless now

If you're unemployed, don't take your Fridays for granted, I miss mine.

Are we all unemployed here?

@KaRaRacn75 me too....less $$$ then I was working but more than unemployment.....and its Day shift too..which helps...

@iGaddo: The book of jobless t.co/icDMApni ..

@lancejponline If we all had to quit our jobs each time we made a misstatement I guess we'd all be unemployed.

I like how people can be unemployed in this country and have iPhones and coach bags

Today's Tragedy in NY a result of human toll of prolonged unemployment. GOP callously obstructs all PBO efforts to fix unemployment pblm.

So unemployment rate in Thailand accounts for 0,7%... How do they do that? :O #economics

joined the world of unemployed!

To the woman who confidently said, Im going to win my unemployment. I sincerely hope you dont...

@jarvo02 If you're jobless then Scousers with giros probably have more money. I'll show him violence.

@IoPDesigns: Is death better than unemployment? ...learn to be ur own boss doing what u love or at least like to do rather than give up

@ligomersall @longsight9a Quite right too, technically they are slaves not unemployed.

#Books and #magazines are dying mediums... I dont get why they r so #expensive! Or I guess for #unemployed :)

Haven't worked in 2 weeks feels weird use to workin-__- Well might as well do hw #bored #jobless #broke

i've been jobless for 3 hours. help i can't do it anymore

*Not predictable... Jobless skunk Eewwy douchebags ought to know that was a typo

@Political_Bill or an AA, or a LGBT, or uninsured, or unemployed.............

Unemployment cruising.

I'm glad I don't have the stress of about to be unemployed anymore. Thank ye Lawd

I am now #unemployed time to look for a new job, if you have anything let me know!

If I can't get weekends off, im gonna b making a trip to the unemployment office.

Officially unemployed :D

@smlarkin Just have unemployed people on call. go here, call this # when you're x minutes from end of line

@Tzientz ha well im not in debt, just recently unemployed lol

In April, Scott County unemployment was15%. 3 months later it is 21%. Why is it growing at such an alarming rate? I'll explain at 6.

@DorkyDarren @ggrantburger But- gas! I'm an unemployed kid paying for college!

Back on unemployed student status! lol

I'm an unemployed loser.

Some pple jst simply can't mind their damn business...or mayb they are jst jobless

Finally unemployed and loving it #FREEDOM

@matthewlomot @JerGiglia Taxes are low, but that's not hurting revenue. High unemployment is. Raising tax now kills us.

@joey_raab Weekends are meaningless when you don't have a job. - Unemployed Person

#RNCConventionSlogans 8.3% Unemployment

.@BarackObama promised to lower unemployment and gas prices. Both have been on the rise since he took office in January 2009. #52Reasons

@jaketapper and the difference is? 8.3% unemployment and tepid growth at best now. We actually need deeper cuts and it will be painful.

I've got a new job now in the unemployment line. and we don't know we got into this mess it's a gods test..

Cristo! This SheWantstheD account tho! Lmao. Ppl r really jobless on Twitter kai!!! SMH

And here's to unemployment! #LivingTheDream

@_YourFaveLibra that sucks unemployment is a female dog

@MsFaxy well take a luk n c hu luks jobless. I thnk tht word if u wll ask hm wll dirct u to d.path u headn.to.

Glad we're $15tril in debt, have 1/4th of Americans on food stamps & 8% unemployment & we're arguing about tax returns & birth certificates

@JessicaChasmar @times247 Obama is trying to hide from his abysmal economic record of high unemployment, housing under water, deficits.L7

@kateplusmy8 You're in your second year of unemployment....you're almost 40 ys.o Hollywood hates you. NO way a network will hire you.

Times have changed yet our unemployment is still twice that of whites.

Life of the unemployed and uneducated.

@MittRomney Millions of jobs have been sent overseas resulting in unemployment in the US and terrible customer service, bring them back now

I couldn't be bout that unemployment life. Not eem for the check & stamps. I feel like a complete BUM having a week off :(

I begin voluntary unemployment 2day. Some ppl call it maternity leave, I call it, I am never coming back so time to stock up on stationery.

@deborah_solomon @ezraklein What about our staggering debt, rising unemployment, and the likelihood of a double-dip recession?... oh, wait.

no longer jobless #holla

@AmericanLegion I am 57 years old ,a Vietnam-era USAF vet.I am unemployed so I can't afford to join but I need guys to talk with.