News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 10

@DWStweets Just keep on lying! Real war on women...women under Obama: 780k more unemployed, 3.9m out of workplace, unemployment up 14%.

@LisaaVictoriaa yeah right!I just put the kettle on and boom everything goes out hello unemployment..

@TheOnlyReed when I got fired, boss like we giving u unemployment I was like cool shook hands & was walking out. He like that went good

@travelwithrizen Yes, it's titled Get Out of Unemployment.

Today is payday you unemployed fucks!

Call me jobless buh I just read all @Miz_Belz and @kulaaire tweets LORD! I have sisters hehehehe @HottieCertified u are not doing @ all

So the #Obama plan was to keep unemployment at a steady high rate and set records for deficits? Got it. @WillySkyKing @sfpelosi @MittRomney

@Courtney_Dow haha minter?? Ew that's awful! I've only been out of bed an hour.. I need a life! #unemployed

14.3% unemployment rate in Jamaica. Kudos to entrepreneurs who continue to create opportunities for others. One day at a time.

@lukey_stanger @Darando_Elstrup What did they say & when? France unemployment 2% higher than UK, so they are experts on what we should do??

WHO IS BETTER OFF TODAY??? @BarackObama 's CRONIES (#Solyndra) his #Unions bosses but CERTAINLY NOT the 14.2% #Black #Jobless!!! @GOP #p2

@trniii oh I just saw that. But still. that doesn't exclude him from being a terrorist, just makes him an unemployed terrorist lol

@nicolecc_98 Unemployed divas who live in glass houses, rent free, should not throw stones. #Castle

@KdotRenae Director of unemployment

I was starting to look down on them til I realised I'm the jobless cunt sitting here watching this

AVL sees the state's lowest metro unemployment, down to 7.7% in July. #avlnews #avlbiz

Woke up with an entire day of nothing to do. @Gillbeann it's time for you to wake up to cook me breakfast. #jobless #broke #help #shambles

You have to assume that unemployed RWNJS just thieve & do generally bad things to make a living as they all decline gov't checks. #p2 #tcot

@D_Blanchflower Calm down. Think back to autumn 2009. While you were predicting 4-5m unemployment, I said GDP would be revised up. It was.

Jobless like a BITCH

There it is. Looks like working from home would def be the new wave. Smfh. Dude didnt get unemployment, shot up ESB.

@FatChickinLA Not far away from where I grew up, they had an unemployment rate of 80% after an American army base shut down...

@kylerbrowne ugh I want! Bad timing though! Still waiting on unemployment, haha.

Wake n bake then hit the unemployment office

@ScottishTimes A British euphemism for unemployed or underpaid?

Let's hope the shooter not black... Then again black ppl are familiar with unemployment so I doubt we would shoot up an entire work place

This is insane. Unemployment is a serious problem

Democrat is the party of gay marriage, fed funded partial-birth abortion, #occupy, hating Christianity, & UNEMPLOYMENT t.co/lQ7eSLjn

Lemme get fired from my job I'm not shootin up nothin! I'm gladly gettin unemployment and lusty tweetin all day for a year!!

@nikkiescooner I know how it feels, if my friend didn't recommend me I'd be jobless :(

@CNBCSquawkSt Warren Buffet. What's more detrimental to the recovery, the eurozone crisis or domestic unemployment? Wait, he's dead right?

Handled business early this morning got that unemployment done now I need to turn these resumes in nd hit da barbershop

sne im ready for today. even if i dont do shit. lol dis my last weeknd jobless

Only 4 more hours of work! #unemployed #student

Dear osu students on bikes, watch the fuck out. I'd like to not get ran over. Thanks.

@oakesy12 thats alright mate i know how the unemployed can get quite down #getajob #lazylayabouts

But the plan was to lower unemployment and deficits and has not. So the plan has what? @WillySkyKing @sfpelosi @MittRomney

@ikymohd yeep, iknow, its just 2day..but 2morrow & others say i would be jobless, Like youu :P

Time to get it in...if u aint gotta job get yo unemployed self up n start doin somethin u passionate about maybe its cooking maybe not #DOIT

Chicken:Unemployment rising by thousands with no hiring booms expected. Egg: Don't discard dirty water till you have the clean water.(Irish)

...from being unemployed for so long (LoL)

Met people who only have 7 days left here in SG--still unemployed. Felt so blessed for getting a job w/in a week. Hope they'll get one soon.

I will happily take unemployment!

The gunman apparently worked at the Empire State Building and got fired. Just go draw your unemployment check....Foooooo

A shooting outside Empire State Bldg. There was a time when ppl got fired&went 2 unemployment ofc. Now they kill ppl. We need a move of God.

I ain't got time for unemployed people wanting to shoot me just cuz they're upset...

To the losers who get excited about it being Friday, acting like you work so hard all week but the thing is your jobless! Ha

my best caculations: 110,M nonfarm private sector employees support the other 200,M people (public sector & unemployed) in US #tcot

Spain extends life of aid for jobless: Spain's government Friday agreed to extend the life of a 400-euro ($500) monthly payment for j...

Lunch is for pussies and the unemployed

@Chaitanya_13 #WhatILearntOnTwitter is How jobless I can be and how many people are out there like me

Rutherford County unemployment holds steady at 14.5 percent for July 2012.

You are correct #Obama is the best man to keep unemployment and deficits high. Good luck with your studies. @MrAmbitiousScip

@Aparna_Ramachan like me? ?? Who said im jobless? ? :-p :-p

I must read thru all this to find the unemployment figures?!!

@topbuyforex1 Mexico's Unemployment Rate Rises In July #topbuyforex1

@topbuyforex1 Mexico's Unemployment Rate Fell to 5% in July #topbuyforex1

@Aafat_Azzay My pleasure, himanshu uff jobless engg. bta raha tha, tu bhi job se pareshan hai. Milenge bhai tujhe bhi jab aayenge :-)

I'ma need u pigment free folk to stop buying guns with that unemployment check and just sign up for EBT like the normal people

@Neeneeknack Second richest county , lowest unemployment rate ..... #werejustgreat

No longer is the batman in the world of the unemployed he is part of the working class

County unemployment numbers for July: Vance 14.1 percent, No. 96 of 100 counties

@QueenNoor @Mogaza Main reason unemployment

If my boss followed me on twitter/IG I would be unemployed. Yesterday.

#OBAMAISMS less unemployed looking for jobs, cause there are less jobs. SO the unemployment rate is lower. Americans are really that stupid.

@Conservative_VW @susanbnj Question, are you counted as unemployed if you have never been employed?

@WinnieJunee only when you get laid off do you get unemployment not when fired.

@k_i_k_i_c_86 It's now official I'm unemployed

Sorry, im just jobless rn --,

2 days of being unemployed starts now. Pint please barman!

@WillBlackWriter Nope per the news it was someone who was unemployed and upset about it.

#ReverseObama “unemployment may rise to 8% by the end of next year [‘09]. We can’t wait until then to start creating new jobs” #tcot #rnc

UK's most popular major is Bitch Work. The second most popular is Unemployment. Cheers.

This nigga running aganist OBAMA holla he cuting students loan well bitch we only make 750 and unemployment is high ass fuck

@willdavidsonn its soooooo good but im still unemployed so have to go back!

“@willspencer: What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley”

@MeetingBoy How do you feel about people who actually, secretly enjoy being unemployed?

The energy running through this office is amazing!!! Never knew being unemployed could be so much fun! Unemployed because what I do I LOVE!

Thank you #Lord for my hard-working and loving husband, great sleep in our super comfortable bed, and unemployment.

but i'm still UNEMPLOYED !

I bet the Empire State shooter recently lost his job....white folks can't handle the thought of being broke and jobless.

“@Ringo6: No wonder that black income is down 11.1% when unemployment at 14%. #WarOnBlacks #BlackConservativesforRomney” @t_keens

Be like normal people and file for unemployment aid or something. #stoptheviolence

#teachers please stop complaining because it could always be worse, you could be #unemployed

@vainaCHINA Yeap. Unemployment

all over an unemployment “@just_telli: Damn ! Innocent people going to work dead now? Fuck! Shot aint , right coulda been my fuckn moms”

If someone doesn't cover my shift. Well at least a part of it, I will probably be jobless by 3.

Lmao because he got fired? Does he not know that he gets to collect unemployment and do nothing

Somebody run me 2 da to da unemployment office real quick lol..i 4got sumn..

Unemployment checks*

@mayhemmiller Maybe Jones would have saved an event and made his boss happy. His future may end up like yours unemployed.

Fridays would be more exciting if I had a job #unemployment

Just read a article saying that 18-22 year olds are the people who are most unemployed? Are you surprised?

And the lies said 'The economy is back' but unemployment's been over 8% for 42 straight months #DemThemeSong

Looks like I'm destined to become an unemployed chav living off benefits, love my life

Yay the student service center doesn't have fifteen thousand students at it for once. #miracle

@kikicupcake89 @pkiguoet762 @july2012jobs haha fuck off! I do unemployed to well

I knw I can't enter tweet jail in my life... Na so I jobless reach?

Officially unemployed!!!! And I'm already drunk!!!! #helpme

@Frances_Coppola @chukaumunna unemployment down, deficit down. An inconvenient truth for Labours discredited economic/ business front bench