News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 24.08.12 Part 11

How I go enter tweet jail... Na so I jobless reach?

interview in 30 minutes pray to god something good happens. #un-unemployed

@DJMightyMike you would think rim would have an assembly factory here or something. At least alleviate the unemployment problem

#FF @Jobless_Enginer Nice human being...

Laughing @ statuses from unemployed people who are waiting for Labor Day Weekend! LoL like bitch...... [[ G E T A J O B F I R S T ! ! ! ]]

I don't *really* want to be a webcam model, so let me personally assist you. #unemployed. @richardbranson @oatmeal @tweetsoutloud @elonmusk

What do you unemployed fucks know about that? #Nothin

Better late than never: Congrats to the new batch of nurses! Also, prepare for months of unemployment & depression

Only job Mitt creates is a poor old jobless s.o.b. giving himself a hand job because he can't afford a girlfriend or a hooker.

because they should be in College! @MagicalBaboon: Just read a article saying that 18-22 year olds are the people who are most unemployed?

@ToeJuWoOd looooll, i already knew, just being jobless

@MittRomney @barackobama 8.3% unemployment and an unfavorable small biz environment. I cant support or afford four more.

Now he’s unemployed, single, homeless and being propositioned by a hooker in the rain.

I hate when people say I'm rich cause I go to a lot of concerts and meet cody a lot. Like my mom filed for bankruptcy and unemployment.lolol

Haha yeah her jobless broke ass gave you money... #sillyboy

Mehhh well I'm jobless now. Bright side is I can focus on class. Bittersweet.

Sooo feckin bored. Being an injured unemployed person sucks.

@lancearmstrong went online this AM as I broke my last bracelet & even though I am unemployed 2day I bought them 2 show belief in U.

worried at the fact i may be unemployed again by november :( temp jobs suck

#blessobamasheart 4.5 million jobs created, you say? How about 4.8 million jobs LOST! Unemployment rising in august again, i will bet

It is amazing to see all the Fire Obama signs in the highest unemployment city, Elkhart, IN

@McBill10 @aaronfretwell5 @sarahmacclancy_ @ciaranmckenna7 am poor!! #jobless I can make jelly vodka!!

Is no longer unemployed!

Life is THAT bad? You'll risk your life because you refuse to be unemployed? Sheesh.

@reesayspieces and be on unemployment the rest of the summer, rather than being dead.

@michaellojko Not really. I'm a indie (unemployed) programmer, which means I have a beard?

@Kiran_Gorgeous9 completed my BE jobless :P

It's funny how my mom been in nap for 2 weeks jobless I only been a few days and I have a new job

take a poll of those unemployed, with underfunded College tuitions, or involved in tragic recent shootings of their better off than 4yrs ago

@pir8gold @Tbtall Cutter was just pulling those figures out her ass or off the thin air..Why over 8% unemployment? for so long? Blame BUSH?

@marclamonthill THE BEST ways to address the #warondrugs is to attack unemployment & correctly addressing U.S. public #education equality.

If you decide to get a tattoo on your face, how can you ever complain about being unemployed....

Unemployed hoes love screaming TGIF

You're a bad bitch BUT

#Unemployed: In ur everyday conversations, don't forget to mention what type of work u want. Follow thru on what people suggest .#jobsearch

If you eliminate subsidies in exchange for raising salaries that hits the poorest people - the unemployed. Or what am I missing?? #Egypt

All Wilmington's mayoral candidates claim addressing our cities crime/ violence is their # 1 priority. But none have mentioned unemployment

So it was cold this morning and now its hot. Ya know, weather... I'm about to start angrily singing katy perry.

@Joe_Baranowski ha, no :) But I teach unemployment.

@Jobless_Enginer EPIC IT IS

@ me “@LilDebbie_cakez: Unemployed hoes love screaming TGIF”

Big Mistake: An unemployed person I know removed her LinkedIn profile. Didn't want to take the time to perfect it. #unemployed, #jobsearch

Such a productive day! Shopping and seeing my girls

Just get to the unemployment line and shutup! “@ABC7: #EmpireStateBuilding shooting appears to be dispute between coworkers not terrorism”

Unemployment the shit!!!!!! Free bread fucker!!!!!

4yrs of #Obama: -60% Hispanic Family NetWorth GONE, Unemployment 10.3%, Youth 29.4% @johndoggs @LatinosforObama #latism #latinos2012 #PALIN

Bought new work shirts. Now just need a job! #unemployed

The crazy MF who did this was supposedly fired from his job yesterday. Goddammit, apply for unemployment like everybody else!!

@kris10_07 Single mom, get put on welfare. Draw unemployment. Make bank. I'll be your babysitter, but you gotta get me half your salary.?

If you get fired just go to unemployment you fukin freaks! Smh

@ManojG7 Yeah... stunning

You cannot discuss solutions to crime without mentioning plans to address unemployment. Let's talk about why crime is so high...

@LilDebbie_cakez: Unemployed hoes love screaming TGIF n use dey baby's food stamps for Seafood!!

Unemployment hotline

#FF @Chameleon_1 Apprenticeships Diplomas, NVQs, for 16-18yrs BTEC Construction for 14-19s & funded 19+ unemployed diplomas and much more.

I might stay in bed all day. Might as well go big during this time of uncertainty and waiting in Pittsburgh. #Unemployed #NYCMaybe

.@arnoldgold1 @blackrepublican why isn't Obama peeing on his own? Under him the unemployment for AA'a is 14%.

White people crazy they always tryna kill somebody when they lose they job. Y'all ain't ever heard of unemployment?

@Aparna_Ramachan : Most of the regular tweeters are jobless !!

@UshouldahadaV8 he didn't even apply for unemployment

Ppl been laid off of jobs of 10 years, unemployed with huge families, can't work bc of disability but you shoot bc of a dispute?! Son!

When Black people get fired they go on unemployment. When White folks get fired the world is their Call of Duty map.

The one thing that outweighs it all is that I have a job. So as long as I'm not unemployed, I'll take the bad with the good & be thankful.

#WhatILearntOnTwitter everyone including their cats & dogs are rappers/models or in other terms are basically UNEMPLOYED

God damn it, gotta be 16 to work at that subway fml still jobless

Photo ID's r already reqd 4 food stamps, housing, welfare checks, unemployment checks, SocSec and 2 many other non-governmental 2 list?

Officially no longer an unemployed bum!! Yay!

you never put no work in ...you niggas unemployed

@PEACHYmagnolia_ well which would u prefer 12-8 or unemployment? Be grateful for what u have. Some1 wud b glad to have ur spot!

I can't imagine getting fired and going back to shoot up the place. Now you get no unemployment!!!

Starting a business doesn't mean you are unemployed and giving it an official name with activities to full the hours. Its serious stuff

Bank holidays mean nothing at all if you're unemployed.

#EmpirestateShooting apparently it's unemployment !

Payday tomorrow, unemployed in 4 days, move out in 7, birthday in 10

good evening jobless pple?

@chloefinch_x that's my favourite juice me and tiers have been drinking for years!! And I thought fletch was unemployed? Lol

Why do I have to be the jobless one?my friends are all working tonight and I'm here like yeah I might watch films all day..

Wow. Got notice from State O' MD for a batch of folks claiming unemployment insurance and that they worked for us. Really?

@RyanFortune91 @evertonarentwe 10 days to find ?600 for a flight to watch #NUFC reserves in Greece FYI Recession & NE highest unemployment

“@tito_anTon: If you decide to get a tattoo on your face, how can you ever complain about being unemployed....” ............................

The gunman just got fired yesterday smh... He couldn't apply to other jobs or collect unemployment like regular people do? Smh

So just got started on Friday Night Lights Season 3 and apparently Tami Taylor went from unemployed to Principal in two years! #Impressive

How can you expect your unemployed boyfriend to do things for you you cant even do for yourself...?

@ronkeemployment Hope the book Get Out of Unemployment is easy to grab(available).

@thislilpiggyIAM girl NO! I mean I get it but you got atleast 99 weeks of unemployment, make it work

@MsYari2u he prob didnt know about unemployment

UK pensioners & unemployed can't afford food, & Met want MORE cash for useless review, throwing good money after bad. PETITION & COMPLAIN!

Disgruntled employee.....really....nah not me, I'll just leave and file unemployment

Are you guyss jobless?Dont you have any other work to do?Can you just leave @iamsrk alone!OMG these kidss!

more unskilled women in Rwanda are jobless! Partner with us and make a change!

@WhatsaCigarette you really jobless alr meh? Your th... Bicycle de ley?

The news is depressing no cure for this, unemployment highs, and shootings. I'm moving to outter space.

@illestcloud hmm.. we need to figure something out! I'm unemployed right now so I'm free anytime, lol I just have no extra mula

need a job. anyone hiring? #unemployed #job

Imagine unemployment down to 10% with thousands working on d production of compressed natural gas & renewable technologies #GreenDealNigeria

“@mattchew03: WNBC: Empire State Building Gunman Was Fired From His Job Yesterday” umm couldn't he just collect unemployment?

@miss_JKB Congratulations~! I'm still broke and jobless. lol

@D_Dolittle my friend Maria is unemployed was at roberta meechan doing some courses

if the BARBER MESSES up ur HAIRCUT on ur WEDDING NIGHT........SATAN will becum UNEMPLOYED!!

@HenryQs Not if your salary is disgustingly out of this world. Unemployment has a cap at about $750/week.