News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 29

I'm Not Jobless, But I'll Wait Til He's Jst Uh Little Older For Job #2.

.@secupp whatever you do, don't mention Obama's 42 months of +8% Unemployment. Keep the discussion on Seamus and Rape. kthnx! #Obama2012

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#UNEMPLOYED COAL MINERS in #WV, #PA, #TN, #OH, #CO #KY 2 Vote for #RomneyRyan2012 #WarOnCoal #WarOnEnergy #WarOnAmerica by #obama2012 #coal

@egon_ @kazuomatsu Kazu might. I’ve learned to survive in the four weeks I have spent in quasi-unemployment.

@Jordan7Virgo @RamoSays guna get sacked lol #jobless

@DenisMacShane Meanwhile Obama's policies see unemployment higher than ours and the US building up massive levels of debt

Child labor laws prevent our job creators from accessing the largest untapped labor pool in America, and contribute to high #unemployment

It feels weird being jobless....but I'm straight up #lovingit #lazy #dowhateveriwantbitch

@MC_SimpsonFaxio buy sum fake piss & get back out here...fuck a unemployment check

ROMNEY GOOD OR BAD FOR THE COUNTRY?????????? BAD WAS BILL NELSON GOOD FOR FLORIDA NOT THAT I HAVE SEEN THE UNEMPLOYMENT IS JUST AS BAD.

Unemployment claims up this week - again #RomneyRyan2012 #tcot #tlot #p2

@MittRomney Massachusetts had its highest rate of unemployment ever when Mitt Romney was governor.

@bananegon My unemployment freedom is really cramping my life style.

I ain't get no FEMA or Red Cross...I collected unemployment tho...

#thisbitch is talking about how she's going to get her boss to fire her so she can collect unemployment. Seriously? #go_die

Oye!!!! its dry day side effect of unemployment..:)

@jaketapper @portraitinflesh All this crap is irrelevant. 8.3% unemployment is all that matters.

@Solo_Legit 6th month with them #unemployment #winning on them fucks lmao

3 weeks after the result. Still jobless. THIS feeling sucks. :(

@BushwackCA can we also ban unemployment?

@jaketapper @bxlewi1 It used to be 10 percent unemployment. So I see a decrease GO OBAMA!

Any other jobless losers interested in going to west ed today?

@LiahParuk I'm so jobless. :(

@jaketapper We arent voting on the Unemployment rate. We are voting for who will be President. Obama, or the guy hiding his Tax Returns.

two more days of work and i am officially jobless. i don't think i'm gonna show up tomorrow though. lol.

@EhRob94 ah I'm out #jobless #onmygrind

@JoeBiden Heard about your 10-10-10 plan. 10% unemployment, $10 gas and 10-day power outages across America after loss of power stations

You can't help minorities and women by condemning them to food stamps, unemployment #RomneyRyan2012 #p2 #tlot #tcot

Since when did nta become so jobless and news-less that it is Goldie and prezzo's engagement they are broadcasting.

@Realasitgets5 what will helping the gays in the military do for us in the long run???? lol and unemployment went up since he been president

@jess_ovenden be quiet jobless wanker

Lol u know better @dehorl: So u Dey form accent abi “Punthief: What kind of jobless person loads his phone, hides his number and starts c

The best part of my brief unemployment - being able to watch Boy Meets World on a daily basis

Weakley County has second highest unemployment rate in TN, cause there's too much politics and too little industry.

Old black man watched a similar scene and said if niggas looked for jobs as hard as they look for tail unemployment would be ZERO! I LOL'd

@NRCC unemployment article.

@Revs4Romney we want equal unemployment for all! We want higher taxes on the middle class and tax breaks for the wealthy! Four more wars!

When I thought I couldn't handle any more excitemwnt, now it's the day where it all begins #MITF #beers #babes #ecstatic #2.5hours #jobless

@Dariyes you must finally be off the unemployment line. Lol

Obama states jobs was his priority yet the unemployment rate stayed at around 9%. This while his party controlled both houses of congress!

How much taxpayer $ did the USADA spend to get Armstrong? Meanwhile guns are legal and unemployment on the rise. Makes sense.

How are you going to lie to the unemployment ppl and expect to receive benefits?!?! Bish, get YO life

Unemployment high, Tshwane Munipality destroys hawkers only income in Hammanskraal!

I feel so dirty n stink when I leave da unemployment office ...

Officially jobless #Hallelujah

@politiquestion 43 months of 8%+ unemployment...50% unemployment amongst African American teens. Doesn't sound like a plan that's working

If you forget its Friday then somethin is wrong..either you jobless or not in school or somethin...who forgets payday or the last day?

So, how should I celebrate my 4-day weekend of unemployment? Napping under a sunlit window with my cat? Done and done.

@Sisi_Noxy It happens to thousands of people everyday but they don't react like that...I feel for the guy but unemployment is no excuse!

Be fucking jobless

@MonaLisha_Badd remember the day i did that fun lol rma dats me ...jobless ..hope u get one

I'm ripping my ass off till less 1 hour for editing Juan Mata's photo and posted to Tumblr. Yes I am a raged jobless. Asfsfqtwsavzcx

What does #Obama call 8.3% unemployment? #agoodstart

I take offence :( @Tiibouy: Neva been normal!Punthief: What kind of jobless person loads his phone, hides his number and starts calling ..

So dads just come round and kicked me out of Nans. Jobless and homeless. #getmeawayfromhere #ihateeveryone

Does he think we are jobless?@AbangMercy: Nigerians should help me speak to Goldie -Prezzo

Obama cut off my unemployment no more money, now my son&i r denied medi-cal cuz i have no job, looking for work but nothing. Thanks obama:(

@Sassy_uj Go find a real job, jobless u.

@ARoscrow no more unemployment for wossy

#WordsThatDescribeMe - #fit #unemployed #bored #poor

The.unemployment office.smell like nursing home #uncomfortable llf

Bring back the Secretary as a standard office feature, pay a little more and your unemployment worries will disappear. #business #economics

The difference between today and last week. Still jobless. But a year older.

After 2 days of unemployment, Im pleased to say I have been reinstated into the working world by means of a new employer #illdrinktothat

@Fateeeeeeema @BismahMughal if u ll no that katrina is not jobless like me than first only u ll must know that i m not katrina hahahaha

@MotionnPicture Mr. Obama hasn't lowered ANYONE's unemployment, unless you are a czar or work for the government!

Find a real job, jobless u@Sassy_uj: @dido4real @hot_slap @Talia4real @Seydou_Official @TheRealKeagan no one wants ??????? 1 min man lol.

No incumbent POTUS has been elected when the unemployment rate exceeded 7.2% - Everybody WHISPERING ~ obama-ur-out!!!

@lausi_gm I'm not sure if I want to do it or not. timing is weird, though. I said last night I needed a job b4 unemployment ran out. friend

Nobody has to show *me* an unemployment report to know I'm in way over my head on the economy. #FutureObamaJokes

@mmfa Yeah FNC shouldn't talk about silly issues like 8.3% unemployment, $16 trillion debt

People starving & jobless, but each gas pump has a flat screen -_____-

@Sw33ti3_Cak3s you must going to fund me some money...besides I'm jobless for now

@maddow Obama joking about shovel ready jobs not really shovel ready, trillion dollar $ deficits, high unemployment = criticism valid!

I can walk dogs, but I’m on unemployment. So it has to be under the table. #ThingsComicSayToEachother

Is unemployment the top issue in November for 50+ voters? Or is it Medicare?...

“@Dee_Blasian: @Sw33ti3_Cak3s you must going to fund me some money...besides I'm jobless for now”I already toldya wat to do

@donnabrazile This is a joke, right? Defining women by only body parts instead of addressing 8.3% UNEMPLOYMENT? #tcot #p2 #obamaisntworking

@Jahaad1911 @mittromney @barackobama give to the unemployed (poor) by unemployment & food stamps.

@geriwhalen Not well

“@Lupimpto409: @D_Bar22 do you think the east coast west coast rivalry affected unemployment?

@ybasante: #CompleteThisProverb First come, ....na em jobless pass!

#futuremittjokes will have to involve the title of president because Obama AKA 8.3% unemployment is gonna lose. #tcot

private sec jobs lost by Bush been recovered by #Obama.High unemployment rate is result of #gop austerity jobcuts #tcot #tlot #p2 #ctl #ows

@BarackObama What about Biden enlisting himself in the slavery movement? The real issue 8.3% unemployment

So..the shooter was laid off from his job at 53 yrs oldand decided to go back and shoot up his old workplace? Unemployment hurts.

“@OhThankKevyn: Dude was fired a year ago & he's just now shooting up his job”that unemployment line is a Bitch

@Pinkis4gangstas Thank you! The length of this unemployment stint has almost been the length of pregnancy. I’m just ready for the kid to pop

Obama said 8% unemployment would be the new normal. He is soon to be part of that 8%

Full unemployment.

Looking to speak to people who are long term #unemployed about the psychological effects of a long-term job search. Please get in touch.

@risspooh you could collect unemployment on those hours though...?

I Will Be In Unemployment On Monday

@BarackObama you are a disgrace as a President. As an indpndt voter you'll never get my vote. The economy, deficit,unemployment 8.3%. Liar

@agurek @jascarrick1 he is! Im lucky. However he is jobless and I'm working hard. :)

I wish the Obama campaign was as upset over our 8.3% unemployment rate as they are over Romney's bith certificate joke.

@chrisgeidner @BarackObama since it is about UNEMPLOYMENT...it fits Barry perfectly...Info soon..proof Barry Soetoro Foreign College Student

@TanukiMaki @risspooh nope, I don't think work-study counts for employment/unemployment at all.

@addie_carpenter that's why you hire graphic designers to do the creative part #unemployed #notreadyforrealworld